Shota thread.
shota threads sure have been dead recently...
feelsbadman
>>741550498
It's super late / early where i am. Can barely even stay up to lurk.
>>741552006
>living in bad time zones
What's up mah negroes it's me MC to tha Pee
>>741550498
Yeah, sorry about that. I've been out of pocket, to say the least.
>>741552810
i prefer MC Ren
>>741552842
>making me have to check urban dictionary to understand what you mean
>>741552944
Out of pocket = unavailable
You ain't from roun' here, is ya, boy?
>>741553014
i'm out of pocket from your place, to say the least.
>>741553076
Damned city slickers...
>>741553129
i'll slick your city, babe.
>>741550498
Because you guys keep trying to force the "Shota threads for making conversations" meme while proceeding to post the same pictures for 100 threads and expecting people of different time zones just to stay up with each other to talk on a Shota thread someone may or may not make.
Just make a Kik group.
>>741552062
Why aren't there priest cocks presenting themselves in front of their open and waiting mouths? The inaccuracy of this picture upsets me.
>>741553304
you sound upset
>>741553399
Just answering their question.
>>741553443
it wasn't a question tho
>>741553443
Comment, not question. *
>>741548974
I understand loli but shota is totally stupid and cringeworthy. Do you faggots know what science is and when first erection begins? Cringed...
>>741553505
Ye, mistake, but that is the answer anyway.
makes u think
>>741553304
I bet you don't even watch Malcolm in the middle.
So I'm at work.
What are y'all doing?
>>741553873
The Middle > Malcolm in the Middle
>>741553885
thinking of going for a bath
>>741553873
It has its moments.
>>741554095
that's a big cock
>9am
hmmm
Where'd everyone go?
Meh
LEROY JENKINS
>>741555510
probably somewhere gay
>>741555555
>>741555555
I tried for sexts, I got sexts.
Today's gonna be a good day.
Repeating, of course.
>>741555888
>>741555555
Fuckin raining gets on me today.
>>741556001
Awww... 3 posts off...
>>741556078
u fuckt up
>>741556163
is there more to this?
>>741556247
https://exhentai.org/g/1098749/9115a9607c/
>>741556369
I can't go there because of my ISP, yes I know how to get past the depressed chinese bear, but I have to go elsewhere and use wifi on my laptop to do it, my ISP has a lot of porn sites completely blocked, and using a proxy isn't worth the trouble.
If you have it, and feel like being nice, a dump would be appreciated, but I understand if that's too much work
>>741556506
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1091634.html
should be able to view this one no problem. untranslated through.
>>741556369
rather deep backstory for smut
>>741556718
Huh, that one actually isn't blocked by my ISP. Kind of defeats the purpose if it isn't translated though, but thanks anyway.
>>741556506
Goshujinsama to Dorei no Tsuma (Koushoku Shounen Vol. 09) [English
What are y'all listening to right now?
I'm listening to RHCP, By the Way and Stadium Arcadium albums mostly.
Figured I'd try and learn guitar.
>>741557113
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1098749.html
Found it easy enough with that. Thanks.
>>741557172
Wu-Tang Clan - Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'
singing along because i know all the lyrics like the gangster i am
got any more weird doujins like that?
>>741557299
That's pretty hardcore.
>>741557890
>Fug
Lost it
>>741557929
i'm a pretty hardcore type of guy
>>741553509
>first erection
Please, share your science. It's a normal occurence for toddlers to get hard when having their diapers changed.
>>741558058
babbys actually get erections in the womb
babies are pretty whack
>>741557890
What doujin is this?
>>741558600
[Takatsu] S wa fragile no S Ch. 1-4 [English] [TSHH]
>>741558830
Thanks anon
>you will never be a blond shota living as part of an old pedophile's shota harem.
>>741555555
Check em
>>741559680
speak for yourself
>>741559911
Triple dubs, fuckin nice man
>>741559911
Implying things that aren't true is just as bad as telling a fib anon, and fibbing is a sin.
>>741560369
No, bearing false witness is a sin. He never said he witnessed anything
>>741560352
'Last week, fucked around and got a triple double', to quote Ice Cube.
>>741560369
i'll sin your butt, faggot.
>>741560435
Nigger I went to catholic school, if you got caught in a lie, you got spanked, if it happened again you got in school suspension, and if it happened a third time you got a weeks suspension and all failing grades for every class that week, it's a sin in my book.
Anyone wants to kik? Shota-related stuffs~ kik:chihirotanashi
>>741560985
sounds kinda suspicious
I just dont see how you can like this shit?
You sicfukks must've been raped as children or something. This shit is disgusting and you all need your balls cut off for liking this garbage
>>741561116
why do you not like it?
>>741561116
Go back to your loli and fur threads.
>>741561035
Its all good *winky face*
>>741561240
>why do you not like it?
Because its sexualizing children and thats gross
>>741561989
Children are extremely sexual all on their own, it's just with other children not with adults. If you didn't fool around with other kids your age as a kid then you're either lying about it, or you lived an extremely sheltered childhood.
>>741561269
Fuck you, Loli is practically the same thing, your still sexualizing kids you fucking sick fuck
>>741562076
you are sick, and you need shock treatment and your genitals removed
I touch people.
>>741562266
100% realistic that a toy that size could fit into a body that small
>>741561989
these are not pictures of children
>posts kik
>doesn't respond
hmm
>>741562351
Hey I didn't draw it, I just stare at it longingly wishing it was me.
>>741561116
I like it cuz it reminds me of when I was 12 and I fooled around with some other kids in my neighborhood. That's all
>>741562420
that's kinda gay, anon.
>>741562487
I am kinda gay, other Anon.
>>741562664
good gay or bad gay?
>>741562814
The only bad gay is being bi. Hetero is the purest form of evil. Gay is pure.
>>741562988
being bi is peak.
Out of curiosity, for all you anons that actually have a boyfriend, or at least have sex, (pedos not welcome, adults only) Are you a top or a bottom? If bottom, do you prefer sucking cock or taking it in the ass? Bareback or condom? Height / Weight / Age / Ethnicity / Cock Size?
>>741563054
Why, so you can have a loving boyfriend that would never ever cheat on you, realize you're getting older and want a family but it's almost impossible for two gay males to adopt, so you break his heart and dump him for a woman, get married, have kids, then she cheats on you, divorces you, and takes 100% of your stuff while the court calls it 50% of your stuff and you only get to see your kids one weekend a month?
Seems peak
>fap to 3d shotas
>best orgasms I've ever had
explain
>>741563226
sounds mint, sign me up.
>>741563093
>Are you a top or a bottom?
Latter.
>If bottom, do you prefer sucking cock or taking it in the ass?
Yes.
>Bareback or condom?
Condom.
>Height / Weight / Age / Ethnicity / Cock Size?
5'8" / 114 lbs / 18 / Caucasian / 6.1"
>>741563583
>>do you prefer sucking cock or taking it in the ass?
>Yes
hmmm
>>741563583
>caucasian
Do you know the country(s) your ancestors were from?
>>741563767
caucasia
>>741563867
i'll eat a cock if anybody in this thread can prove they're actually from the caucuses.
>>741563767
>>741563867
>>741563935
White then. Jeez.
>>741564012
I meant like what actual country, like for example, my ancestors are Swedish
>>741564120
>my ancestors are Swedish
That explains a lot.
>>741564317
Like what? I was born and raised in the US. I don't believe in any of that bullshit like black criminals matter or muslims aren't evil it's just we don't accept their culture, I'm just as bigoted as the next guy here, and I'm glad there's an ocean between us and Europe.
>>741564524
Did he pull a joker on himself?
>>741564524
CUTE
>>741553509
How would your "science" justify loli but not shota? females are more than just a hole, you know…
>>741564764
This is actually some of the worst art I've seen, the forehead on the left one makes him look like fucking Dennis from Mask lmao
>>741565085
I know, and this one's worse. It was the only file I had on hand.
favorite artist, lads?
>>741565679
Too many for me to pick a favorite, I love cute stuff, and cute/mildly lewd stuff.
>>741562988
Actually I am bi.
It's pretty tight because no ass is safe from my cock.
>>741565679
genda and Aogami
>>741566178
>>741566178
I like that aogami does shota and fur stuff
>>741566101
Just don't break a poor femboys heart if you really have to be bi.
>>741563583
where are you at cutie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnboUSu0QWg
Just going to leave this here.
>>741566994
nani kore is this bullshit?
morning cuties
what makes shotas so cute?
>>741567160
sheer perfection
>>741567109
in my opinion, funny, cute, and creepy all at the same time.
>>741562563
a real shota
>>741568491
much too old to be a real shota
back after lunch
keep it alive bros
>>741568529
jacob sartorious then?
>>741568632
barely 18 is the shota cutoff, older then that and you're out
optimal age is 14-16
bump
Would you trust someone that claims to be 147 cm to be 19 years old?
>>741570426
M A N L E T T E
>>741570426
It's possible. I'm 20 and a 5'7 manlet. It's...really awful actually. I hate it
jesus why is hitomi so riddled with cancerous pop-up fields all the sudden?
like every other time I click ANYTHING on that site it opens a new tab wich makes my malwarebytes antivir go fucking crazy
>>741570426
Only if he actually looks 19, acts 19 and has an ID that says 19.
>>741570478
>>741570516
That's beyond manlet, that's under 5 feet tall if my conversations aren't wrong
>>741570588
He's shown me ID, but there is such a thing as a fake ID, the only reason I'm inclined to believe him is because most people get fake IDs for drinking purposes, so 19 wouldn't do it.
>>741570478
>>741570516
>>741570668
conversations* Sorry, I've been up for more than 24 hours, but I have to stay up for at least another 5 for a possible phone interview.
>>741570516
>>741570588
>>741570749
Ok now auto correct is just fucking with me, you know what I mean.
>>741570749
>conversations
>conversations*
don't worry anon, you'll get it eventually.
>>741570830
My auto correct doesn't want to recognize conversion as a word, I had to backspace it and add it to the dictionary.....
any femanons in this thread?
>>741570668
>but there is such a thing as a fake ID
Unless that potential kid has contacts with the criminal underworld, he'll have some amateur fake ID, and a quick google will give you ways to check.
Anyways have fun with your legal shota.
>>741570426
I too know a 19 year old who's a fucking midget. She's a girl though
>>741570987
even if there were they wouldn't respond to this.
>>741555555
holy shit
>>741571058
stop wasting image space you idiot
>>741571046
why do you say that? who's to say im not one
>>741571167
first hand experience.
>You will never be a shota boy getting fucked by an older guy
Why live?
>>741571233
MOAR JYUSHI
>>741555555
Fucking godlike
>>741571523
he's pretty juicy
>>741571041
>>>she
>>741571949
no, like literally a female. If it was a boy I'd already be fucking her, but I don't like vaginas
I love short twinky guys too
>>741566218
Your favorite pix, right?
>>741572405
all I want
>>741572558
kinda gay, but also a respectable goal.
where are all the cute little twinks hiding
>>741573302
those don't exist.
>>741573302
In the closet
>>741573388
stop posting manly men, this is a shota thread.
>>741573388
well come play with daddy
I'm not gonna out you
hnnng
that's all folks
cute anime boys are great
>>741573692
folks and folkettes*
we need to be inclusive.
new thread?
>>741573873
yes pls
>>741573851
folks is gender neutral
1. informal
people in general
>>741573945
people and peopettes*
>>741574693
>>741574693
>>741574693
new bread