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Hey guys is there site or people selling cum stained 3D mouse

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Hey guys is there site or people selling cum stained 3D mouse pad this is
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Gross lol
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Why did the cum change color?
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Why don't you just buy a new one and stain it with your own cum?
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>>741540672
It didn't.

:^)
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>>741540568
>not collecting cum in bottles like a normal /b/tard
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>>741540710
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>>741540703
Because it's will be my cum and I don't want it to be my cum
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>>741540703
This
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>>741540786
Enjoy AIDs
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>>741540568
A thread died for this.
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>>741540786
If you want cum on a girl's tits because it's hot but you don't want it to be yours, are you a gay, a cuck, or both?
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>>741540786
You won't find an mousepsd full of cum, there's a lot of disgusting things you can buy but you can't buy this one
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Any more images like this?
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JUST CUM ON YOUR OWN MOUSEPAD YOU DEGENERATE
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>>741540568
>mfw this thread
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>>741540877
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>>741540877
Is there a problem if I want someone else's cum in a 3D mouse pad
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>>741541071
I just don't understand why
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Man b is no help
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>>741541110
Why not
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I like this thread.
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>>741540672
Fermentation
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Does OP own one of those mousepads?
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>>741541165
To small to see but I know it's not an cum stained Mouse pad
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>this thread
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>>741541150
I'm not the autismo in this situation so you're the one who's supposed to be answering questions.
Why not? It's gross, a slight health risk, weird, and ismaking ordering a 3D mouse pad complicated. So I ask again. Why?
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That would be a biohazard.
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>>741541243
Yeah I do but it won't be the same if I did it
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>>741540568
fucking loser. but at the same time im glad all those autism diseased sperm are being thrown away
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>>741541311
>It wouldn't be the same if I did it.
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>>741541300
Well my good friend it's hot and I would love to use one
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>>741541311
Just fucking cum on your own mousepad, your wasting fucking money
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>>741541311
>it won't be the same if I did it.
So you want some one else to blast a 3D mouse pad with their own cum and then sell it to you? Are you gay or retarded?
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>>741541419
I got the money so it doesn't seam to be a waste if money to me
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>>741541391
> it's hot and I would love to use one
You know you can read the bible online right?
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>>741541454
Why not both
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>>741541503
Well that would explain a lot then, faggot
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>>741541503
Being gay and retarded would tear time and space apart
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So I'm getting a feeling that I cant buy one
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>>741541476
>I got the money so it doesn't seam like a waste of money to me
I have enough money to probably buy a lot of useless and stupid overpriced shit but it doesn't make it a good use of my money to spend it
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>>741541576
How much are you actually willing to pay for this cumstained mousepad?
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>>741541559
So then which one am i
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>>741541644
30 dollar.
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I lowkey wanna see OP's mousepad, post pic please
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>>741541644
$200 max
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>>741541668
Bisexual and Mentally Challenged.
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>>741541644
I'd pay 60. Not OP.
It would take a lot of time and effort to coat it that much.
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After reading this thread I have realised that my life is not too bad. I mean at least I'm not the austismo looking to buy cum stained mouse pads. So you know what thanks op my life is not as bad as I think it is.
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>>741541684
It's not cum on so yeah but I'll show
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>>741541718
I'm just doing my job
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After reading this thread I have realised that my life is not as bad as I think it is. I mean at least I'm not the autismo looking to buy cum stained mouse pads with someone else's cum. Thanks OP for letting me know no matter how had it gets it will never get as bad as you have gotten
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>>741540778
>he erased the "pasta la vista" line

faggot
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>>741541808
>>741541718
?
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>>741541726
POST THE PIC WITH TIMESTAMP IM WAITING
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It's clean so yeah>>741541684
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>>741541932
Already ahead of you fag
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>>741541071
Yes, there's a really fucking big problem
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I'm seriously dose anyone know were I can get one
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>>741541942
Now listen to me, closely, YOUR GONNA CUM ON THAT MOUSEPAD AND YOUR NOT GOING TO SPEND MONEY ON A MOUSEPAD STAINED WITH SOMEBODYS ELSE CUM, DO IT WITH YOUR OWN CUM
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>>741542104
IF ITS MY CUM THEN ITS NOT GAY YOY FUCKING FAGET
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>>741542093
Well I'm sorry I hope you accept me in the future
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Ok then what about a statues
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>>741542195
No one would even begin to wonder why they should accept you let alone actually accepting you
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>>741542279
> Mfw OP is deadass serious about this
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>>741542351
Well one day it may happen
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>>741542396
Yeah There is no God if I don't get one
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>>741542411
I doubt that
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this has almost nothing to do with anything but

i dont have any desire to fuck a dude but if i don't jerk off with someone elses cum at least once in my life my bucket list will go unfinished
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>>741542411
No. You and I both know it will never happen. You may get your cum stained statues and mouse pads but you will never be able to get people to accept the "real you" without making yourself look a gay retard.
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I'm guessing you guys aren't going to help me
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>>741541071
>Is there a problem if I want someone else's cum in a 3D mouse pad
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>>741541684
Josh?
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>>741542614
Your totally right
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>>741542614
Found a game for you while researching your request.
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>>741542641
Well that's a let down I was really looking forward to owning one
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Somebody make a screencap
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>>741542614
Gee wilikers dumbass, what was your first clue?
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>>741542707
No.
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>>741541071
This shit should become a banner for /b/.
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>>741542731
Bra all I wanted was a cum stained items is that so hard
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>>741540568
Might be able to help you. Depends on $. Leave a way to contact you and I'll see what I can do.
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>>741542787
Yes, actually it's impossible, noone in their right mind would buy or sell it
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>>741542787
>all I wanted was cum stained items is that so hard?
>is that so hard
>so hard
>hard
Yes it is pretty hard considering you want another man's cum on it.
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[email protected]>>741542834
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This thread.
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>>741542880
>make me a trap
Holy shit dude
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>>741542945
What
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>this fucking thread
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Leave a way to contact you, what you are willing to pay and I'll hook you up.
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OP here. I will pay up to 500$ for a mousepad with stains but i cant pay any more or i wont afford my car insurance this month
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>>741543008
80 buck min
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some serious fucking heresy in here
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>>741543031
120 maxs
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>>741542787
I have a nut rug from a used short
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>>741543014
>pays up to $500 for cum stained items.
>won't be able to pay car insurance next month
>mfw OP is a serious faggot
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>>741543132
That's not me
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>>741543014
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>>741543169
Either way you are still a faggot
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>>741543132
And I can prove I'm op
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>>741543014
>i wont afford my car insurance this month
YOU CAN'T RIDE A COCK TO WORK, OP
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Ok what about anything that has been stained with cum
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>>741543203
Please do. Post a pic of one of your cum stained items with a time stamp
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>>741543255
Just think I'm wanting to buy a cum stained mouse pad do you honestly think I can afford or have a car
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>>741543203
Well faggot?
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>>741540568
Alright, I have a clean lewd mousepad that I bought off a convention a year ago for like 10 bucks. It's clean though but I don't want it. If I cum on it, would you buy it?
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>>741543280
I just have a cum rag but that's not like this pic
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>>741543359
>i wont afford my car insurance this month
>do you think i can afford or buy a car

then why do you have a car you silly fucking faggot?
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>>741543403
Holy shit just post it
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>>741543402
Get it like that pic I posted then yeah
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>>741543014
You need Jesus
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>>741540568
let's hope not
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>>741543403
>>741543436
Prepare yourselves for the unholyness which is about to come.
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>>741543403
What pic faggot?
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>>741543495
There fag
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>>741543495
The first pic
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>>741542880
>[email protected]
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>This thread
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>>741543589
Hey don't get all pissy, I'm not the one looking to buy cum stained mouse pads with other men's cum on it
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why dont you retards just jizz into a tissue?
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>>741543402
CUM ON IT AND POST IT HERE PLEASE
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>>741543676
I'm pissy because because the help isn't here
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>>741543739
I actually want to keep that one clean
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>>741543783
OP is willing to pay for it, just do it fam
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>>741543744
>not getting the help he wants
>pretends like there isn't an entire thread explaining why there isn't help
>OP is still a faggot
2/10 ghost antics
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We need an screencap
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>>741540672
To get to the other side
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>>741543876
done
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>>741543589
>0 images found
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>>741543941
What do you mean
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>>741543930
Yeah but I mean like all the outrageous replies
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>>741543930
Shittiest screencap ever
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You know I'm surprised no one post bait pics
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>>741544135
it's what you'll fucking get you degenerate
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Someone please do a screenshot
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>>741541040
"my face when this thread"
get out
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So OP what you gonna do now knowing you can't buy cumstained items
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>>741544342
Probably not going to kill my self because I know that I can get one somewhere hour there
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>>741544403
>I know that I can get one somewhere hour there
Godspeed you degenerate, godspeed..
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we need an screencap of this.
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>>741543436
Alright, it's this one. Are you interested? Do you really want me to cum on it or just leave it clean?
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I will find you and cut your arms off so you can't fight back and cut your legs off so you can't run, my own fresh juicy fleshlight, i wanna see you bleed and scream...
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Op here all jokes aside I had a lot of fun trolling you your reactions actually made my day that's /b/
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>>741542773
this
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>>741543653
Check your inbox
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>>741544527
I don't want a cum stained mouse pad sorry bro
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>9/8/17
SEPTEMBER 8TH
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>>741544571
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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how about this?
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>>741540874
implying anything of value was lost. this is the most /b/ thread i've seen in years
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>>741544719
Holy shit thank you for making that I'm now a thing on b
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>>741544719
I love u fam
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Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals
>We need better self awareness
~Further concern was raised by the successful recreation of the infamous 1918 influenza virus in a laboratory
Perhaps you could donate it to a university and have it become the subject of scientific documentation. You know. For the lulz.
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>>741544636
I still don't want that fucker, so just let me give it to you.
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>>741541374
good for you kid
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>>741544818
Sweet a free one hey if it's free you might as well cum on it
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Pure 4chan.
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>>741541590
it would be a good use of your money if you wanted that useless piece of shit mate. you stupid or something?
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>>741544779
you're welcome fagget
make similar threads and we can all enjoy a good giggle every once in a while
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>>741544767
Iv only be hear for a year now so was this basically b for a wile
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>>741543928
kek
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Another good thread on /b/, never change man...
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>>741544948
savior of 4chan.
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>>741544948
I'll probably do this ones a month so look out
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>>741541250
www . custom mouse pad . com/
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>>741544719
good job anon
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>>741542731
lol what a fucking twat. you'd only enjoy yourself in a trap thread wouldn't you baby boy?
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>>741540568
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>>741545032
Why not make one tommorow? We're all bored anons anyway, make our life a but more fun
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>>741545161
All right I'll find another picture fucked up pic to get the crowd rawing
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>>741545045
everyone call the company and ask how well it reacts to cum
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>>741544950
of course my friend.
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>>741544719
still missing
>Is there a problem if I want someone else's cum in a 3D mouse pad
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Well I'm going to bring the old b back
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>>741542279
>>741540568
That's Not Crescent Fresh!
I'm so distressed!
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>>741544571
I..I dont believe you OP
You truly do sound like a fag
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>>741545280
Be grateful dude, he took his time to make a beatiful screencap of this disgusting thread.
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>>741545340
Believe what you want
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>>741545290
Make another one today lmao
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>>741545499
Too soon and it's getting late for me
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>this thread still going on
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>>741545527
Aight, goodluck with tommorow's fucked up thread
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Call me saltymercy I'll keep in touch with you bois
So keep an eye out for that name and to make sure that there not a faker I should have an iconic picture that I can time stamp any ideas
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>>741545280
>>741545376
this shit isn't really that hard you know?
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I'd be willing to make one for ya op
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>>741545753
nah fuck that, we won't give you a name - this isn't leddit
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I'll probably just use my gmail heads up I just made that email when someone asked for a contact
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>>741545799
The problem is, will it be as great as OP did? You can try but it better be better than this thread
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>>741545767
How do you actually do this?
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>>741545859
Paint and/or Photoshop
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>>741545825
>'we'
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Bois great news for you I have an idea but find a picture for it might be hard to till then I'll keep you guys on a cliff hanger
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I just realized that the stains are from jelly. Strawberry to be precise?
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Anyone really good with photos shop because I might need someone to photoshop my idea for tomorrow I would try and do it but it would be crap but if you can do it for me just email me
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>>741542685
Im fucking done
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this shit is too much for me
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>>741545859
1. top right corner of your keyboard you have a key called "print" - it takes a screenshot.
2. open paint and press ctrl+v in order to paste the screenshot
3. open a second paint tab and summarize sections from the first tab you enjoy.
feel free to enlarge or distort "important" posts
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just ordered my pad for you op
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