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NEW THREAD NO TOASTER BULLSHIT TOPIC: how to get normies to

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NEW THREAD

NO TOASTER BULLSHIT

TOPIC: how to get normies to fuck their iPhones up again
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wat do /b/?
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Making a video is top priority
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no #iPride? That was only legit idea
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I'm still all in on the iCE idea.

I can photoshop some images as well if needed.
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We have this for now
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>>739296435
Toaster shit is beyond retarded
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8iIeW0ugOk

#iPride combined with freezer?
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>>739296435
iPride is still a thing, but we have to change it
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>>739296209
iPride is good idea. Topical, lefty idiots will be eager to try it out.

The only issue is what to make cause it. Ideas anyone?

Already discussed, and basically denied:
nailpolish
toaster
open flame
freeze
bleach-boil
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>>739296209
>>739296435
>>739296457
>>739296529
Ignore faggots ipride is easily the best idea with these new renders especially let's get this trending bois #iPride
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>no toaster bullshit
>faggots proceed to post toaster bullshit
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>>739296435
>>739296457
>>739296624
Agreed fuck OP operation ipride is a go
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>>739296380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVO_aleen6E

Somone found the guy who made the last videos. Ask him
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>>739296691
No, fuck you. If you fags start pushing this toaster shit to the public I'll do the same with the screencaps of the threads
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Maybe tell them to pour mixed kinds of paint over their phone and then boil it?
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How bout this
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fags keep posting shit quality, will provide Photoshop file if requested.
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>>739296793
Do it pussy
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>>739296808
I cant even figure out what the words say because I'm reading it like Micheal J Fox. Make the font a tad smaller.
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We should put an old logo of Apple,the one from the '80s with rainbow color
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>>739296793
so if you dont get your way you ruin it for everybody. nice temper tantrum fag
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>>739296802
>I'll just put my phone in water, water being a phone's natural enemy
Sure
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>>739296819
Nice one, phone pic could be better but this is top notch
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>>739296802
They're not going to fall for water twice.
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>>739296802
Mixed paint in different colors*
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>>739296808
what does nail polish do?
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>>739296819
THIS.

>>739296808
this is utter shit honestly whoever is making this just stop.
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IT HAS /BEGUN/

https://twitter.com/UffezS/status/887387278804496388
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>>739296435
>>739296457
why are you faggots making such shitty quality images? looks like 10% jpeg compression wtf
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>>739296881
Well I phones are waterproof now
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>>739296808
typography my man
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How about putting it in the washing machine
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discord link CbbWDcj
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>>739296435
iPride is great, just the toaster part should be replaced
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>>739296878
No, the toaster shit will sabotage the whole plan before it even gets a chance to take off
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putting your phone in the freezer charges from 0-100 in 20 minute s
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>>739296990
Agreed
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>>739296819
Nice job faggot
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this is good
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>>739296990
>>739296996
Toaster is best part, everyone has it in there house, little to no effort, no ones gonna cover there phone in chemicals and shit
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>>739296996
>>739296990
What is the big flaw with the toaster?
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Maybe dip it into oil or gasoline to cuz gasoline doesnt hurt the elctro magnetics in the phone so it gives iPhone colors of #iPride
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>>739297092
Not even an iphone bit keep it going
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freezing it was a legit good idea, "freezing it will alter the color of your regular iphone to a variety of colors, including Blue, red, and yellow"

THERE'S FUCKING CUPS AND SHIT THAT DO THIS ALREADY IT WILL WORK.

1 hour in freezer - BROKEN
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>>739297099
It's the worst part
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>>739296457
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>>739297106
There isn't one they think its just too stupid, which it really isn't compared to microwave and water
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>>739296633
Hells Yeah! If almost half of America voted for Trump, that means millions of people stupid enough to fall for this!
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>>739297148
realized that afrewards lel
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we need better graphics

the text from my shop:

With iOS 11 we're proud to announce our newest feature, iPride. After downloading the newest update, you will be able to change the colors of your iPhone by simply placing it in a common household toaster. The electromagnetic heat emitted from the toaster will alter the aluminum molecular structure on the back of your iphone and will refract light the longer you leave it in. Let this sit in the toaster for about 4-6 minutes.
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>>739297162
Freezing won't do shit to it.

notsureifserious.jpg
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>>739297162
We've established this FREEZING DOESNT DO SHIT TO THE NEW I PHONES. FREEZING IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
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>>739297242
>toaster
Holy fuck, you retards. This is getting embarrassing
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"add an additional charging port by drilling a whole in the top left hand side of the new #iPride, with duel charging your phones batteries charge 2x as fast and hold 4x the charge!"
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teaser
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>>739296819
START TWEETING THIS PIC TOO ITS GOLD
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#iPride
Do it faggots
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I say we stick with the "changes color under open flames!" thing some guy was suggesting in yesterdays thread.
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>>739297304
explain why we dont do the toaster idea instead of complaining
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Hair dryer is our only chance as far as heat goes
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right everyone shut up.
lets settle on this right now so we can either commit or put it behind us - arguing gets us nowhere.

TOASTER: YES, NO.

strawpoll .me /13469722
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>>739297366
I'm open to this but toaster seems better/funnier
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>>739297366
Are you fucking autistic?
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>>739297375
Nobody's fucking dumb enough to believe a post telling them to put their phone in a toaster.
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Summerfags announced it before it even started
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>>739297314
This!
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>>739297366
people will realize its not working and stop. thats why toaster is good because it covers it completely.
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>>739296819
>Toaster.

This is fucking retarded.
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>put the phone in a toaster
>microwave your phone
the fags already know the toaster/microwave tricks, hair dryer is or best chance
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>>739296611
>Rub highlighter marker over front of phone.

>Take picture with flash directly into the sun.

>Rainbow pride imprinted, shop various color results depending on highlighter color.
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>>739297438
they did it with microwaves
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>>739297438
That's what anons said about the last 3 pranks.
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>>739297388
This isn't up for vote anymore we're already posting either join in or stay mad
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>>739297536
Toaster aint a microwave. I'd sat away from the word "electromagetic this time though.
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No one is tweeting iPride
Faggots
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How about boiling water? We could say the because the iPhone is water proof and the hot water makes the colors come out.
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can confirm normies will fall for toaster shit
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>>739297314
Should probably spell "hole" right to start with, kid.
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You could tell them not to keep their iphones closeted and instead proudly show them off by leaving it in their gardens for a few hours or the night.
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>>739296624
Fags arent stupid, they just like dick.
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Put your iphone in oven cuz it isnt waterproof
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How about induction charging by placing it on a glass top stove, with a warning that it *must* be set to the lowest setting. higher settings will invalidate the warranty. safety warnings make it sound legit
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OK, BOILING WATER OR TOASTER.
DECIDE NOW
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>>739297645
plausible, I like this idea.
leftfags will fall hard for that one
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>>739297737
That might work. Oven is a bad idea.
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>>739297759
Toaster is already being posted.
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It can charge underwater.
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>>739297759
we already did water
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>>739297759
Boiling water. They put their phones in the toaster they can just take it out after a few seconds when they smell the burning. They can't reach into a pot of boiling water tho
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>>739297438
they put their phones in the god damn microwave, they're that dumb
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people in the discord are saying washing machine for ipride.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Oa8CyiSx4

Should we put sponsored deals in it like the last one?
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>>739297835
boiling water
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Just fuck it, let's get this shit trending
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>>739297759
Neither, both are fucking dumb as hell
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washing machine or dryer machine
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People already started posting toasters, just do it anons and maybe go trending #iPride
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>>739297855
link discord please
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>>739297737
>>739297759
>>739297645
>>739297737
This isn't a descusion thread anymore get trending
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Got perfect idea. Put iphone in a plastic bag into boiling water. Then people think its legit cuz plastic os water proof. But doesnt plastic melt in boiling water?
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>>739297855
Discord is for gays
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>>739297855
Would that even break the phone?
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>>739297940
discord code CbbWDcj
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>>739297960
Depends on the plastic
Either way were going for toaster now so join in
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>>739297960
Perfect
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>>739296209
Fuck, at least do something that they might pick up!
>new screen is actually bendable
>My new iPhone is no longer straight! It's on the spectrum!
Question is how to make them bend it?
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>>739297960
You could say wrap it in tissues or paper, or maybe something that breaks apart easily in water and fucks your phone
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>>739297759
someone is already on it lmao
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I'll be back in a day, then I'll see if you fags have accomplished anything.
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>>739297933
Making a twitter now.

>>739298032
Nigger where were you when the Iphone 6 came out?
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>they went with the retarded toaster idea
Kek, you dumb shits. Way to fuck up your own plan
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>>739298032
Also, fucking wait for new release
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>>739296435
This won't do much damage to the phone, think of something new.
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>>739298032
Make a fake competition that says if you manage to break your phone when bending you get a free upgrade
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>>739298080
see
>>739297657
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>>739298080
It's already working
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>>739297586
Microwaves worked because most people probably don't know how they work. Everyone has accidently burnt toast in a toaster.

Better idea: bending/flexing the case causes teh colour change. A bit like when you press an LCD screen.
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>>739296819
Lets say microwave/boiling water instead of toaster.
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>>739298185
It's not working until legit proof of fucked phones
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>>739298151
Are you retarded?
>extreme heat won't do that much damage
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pour battery acid inside charger port to triple battery life
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What if instead we said to point a magnifying glass at the back of the phone so the sun heat can make the phone color change
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>>739298232
Finally, someone with sense
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CbbWDcj join discord faggots, we are going for toaster
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toasters get up to 300f just in the center and 1200f touching the sides.
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its going according to plan
#iPride
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>>739298331
Everyone knows what magnifying glasses do
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Who the fuck is still talking about a toaster? We're doing my boiling water idea and the microwave idea would work too damnit
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>>739298355
You poor things
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>>739297099
Would have tried to sell something about the screen being indestructible, at best you might get the screen glass unglued with toaster level heat. Won't damage the phone significantly.
Maybe a throwproof phone? Looks like people are running with the toaster bullshit, so likely will fail hardcore.
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Penis
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>>739298072
Wasn't 6 and iOS8 the iWave? That went well.

iBend was a flop imho. Could be re-hashed.
Who the fuck would take the bait for charging your phone when flexing anyway.

This time sell it with *curved display*, *better than samsung edge*, *great for vr* or just for ar.
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>>739298464
You underestimate people's stupidity, apparently even your own.
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>>739298471
Literally the only good post in the thread
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Dunk it in Water. For 10 minutes and say that the iPhone 7 is waterproof
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What about the stove or what oven? Still covered, and maybe more believable.
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>>739298560
It is waterproof, you jackass
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>>739297586
Wave sounded legit, this toaster shit is low-brow.
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Making it affect the new iPhone 7s and iPhone 8 models rather than iOS 11 will be the most convincing and the best way to make normies waste a few hundred bucks.
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>>739298323
Yes, let me get some of the fucking battery acid I have laying around to pour into my phone.
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ITT: people don't realize the toaster plan is in motion, no matter how much they autistically cry
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>>739296624
I feel like the freezing one will be easier to get people to do. Will it properly fuck the device though?
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>>739297601
At best you might get some dumb nog who complains that it didn't work. Won't damage the phone much if at all.
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REMEMBER TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FROM THE DEFAULT MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>739298623
The only believable source of heat is a hair dryer. Fags should have been more patient with this plan instead of going off with the most retarded idea they could think of
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>>739298662
Oh. Shit.
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Just try to make the accounts seem as normal as possible (wholesome profile pic, maybe retweeting a few feminist shitposts)
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>>739297645
This is better than the toaster. Halfway believable.
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Who's this fag
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>>739298794
this. accounts with Pepe profile pictures are dead giveaways. if we're gonna do this, do it right!
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you autistic fucks
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Just put the phone in a thin plastic bag in boiling water. The plastic bag should melt and iphone goes into boiling water
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>>739298560
it is waterproof you cuckold. that was one of the key marketing points with it
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>>739298032
>>739298170
I like these ideas
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>>739297679
Solar charging! Sunlight damages LCD screens.
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>>739298739
Yea the whole 1200 degree sides part will barely scratch it
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>>739298726
most likely, no. The only thing that I could think that would fuck it up is that some water somehow condenses in it as it cools, shorting it, but it seems far-fetched.
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I'll see you guys tonight to laugh at you and your failed toaster plan. It's gonna be ironic that the iFags will have outsmarted you for once
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What if we get the normies to urinate on the phones? iUrine or some stupid shit like that. We could say pissing on your phones makes them turn yellow and get brother the more bright your piss is?
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>>739298918
Someone make a fake pregnancy test app
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>>739298918
You're more retarded than the iFags we're trying to fool
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>>739298848
That's on obviously op being a faggot as usual
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Dick
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>>739298848
Snitches get stitches
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iPhone user here. I received a screen capture image of this thread. Nice try guys. I'll be spreading the truth around.
You're off your game these days, /b/.
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Let's retweet the #ipride tweets to buzzfeed and Washingtonpost
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whats bout hydrochloric acid and a hot air fan for the different colours
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Fuck iPhones, how about Google Pixel? The normies with pixels haven't experienced shit from us yet so they won't notice us cumming in their asses.
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>>739299116
Kill yourself.
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>>739299116
The whitest of iKnights
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The internet is gonna laugh at us guys. You fucked up this time.
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>>739299116
I'm using an iPhone 4 but I just took a picture of my nob you gay fuck.
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>>739299106
No one snitched; your guys' toaster plan was mentally retarded
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>>739299138
do it
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>>739298232
THIS, YOU FAGS
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>>739299210
Truest of words
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Just here to say toaster won't work
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>>739299247
Oh, /b/. I'm embarrassed for you. I feel like all this will end up in a cringe thread.
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>>739299270
i wanted to go with the boiling water option
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>>739299116
gay
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People will beliave toaster thing as much as pornhub ads
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The only thing that needed more time in the oven was this half baked idea
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>>739299348
And people will care about the outcome as much too. Give it up
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Its gaining traction, we need more pictures of gay iphones
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>>739299348
>>739299414
>>739299270
Alright the iPride thing was a failure so whats next?
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>>739299348
>>739299470
people do actually fall for that dumb shit
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Fuck iPhones, lets go to fucking Google Pixel.
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>>739297092
How did you make that tie-dye effect? I've got my photo of an iPhone but my GIMPfu is weak.
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How about this someone make a video of them putting an iPhone 7 In so water then get some jump cables and metal rods in water hooked up to a battery and make it seem like it can charge super fast in the water.
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>>739299525
Whatever, as long as it doesn't involve another toaster
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OMFG
when autism hits next level
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It's already done.. Some retards just prematurely came and probably busted the entire thing. Well, everything can't be a win.
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>>739299525
clearly its summertime again.
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So are we doing boiling water too?
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>>739296209
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>>739299574
>electricity and water
Yeah man, everyone will surely buy that
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iWeight
Tire pressure
Body weight
Body fat
Weight everything with your iPhone
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>>739299629
This is not going to work unless we all fall behind one idea. I thought we settled on the toaster.
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>>739299525
Literally no one has this
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>>739299629
we're not doing boiling water. ignore autism.
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>>739296209
fags im good at photoshop ask me if you want something done
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>>739299592
>m-my idea was better guys you'll see
Embarrassing
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>>739299629
Nooooo
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>>739299470
this wont work, face it anon
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>>739299684
We already had a super strong phone spoof
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#IPirde it is?
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iPreg. Now Pregnancy test on your phone!
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>>739299724
More gay iPhones fast please. With the advertisement
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>>739299629
>are "" "" "we" "" '""
You ain't doin shit
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>>739299724
Do anything that resembles an apple ad
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>>739299629
>initiative
>not innovation
Retard
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We need a better idea guys. They won't believe a fucking toaster.
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fuck up the galaxy s8 next, that should be fun
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>>739299818
we all know
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>>739299761
Genius
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>>739299830
YES
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>>739299818
They believed microwaves
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didn't we say iPride is a new feature of IOS 11?
IOS 11 isn't even released yet so of course nobody's buying it
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>>739299498
Boost cell signal by taking magnet to SIM card
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>>739299713
No, only a couple of retarded faggots samefagged the idea over and over and went ahead with it because autism
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>>739299883
this is a good one
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>>739299761
4 the test you have to take a piss in the charging socket?
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>>739299761
HAHAHA people peeing on their iphones.

also every get on the discord if not already. CbbWDcj
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>>739299794
>Hurr durr stop thinking about 4chan as a group or a community. I am sorry you snowflake but let the rest of the people in the thread enjoy this while it lasts before we go back to our miserable lives you cocksucking fuckmuppet
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>>739299761
We could make a pregnancy test website where you pee on the screen and it tells you whether you're pregnant or not
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>>739299916
or just stick with /b/
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>>739298060
>those emojis
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>>739299916
No, discord is for gays.
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>>739299890
The samefagging is obvious, but the only other idea was dangerous hard-to-find chemicals. I like iPreg and iWeight though. Someone already jumped the gun with iPride on twitter though.
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>>739299861
ironically i'm using one right now, kek. best bet is try to fuck up the body of it, 95% of the exterior is fucking glass
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>>739298865
Yes but the seal likely won't hold up to boiling water, the inside isn't waterproof and this would lead to a good amount of damage.
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>>739298889
Damn. Another Idea that occurred to me, maybe we could convince them that coating their phone is Vaseline will waterproof it, so it can be used at the beach or in the shower.
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>>739300023
Ipreg sounds good
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>>739299883
This
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