Hey guys is there site or people selling cum stained 3D mouse pad this is
Why don't you just buy a new one and stain it with your own cum?
>not collecting cum in bottles like a normal /b/tard
You won't find an mousepsd full of cum, there's a lot of disgusting things you can buy but you can't buy this one
I'm not the autismo in this situation so you're the one who's supposed to be answering questions.
Why not? It's gross, a slight health risk, weird, and ismaking ordering a 3D mouse pad complicated. So I ask again. Why?
> it's hot and I would love to use one
You know you can read the bible online right?
>I got the money so it doesn't seam like a waste of money to me
I have enough money to probably buy a lot of useless and stupid overpriced shit but it doesn't make it a good use of my money to spend it
After reading this thread I have realised that my life is not too bad. I mean at least I'm not the austismo looking to buy cum stained mouse pads. So you know what thanks op my life is not as bad as I think it is.
After reading this thread I have realised that my life is not as bad as I think it is. I mean at least I'm not the autismo looking to buy cum stained mouse pads with someone else's cum. Thanks OP for letting me know no matter how had it gets it will never get as bad as you have gotten
Now listen to me, closely, YOUR GONNA CUM ON THAT MOUSEPAD AND YOUR NOT GOING TO SPEND MONEY ON A MOUSEPAD STAINED WITH SOMEBODYS ELSE CUM, DO IT WITH YOUR OWN CUM
this has almost nothing to do with anything but
i dont have any desire to fuck a dude but if i don't jerk off with someone elses cum at least once in my life my bucket list will go unfinished
No. You and I both know it will never happen. You may get your cum stained statues and mouse pads but you will never be able to get people to accept the "real you" without making yourself look a gay retard.
Found a game for you while researching your request.
This shit should become a banner for /b/.
>i wont afford my car insurance this month
YOU CAN'T RIDE A COCK TO WORK, OP
>i wont afford my car insurance this month
>do you think i can afford or buy a car
then why do you have a car you silly fucking faggot?
Prepare yourselves for the unholyness which is about to come.
it's what you'll fucking get you degenerate
Alright, it's this one. Are you interested? Do you really want me to cum on it or just leave it clean?
I will find you and cut your arms off so you can't fight back and cut your legs off so you can't run, my own fresh juicy fleshlight, i wanna see you bleed and scream...
Op here all jokes aside I had a lot of fun trolling you your reactions actually made my day that's /b/
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals
>We need better self awareness
~Further concern was raised by the successful recreation of the infamous 1918 influenza virus in a laboratory
Perhaps you could donate it to a university and have it become the subject of scientific documentation. You know. For the lulz.
you're welcome fagget
make similar threads and we can all enjoy a good giggle every once in a while
everyone call the company and ask how well it reacts to cum
That's Not Crescent Fresh!
I'm so distressed!
>this thread still going on
Call me saltymercy I'll keep in touch with you bois
So keep an eye out for that name and to make sure that there not a faker I should have an iconic picture that I can time stamp any ideas
this shit isn't really that hard you know?
1. top right corner of your keyboard you have a key called "print" - it takes a screenshot.
2. open paint and press ctrl+v in order to paste the screenshot
3. open a second paint tab and summarize sections from the first tab you enjoy.
feel free to enlarge or distort "important" posts