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Do shitholes really feel better than vaginas? Seems like everyone

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Do shitholes really feel better than vaginas?
Seems like everyone is into anal now.
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No. Vagina is the best place to stick your dick into.
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Not to me. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy poking a pooper as much as the next guy, but I prefer the vag.

My favorite holes, in order:

Mouth
Cunt
Ass
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>>741588674
It's more of a power trip than anything. It's only tight within the first three inches. If you go deep it doesn't feel that great.

But there's nothing better mentally than knowing you're fucking a bitch in the ass.
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>>741588674
Not by a mile, it's fucking porn dictating your brain
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>>741588674
Vag is way better than asshole.
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>>741588969
meh, nothing to do with power nowadays since most girls can take it like a champ.
I can't even get off on giving them pain, since most are sluts that are well seasoned now.
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>>741588969
This.

It's just about power and domination. She's not doing it because she likes it, she's doing it because you told her to.
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>>741588907
Oral only tops pussy, if she's a pro at using her mouth/throat. My current gf is qt but she has some buckteeth and thin lips..
I've yet to get a bj from her without some scrapage & even then she has to go slow.
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>>741589100
This is true and probably why I only get off on amateur ass to mouth porn these days.

It's meh irl unless she's not that into it or it's her first time.
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>>741589262
>>741589100
Not rly, women today sadly are slut degenerates, you thought only girls in porn like when you put your dick all over their face and cum in their mouth after fucking them in the ass? You're wrong, that's the norm nowadays.
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>>741588674
Anal's great. It's partly mental, but you can go raw, balls deep, blow your load, and not stress about knocking her up.
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>>741588989
> best answer
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>>741588969
Not so much a power trip for me its just different.
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>>741589494
Only sad virgins and/or teenagers complain about women being uninhibited about sex now.

Good sex is good sex. And you don't get good sex from a girl who is ashamed about her body and desires.
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>>741588674
I enjoy degrading a woman by fucking her in her shitbox but i rather get some head tbh.
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>>741589363
Good point. That is a valid stipulation.
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I just like the dirtyiness of it. It's all mental for me.
Nothing makes me cum harder than knowing I'm fucking some girls hole that probably just had a huge log of shit in it a few hours earlier
The visual of her butt jiggling from behind is nice too
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>>741590034
>Nothing makes me cum harder than knowing I'm fucking some girls hole that probably just had a huge log of shit in it a few hours earlier

Stop.

Get some help.
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>>741590190
fuck off u faggot we all were thinking that just not saying it
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>>741590190
It's too late for me, porn has already ruined me/w. I'f fine being a degenerate
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>>741590320
Uh. No.

I like fucking my fiancée in the ass because it's a power thing. Not because there was feces in there.

Disgusting way of promoting anal sex there buddy.
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>>741590474
>power thing
Lol whut? What does fucking an ass have to do with "power"..? Can you not fuck her mouth or pussy w/o "power" either?
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>>741588674
no, its a meme pushed by the jews in the porn industry to turn men into faggots who like poopdick.
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>>741588674
no. you can get shit in your uthera (pee hole) and it can give you an STI or urinary tract infection.
Anal is fun because the girl feels like a whore, but really its nothing special.
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>>741589805
The problem is she desires it. She should not, but instead be taught to by her man. Otherwise you just have a bunch of sluts.
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>>741590633
Back in the 15th century it was known as the "french method"
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>>741590758
you can get anything in your peehole from any time of sex. that's why it's recommended to pee afterwards
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vaginas feel nicer. assholes are only tight in the entrance and cannot feel shit pass that. a pussy hugs a dick
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>>741590190
you realize everyone poops right? even girls
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>>741590474
Shut up pussy. We like shit here..if you don't like it then leave. Lady poop 4 life
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>>741588674
No, and it stinks like shit
every
single
time
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>>741592008
if you're horny enough the smell doesn't matter when your dick is getting squeezed
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>>741592213
yeah but that's like ordering a pizza cause you're hungry, then just eating a pile of shit instead once the pizza arrives.
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>>741590589
Getting fucked in the ass is uncomfortable. That's why it's a power thing. She's accepting that discomfort to get you off.
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>>741588674
What is the sauce on this?

>>741588969
>But there's nothing better mentally than knowing you're fucking a bitch in the ass.
This.

Also, this is now an anal gifs/webms thread.
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>>741592349
there's a big difference from actually ingesting shit and swallowing it while marinating it on your tastebuds than getting a little on your dick while a tight butthole milks your penis dry
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>>741588674
I tried both and anal feels golf
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>>741592452
>Getting fucked in the ass is uncomfortable
Hardly. maybe the 1st few times at most like anything else. Girls are well experiences in getting it up the butt in this gen
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No.
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>>741592624
Maybe you're just small.
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>>741590758
This. I got one of those and it was the worst thing imaginable. Thought my dick was going to fall off. Never fucked the butthole again.
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After you fucked a girl's ass, you'll always have that to hold over her. So, no matter how she fucks you over down the road, you can always think, "Yeah, but I fucked her in the ass."
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>>741592853
sure bud, taking dick isn't hard
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>>741592515
I was comparing pussy (the pizza) to anal (eating shit). You have the pussy right there, it's wet and warm and smells nice. Not to mention it stays tight throughout, anal gets loose after about a minute, right about the time you feel like you should be courtesy flushing from the smell.
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>>741593345
sauce please
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>>741593347
>it's wet
so is the butt with lube
>and warm
buttholes are even hotter in temp
>and smells nice
literally anything smells nice with proper hygiene. you think vaginas can't ever smell bad/fishy?
>anal gets loose after about a minute
you must have a small penis, I've never had that problem
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How come women don't seem happy about the anal?
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>>741594002
that isn't anal you stupid virgin. the positioning angle doesn't even match up for it right.
It's literally just regular vaginal
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>>741588674
It depends of your mental state. I have had couple of women who like asshole more than their vagoos.

But whatever I'm done with sex, it's overrated and thinking about it makes you weak.
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>>741588969
Couldn't of said it better anon
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>>741594002
Because all sex is rape
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>>741592486

Sauce?
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Anal feels tight and a lot warmer than I thought it would be. 10/10 would anal again
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>>741588674
Baby momma stuck my dick in her ads after I cummed in her pussy. Felt it kinda turned on since it was the first time. Pulled out and had a tinny Winnie bit of poop on my dick. She said you came twice. No she pooped a little. Hannah pounders is her name Google it. Don't care if she finds out that I shared the story. Poop on dick nuff said.
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>>741593074
Fuck yes, this is a 100% true

>ex wife takes me to court for alimony
>Watching her as she breaks down into tears to the judge to get pity points
>Inside I smile because I remember the first time I put it in her ass, tears were coming down and she was almost making the same face
>Ended up winning, no alimony
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>>741593591
Woah pal, don't get upset. If you enjoy taking cock in the ass then don't let someone like me tell you otherwise. I'm just saying it's not for me.
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>>741594581
My baby momma cried in court too. Didn't work out.
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>>741594590
I enjoy putting my cock in ass. big difference
gender also doesn't matter
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>>741594169
Please elaborate on the second part
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>>741594697
It was pitiful. She was so spiteful. Women refuse to do anything logically. Hence why we went to court. Dumb bitch. She drug the divorce out for a year and a half
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>>741594697
I gave her everything except for my Xbox, tv, and computer. She walked away with $30 grand all said and done.
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>>741594453
Asa Akira. Don't know scene name, sadly.
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>>741594718
Umm what
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>>741588674

the allure is in the dookie
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>>741595021
Pathetic
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>>741595090
what part don't you understand?
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>>741590474

whoa so what comes out the asshole? FECES, you can't overlook that.

of course that is the allure to a lot of people especially with A2M
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>>741591133

true
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>>741594697
>>741594853
I was a teen knocking up a girl never married. I get paid child support nao. She wanted to party. I made mistakes and I still do. But my kids rely on me even though I'm not the favourite.
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>>741595325
butts aren't filled with shit 24/7
is it really that hard to just fuck one when it's empty..
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I think it's less about "better" and more about "different"
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my gf sometimes lets me fuck her ass but rarely. mostly when shes on her period.
thats why i mostly watch anal porn now. i really want to get her into it but doesnt seem to work
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>>741595516
hey nerd do you think all the feces just shows up at once and your girl (or guy in your case) can shit it out and it's all gone? you think 6" deep in a butthole you might hit something? you fucking virgin moron
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>>741588674
ITS FOR SANDNIGGERS
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>>741595159
Women have the power in America. I was lucky to get that
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>>741594778
When you get older and hopefully wiser you will understand sex for males is just a biological imperative. It's nothing more than impulse. As intelligent being you are able to control your impulses. I found that not actively thinking about it makes my life easier beacuse I already know what sex etc is. But I have lot of experience though so it might be different thing when you are younger and near virgin. But in essence you are better off trying to think about something else than running after women. Think about your own career and hobbies first. This will make your life easier. Lot of men make a mistake and get married too early/wrong women and that will just chain them into marriage where they support their kids and wife. Literally life sentence in a way. But they don't see it that way. They go to work, work their asses off to support their "home" (which is actually the woman's home...) and there's not much time for any self development in the end. Not that many even think about developing themselves. They are too stupid for that. Might sound bit edgy but this is the way I think.
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>>741595364
sauce
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>>741595789
He's actually right, moron. That last bit of intestine before the asshole is only filled with shit when you REALLY have to go. Most of the time, it isn't. Basic biology.
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>>741595789
What if youre bigger
Just enough to make a difference?
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>>741595789
shit isn't stored in the rectum (where you put your dick), it's in the colon you dumb shit
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>>741595913
And when you see those stupid negros and chads posting photos on instagram being "successful" you know in your heart what's better.
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Rectum is exclusively for when you have to go. When you don't have enough yet, nothing is in there. Doesn't get moved there until there''s enough.
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>>741588969
>>741588989
>>741589044
THIS
>>741589262
nah my ex loved it, loved having her plug in too
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>>741588674
My Wife and I do Anal more than regular sex.

Its just different is all. It feels a little tighter in the pooper, but at the same time, its not as squishy and wet as a vagina, so theres pros and cons.

Also the poop, normally you dont get poop on your dick but you still get the stank so you'll wanna shower after you're done.

The other thing about anal is from doggie style, her asshole is higher up than her vagina and its just a straight shot in, so its an easier straight in and out thrust to fuck, rather than the downward thrust of doing doggie in the vagoo. The other thing is that if the girl is into it, she can have orgasms from both her vagina and her asshole at the same time, and they're both different kinds of orgasms, so veterans of anal sex usually are totally into it, where as newbies arent because they dont know what they're missing from the double gasms.
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>>741595516
>hurr durr i'm a horse
>hurr durr i'm too stupid to realize something that has shit pass through it daily (usually more than once) can have shit and traces of shit all over it
>hurr durr a simple water rinsing will sterilize it!
top kek, even with soap, see how well simply rinsing poop smeared on the side of a toilet works out
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>>741588871
I came here to say this.
Anal is more loose once you get going. Less like a hot hole, more like a loose grainy bag.
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>>741596195
if you're smearing shit everywhere then you must have a shit diet.
fiber rich diets give you those clean firm poops that you barely need to wipe for.
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>>741594002
It hurts like shit, at least the first few times.
It feels pretty strange as well, don't think everyone likes it.
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>>741596519
This.
Dude is clearly living off fast food and candy.
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>>741593591
>buttholes are even hotter in temp
implying that's a good thing
the friction will make it so much worse
no natural lube besides shit, so it's gross and dry or gross and even grosser and you're about to get a dick infection
>you think vaginas can't ever smell bad
not with proper hygiene, poopholes on the other hand, always smell like poop.
why are you so triggered kid? anal is disgusting and for worthless degenerates not worthy of procreation
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>>741596856
>poopholes on the other hand, always smell like poop.
wrong
>no natural lube
than use lube or spit retard, it's not rocket science
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>>741594778
animalistic desires that hold you down while altering your opinion and clouding your rational judgement on matters.
it's a waste of energy. better off with monogamy, or staying away from diseases and the stress crazy bitches bring
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>>741594002
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>>741596662
Right? What a fucking loser. Guy will probably never fuck a girls ass in his life.
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>>741595655
any advice?
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ever brought home a girl from the club after she was dancing and you guys start fucking missionary and you flip her over to fuck her from behind and you spread her cheeks to look at her pooper and it smells kinda like poop?
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>>741595913
how old r u
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>>741596519
>>741596662
>>741597117
>implying a girl would ever let you fuck her pussy even
top kek. only virgins and mentally deranged faggots like anal.
not even gay dudes do anal majority of the time.
they know it's gross just like the rest of the world has known for thousands of years.

yet you degenerates are too stupid to comprehend the fact that diseases exist and poop is as erotic as the smell of manure
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>>741595944
>the colon doesn't have poop in it
>you can't reach the colon
most people have dicks larger than 3 inches you faggot
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>>741590474
you have that small of a dick you need to fuck a girl in the ass to feel powerful? smh haha why can't you just enjoy it for what it is
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>>741597073
>wasting money and time on stopping the love just to lube a orifice when there's an even tighter warmer hole beside it that lubes itself and doesn't smell like poop
there's a reason people tell you you're fucked in the head.
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>>741597333
prepare to have your house smell like shit. literally
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>>741598490
>there's an even tighter warmer hole
wrong
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>>741598518
Girls don't poop
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>>741588674
I've had one that has been loose as shit. It was way worse than pussy.

I've also had one that is about as tight as pussy. It's pretty good and on certain occasions I've preferred it over pussy.
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>>741593345
Holy fucking hernia batman. That dude's nuts are literally level with his dick. His nutsack is like on the SIDES of his dick. Did nobody tell him to visit the doctor?
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only enjoyable as a method of punishment or if you hate her enough to get off on the pain
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I think it all depends on the girl you're with.

If the girl you're fucking is good at giving head, then you're going to like head. If the girl you're with enjoys anal, and you have mostly clean experiences, then you'll probably like anal.

I've been with girls who put up with anal and it is fun a few times, but then you eventually get turned off because they are clearly not into it.
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>>741588674
Yes. Much tighter. On average. I never been with a fit girl. Always a lil chubbs. I want fitt.
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>>741588674
Anal sex is a myth perpetrated by the Nazis as an antisemitic ploy to prevent the Jews from procreation. Look it up, kids.
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>>741598637
you never see a human who's been sliced in half?
the anal cavity is wide open, nothing there to make it tight
pussy is closed shut with muscles, which feel like they vibrate when she achieves orgasms (sometimes)
really can't figure out why someone would rather smell shit than having a supertight pussy spasm while your dick feels every muscle twitch
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>>741599360
fit is goat, they have energy and will go all night if you can last
fat bitches just lay there
well idk as i've never touched a fatty
never would neither
fucking gross
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>>741588969
>>741588969

this.

a vagina is like a warm hot tub that is hugging your dick and enjoying your dick.

an ass is just tight, then it feels like an open space. and its not as inviting.

its more of a feeling of

>omg bitch I'mma fuck your ass

its a power trip / fetish.

its fun and girls usually like it
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>>741589494
virgin detected
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>>741599686
>no one mentions the rings
i'm 99% certain every faggot ITT who claims anal is superior, has infact never entered an asshole besides their own.
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>>741589651

>>not having a gf on birth control
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