FEMANONS OF /b/ Hello I'm Brian, it's my birthday

>>741521469
Shameless self bump

I feel you... but my boobs are kind of small. A cup
Not my place.

>>741521588
I actually prefer smaller boobs, I think they're cute as fuck. But I understand if you aren't into it
Thanks for the reply

Keep it alive

Poor Brian

>>741521938
I don't want your pity, just looking for any sort of sexual connection

>>741521469
not a femanon but Happy birthday /b/rian hope some kind femanon grants your request

>>741522063
Well you have my pity. What happened my dude?

>>741521469

You're a dumbfuck. Go marry a Columbian.

>>741522221
Thanks anon, good karma is coming your way.

>>741521469
Hang in there, m8. You will get some boosy one day. Happy birthday too :D

>>741522225
Poor life choices, inability to grow a pair..
>>741522339
I'm currently tight on money, but why are Columbian girls such a good idea?

>>741522063
>what are hookers
Fucking retard Brian. Go fuck a hooked if you're that desperate for sex. If you want someone to pretend to ACTUALLY give a shit about you then try a roleplay forum/game server. Or if you just want (You)'s post some good b8. This is just dumb.

>>741522472
Thanks friend, I appreciate the kind words. You also have good karma coming.
>>741522597
Like I've said before I'm low on cash atm (no pun intended), and I don't want my first time with a hooker anyways.

It's always the jerks who get the girls, even on the stupid internet.

>>741522801
>and I don't want my first time with a hooker anyways.

That is a good policy. I have had a few experiences with hookers (6 or 7) and they are usually disappointing and a waste of money.

>>741523144
How much did they ask for? Just curious. It seems like they would be boring, there wouldn't be passion or love

>>741523475
Usually around $300/hr in Australia (for home delivery). One or two of them were good company, the rest no.

>>741522349
Happy Birthday Brian. I hope you're next one will be much better.

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Happy birthday dude! I'm sadly not a femanon either so I cannot help you, but I genuinely wish that your birthday has been great! I hope that your day has been awesome! But hey, here's a picture of a dog to hopefully cheer you up!

>>741524445
>>741524846
Thanks guys

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>>741525829
you're welcome dude. Here, have a funny

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Why is /b/ being so fucking nice?

>be /b/
>guy claiming to be Brian wants femanons to write happy birthday brian with date on tiddies
>perfectopportunity.jpeg
>doesn't fuck with him
>legit wish him happy birthday
>tfw /b/ is being fucking weird

I hope your birthday was stellar brian. Dont go to a fucking pizzaria only to pay 10 for half the damn thing and celebrate it with one guy. Cheers.

>>741526123
Lmao, that made me laugh

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>>741526720
you're welcome. If you want a friend i'm always here.

>>741526472
Not everyone on /b/ are assholes. Back when it was a smaller community and eveeryone wasn't trying to out edge each other a lot of kind deeds were done.

Fuck your birthday faggot

>>741526898
I appreciate it. But why do you care ?

>>741521588
>>741521725
BUUUUUUMP

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>>741526472
How long have you been here, friendo?

>>741526472
Why beat a dead horse?

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>>741527317
Well it's because i'm also lonely. I don't any friends or a gf my mother yells at me and calls me worthless, so I know how you feel. I just wanted to see if I could make someone else happy.

/b/rian as long as you don't like cuck shit, you are alright with me

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>>741527277
just for that, fuck your dubs

/b/rian can you rap for us

>>741527681
We'll get through it, and you helped.
>>741527717
I can assure you, I'm not.

Bump 4 Brian

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>>741528151

we can get /b/rian boobs before this thread dies I believe in us

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>>741528448
#boobsforBrian

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>>741528557

#boobs4brian

>>741528637
those better be for brian.

>>741528637
timestamp or fake

#TitsOutForBrian

>>741528870
clearly they're real boobs goober, they just need to be boobs for brian :[

if we don't get Brian boobs tonight I'm going to make this thread next year on this day. one day we'll get him boobs

>>741529067

If breast augmentation is fake, does that mean those obviously tiny, reduced boobs can be considered fake too?

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>>741528870
>>741528824
sry boys not claiming just small boobs for buddy here

#TitsOutForBrian

>>741529263
it's not about what I think is fake, this question needs to be answered by Brian. The boobs are for him.

>>741529310
Brian, you see these tits man? Pretty nice tits imo. Only the beginning tho, we're on a titty mission and Brian is Captain TIts. Soon you'll be floating your boat down titty river

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>>741529310
give my nigga brian some legitimacy god dammit

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>>741529507

>>741521469
Not a femanon Brian but I can still deliver if you'd like.

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Sorry these bitches are doing it for you brian! But there are plenty of us "floppers" out here ready to wish you a wonderful b-day!

Sorry, cock too small to get the full message in... BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MAY IT BE FILLED WITH WHATEVER COMES YOUR WAY!!!

#cocksforbrianbecausethesebitchesarebeingbitches

>>741529663
I meant to say they are NOT doing it for you

bump for brian

>>741529646
GOT DAMN BRIAN YOU SEEIN THESE TITS BRO. some nice tits in this thread man, get on back in here.

BUMP FOR BRIAN
BOOB FOR BRIAN

open boob for brian

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>>741529849
yee ill alternate more variety for barry

>>741529945
Dont ever fucking disrespect brian by calling him some dumb horseshit name like barry. who the fuck names their kid barry, this is fucking brian. show my man some ass too, it's his bday ffs

OPEN UR CLOTH SHOW BOB AND VEGENA

F O R B R I A N

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>>741530074
no u

BRIAAAAAAAN

BOOB
FOR
BRIAN

B R I A N

TIIIIMESTAMP

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(: happy birthday!

>>741529849
>>741529945
>>741530259
>>741530291
I'm here boys
#boobsforbrian

>>741530457
We did it

>>741530259
oh, well Barry's an ass guy. but today's not about me it's about brian he's too god damn legendary

>>741530457
FUCKING FINALLY
WE LOVE YOU BRIAN

>>741530457
<3
Lovely. Thank you

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>>741530465
welcome back brandon

>>741530457
BRIAN YOU BAD MUTHA FUCKA LOOK AT WHAT YOU GOT BOY. TITS ON FUCKING DECK

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Here u go

>>741530457
She's done it #boobforbrian
Now everybody just spam this thread with "Brian" and "Boob for Brian"

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B-R-I-A-N, what does that spell?

God

>>741530612
ignore these tits brian, just some dumbass cracka fucking looney wack bin shit noggin scrub tryna bring down your special titty day

we did it friendos, on this day we gave Brian his most desired gift. good job /b/ first time we done something nice in a while

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YO

>>741530612
>>741530684
I'm dyslexic, it works

>>741530714
naaaaahhhhhh that's fate. #StreetSignsForBrian

>>741526472
true /b/ros know when shit is legit
>how?
people rarely come up with this kind of posts so...

>>741530714
YO TURN UP FOR BRIAN BROS
Get Brian more boobs

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>>741530535
I didn't think I was gonna make your B-day this happy by making up a hashtag, Brian. Remember me as the friend that got you boobs

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>>741530824

>>741530837
shoulda asked for an xbox or something

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>>741530714
The prophecy once told us of a savior named Brian...
"For he shall be proclaimed in captcha as the world's last and true hero, Brian."

>>741530837
Brian here. I won't forget you friend. Good luck with your adventures, godspeed.

>>741530901
fuuuuck man you see these tits????

>>741530922
Jesus Christ I'm dying

>>741530837
and I get to feel happy cause you responded to me with the hashtag <3 teamwork friendo

I think Brain is a pretty cool guy. Eh gets internet bitches and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>741531008
his bday ain't over yet, get creative for my man. this is brian we're talking about after all

>>741531101
holy shit it's been ages since I've heard that lol

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>>741530906
>tfw Pc master race
besides, i'm satisfied with making Brian happy on his birthday

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wtf is wrong with /b/, anon??

all this faggotry for a lying cringy loser... and all the board feels wrong

I'm finally free from here. this is not what it used to be, like a decade ago.

>>741531120
Brian deserves 20 bitches on their knees in line drooling to suck him dry.

>>741530535
its the femanon here. no problem, my friend. actually makes me feel good i could make someone happy on their birthday. and if you cant get boobs next year, well, I'll be around (;

>>741531280
Brian please avoid this post it has a very sharp edge

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>>741530956
does ben like ass 2

>>741531280

There is breast
We fooled them to show breast
U bitch?

Olde Faggot

>>741531280
This is a feels good thread, since we can feel the same deep down.

>>741531400
ben eats ass for breakfast boi wut u talkin bout

>>741531400
My nigga isn't fucking Ben 10. He's BRIAN.

>>741531498
nice save

>>741531476

You eat assholes for breakfast? Gross

The salty Anons are coming out now that Brian got his wish

>>741531280
OK fellas this how a newfag speaks
please take notes

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>>741531297
#succforBrian
>yup I'm doing this again

>>741531549
if i could wake up and eat >>741531400
everyday i would in a heartbeat

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>>741531498
bill should make some requests

>>741526472
newfag

>>741531634

Would you even do it after a night of farting? A stinky hole with a layer of asshole grease upon it?

Pls respond

>>741531564
how's is it going overseas?

>>741531753
bad boy don't do this to Brian's thread :[

>>741531753
idk any women that shit themselves all night. but i'll play your stupid game. yes I would, without hesitation.

If brian is still here i will have my wife post timestamped tits

>>741531400
BEN IS A HOE

>>741531822
Dubs confirm

>>741531822
fucking legend man

>>741531280
This is like when autistic "country gurlZ" go hunting in bright pink camouflage.
>by that I mean you're trying too hard to disguise the fact that you're a newfag that you're actually exposing it.

>>741530457
Boobs were get praise Brian

https://i.imgur.com/pyOnolh.jpg
hope im not too late

>>741531863
Shes asleep so I'll just snap a quick pic.
If brian is still ITT that is

>>741531822
You will satisfy the Gods.

>>741531936
praise be the tit-ty

>>741531936
Those are nice tits but i fear brian is gone

>>741531999
No, trips, he is here with us now and always.

>>741531815

But why? Do you love the musky taste of an earthy asshole? Or are you cucked?

>>741531999
BRIAN CANNOT LEAVE HIS PEOPLE!

>>741532077
STOP DOING THIS IN BRIAN'S THREAD YA GOOBER :[

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>>741531838
rudee

>>741532077
Honestly I just used to sniff my aunt's panties growing up so I kind of brainwashed myself into getting off to the scent of an asshole and yeah it's evolved from there. Theres a very primal aspect to it

#TitsOutForBrian

>>741532077
Filthy heretic. Begone from which you came.

>>741532151

Look, Brain got some tits for him birthday. And I'm happy for him, but now I must know about this anons affinity for tossing salads.

Thanks!!

>>741532220

I appreciate your candor. Thx

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brian be summoned back with the power of titays and birthday wishes

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Heres an ass pic for brian

>>741532356
My god, don't you know what this means? With that set of tits Brian has officially become mayor of Titty City.

>>741532356
BRIAN, COME BACK HOME

>>741532356
thank you femanon, Brian will be very thankful when he sees!

>>741532305
You should really try it sometime. Just 69 and have the girl suck you off while you exclusively sniff her asshole, i think you could come around.

>>741532396
More??

>>741532613
unless you're brian you can fuck right off

>>741532613
Only a cfnm pic

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>tfw you can't give Brian a blowjob

>>741532572

I licked a gals butthole before, wasn't great. She licked mine too, but I'd rather a BJ. I sniff my own asshole plenty enough to know I don't want a taste

>>741532664
Not brian but that girl looks exactly like a friend of mine, out of curiosity, whats the name?

>>741532672
?

>>741532768
Wow. Spot the underage faggot.

>>741532727
Just to clarify i would never want anyone's tongue near my butt. Idk man something about it. Personally i think the smell is > the taste but that's probs from my conditioning as mentioned prior

#TitsOutForBrian

>>741532768
Wew laddy
Clothed female nude male of her giving mr a beej

>>741532814
I know what it means you cunt I was saying post it.

aight i'm out of here. gg's frineds. I was the butthole guy/ personal Brian hype fan. My name is also brian so what choice did i have. kk c u soon bi bi

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femanon here Brian I've got a picture of my feminine cock

Feeling really lonely without Brian here guys.

>>741532887
bye bye friendo sorry for getting angry about butthole :[

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this threads really been moving inbetween matches, even without Brice being around

>>741532861
Yeah I should've clarified, I'm curious because I'm 99% sure i know her

>>741532896
don't make this a trap thread this is a family thread keep that outa here :[

>>741532356
moar?
also bump 4 brian

>>741532896
Oh for fucks saks

>>741532960
all is forgiven, play with your ass sometimes when you think of Brian

>>741532877
Of course you know...

Hey guys, Brian here..can I get some cock pics instead?

>>741532896
Put away your weiner dude.

>>741533039
FALSE. BRIAN WOULD NEVER WANT COCK PICKS ON HIS BDAY. ONLY ON EVERY OTHER DAY.

>>741533039
fake brian

>>741533001
Where you from?

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Here to party with Brian since he's got all the tatas

>>741533261
Fuck off fag, no cocks, only tits

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>>741533039

>>741533202
Florida, the girl I'm thinking of lives in Daytona area but moved from north carolina

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here's a picture of my puppy Brian I'm a man so I don't have boobs but puppies are nice. sorry it's sideways I don't know why hy :[

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wow in like 3 posts this thread died, breath life

31 and virgin? You're a wizard!

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>>741533399
trips + dubs = life

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>>741533399

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BumpForBrian

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>>741533515
id do anythin for berny

Justice 4 Brady

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We miss you so much Brian.

>>741531320
Thank you femanon. Youve done a great service to us all and your tits are beautiful. <3

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Brian has the power to stop the Jews.

#ButtholesForBrian

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>>741533399
all that and dubs too
mfw

>>741533711
You're just reposting some shit set calm down kiddo

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Brian's biggest fan

>>741532356
Nice, thank you.
It's me, Brian. Surprised this thread is still alive, damn

>>741534291
HE'S BACK! THE GOD HAS RETURNED!

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>>741534138
whatever helps u sleep kiddo

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>>741534291
Yo thanks dude. I screenshotted most of this thread. I will share your story some day

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>>741534291

>>741534361
My loyal companion is still here. How goes it?

>>741534570
It goes good my lord. The kingdom is at ease and are humble with your directions.

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>>741534291
welcome back benjamin

>>741534567
No, thank you guys. You've made my day brighter, Its a nice reminder how many loving people are out there.

Brian here. Still wish I could get a cum tribute..

>>741534710
Your leadership shall be bestowed upon the history of /b/
>>741534781
BEGONE IMPOSTOR

You guys stink!!

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>>741534828