W-welcome to uhh....Tea with Hollow Alice 3D? Is t-that what

Yey best time

I love you Alice

So should I divorce my wife of 7 years for my boyfriend?

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>>741597234
I l-love you too <4

>>741597254
W-well, why don't you t-tell me the pros and cons?

>>741597208
Alice t-time!

What's the best way to fight against love?

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>>741597161
Hey whore. Who appointed you therapist? Are you some kind of failure hence your attention whoring on /b/ so frequently? Fuck off /b/itch, we don't need you.

>>741597161
WHY WONTU BLOW ME

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>>741597161
I have the weirdest boner right now... Was that on purpose, Alice-kun?

>>741597307
I love you more

SWIGGITY SWOOTY I SMELL A FAKE ASS BOOTY

CC reporting in! Uh... nice mask~

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>>741597336
You c-can never win against love <4

>>741597350
S-sorry, I'm a biological female.

>>741597338
I've b-been posting this way f-for six years d-dear <4 Lurk moar

>>741597339
Mask g-gets in the way

>>741597377
N-not possible <4 m-my heart is infinite!

>>741597338
>we don't need you.

I wish.

What did I just walk into?

>>741597161
Yikes

>>741597161
I have zero empathy or sympathy for people
What do?

>>741597338
Small penis detected.

I want to rape u hard little cunt

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>>741597411
>>741597388
L-lets just select a t-tea for these dubs <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C4FL1kt03R

>>741597161
I wanna teach a 4 year-old girl to masturbate and show her porn, so we could be under the blanket and masturbate together while cuddling. I wanna kiss and lick every part of her little body while she twists her little legs and cums. Sucking my dick to make me buy her a new toy? What a little whore! Can't wait to tickle her prepubescent cunnie. That's what she gets for seducing me. If she wasn't attractive, I wouldn't do it to her.

Is this normal?

>>741597307
So, I've been married to my wife for 7 years together for 10. We haven't had sex in um.... a long time. We don't do much and it feels like she is just using me. I make good money and I think she is just waiting to finish her degree before she divorces me. As for the guy we have known each other for 8 months now and I haven't felt this comfortable with anyone in my life. I told him all my secrets. He is super cute too. I feel guilty about divorcing my wife if I go through with it but I want to be happy with him.

>>741597425
hey alice, hope you had a nice day

>>741597425
>You c-can never win against love <4

But I can still struggle and fight, right? I can still try to resist, I think. I hope.

>>741597425
>Mask g-gets in the way
if there's a will there's a way

>>741597512
Christ... I'd lick you till my tongue fell off if I ever had the chance.

>>741597512
Hairy body spotted fag

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>>741597512
Hahaha... that toss was great!

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>>741597472
*blinks slowly* C-can you go into more detail?

>>741597460
Love c-cheer and hollow masks!

>>741597518
Nope, s-seek medical attention.

>>741597538
How w-was your day Anonymous?

Here, let m-me pour you a cup of tea and w-we can talk about it <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03STATvgsii

>>741597425
It is possible, you just don't believe it

Alice do you love me

>>741597161
Hey he it's this guy again. Sup? How's shit been?

Also hi /b/ first time back to 4chins in a little over a month, any big happenings?

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>>741597161
I'm very intrigued by Alice. I'd like to know more about you.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kt9FgvnW6m

>>741597634
you're so fucking beta faggot. go kill yourself.

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>>741597576
If y-you want to fight fruitlessly against things t-that help you, feel f-free <4

>>741597614
I'm l-literally hairless, b-but nice try <4

>>741597634
R-right? Gotta up m-my game <4

>>741597674
C-correct <4

>>741597702
I d-do love you dearie <4

>>741597714
I'm a g-girl dear <4

>>741597757
Feel f-free to ask questions <4

>>741597647
Bigot.

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>>741597512
For some reason the little head twitches are adorable with the hollow mask.

>>741597647
I love tea but I just ran out :(

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>>741597816
R-right? It conveys emotions better!

>>741597820
ALICE TEA INCOMING!

>>741597425
Is it bad that I miss these threads?

Hey Alice, guess what

>>741597805
>If y-you want to fight fruitlessly against things t-that help you, feel f-free <4

But this love of mine is absolutely worthless.

It's not a thing that needs to exist, you know?

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>>741597959
It's w-weird, given I host t-them every day <4
Like, twice a day.

>>741597975
C-chicken butt!

I love my girlfriend and everything but I find myself too clingy and I think she's going to break up with me over it. Can I still fix it? She got angry and told me that I'm too dependent on her and it's unhealthy. She's still with me but I don't want to break her past her limit. We've been awkward today because of the talk we had.

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hey try this mask instead that one is shit

>>741597647
Sure
I can't feel any sort of emotion for people, wether it be good or bad
Like, someone gets hit by a bus? Too bad, sucks to be them. Homeless? Oh well, there are other homeless people too, can't help everyone
Just like, I *can't* care about people, what they do, or what sort of position they're in

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>>741597782
What a meaningless and unoriginal insult. Try harder.

>>741597999
Nope, guess again

>>741597161
Im have been shitting all day now i feel like im shitting lava am i dying?

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>>741597161
I love the mask.

How to self-love?
it's an abstract concept that is basically the "frequency" that your thoughts and attitudes are in, right? but if you rationally believe your lack of self love is grounded in logic, then any attempt to shift your thoughts and attitudes into a self-love gear would be based on nothing, so it would be delusional, so it would be impossible to sustain, even though you rationally acknowledge that it would be better for you.
i believe that self-love should be unconditional but at the same time feel that my dislike of myself is reasonable, and is also compulsive or outside of my control.
what do?

I suppose you took my took my 'looking into the abyss' comment literally, you shlobby charlatan. Yoiu colon-crucified con. You alienated asinine assailant. You booger-blasted buffoon. I dare say, you are a bawdy, base-court barnacle with a droning voice, dankish apperance, and genereally crook-pated physique. You are both errant and frothy in demeanor, and put in the most simple of terms, a gorbellied fool-born flax-wench.

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Hey alice! Did you ever feel....like a plastic bag?

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>>741597989
I d-don't know what you mean <4

>>741597531
I m-mean, if you are unhappy w-with her and happy w-with him, it s-sounds like you should either get a divorce or at l-least confront her.

There's nothing wrong with a divorce, anonymous.

>>741598012
Sounds like you have more to talk about.

You should discuss this with her.

>>741597805
do you appear nude?? or better say, please show us your nudes xD

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>>741597782
90% of the anons into her threads are betas and white knights

>>741597161
Hey Alice!
I've had my 4th interview with a company so things are going well and I'm confident that I'll be hired soon. However my car recently got totaled and I have almost used up all of my savings.
Would it be worth the risk if I went shopping for a new car or even spend money on things I like if I feel confident I'll get the job?

A-Alice where did you go..?

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>>741597989
Your love is one of a kind, anon. You were the only one put in control of that body, that mind, the space you occupy.. you should share your love whenever possible.

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>>741598012
W-well, are you too dependent on her? Does s-she have valid concerns? H-how do you act around her?

>>741598019
W-what about people close to you, friends, family, yourself, etc?

>>741598033
I'm d-done with this game *takes her ball and goes home*

>>741598045
Have you t-tried immodium?

Mornin' Alice. How's life been treating ya?

>>741598089
>I d-don't know what you mean <4

I want to get rid of this love and regain control of my actions.

It's annoying how I can't leave this person alone, you know?

>>741598185
I'll give you a hint, it starts with an 'S' and ends with a 'Y'

No, it's nothing lewd

>>741598089
I don't know tho, I just feel guilty that I wasted 10 years of her life also. She isn't a terrible person and it's like, do I really have the right to hurt someone so I can find happiness? Then at the same time I should be able to be happy with someone and the guy I like he deserves to be happy too. It's all so complicated.

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>>741598144
No most of them are hate cultists like yourself.
The rest are just here to take a brief pause from writing cuck rps and jerking it to traps.

>>741597161
それナイスボディですね、お姉ちゃん
舐めたい

What's up with the hollow mask? What even is the hollow mask?

>>741598089
Can you give us some context on the famous Alice butte picture? Like what was for actual purpose for you taking the picture? Who did you send it to?

>>741598285
whats wrong with that you bigot

>>741597999
Im never on anymore and i dont see them as often as id like

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>>741598058
*blinks slowly* D-dear, you are making a whole philosophy of psychology based on t-the fact you feel bad about yourself and then m-making stuff up.

Go to a therapist. It's clear you need to work through these problems and are incapable of doing so on your own.

>>741598071
That's b-better!

>>741598077
Never.

Paper only bitch.

>>741598129
No

>>741598144
Alpha and beta are n-not how humans interact

>>741597805

Do you do all this by yourself? You're very expedient in your replies, uploads, and attentive to almost everyone. It's amazing to be honest.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wEahplYQP9

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>>741598162
I w-would wait and also s-see if your company offers relocation expenses. M-mine did!

>>741598173
Ah, please don't misunderstand. I don't have a problem with love in general or even expressing and sharing my love with others.

This love is different, however. It's out of my control, really it's just too much.

It would be best for everyone if it was gone.

>>741598344
It's the only mask he owns. He's skinny yet chubby enough to look deliciously flat, but his man face is hardly fappable.

>>741598185
Well, I'll give you an example:
My sister got robbed a couple weeks ago, the only thing that I "felt" was that she shouldn't have been partying so late, that's it
My best friend is working a dead end job, can hardly make ends meet, went to school but can't find a job in his field, and all I can think is "I hope he doesn't ask me for money"
Myself? I feel very little to no emotion, I've been seeing a psychologist to try to break that barrier, but have not made any progress thus far

Hello, I've been in home for over a week now. Not only because I don't have friends, but also because I'm shy af and afraid of other people.

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>>741598285
07 /b/ would of destroyed this stuttering cunt

>>741597161
What's your favorite genre of music alice?

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>>741597912
Maybe you should invest in a better cut out alice mask. As long as its not like pic related

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>>741598415
cross posting my love
E>

>>741597161
I left my BPD girlfriend for obvious reasons. Has anyone ever gotten over a relationship without sleeping with someone else? Somehow I hate the fact that I might have to do this just to erase her memory

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>>741598192
It's n-not bad! But it is evening d-darling <4

>>741598248
It s-sounds like obsession, n-not love.

>>741598283
*blinks slowly* H-how did you waste her time if you s-say she is using you?

>>741597161
how big is your dick?

>>741597161
I'm gay, Can you cure me?

>>741598453
You suffer from a lack of empathy. Being a sociopath isn't horrible as long as you understand the philosophical difference between good and evil and choose not to be evil.

Alice really here comes a big reply and I hope you reply back with all your seriousness possible.

Soo first things first you better than anyone should know how 4chan works since you've been here soo long. You know that 80%of us or even more, don't give a flying fuck to "your life changing advices", but the question is why submit you're self to all this harassment, the embaresement.
And the few who still come here and ask their questions with something that would look like a "real problem" but most of the time it's just people wanting a reaction from you.
Soo, why keep doing something that most people don't welcome you.

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>>741598538
It's

S U P E R M A N E U V E R A B I L I T Y

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>>741598317
T-too bad you never will <4

>>741598344
It's j-just a joke dear <4

>>741598359
I s-sent it to someone known as Nevada.

>>741598377
S-so check schedule on m-my patreon: alicemargatroid

Then you can show up when I come on <4

>>741598383
You are a COCKERED, CLAY-BRAINED HALF-FACED HELL-HATED IDLE-HEADED JOITHEAD. A GLEEKING, GOATISH, IMPERTINENT, JARRINGLY INFECTIOUS FLAP-MOUTHED ILL-NURTURED IDLE-HEADED KNOTTY-PATED MILK-LIVERED ONION-EYED LOGGERHEADED MEWLING PUKING PRIBBLING PAUNCHY PEASANT. A REEKY POX-MARKED SHARD-BORNE PIGEON-EGG OF A HUMAN BEING, EXCEPT THAT YOU ARE NAUGHT BUT A ILL-BREEDED MAGGOT PIE.

>>741597161
ALICE! can we see your butt agian?

>>741597161
Your hair is cute

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>>741598389
Yes, t-this is all me, though I w-would have stopped this a long time ago if n-not for the love and affection of Kermit, Reimu, Louise, and m-many others.

My friends are my strength <4

>>741598452
S-sorry, I'm biological female <4

>>741598560
Just go find a dick! Pretty simple really.

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>>741598449
Obsession and love can be two similar emotions to feel, but they stem from different things. Obsession can be unhealthy, but it is easy to dial that obsession back to a healthier level of passion. If you think your love would not be accepted or returned, try to remodel it into respect.

>>741598538
>It s-sounds like obsession, n-not love.

Yes, you're right. I feel much better now.

Thank you.

>>741598317
Fucking weaboos don't know how to use kanji so they use katakana to write 'nice body'. You will never be japanese

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yes hallo it good to see u Alcie.

>>741597161
why wont you flex your muscles for us
show us what youworkin wit

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>>741598458
*waves* H-hello dear! How old are you d-darling?

>>741598453
S-sounds like you have severe mood blunting, m-may be indicative of ASPD. W-what has your psychologist said?

>>741598499
Jazz and blues <4

>>741598498
I w-was here in 2007; it did nothing but make me kinder.

>>741598627
You sound like you have been here a while. You should already know the answer.

When your loneliness feels suffocating, anything that resembles human interaction is welcome.

>>741598715
The problem has been resolved.

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>>741597161
Oohh, its good to see you!

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>>741598633
I'm gonna make sweet love to you Alice. Hope you love chocolate

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>>741598538
Stop saying what I wanted to say but in a more concise mattwr.

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>>741598507
*waves* H-hey Sky!

>>741598500
H-hard to find one.

>>741598532
Yes. Tons of people.

>>741598552
I d-don't have one.

>>741598560
Homosexuality is n-not a disease.

>>741598699
-squeaks and hugs you. Is glad you're still here-

>>741598538
We were never able to have kids, we tried and had one miscarriage. Her dream was to have kids and we tried for a few years but then she got too old. So now she can't have kids and I feel bad if I divorce her. After she gave up on having kids her attitude changed and she started really working to get her degree and she says weird things and alludes to divorce. So I don't know. She doesn't do anything around the house, she doesn't pay bills, she just does her school work and watches TV.

>>741598538
Very early morning for me. But good to hear.

>>741598633
>patreon
I didnt know this existed. Thank you!

>>741598383
>*blinks slowly* D-dear, you are making a whole philosophy of psychology based on t-the fact you feel bad about yourself and then m-making stuff up.
>Go to a therapist. It's clear you need to work through these problems and are incapable of doing so on your own.

that is probably true, but these are all psychological processes that can be framed in a logical way, no? i figure you can approach most problems in life with that kind of mindset, why not this?

i've just graduated in the US as an international, no insurance, so therapy is a little inaccessible. i did get counseling but it seemed mostly centered around more concrete things, like how i chose to live my life, etc.

>>741598633
>I s-sent it to someone known as Nevada.
But why?

>>741597999
Checked your trips for you. What do you do for an occupation?

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>>741597161
Did the holocaust happen?

>>741598826
My poin still stands.. Obsession stems from passion, and can be turned into genuine healthy respect with effort. Please don't hide yourself from the world, anon.

>>741598666
sorry i forgot to say please. may we see your butt agian?

>>741598853
>Homosexuality is not a disease.
gtfo 4chan

stop experimenting with b faggots you attention whore

>>741598853
In this day and age? Make one! Foam board, velcro, printed photo, BAM!

>>741598627
Can you reply Alice?

>>741598934
I've already developed counter measures to neutralize obsession, it's simply a matter of applying them.

Already the feeling is draining and I am returning to myself.

>>741598792
He said he doesn't suspect ASPD, says I was hurt as a child and put up barriers to protect myself
The part that is consistent with that is that I can't remember almost anything from before I was about 12-13, maybe some bits here and there from being in school

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>>741598627
Do I need to get this question every night? Is that really necessary?

First, where did you get that number? Did you do a fucking poll? Did you just invent it? Probably that last one right? How about you get some hard evidence before you get your cock out.

Let me ask you this: When is the last time you thanked your garbage man? What about your doctor? The girl behind the counter at your supermarket?

Probably never, right? Why would I expect you to be grateful to me then? Why would the harassment and embarrassment deter me? That's stupid; a job needs to get done, and I'm currently the only one able to do it.

So I'm doing it. That's all. I'm here to help, and I'll help till I can't any more.

>>741597161
Hey Alice, I'm lonely. can i have some love?

>>741599064
I hope you find ways to manage youe positive emotions, anon. I've struggled with it too.

>>741598699
I'm impressed. What do you do for a living? Your place looks nice, is that schedule on the fridge? It looks as if it'd be very helpful with remembering things. (Nice writing by the way)

How old is Alice, the one-woman wonder?

>>741599081
Oh, also, being treated as Bipolar

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>>741598657
Even w-with cruise control, you s-still need to steer dear.

>>741598666
I'm s-sure someone will post it eventually.

>>741598674
T-thank you, but I prefer Reimu's <4

>>741598716
Welcome!

>>741598751
hi Jillian <4

>>741598775
I h-have less muscles than Nano <4

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>ignoring supermaneuverability

Shame on you, Alice.

>>741599138
My positive emotions are perfectly in balance.

I just misidentified a problem here.

>>741599009
ikr pretty sure he is doing a tesis or a book or some shit like that using all these beta faggots

>>741598751
Hi Jill!

>>741599196
Did Reimu wear a mask like that and showed hair?

>>741599064
This is an unhealthy path to go down.

Deluding yourself into believing that you are in control of your head will surely cause it to rebel against your best interests.

Hey Alicie when are you releasing nudes? Are at least feet pics

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>>741598831
*Waves* G-good to see you too! How w-was work?

>>741598841
I've g-got too much experience <4

>>741598859
*huggle*

>>741598877
S-sounds nice....is it a q-quiet night?

I accidentally put the happy merchant image on a school PowerPoint a few years ago and got really shouted and I still feel as about it to this day, it always haunts me.

I hate my job. What's a good career to transition into from healthcare IT? I hate healthcare and I hate IT but the money keeps me comfortably miserable.

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>>741599125
Post tits

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>>741598498
AHAHAHAHA

There already was an Alice here in 07, you dumbass! And guess what?

Anonymous loved her and spent long nights cuddling with her by the fire!

>>741599275
I am well aware. I've already encountered and moved passed that problem.

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>>741598872
If you are unhappy, y-you should bring it up, discuss it with her, g-go to counciling....and if all that f-fails, it's not selfish to l-leave, Anonymous.

*wraps her arms tightly around your middle, squeezing tight with her head on your chest* I'm s-sorry Anonymous. I know it is a h-hard choice.

I don't know left from right, have a lot of difficult remembering faces, names, streetnames. What the hell is wrong with me? Dyslexia?

>>741599382
not all of them bitch

>>741597161
Can I join the marines if I have herpes?

>>741599305
It's fairly quiet, aside for the occasional snoring. Hard to avoid when you're in a hotel room, haha.

>>741599358
What kind of IT?

Like babysitting servers, or turning desktops off and on again? Or managing a closet full of wires?

>>741599305
Are you romantic or do you find romance kinda corny?

Nice skin.

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>>741599218
Planes, nigga
Whats up?

I've heard about these Alice threads, but never seen them myself. Now that I have, I can say that this is one of the best things I have found here in a while.

>>741599305
^///^ -receives Alice huggles and goes to vacuum the thread- <3

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>>741598879
Welcome <4

>>741598912
Currently, f-financial engineer <4

>>741598904
W-what state? I c-can pay for it.
Email me at [email protected]

>>741598915
Yes

>>741598992
No

>>741599009
It's b-been six years. Ain't g-gonna stop me now.

>>741599081
*blinks slowly* Hm. I m-mean, I'd listen t-to him. He'd know better than me.

>>741597161
what do I have to do

to be in love with someone like you

I feel like I don't have any meaningful connection with anyone, like I can't talk about anything with the girls I think are cute

I haven't had sex in a long time because I'm afraid I won't feel anything for someone who isn't special, or worse, that I'll feel something when I know it has no meaning

how do I find someone like you, who's also different like me

Alice how do I stop being so autistic and be more charismatic/dominant

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>>741599129
*squeezes tight* <4

>>741599144
I am a f-financial engineer, I live in NYC, and y-yes that is my schedule <4

>>741597338
Faggot

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>>741599305
Been a good week so far! I'm getting ready to go in at 10pm tonight.
All good with you?

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>>741599491
Whaddup, Rev.

Eating some supper, watching football. Nursing this broke as fuck wrist. How bout chu?

>>741598364
Nothing wrong with it, just explaining our mindset.

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>>741597161
I fantasize about killling people but not in the serial killer way is that normal Alice?

I did some dumb shit when I was younger how do I forget about it

>>741599491
When the next vocaroo?

>>741599397
You obviously are not aware.

Understanding comes from questioning what you know is true.
You believe you are in control of your head and you can choose to feel what you choose to feel. I assert that is false, and you are simply deluding yourself.

>>741597161
>p-psychological
bitch the p is silent how do you stutter that

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>>741599218
I p-prefer super cruise.

>>741599272
n-no, we just exchange pictures from t-time to time.

>>741599288
Never <4

>>741597161
Ah fuck, i'll shitpost my stuff on the offchance, so i've recently found myself falling for a female friend of mine, the affection seems to be returned, she's been more to me than a girlfriend for the last few months, hell almost a year now, between homelessness and the other shit i need to sort out, I wont go on, because this isn't r9k but lets say i feel like the love we share isn't the same kind of love, hell i don't even feel that strong sexually about her, I feel like I need someone to hold right now.

>>741599590
>charismatic/dominant

Those are two separate things, just so you know.

>>741599125
Not the inciting person but dude, I thank every person that provides me a service that I can. That's just manners.

>>741599435
Yes, most people have some form of herpes.

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>>741599380
No.

>>741599358
Oh, actually, w-we get a lot of healthcare IT p-people in financial IT!

It'd be a good move for you <4

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>>741599420
It was quite a large number, I assure you. The people who didn't like it could fit into one xat chat room. And they did.

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>>741598498
I was here in '07. /b/ was still too busy tripping over their dicks every time some scene jailbait showed their face to care about a good intentioned RPer with a modest posting schedule.
Gtfo. I bet you came here from facebook to MAGA

>>741599495

So you like cross dressing weaboo fags?

>>741599643
>Not in the serial killer way.
In what way then?

>>741599688
How is it better then?

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>>741599402
S-sounds like dyslexia b-but I am not trained in that area s-sorry!

>>741599435
Yes, I t-think so.

>>741599436
Oh d-dear. I h-hope it wasn't too much.

>>741599450
D-depends on who is romantic to me <4
Alice1 could always bring the romantic out in me.

>>741599400
I did ask her about counseling once but she said no. I met her when I was living in Japan. I married her and got her a green card to the states. Japanese people are not too good with counseling. I went to a therapist by myself trying to figure it out but she was pretty useless. I'm trying to tell myself that it isn't selfish to get a divorce but this idea that I have to hurt her to be happy is well.... hard. I appreciate your advice. I can't control what happens but I think I have to divorce her I love the guy too much, he understands me and I think I deserve to be loved.

>>741599833
How's what better?

>>741599697
I'm aware
Im just also very submissive and would like to be more independent

>>741597338

Its people like you who make me feel normal and well-adjusted. I thank you for this. THANK YOU.

>>741599586
Lower your standards, accept that you are imperfect.

>>741599778
Kinda dissapointed you don't support MAGA...

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>>741599780
He's on /b/. Of course he fucking does you newfag

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>>741599598
much appreciated. i shall go and sleep peacefully now. goodnight /b/tards.

>>741599749
:(
Ok

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?

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>>741599358
Locomotive Engineer
Baseball Player.
Cattle Wrangler
Jack Daniels Distillery Quality Control.
Mattress Tester.

>>741599437
All the above plus database.

>>741599780
No, I just think it's kind of a good break from most of the normal atrocities of this site. So what if this break comes from someone with that description?

>>741597161
can I fap to you?

>>741599941
Beautiful

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>>741597161
Hello Alice. I have strange red markings appearing on my body (pic related). Could they be cancerous? Will I die?

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>>741598831
>>741599607

I knew I had seen that fucking diner somewhere before!

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>>741599912
I don't support Trump for a lot of reasons I won't go into here
I am, however, a gun owning pot smoking card carrying libertarian that has probably been telling liberals to eat shit since before you were even discussing politics.

>>741599866
The room? Nah, it's not too much, you don't have to worry about it. The view here is actually quite nice though.

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>>741599866
Alice1? So you were together?

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>>741599866
Likewise, my love.

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>>741600059

>>741599749
When you say "Financial IT", what do you mean?

see >>741599437

>>741599125
Okay there's some flawed logic there buddy, in my country (I don't know about yours), it's courtesy say thank you for someone supplying something or a service to you just getting that out of the way. (And btw it was yesterday, I'm good friends with the 2 dudes who come pick up my trash).

Yes, it is a number I've fucking invented, but it's an rough extimation but sadly no I don't have any evidence beyond the ammount of I see in this goddamn hate I see in these threads. But okay, I see your really into this and I respect that. I'll take my leave now. Have a good day. Goodbye.

>>741600066
Thank god. I thought you were full lib. You are still on my good list

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>>741599787
Like mass shootings mainly workplace

>>741600002

Just making sure. I personally leave this site to have a break from this site.

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>>741599495
M-my schedule is on my patreon: alicemargatroid
C-check it to know when I run threads <4

>>741599586
Someone like me?
*slav stoops*

Boy, you don't wanna be in love with someone like me. I'm a workaholic, I spend every fuckin' minute of my day thrown into a computer or into a philanthropy project or into a whiteboard. Someone like me is someone who will love you, but always distantly. Fuck, I've got cobwebs in my cunt because of how long its been since I've had a chance to even sit on a dildo.

You don't want me. Someone like me, there will never be a cute wife or a happy husband at home to come to with a smoke and a meal. That work ethic, that determination, that insane drive....it's what makes me the best. But it's also what keeps me from havin' a normal life.

You don't want someone like me. Find someone who can give you the affection, attention, and love you deserve. And keep em close and enjoy the time you get with em. Cuz it won't last forever.

Stop giving up on "pretty good" because you ain't gettin' "best". Or you'll end up like me.

>>741599998
You must learn to be better at describing your job. Are you babysitting a database, are you building one, or do you get called on to occasionally put together a join so a business person can look at an excel spreadsheet.

>>741599678
>You believe you are in control of your head and you can choose to feel what you choose to feel.

That's not exactly what's going on. Let's just say, I encountered your problem, broke myself against it and finally changed my methods and adjusted my approach in response.

I know that I can't control emotion but I've already figured out how to cope with my emotions to the point that I can make them a non-factor when it comes to my decision making and the actions that I take. That's all.

>>741600183
We good my nigga
Ask me about politics in a thread. Ill go get my dad and we'll start our own politically incorrect podcast.

>>741599866
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j93AnngBAy
Here, Alice! A very special message to you!

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>>741597161
I take the special where you finger my ass and say im a faggot on vocaroo

>>741599777
believe whatever you want fucking nigger but this shit is just cancer attention whoring shit

>>741600202
Going postal is kinda dated...

>>741599941
What exactly are the lines supposed to show?