What does /b/ smoke?
How about you quit this pointless garbage habit. Literally one of the worst drugs out there.
>>741540455
I appreciate the concern, but I genuinely enjoy it and have no intention of quitting despite knowing about all of the cancery effects
>>741540333
Weed I'm not trying to get into more serious stuff I did Xanax before, I also like drinking whiskey I'm only 18 that's all I ever done. If I could have weed 24/7 I would be contempt with life.
>>741540333
same
>>741540333
Pole
>>741540333
/b/ are faggots, thus smoke cock.
>>741540333
Sweet Lord Baby Jesus its 2017. Please stop it you guys.
>>741540545
I had done meth Percocet xanax weed klonopin ether and fentanyl by injection by the time I was 15, I'm not trying to be edge or anything I'm just sharing
>>741540333
CLOWNS LIKE YOU ON THE B-BALL COURT
>>741540333
>smoking
>ever
Enjoy your lung cancer
Just buy a gun and kill your self, it'll speed up the process. Or play chicken in traffic, jump in front of a train, either works.
>>741540333
I agree completely with >>741540455. I Am not smoking for over 3 weeks and will return. I don't have money. I spend so much money on this crap. Anyway. I smoked Marlboro Gold Soft, Camel Blue, Luckies Blue mainly. Quit this shit.
>>741540333
You don't deserve those trips
>>741540924
Will never* typo
>>741540333
i only smoke faggots who suck on those deathsticks
>>741540542
I'm not concerned, I'm just surprised that people still smoke this garbage.
>nerve toxin
>no effect whatsoever, maybe you feel lightheaded for a minute if you are not used to it
>enjoyment comes from easing the withdrawal symptomes
>bonus for all kinds of cancer, lung diseases and respiratory diseases.
If you pump chemicals in your body, at least use ones that get you high. Even alcohol is better.
>>741540898
Is it so bad that I wanna die but I'm too much of a beta to do it fast so I'd rather just do it slow
Smoke manitou organic ciggies and sometimes homegrown leaves from my virginia tobacco plants.
>>741541225
Nice
>>741540333
Pueblo tobacco
>>741540333
>>741541115
No, however I don't understand why you'd waste your perfect health to look like an edge lord and be a "kewl kid". I was born with a heart defect so my times already excelerated, you don't know what I would've been willing to give to have your health before you tried to be edgy.
>>741541665
>I was born with a heart defect
Haha
>>741541356
mah main
>>741541744
I know bait when see it hyuh hyuh hyuh
American Spirit Black
They are strong and robust
>>741541823
dick
>>741542024
Kek smoke that dick instead
>>741540333
american spirit blue rolling tobacco with some micro rizzla papers
malboro blacks 100 menthol
Inb4 hipster etc, nope just what I started and stuck with since I was 15.
Even have my grandfathers old pipe.
27's
>>741540333
I have thrown over to smoke two weeks ago.
>hurr durr smoking is bad for you
nobody who smokes doesn't know this you irritating faggot fucks, bet you say that shit to people in person all the time and they want to kill you
>>741542380
this; but also want to quit, still annoying af anyway
>>741542366
tfw smoked pipe before the hipsters latched onto it and ruined the whole perception others had about pipe smokers
>>741542366
if you don't smoke a pipe while sitting on your back porch in kentucky whittling duck calls all day then you're just another pretentious faggot
bet it goes really good with your summer scarf selection
>>741540455
>>741540716
>>741540768
>>741540898
>>741541004
>>741541098
>>741541665
>whiny
>nigger
>faggots
>>741542380
Annoying as hell those people. Probably the same fucks who complains about alcohol..
>>741542630
Luckily it's still "non-hipster" where I live but mostly an old guys thing.
Go down to the harbor and every single dude over the age of 50 smokes a pipe.
>>741542691
Look at this faggot...
>>741542691
I smoke in front of my computer. And I'm not a hipster nor pretentious.
You are the reason everybody hates Americans.
>>741540718
I been poor since I was 14 my mom would cover by this McDonald's soda and lots of love. I didn't start doing anything until 16
ITT: Non-smokers tell others why tobacco kills you and isn't worth it.
Top kekels. Im an ex smoker. I can't drink alcohol all day or have a couple shots on my break at work. It physically impairs me and prevents me from doing shit. A quick smoke break, a little stress relief, and if you're not poor, some high quality tobacco, is just right for smoke breaks and relaxing.
You can smoke for 80 years and have no adverse health conditions except shitty breathing. Not everybody gets cancer and dies. What, some 400k people a year die from cigarettes? Out of the millions and millions that smoke? Fuck off.
>>741542630
watch out boys its sherlock holmes
this is the guy who also says the exact same thing about fedoras
~in a bong
~I'm a self hating smoker.
Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals
>We need better self awareness
>>741542881
you probably had hair before it was cool too
>>741543012
Lost my hair when I was 18-19.
>>741542899
Shitty breathing will kill . Ask my land lord or mom who both have advanced COPD.
>>741542818
plenty of hipsters where i live but i found a working solution. hipsters only smoke briars and meershaums. cobs dont count as hipster (unless some freakishly long cobwarden)
>>741542931
nah, bro. i dont wear hats
>>741543082
>cobs dont count as hipster
It's the opposite here actually.
Whenever you see a hipster with a pipe it's always a cob here.
>>741542899
Fuck off yourself
Also investigating productive coughing is probably a good idea for you faggot, because from the sound of it you are a self hating smoker the same as me, so if you want to continue to be able to breathe after you turn 50 (my mom) then you might be interested to know what damage can be reversed and what cant, you fuck.
Benson & Hedges Gold and sometimes Romeo and Juliet Romeo N°2 cigar
>>741543244
Hey faggot I said I was an ex smoker. You sound like some kind of prissy bitch who needs to live until he's 90 even though by then somebody will be wiping your ass for the last 20 years.
Fucking terrible. I'd rather go back to smoking than not be able to take a shit without assistance. Living well into seniority is depressing as fuck and nobody wants to remember you like that anyways.
You sound like a little bitch
My own. Got one of pic related, and now its about $2 a pack, instead of $12.
Always.
>>741540333
i switched to vaping(not in public im not fag)
>>741543217
interesting
i do have to say i havnt seen many hipsters smoke here. they are generally the "smoking is bad for you!" type which of course doesnt stop them from smoking weed.
colorado is more than a bit weird though.
Rolling fag here
>>741540333
Weed.
>>741543462
take off the cigar ban, makes you look like a newbie fag to the cigar world
I quit
>>741540545
lol thats what you say when you're 18
>>741543462
really?
poor cigar etiquette right there
>>741543462
>the best part about smoking is not getting any of the relaxing effects into your system and instead just getting mouth cancer for literally no reason
Friend gave me a $30 cigar last week and it had absolutely zero appeal. I really don't get it.
>>741543478
Yeah, here in Sweden everything american is really popular with the hipsters. And cobs scream american so that's what they go with.
European style pipes (wood etc) isn't as popular with them.
>>741543507
>>741543568
Here comes the snobs...
Little difficult to show the brand otherwise.
>>741543579
>I really don't get it
Then it's not for you. I don't get cigarettes but that's just me. A cigar is wonderful.
>>741543590
that explains it.
cobs too american for american hipsters. briar / meershaum too euro for europeans
btw- like latakia?
>>741543663
not a snob, just a pointer since the cigar world is at least 50% snobs (or so it seems)
i smoke these little cigars and these straw cigarettes
>>741543836
>latakia
Hell yes, love that peppery taste.
It's not my favorite but really good.
My personal favorite is Borkum Riff, just classic old European style tobacco.
>>741543934
Reminds me of my grandma.
>>741544083
my tobacconist has a latkia-heavy house blend that is probably my favorite so far. i also get the most positive comments when i smoke it.
runner up is a rum raisin aromatic. probably the only aromatic i have smoked that i actually enjoy beyond the odd bowl here and there.
>>741544413
>rum raisin
Oh that is nice, once of my mates smoked that when we shipped around (I work on the sea) and it was lovely.
If you ever visit Scandinavia I must recommend the local "harbor blends" you can buy around smaller sea side towns.
Absolutely amazing the amount of different styles there is.
>>741544608
i would imagine coastal europe would have a great deal more variety than the middle of the US
as far as i can tell my tobacconist is the largest shop in hundreds, maybe thousands or miles. most shops claim a closet big enough for 2-3 people as a walk in humidor
>>741543579
I mean, smoking a pipe or cigar is all about relaxing, and you still get plenty of nicotine which is just a stimulant like caffeine when you're not chemically dependent on it. It's an experience and a ritual, like wine or whiskey tasting.
>>741543494
Łukasz?
>>741544915
>>741545142
I´m not polish. I just live here.
>>741545743
Okay :)
>>741543494
Smoking roll-ups is the sign of that you are poor.
>>741540333
The best camels, Turkish royals
>>741542006
Ma nigga.
NAS Blacks all the way.
>>741540333
American Spirits
and only when I'm drunk
>>741540333
Same.. But still call em lights, not "blues".. And I'm too old for that" lucky" shit
Marlboro reds or eagle 20 reds when I'm low on cash
>>741546986
Also, has any one else seen eagle 20s? Not sure if it's just in my state or what
>>741543504
I wish I could get high and have sex with Madison.
The Jews
>>741546177
basically, I have no fuckin idea what any pack says. I just assume it says it will be slow and painful
>>741546590
not really poor. Started smoking them as a broke college student that liked to party too much.
Got so used to them that I only buy a pack of cigarettes when I'm traveling. it's mostly by choice that I roll
>>741543462
>>741541637
Enjoy smoking nigger dick, Niggers.
>>741547982
Yeah. It says what you have written. Dont listen to >>741546590. Its retard.
Pot
>>741548960
>>741540545
content
contempt means you'd have hate for your life
NEWPORTS BITCH ASS NIGGAS
>>741549158
Plebtier.
>>741540333
Why do people turn one cigarette upside-down? Is that like some nigger superstition thing?
>>741549376
perhaps when an extra one falls out and not so OCD to put it back in filter up?
>>741549376
This is a thing from the cigarette subReddit. Dunno how many other people do it.
Basically when you get your pack you flip your first cigarette over. This becomes magic. As long as it's the last cigarette in the pack you smoke, it cancels all the cancer you would have gotten from the rest of the pack.
>>741549685
18+ . did not start on reddit you fucking retard.
>>741549376
yes lucky cig
Unrelated but
>living in shithole apartment for freshman year
>dead of winter
>roommate won't go outside to smoke cigs especially because the wind tunnel is there and he wont walk down three floors
>smokes at the door with it cracked inside and let's the cold and smoke in
>calls it a luxury cig
>>741540333
Pole. You want to try? *unzips pants*
>>741549756
to make it clear he smoked inside at the door because he was a pussy
later he'd just open the living room window
Why do non smokers get so upset with smokers ive always wondered. ive come to the conclusion that they are jealous. deep down inside they want to smoke so fucking bad but they cant maybe due to religious, financial reasons etc.
>>741542786
>guy with lung lancer
>>741550014
non smokers die everyday :)
Luckies
>>741550279
smokers die early and horribly
>>741549923
people love free superiority
>>741550410
nah ive known people who died of cancer who never smoked a day in there life meanwhile my uncle smokes a pack a day is 63 and loves life. keep seething though.
>>741550410
Keith Richards says hi fuccboi
>>741550676
>smoker this mad others can enjoy life without a money-guzzling self-destructive addiction to cancer-sticks
>>741550746
BASED
This thread is just a commercial.._ smoke weed instead
>>741550777
not an argument. nice meme reply.
>>741550746
He also looks like shit. Go figure.
>>741550807
>nice meme reply.
>says Molymeme's favourite meme-reply
WEW LAD
>>741550790
Weed kills your motivation and causes mental diseases
>>741540333
>smoke
Well im not a total faggot paying a huge corporation so that I can die sooner.
>>741550818
Cant wait to see what you look like when you're 73 if ya even live that long "Mr. Healthy Non-Smoker" ;)
>>741550862
yeah sure did love it when half of my friends couldn't hang unless they were stoned
then they all did nothing with their lives
>>741550862
Instead of tobacco it has positve effects scumbag
>>741540542
>enjoy cigarettes
There is almost no affect from a normal cigarette.
If you actually enjoyed tobacco you would be smoking cigars based on their flavor not cigarettes.
Smoking is pretty much a poor person tax now.
>>741550920
I'll look better than him, that's for sure, Emphysema Breath.
>>741546590
it also says you have a better taste in tobacco
keep smoking your chemical infested 20 packs dickweed
>>741550972
it literally doesnt
>>741550999
doubt it fat boy
>>741546590
Government is taxing cigs like crazy. RYO is cheaper
>>741551023
Guess you never smoked weed
>>741540333
I quit smoking ages ago. I can see why you enjoy it.
It probably doesn't interest you, but I quit by doing chewing tobacco and dip, then going over to nicotine gum.
>>741551097
used to smoke an ounce a week kiddo.
>>741551123
then you never actually quit. why don't you stop being an addictive bitch and get over it.
>>741541637
nice
>>741550981
half baked
>>741551215
Well, actually, I quit nicotine gum years ago too.
>>741551180
Hm then into mental hospital or why did you stop?
>>741551393
because it made me super anxious and paranoid.
>>741551510
Me too, but how did you mastered this period?
>>741550981
Oh yes Leonardo Dicaprio, Barack Obama, Adele, Mila Kunis, Keith Richards, Rihanna etc.. etc.. are "poor"
Nano thread
The greatest threat, or our only hope? As I laid in bed staring at electron micrographs of virus the thought occupied my mind, that perhaps virus are the only thing preserving carbon life in the universe.
It is possible that this universe is a simulation by a higher form of life that is attempting to exterminate carbon life from it's own universe.
>We need immortality
>We need to colonize mars
>We need to terraform earth
>We need to mitigate seismic instability
>We need better nuclear facilities
>We need better grand designers
>We need better air quality control
>We need better understanding of our drugs
>We need better surveillance
>We need better dentistry
>We need better simulations
>We need better vocabulary
>We need better traitors
>We need better goals
>We need better self awareness
~Further concern was raised by the successful recreation of the infamous 1918 influenza virus in a laboratory
I wonder how I could cure cancer
I wonder how I could avoid getting Cancer
I wonder if they are weaponizing cancer
I wonder if there is a God
I wonder how long until electric generator becomes a full-time occupation. Lol the future.... sigh.
I wonder if this time he just built the electric generators into our bodies and that's why we experience pain and age and stuff.
>>741551042
smoking can cause fat deposits in arteries so jokes on you.
>>741540333
Camel Turkish Royals and Light Blue Am Spits
>if it's got nicotine in it I get it
>if it's dip, hell no
>if it's got menthol then I will get it even more
>I vape, I smoke
>I do not put tobacco in my mouth: vomit is no fun
>>741552453
nice lies
>>741552278
>>741552413
Fucking schizo gtfo
>>741553098
What is bad about schizos?
Cheapest pack of Reds I can, Ausfag here so smoke prices are through the fucking roof
>>741547033
i have seen them in NH
>>741554111
Trips
>>741540333
Same thing alex
>>741540333
meth
>>741552725
Stay mad, fag-smoking fag
I smoke Newport 100s. Yes, I am white.
>>741556351
smoking is actually good for you
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>741556599
Okay, 1950s doctor.
Marlboro red when I'm at work and i mouth fedora at home. I quit twice, both times 2 years. But the thing with smoking is it works as a antidepressant. And when you inherited your depression through shit genes your life becomes not bearable when you quit the habit.
>>741549923
And why do they make a point of mindlessly repeating things that they know you've already heard?
Sonoma 100s, Red.
>>741556927
I only smoke like 2 cigs a day tho.
When I quit smoking it goes well for the first few months, very easily even.
But on the long term I get this sensation that I have nothing to look forward too.
Even though I'm doing well in life now.
But in general smoking is a stupid people tax and I wouldn't recommend it. You only miss the nicotine when you've experienced it.
>>741557200
cringe
>>741549923
Why do smokers get so triggered when people mock them for their retarded life choice?
>ive come to the conclusion that they are jealous. deep down inside they want to smoke so fucking bad but they cant maybe due to religious, financial reasons etc.
Welp it seems all that smoking has given you Alzheimer's.
>>741559086
lol i dont give a fuck really was just curious as to why you sjws care so much about something that has zero effect on you whatsoever. Why did ya even click on smoking thread if ya dont smoke? Ya bored little guy?
>>741540542
eh as long as you quit before 35 you lost almost all negative effects of it
>>741559509
based
>>741556607
420
>>741555950
Show us
>>741559366
>calling people who mock smokers SJWs
He so mad
>>741559366
>Has zero affect on you whatsoever
Do you have any idea how many folks die from 2nd hand smoke? What about walking into an area where there's lots of smokers and it gets all over your clothes and it smells like shit? What if you let a smoker into your home and they get that shitty smell everywhere?
Oh, yeah, but it doesn't affect anyone, my bad...
>>741560161
Now im gonna light on my next cig, faggot
Not my photo obv, but Chesterfield Reds. Have yet to find a better alternative. Tried Camel's (almost all sorts, but they taste like cardboard), Marlboro (too harsh) and almost every other main brand thinkable. Any suggestions? Dutchfag btw.
>>741560282
Good. Please do. Please speed up your cancer so you can die quicker. The world needs less people like you, faggot.