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I'm getting scared /b/
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>>741559697

Good goy.
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>>741559884
TIL we still use the M3
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>>741559697
those fucking faggots are stupid enough to begin WW3...
Fuck them i have almost saved enough money to buy a proper gaming PC, i don't want to take a fucking MOAB because of their micropenis complex !
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>>741559697
Your letting /b/, CNN, and Fox's fear mongering get to you. You clearly haven't been paying even menial attention to NK in recent years if you think there's anything to be worried about.
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Unless you're in the military, then you'll probably die.
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>>741559697
Then move out of North Korea, Kim...
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don't worry, God has bestowed unlimited power to trump
he will save us all, halleluja!
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>>741559697
You only have to worry if you live in South Korea, Japan or Guam. And even if they do attack, they will be fucked beyond imagination by pretty much every super power in the world.
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Don't be retarded. They won't do shit.
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>>741559697
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Petty, impulsive madman surrounded by kiss-asses versus petty, impulsive madman surrounded by kiss-asses!

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>741559697
Q: What's the best way to boost pathetic and sad presidential approval ratings?

A: Start a war!

and since has the lowest approval ratings of any president ever in the history of the world, if I was young enough to be drafted I'd be worried....
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>>741559884

"Kim, Kim wants us to finish this painting ASAP. What do imperialist dogs wear?"

"I don't know, Kim. Ushankas and grease guns or something?"

"I dunno, Kim. Call Kim or Kim and ask them what Kim probably wants us to do? Last time Kim said to do it one way, and Kim wanted it another way, and Kim did it the way Kim told Kim to do it, and Kim got really mad."

"Wait, who the fuck are we talking about now?"

"Kim, you dumbass"
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>>741563592
>if I was young enough to be drafted I'd be worried....
Are you afraid to die?
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>>741561286
>gaming pc
You deserve to die
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Like those missiles will stay in the air for long even if they fired.
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>>741563718
Maybe he's afraid to kill?
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just send some guys to south korea and fuck north koreia up, no one but the SJW will care
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>>741563780
Give me liberty or give me death, commie faggot
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>>741564194
Thats not the point retard gayboy, its tgat youre a useless neet cuck lmao kys
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>>741564515
Don't be mad at PC gaming simply because you're too stupid and poor to do it.
>Inb4 classic underage comeback
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>>741564194
>Give me liberty or give me death
You'd cry like a little bitch if someone pointed a gun at your head.
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>>741564891
Why? If he kills me then I won't be around to worry about it. If he doesn't shoot ill still be alive. What's there to cry about?
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>>741564873
>when you project about your life online to others
Wrong again school boy, I bought and build own pc but I barely use it because its a waste of time, who the fuck can spend 10 hours a day hunched over playing the same game for more than 2 days.
Now go ask mummy for allowance
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>>741564515
>I bought a PS4 from Walmart! It was so hard deciding whether I wanted the uncharted bundle, or the not bundle! Phew so much hard work! Mom can I get 70 dollars so I can buy the horse girl sex racing game?

Now tell me how building a PC (which can be used for gaming and real adult work) makes me a useless neet?
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>>741559697
You can go to sleep now, we have been able to shoot down missiles since Ivan wore a hammer and sickle on his shoulder.
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>>741565268
>implying I have consoles
Read>>741565230
So sad and pathetic that you have to samefag as 2 people LMAO
Now kill self disgusting neet
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>>741565268
You specifically called it a gaming PC
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I judge a situation by the reaction of the plebes in California and so far they seem to be making hay while the sun still shines-----soI am not concerned, one iota !
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>>741563592
WE shuold just continue appeasement like Obama did.

If clinton hadn't given them nuclear material in the 90s and had bombed them back then we wouldn't have to have trump clean up the mess.
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Liberals are taking the side of the north koreans, what a surprise.
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>>741559697
I am not, I am fine with either country being destroyed.
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>>741565628
This
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>>741565476
It'll never fly
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We gotta get rid of Trump and get another Democrat to replace him. Republicans are cowards.
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>>741565581
proof?
>>741565628
you mean south korea and north korea?

To everyone: Stock market doesnt care. Neither should you.
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Is that electromagnetic railgun we have ready to just shoot their nuke out of the sky like nobody's business?
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>>741565709
Kys liberal
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>>741565378
You're not even replying to the same person. If a PC can play the latest games, what's stopping it from being able to run SAS JMP, Excell, word, PowerPoint, photoshop, Maya, zbrush, and the list goes on and on and on...
Do you really think that there are people out there who build a nice PC and just install games onto it?
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>>741565744
>proof?
this thread.
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>>741565812
Haha, look everyone. The snowflake got triggered.
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>>741565865
Projecting.
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>>741565017
Easier said than done you dumb fuck hahaha.
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>>741565918
I don't think you understand what that word means.
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>>741563834
There's a reason he calls his "Lil Floppy".
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>>741565921
All you're telling me is that you'll be the one crying and maybe even soil yourself. People live and die everyday. Why would I consider myself above death?
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>>741565376
Woah!! Dude you're so unique and different frome everybody else!! Everybody looks up to you for not playing pc games.
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>>741564194
And we regret that you have more than one post to give to /b/.
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>>741566087
Did baby get triggered? And now you're crying because you have no control over my free speech?
Typical commie lefty.
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hope kim sends some nukes to murica, trump dont have the balls to respond
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>>741566042
Ugh God you fucking cringey edge lord faggot I'm saying most people put up a big front about how they would react in certain situations but when the shit really hits the fan they really don't know how their fight or flight response will be. Stop trying to act like you're fucking terminator you fucking retard.
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>>741559697
Nothing is going to happen. Its all propaganda to keep you sheeple talking about it while actual worse things are happening like laws being passed underneath us to take away more freedoms from Americans.
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FUCK THE FAGGOT CUCK!
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>>741566242
>Americans
Fucking morons think they own an entire continent.
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>>741559697
>Trump bombs two countries
>Nothing happens
>Trump instigating a country that always cries about having missiles and shooting them
>OH MY GOD WERE GONNA DIE

Remember when you all thought we were warring with russia? Go back to sleep everyone
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>>741566260
kek
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>>741566357
We own the world and galaxy and moon and universe, stay mad eurocuck Lmao!
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>>741566357
We do, except el Salvador. Nobody really wants that shit hole
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>>741566357
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>>741564515
>Buzzwords the post
You gotta be at least 18 to post here, kiddo
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>>741559697
toughen up snowflake .. its only the end of the world.. thank you for too many years of Obama doing nothing.
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>>741566236
OK, crybaby. Just because you don't take the necessary steps to prepare for your premature demise doesn't mean everyone will have a mental breakdown at the first sign of danger.

Maybe you should think about growing some balls someday
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>>741566378
Two countries with no nukes or China you dumb fuck. Also, we didn't have an irrational thin skinned retard as a president during the cold War.
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>>741566517

I'm glad we've ended this man's reign. Good work, America. You are good people.
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>>741565933

Once Trump is gone we get pence. Another fucking retard but just a democrats have good ideas so do republicans. I just hate that we have to choose one or the other.
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Scared??! North Korean will hit Guam and we nuke NK then begins the weekend
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>>741565823
I bought one to do audio engineering but figured hey may as well make it play games and do video editing too. Been digging it. Only got a gtx 1070 but so far any game runs 60fps on max settings. Wish i could transfer my xbox games over though
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>>741563592
>if I was young enough to be drafted I'd be worried....

HAH HAH HAH HAH

I just realized, literally majority of the stupid motherfuckers on here will be drafted. Including the god damned "shitposters" who are here 24/7 ruining this board and website in general. Jesus Christ, I cannot wait for the incoming purge. I'm glad that I'm an 30+ oldfag. This is the best realization in awhile HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. /b/ will finally be great again because the nitwits in charge of ruining it will be out on the front line getting their shit fucked up AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>741564891
And so would you. What's your point?
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>>741559697
Scared of what? The 15 minutes it will take to turn north Korea into more ocean? If ole kimmy thinks he's bad enough to start something one day instead of all this manlet posturing, it'll make desert storm's 45 days look like Afghanistan's 16 years and counting.
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>>741559884

Shit they remember us using a grease gun. This was barely used in ww2
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>>741561422
Your'e*
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>>741559697
>I'm getting scared /b/
>pussy

Nothing will happen, until it happens.

There's a larger chance that another dinosaur killing asteroid will crash into Earth first, before another nuclear war occurs.

If you worry about the world ending, it's due to social apathy. Dumb teens, glue to their smartphone, too clueless that you could finger-fuck them without them noticing. Identity politics. Self-entitled SJWs. Overpopulation. .....the list can go on.

....do you think humanity will go out with a bang? A nuke? An asteroid? lol. Fuck, nope.
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>>741565230
It sounds like you're the one that needs to ask mummy for allowance. The other guy is an idiot for having to save money for a gaming PC and making it sound like it took multiple years. But the way you type makes you sound under 16 years old, or like you're autistic.
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>>741566528
I think your fedora and or MAGA hat is on too tight hahaha this is literally you tough guy.
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>>741566632
I would never report for a draft. My life is going far too well to throw it away and go play soldiers with people who, at best have a GED.
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>>741566569
Ended? Oh snowflake. Get your tissues ready, for it has only just begun.
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>>741563870
Maybe he is afraid to live.
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>>741566752
Oh shit, I didn't even notice that. Honest typo.
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>>741566873

When shit REALLY hits the fan, you will have no other choice. Either go fight or face jail time will be your only options.
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>>741566873
>implying your education level determines your eligibility for being drafted.
>implying you'd have any other option
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>>741566632
>literally majority of the stupid motherfuckers on here will be drafted

Oh man, I hope they impose the draft.

I'd jump the border, and fuck all their women....
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>>741566975
>never heard of deferrals
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>>741566975
Then I'll go to jail if I can't make it across the border to my cousins place in Canada. That way the government is forced to have multiple people who could be fighting guarding one person who poses no threat but refuses to fight. Have fun dying in some foreign shithole while everybody back home forgets you ever lived.
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>>741566179
>don't limit muh free speech
>WE NEED MORE JESUS IN SCHOOLS

kek kid
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>>741567047
There's always an option.
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>>741559697
dont be .Its just another false flag ,stop browsing /pol/ its pure fucking cancer
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>>741567209
He didn't really seem like he wanted to kill himself rather than go to war.
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>>741567254
He could always preemptively join the National Guard once they announce a draft.
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>>741559697

This the number of Trump threads currently on /b/. I think the retards have reached diminishing returns.

>>741565497
>>741565082
>>741564814
>>741559697
>>741566519
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>>741567384
Or just carry on with his regular life knowing that there were literally no consequences for the guys who burned their draft cards in Vietnam.
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>>741559697
No need.
Neither Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum are willing to actually do anything more than blabber.
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>>741559697
Aliens and Supervolcanoes should be your prime concern. They are basic. Is you feel ambitious, worry yourself about cancer and heart disease.
+1 internet for advanced subjects like material science and other diseases
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>>741566836
That's the best you could do?
Maybe you need to take the cage off your little dinky and relearn what it means to be a man. Or just get it over with and go through with your sex reassignment surgery because you're too far gone to be a useful man in society by now.

And this is literally you, pussy
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>>741566632
In my country you can be drafted up to 35.
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>>741567047
>implying everyone can get drafted
>what is asthma and medical disqualifiers
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>>741567639

Ya and I bet you guys still shit in the streets and ride camels too
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>>741567566
>that's the best you could do?
>takes out Samurai sword

Hahaha shut up faggot this isn't anime
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>>741559697
Kimmy is shitting his pants right now.
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>>741567124
>Then I'll go to jail
You wouldn't go to jail.

Technology is out there to force you to fight in the army. They'll ship you into the front lines.

>ignore the draft, go to boot camp.
>"Running Man" style collars will be worn; shock into submission or exploding upon discipline. Prison guard's judgement.
>Get taught basic training.
>ONE LESSON ONLY.
>Kept in prison style barracks until called upon.
>Weapons given will have some bluetooth lock to be operated by the platoon squad leader/prison guard.
>Ship them all on boats or airplane....straight into the front lines.
>Survival of the fittest.

...got to think, WW3 will be more hardcore than any other war. People had to fight in WW2, the stakes were that grave. WW3 will be worse.

Since WW2, we got the 60s and liberal ideology, information overload, .....being more aware of politics and world view. Not everyone will fight on a puppet leader's say-so....they know this, that's why we aren't at war now. 9/11 was grave enough to get people to fight; and that was just a building in a populated city that inspired people to take action and fight back.

A nuke? Will become a mandatory way of life to join a fight. Trump supporters will probably become arm-chair officers commanding draft-dodging prisoners to become canon-fodder for the front-lines.

/shits going down
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>>741567975
You have an overactive imagination. You should write fiction.
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>>741566975
It's better you volunteer and pick a career path then get drafted or face the music.
9 out of 10 jobs in the military are not combat professions but support of. So pick one of the 9 and if you have an education, you can have a cushy desk job if it makes you feel better.

There would be no need of a draft anyway for Korea, this would have to escalate into WWIII first, so look for China and Russia to face against the US and then start to worry and weigh options.
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>>741559697
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>>741567639
That's probably just first round draft. The age bracket goes up if the need intensifies.
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>>741567901
Looks like he's having fun. Meanwhile you're trying to prove some retarded point online???
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>>741567975
1 nuke detonated in space over each half of the earth would basically knock out power grids and electronics across the globe, that easy. Civilians suffer, military machine is safer as it has logistics and supply plus hardened systems.
The DPRK already has that capability.
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I just want us to start already just to kick their asses.
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>>741568890
How popular will Trump be after we level NK?
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>>741567975
>put Bluetooth lock on guns
>Bluetooth is relatively easy to compromise
>draft me and send me to war
>I slip away from the Army and go over to the NK lines to tell them this
>they hack the guns and lock them, then I join them in an assault on the American lines
>??????
>Profit
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>>741565230

10 hours hunched over playing games on pc... Which I assume is the same amount of time you play on console.

Your opinion has no validity. Either you're a waste of space without a job, or you're 15 and all you have in life is games.

Most people who build solid PC's have jobs, do actual, real work, and make money to the point where spending on a PC is trivial.

Go take a suckle from mommy's teet and get back to your Xbox or whatever the fuck.
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>>741569000
You tell us, how much will it cost American taxpayers over the $20 trillion you owe already from war and bad fiscal policies?
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>>741569266
Worth ever penny.
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>>741565744


Lol stock market doesn't care... Stock market cares about today, and only today. If the market is your barometer for well being, impending doom, or sanity, you're a fucking idiot. Case in point, market reaction to Trump, based on policies he may pass if he was capable of doing anything, which he's not.
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>>741559697
>Is that electromagnetic railgun we have ready to just shoot their nuke out of the sky like nobody's business?


If it's not ready, we don't have it. If we did, you'd know. There's a reason they're testing antiquated counter icbm systems.
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>>741569322
US has a bad track record with military actions since WWII. So maybe 3rd times the charm?
You should look at top marginal tax rates after WWII because I believe they hit 90% but these days the rich like to give themselves tax breaks more their shoulder the burden.
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>>741559697
It's coming...
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>>741559697
He is a great President and I will vote for him again
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>>741569498
You can't put a price on killing chin-chongs.
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>>741559884
text says "Don't forget the imperialist American jackals!"
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>>741559697

Reminder that North Korea hasnt signed any treaties against chemical & biological weapons
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Im a Korean
Its funny that every time News says about North Korean's weapon foreigners are literally super scared meanwhile Korean's even don't give any shit. We know North doesn't have any food to eat any gas to run weapon like tank.
Foreigners you guys no need to be worried its their habit which they just beg some money from Korea. We have been diveded for over 50 years and we are used to their behaviour like this. We know they won't do anything.
Just relax and enjoy your days. If you still want to be worried of something it should be which porn girl you are going to fap to next time. Nothing will happen for sure. Peace
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>>741563780
You're a faggot boot licker if you think consoles are the best way to play games.
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>>741569000

I give anything to see Kim mock Trump in this manner as he's launching the missile. Wearing ye olde fashioned "Make America Great Again" cap as he's about to fuck America up, kek.
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>>741569000
Trippy
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>>741569724

While having them is technically well within the rights of a sovereign nation, threatening to use them obviously carries the real risk that someones just going to come in and blow your shit up.
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>>741569609
I can, but I like to keep my money in my pockets
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>>741569738
Kek. You're too dumb to be afraid of the real danger. That Trump will strike first to gain the "wartime President" approval rating bump and your country will just be collateral damage.
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>>741569841
Kek, at best he'd hit California, which isn't really America.
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>>741569552
illegal and there would be no reason for the US to set a precedent of weaponizing space because then China and Russia are going to go head first into it and we will all have nukes from other nations circling overhead at all times.
Read a fucking book.
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>>741570243
Rods from god are legal and not banned.
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>>741570028
He won't do that with North Korea, you dip shit. Proxy wars and long engagements in unstable areas are way more profitable.
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