FEMANONS OF /b/
Hello I'm Brian, it's my birthday today and I'm very lonely. I'm a kissless virgin at 31 years old. Is there a femanon out there kind enough to write happy birthday Brian with the date on their boob for me? It would make my day better.
>what are hookers
Fucking retard Brian. Go fuck a hooked if you're that desperate for sex. If you want someone to pretend to ACTUALLY give a shit about you then try a roleplay forum/game server. Or if you just want (You)'s post some good b8. This is just dumb.
Thanks friend, I appreciate the kind words. You also have good karma coming.
Like I've said before I'm low on cash atm (no pun intended), and I don't want my first time with a hooker anyways.
>and I don't want my first time with a hooker anyways.
That is a good policy. I have had a few experiences with hookers (6 or 7) and they are usually disappointing and a waste of money.
Happy birthday dude! I'm sadly not a femanon either so I cannot help you, but I genuinely wish that your birthday has been great! I hope that your day has been awesome! But hey, here's a picture of a dog to hopefully cheer you up!
you're welcome dude. Here, have a funny
Why is /b/ being so fucking nice?
>guy claiming to be Brian wants femanons to write happy birthday brian with date on tiddies
>doesn't fuck with him
>legit wish him happy birthday
>tfw /b/ is being fucking weird
you're welcome. If you want a friend i'm always here.
How long have you been here, friendo?
Well it's because i'm also lonely. I don't any friends or a gf my mother yells at me and calls me worthless, so I know how you feel. I just wanted to see if I could make someone else happy.
sry boys not claiming just small boobs for buddy here
Brian, you see these tits man? Pretty nice tits imo. Only the beginning tho, we're on a titty mission and Brian is Captain TIts. Soon you'll be floating your boat down titty river
give my nigga brian some legitimacy god dammit
Sorry these bitches are doing it for you brian! But there are plenty of us "floppers" out here ready to wish you a wonderful b-day!
Sorry, cock too small to get the full message in... BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MAY IT BE FILLED WITH WHATEVER COMES YOUR WAY!!!
yee ill alternate more variety for barry
Dont ever fucking disrespect brian by calling him some dumb horseshit name like barry. who the fuck names their kid barry, this is fucking brian. show my man some ass too, it's his bday ffs
welcome back brandon
Here u go
B-R-I-A-N, what does that spell?
I didn't think I was gonna make your B-day this happy by making up a hashtag, Brian. Remember me as the friend that got you boobs
The prophecy once told us of a savior named Brian...
"For he shall be proclaimed in captcha as the world's last and true hero, Brian."
>tfw Pc master race
besides, i'm satisfied with making Brian happy on his birthday
wtf is wrong with /b/, anon??
all this faggotry for a lying cringy loser... and all the board feels wrong
I'm finally free from here. this is not what it used to be, like a decade ago.
its the femanon here. no problem, my friend. actually makes me feel good i could make someone happy on their birthday. and if you cant get boobs next year, well, I'll be around (;
does ben like ass 2
>yup I'm doing this again
bill should make some requests
This is like when autistic "country gurlZ" go hunting in bright pink camouflage.
>by that I mean you're trying too hard to disguise the fact that you're a newfag that you're actually exposing it.
Honestly I just used to sniff my aunt's panties growing up so I kind of brainwashed myself into getting off to the scent of an asshole and yeah it's evolved from there. Theres a very primal aspect to it
brian be summoned back with the power of titays and birthday wishes
Just to clarify i would never want anyone's tongue near my butt. Idk man something about it. Personally i think the smell is > the taste but that's probs from my conditioning as mentioned prior
femanon here Brian I've got a picture of my feminine cock
this threads really been moving inbetween matches, even without Brice being around
Here to party with Brian since he's got all the tatas
here's a picture of my puppy Brian I'm a man so I don't have boobs but puppies are nice. sorry it's sideways I don't know why hy :[
wow in like 3 posts this thread died, breath life
id do anythin for berny
Brian has the power to stop the Jews.
whatever helps u sleep kiddo
Yo thanks dude. I screenshotted most of this thread. I will share your story some day
welcome back benjamin