W-welcome to Therapy Tea with CeltyPlays!
Just kidding, it's just Alice3D in a catsuit.
W-won't you have a cup with me, Anonymous?
L-let's select a tea then, wonderful seagull!
*pours a cup for you*
T-thank you Anonymous, how c-can I help you tonight?
That isn't even about m-me dear.
S-sorry, I'm a biological female <4
And they said nothing rhymed with orange pfft
Eminem c-could do it.
L-let me pour you a bit <4
N-no, that is my mother f-from 2008 d-dear.
T-try over in Reimu's thread.
No t-thank you.
Yes I remember seeing that on Youtube
He is very creative
This is a secret occasion
Plus steam has been unreliable recently
oh, it's you again
Y-yes he is <4
So. Who could use some help tonight <4
D-depends on who it is attached to <4
Thank y-you very much <4
Alice I was so close to being an hero last night
I even emptied my bowels and got myself nice and drunk, picked out a rope
But I didnt do it because something I was hoping hapened. I got the news im graduating from university.
Aint that cool?
It sure is! Whew!
this is a good idea
they stopped caring about online identities and got on with their lives
!!!!! that's fucking awesome dude, I'm really glad you graduated and didn't go through WITH THE WORST THING
You are too valuable to lose c:
Alice is a mentally ill gook whore who makes outrageous bullshit claims because she has no life.
>i know everything about smithing, like how forges all use thermite, oops i mean just portable ones
N-not today <4
I'm d-doing quite well thank you <4
*blinks slowly* W-why did you empty your bowels first?
Congratulations Anonymous! I'm so happy you're still with us!
you are bad people
hey that me
*blinks slowly* There w-were so many better things t-to screenshot and use against m-me that night. Why t-that?
We all d-die alone dear <4
I messed up the pasta sauce tonight Alice. Please give me a reason to live.
Why would you want someone to die with you?
You've s-still got pasta t-to eat <4
What kind of tea?
It better be green tea.
you have a point there...
That's not true, anon, you always have somebody c:
You're really grumpy today. What's with that?
S-seriously, way b-better things to insult m-me over.
I'm n-not that grumpy s-silly.
It's s-still fine <4
I d-don't have one <4
Maximum autism. This is as far as mankind goes? Degenerates gettin stimulation over a retard dressing like a girl and bringing that awful weeaboo trash thing? Jesus cocksucking christ. I wanna get off this planet.
When tabletop, Alice?
Hey, just wanted to pop in and say hi E>
I appreciate you a lot.
*blinks slowly* H-how can I help you, Anonymous?
Friends can join
Do you need a backrub? Maybe it's time someone made /you/ some tea
it gets worse my friend
Joke's on you whore, I'm behind 7 proxies. I'll be in your chat again soon.
BTW if anyone wants to spam gore in her chat, or just lurk and find out how she really acts, go to https://anekiho.me/chat2/
Do you really think that's going to have any impact on us? You could always try being more nice, anon c:
I already p-posted the chat d-dear.
Thank y-you love <4 How d-did yours go?
I could use help Alice, or anyone for that matter. I am trying to become social but I just can't. I have alot of trouble talking to people. I can't start conversation and when I do it's menial shit that is up to 4 responses. I find it extremely nerve racking when talking about something not work related with anyone. I haven't talked to someone I don't work with in over 2 years. I barely even talk to the people I do work with. I want to improve myself but I tear myself up when I can't think of things and the conversation gets awkward.
Which part of it? If it was before you added anything besides the meat, you could use a little vinegar or a dry white wine to loosen the stuff on the bottom. That is if it isn't all black and charred, the brown stuff stuck to the pan is called fond and when loosened up it adds a lot of flavor.
*smiles softly and wraps her arms around you* I l-like that picture <4 I have a c-copy too.
Have you been to therapy, Anonymous? Or at least talked to a doctor?
we mailed a bit a while ago, been thinking alot about the trans issue currently. dunno if you remember, the 'dude' whose grandpa died not too long ago and stuff
having a first appointment for a clinic this week. been having somr weird lows currently tho, its all about thoughts tho. i feel like im getting closer to doing baddy shit tho
no she's a friend who is nice and shhh
do you have any particular hobbies or interests that aren't utterly degenerate? interest groups would be a good place to start breaching out into more normal conversation
always bringing the party to the party isn't exactly a required trait, you know
If you don't feel the need to make conversation, you could always just not do that
did you need something, anon?
Yes I h-have <4
I remember you d-dear. What s-sort of bad thoughts are you h-having?
*blinks* Excuse m-me, are you my therapist? B-because I don't t-think anyone else has the means or r-right to diagnose me <4
If so, I'm sorry for posting on 4chan again, Jake.
>BTW NOT ONLY DID THE CHILD I WAS TRYING TO SAVE DIE BUT I ALSO SAW SAMUEL L JACKSON HEHE
S-sure, Hitler is pretty old b-by now.
is this coming from the same dude who sat in her chat for two days straight and only dirt he could gather was something about using thermite for train tracks and an infant dying?
lmao go kill yourself dude.
I was in therapy for years as a child, due to anger issues, I was forced to go by the school. I got violent as a kid due to bullying. It never really helped me that much.
I have not talked to a doctor. I am scared that if I do I will be put on pills again. There was a point in my life that I was on enough meds that it should have killed me, kinda wish it did tbh. I don't want to be on any drugs, I want to live my life without any aid from drugs.
Anyways I was always a loner in school, noone wanted to talk to me. I just started to want to make 'friends' or just someone to talk to that isn't forced to.
If they started it, you finish it, got it?
my dox are public record and I have nothing to lose by being known
If you want to come pay me a visit I wouldn't mind the company
lets post more fucked up mentally ill gook girls that actually show faces and give win
It's n-not particularly compelling.
You s-should probably t-talk to a therapist dear, ask y-your doctor about CBT. It's n-not the same therapy you probably took, and s-should help a lot with that social anxiety.
H-how am I evil again?
Who w-would even want my nudes?
P-probably! Very gooey!
I l-like how it feels.
did you consider...
I mean I have a bit of a better understanding now and maybe you could try weightlifting c:
There's not much to talk about and it helps let out a lot of anger!
eh? I'm lying??? My address and name and phone are literally public record I don't understand how that's a lie
I love her giant futa cock
>implying I don't have the whole set
go jerk off to your fucking anime porn you omega male cuckold
pic unrelated, a girl better looking than alice
I agree, s-she is very cute <4
N-not if you enjoy it, Anonymous <4
>Who w-would even want my nudes?
I have no idea, the last time I saw an Alice trying to be sexy it was of some furry bra thing hung around a lamp. Things went downhill after that.
Whew. T-that was a long long t-time ago.
I've already d-done so <4
Don't talk about those!
>>>I am a /fit/fag. I play video games alot and I work. That is all I do. I always keep my mic off online too.
>>>You s-should probably t-talk to a therapist dear, ask y-your doctor about CBT. It's n-not the same therapy you probably took, and s-should help a lot with that social anxiety.
CBT? Sure I'll look for therapists in my area. I hope it helps. Thank you
Ah? I'll b-be your wife till s-she gets home <4
It is m-my honor <4
*blinks* T-that is BWA guy.
are you fucking stupid?
all your thread are full of shitposter cus you always answer them
or you just want to hit the bump limit with them because you are just bored?
cant handle this retarded girl anymore
You know I'm Alice r-right?
"I came to a thread that had stuff in it I didn't like, and now I'm angry"
Nothing, I d-don't think.
You're more pathetic than they are.
The fact that one solitary person bothers you this much is just sad. Plain fucking sad.
Hmm, and it's not enjoyable to be that way?
It's goombette, thank you very much
that's actually true though
I d-don't see why.
I d-don't say it <4 It's t-true. Here.
Alice. I want to be over her, but I spend a lot of time with her. It hurts, and it hurts more to be away from her. I want to be her friend so much, but I'm having trouble moving on and I'm afraid I'll just hurt every time I see that she's moving forward and I'm not. The day when she finds someone is the day I fear the most. How to move on when your closest friend is the person you don't want to wait for, but would?
>cant handle this retarded girl anymore
Then don't waste your time in threads full of stuff you don't like.
H-hope it is a little easier now <4
*wraps her arms around you from behind and squeezes tight, resting her head on your back* W-why do you think you are trash, Anonymous?
I'm g-going to just....walk away from this one.
*laughs quietly and closes her eyes*
You walk away from her. Not all the way. Just a safe distance. And you recollect and move on and deal with it. Then you come back.
That's what worked for me, anyway.
>>>Hmm, and it's not enjoyable to be that way?
When you live your whole life that way it becomes very lonely and depressing.
No j-just printed <4
*blinks* T-that is quite s-silly.
>W-why do you think you are trash, Anonymous?
I just am. I'm fairly certain you would agree since I've been hounding you for fanservice for a few days now or maybe a week?
Anyway, I came to terms with it years and years ago, I just always want to die now.
Listen buddy, she's saved my life on more than one occasion. If you don't like this thread, just leave. There's an 'x' in the corner, please feel free to utilize it.
*smiles and closes her eyes* I d-don't consider you trash, dear. A l-little misguided and c-coming on strong, but n-not trash.
You are a wonderful person, and you can be much more than you are now. You just need to....try.
That gif is fucking wild
I would suggest following Alice up on her advice then ye
OH SHIT HOLD ON I CAN DO THIS
Well, I think 3DAlice is awesome.
I'M actually marisa what the fuck whoops
Well that's my alice impersonation fgor the night sorry guys
Fuck that game and everyone who loves it!
Hi Alice, always wondered what these threads are about so I figured I'd ask. Do you have any tea specifics that you favor?
>You just need to....try.
Yeah, I did that, it doesn't work.
I just enjoy the suffering of others and am basically evil at my core. I try to do other things but no matter what I do, say or think, that part never changes.
>Half the replies are Alice and her betabois talking to each other.
It used to be funny to watch them get banned. Things have sucked since m00t sold out and went to work for google.
I l-like chai tea <4
You enjoy t-the suffering of others? In w-what way?
Yes it is very nice
shizune, no question
I'll give it another go tomorrow morning...
hey fuck you, buddy!
2nd best girl, she is nice
Same. As much as m00t was a cuck he tried to enforce some modicum of content control. Hiroshi genuinely gives no fucks and unless 4chan pass subs die down its going to remain this way.
>jk lol he's going to sell this site to Conde Nast
I have Alice's nudes, anyone want to see them and want proof she is a woman?
That's t-two of us anyway <4 But t-tell me more Anonymous, I'm eager t-to help <4
Please d-don't post those.
Welp, this has been a pretty cancer experience. Im going back to the trap threads. Bye.
You'll n-never get the chance luckily <4
Have a g-good day!
let it consume you
Hey, I do my best!
Im glad I didn't record the other suggestions. You guys are hate cultists.
You'll n-never beat me d-dear <4
It's n-nice to see you again <4
P-please refrain in the future...