On a scale of 1-10 how badly do you want to die today? I'm at a solid 9
Having over 500 cash in your pocket while oening your own vehicle and almost having your residence paid off too is a helluva Prozac pill.
Maybe you should all have just prepared better for life? Hard to be depressed when youre not drowning in debt and bills.
Tried to drive an hour up north a few nights ago hammered but couldn't pull the trigger. Also fell asleep at the wheel on the way back. Rumble strips woke me up and I fell asleep on a dirt road off the highway. Currently in chair watching tv covered in beer vomit and still drinking beer. To lazy to get my pistol out of the car, I'll have to get more drunk first.
Lucky Americans. If I owned a gun I'd have killed myself by now, have to use more painful and effort requiring means if I want to end it all.
Tougher to kill yourself when you know family will find your hanging body and have to take it down.
Hang yourself someplace else then. Public park maybe. Or just get an illegal gun. I don't know what's involved in that since I just go to the gun store but how hard could it be?
i dunno,, should i ?
at my work, i accepted to go to another position, another building [which is right next to the previous one, its just 2 buildings next to each other] ,basically the same work, with more important stuff and responsibilities are higher,
And in the previous one, there was a girl, [who has a husband and a kid anyway], and i kind of miss her... and i cant really talk with her as much as before, since well, we are not in the same area, but if i keep telling my bosses, how i would like to go back, they will think im an idiot..
well thats it
I'm at 9. Found pics of my ex hugging her new bf on facebook today, loved her more than any other girl I've been with before, but it wasn't very mutual. Messed it up with jealousy, she has blocked me and been ignoring me for nearly a year now. Haven't had a friend or girl since her, meanwhile shes in bed with another guy at this very moment and doesn't remember I exist.
Everyone I've ever loved and cared about is happier when I'm not around.
0. I don't want to die. I want everyone else to.
So please Kill Yourself.
About a 4. It'll stay there, until I start thinking about her again, then stay at about 9 or 10 until I drink myself to sleep.
Mid orgasm you have no real feeling though for the most part it's just bliss, sort of like when you're nodding.
drug using makes someone simple ? you don't need to masturbate to have an orgasm you know right ? Girlfriend is the only reason I'm still here probably
A whooooole lotta fuckin.
Avoid the city for a couple months to avoid disease from a mass death.
Then spend some time going through peoples shit, sneak into some secret installations, catch up on some shows, catch up on reading. Farming books would be especially useful.
I'd probably die of disease or an accident before old age. And that'd be that.
2. 2 1/2? It's usually quite a bit higher but it depends on whether or not anything shitty has happened that day. Short of being accosted by a crazy old woman and having her purportedly report me to the police for "speeding and copping an attitude", it's been pretty alright.
Just saw my mom for the first time in a year, there's gas in the car, a fresh pack of smokes in my pocket, groceries in the fridge and had a nice flirtatious conversation with a cute new girl at the grocery store, and I'm about to go have dinner with my grandma.
Could be way worse. Best of luck with yer depression, bruvs.
holy shit u sound like a big faggot go kys seriously, why u even look at pictures of ur ex? so u can listen to drake and cry like a faggot you are probably. fucking lol at your life
I'm a 3, but only cause I have a student loan problem at the moment. Normally would be a 1.
How would it be edgy? I don't want to die. Half the time people say they want to die it's because they feel useless in comparison to other people. What they really mean is they want to die so other people will feel bad and miss them. The only people who actually want to die is people who are terminally ill and/or are in pain constantly.
But little Carl Cutwrists has to piss and moan about how he wants to die every fucking day because he's a passive aggressive emotional parasite. He's the kid from the south park episode "i'm gonna quit twitter...i'm gonna do it!". He doesn't actually want to die. He wants everyone to tell him how great he is and how much he's loved and appreciated. But he can't just ask people what they think of him. He has to be a dickfaced aggressive manipulator.
So who's the edgelord. The person who would rather other people be dead, or the parasitic emotional vampire who has to manipulate everyone around him to get his emotional fulfillment?
oh my god you really are a big faggot like i thought you are, go kys while listening to drake you pathetic faggot i lol at your life literally LOL at your sad sad existence
Well, fuck 'em, but they get all disease-y in a few days.
See, like in this case, it's not that he wants to be dead. He'd be happier if the people who he owed money to were dead.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tafe course in retail sales, and I’ve been involved in numerous TV ads with Danoz Direct, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in retail sales and I’m the top TV presenter in the entire Danoz Direct franchise. You are nothing to me but just another consumer. I will charm the fuck out of you with fast talking the likes of which have never been seen before on daytime television, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with putting me on mute or changing the channel? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of TV presenters across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hurricane, maggot. The hurricane spin mop that wipes out the pathetic little bits of shit on your floor. You’re fucking sold, mate. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pop up on over seven channels and that’s just with Danoz Direct. Not only am I extensively trained in retail sales, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Danoz Direct franchise and I will use it to its full extent to make sure you wipe that miserable mess off the face of your kitchen floor, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “kleva” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the full price, including postage and handling you goddamn idiot. I will talk all over you and you will succumb to buying at least two swivel sweepers, You’re fucking calling right now, kiddo.
1, like every day. I cannot imagine a life so bad that you would want to end it early. Is it just an impulse born out of a desire to exercise some kind of control over the inevitable?
Go find a reason to laugh, your end will come on it's own soon enough. Hell, just say fuck it and become an alcoholic. Booze will keep you afloat as it destroys your body.
> The only people who actually want to die is people who are terminally ill and/or are in pain constantly
Or, y'know... the ones who actually off themselves. You're an edgelord because you see things in black and white and act as though you don't give a shit one way or the other. You do.
Not responding is the only way to avoid edgy/white knight status. Try it sometime.
>tl;dr lurk moar faggot
I have no pitty for these people.
I have been there but I never expected any help for problems that were clearly made up by myself.
I got up and changed it.
If you want to die, quit.
If you don't quit you don't want to die, so shut up.
If you don't shut up others will have their right to ignore your shit.
I lived in Northern Europe (Norway) and studied for some months, traveling to other countries in between. Not to sound like a typical millenial, but traveling really refreshed my brain and made me realize that a good life is possible if you work at it. I know depression is more complicated than that, but it inspired me all the same.
I'm not that guy. Just a guy mocking you. 'Cause you're 14 and you insist on letting everyone know.
Fuck off back to your hole you generic twat.
what's more awkwardly pathetic, writing out what he did, or having you two gullible faggots take the bait so gloriously
I felt the same way, when I was fucking 19 and a pussy. If being a sadboi faggot is your biggest woe, you're doing just fine. This is probably why she left you anyway, you're a whiny weakling. Fuck her, she's dead, who cares, grow some nuts, etc etc.
As summer arrives, the use of the term "edgy" jumps precipitously.
It seems to be used by the same twats that get on discord/teamspeak/etc that mumble and talk really low and slow, like they've OD'ed on valium.
They're super cool and above it all. I mean, like, why even respond to a thread man? it's so tryhard.The only good reason to respond to anyone is to tell people they're so lame and edgelords.
jesus christ i can't wait for school to go back in session. why can't you all be wealthy brits and all get shipped off to some boarding school along with the other unloved children?
So much neckbeard in one post, woah.
>help I'm out of ammo and I must shoot
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
I'm at like a -5 right now. I actively do not want to die today.
I already know what you think of him.
fuck all yall neckbeards Reddit army up in this bitch, yall smell like fuckjing chettos and watery turd mixed with danny devitos saliva go take a shower, and no thanks i dont wanna argue religion with you, fucking fedora fuckers, go hug your body pillows and cry and kys lol
That's what I am.
I want to be happy but I can't. I'm broken and feel like a burden for everyone around me.
I'll never forget the deeply saddened look that the cashier gave me when she saw my scars as I bought 18 cans of beer. It's haunting me.
I dare you to say: "Get healthy." That's not how it works.