sometimes you just draw what you draw. Not a sin.
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
>Not a sin.
>always wanted to try toon boom. tvpaint is pretty hard to use
Yo nigga toon boom is weird but once you get the hang of it it's so fucking comfy.
>CC animate most comfy
....are you disagreeing with me????
>I didn't say toom boon wasn't comfy just that there is a greater level of comfort to be experienced
I don't actually know what CC Animate is so lemmie just
>It's just Flash
Fucking explain yourself.
>Can't shut me down.
Ay you know EHGirl is thicker than that.
tf is your point, tho?
And the gore. Don't forget the gore.
He drew a picture of tea dog raping mandingo, who was cut in half in a hotdog suit.
Gimme a ref and I'll do you a proper smut bb
Cause ur socially awkward.
R u watching the fukin vid. U better b.
Make this boy more like the Swamp Thing
>He drew a picture of tea dog raping mandingo, who was cut in half in a hotdog suit.
B-bringing that up...-a-ay? I thought y-you said it wasn't a sin..to do these..things...ehe..eeeh
>Gimme a ref
Huh. All these years and I've...never actually made one..
>where's your proof?
It's common knowledge.
>You're no exception
Thats not what the conversation was about.
still requesting floating hands caressing/squeezing Shantae's belly to embarass her.
Anchor post in case that anon wakes up
>it took you 6 minutes to draw that?
Hey my old tablet broke and I need a new one but I am short on money I just wanted to get a opinion
is this a good tablet if not are there any better cheaper ones my limit is $40
>The newfags should know of all the rapes EHG did.
Hahahahahah FAKE NEEEWWWS EVERYBODY HAHAAHAH!!!
Requesting ninetails suffering from a wardrobe malfunction to reveal her breasts.
Maybe them being groped too
draw this girl very slutty like please
Oh baby. I don't need ANYONE to like me.
I just need to have fun.
It's not a sin, After all, we're just here to creatively vent, right?
If she was half your age when you were 6, that mean she is currently 67. If she is half of your age of 70 when you were 6, that would mean she is 99.
I'm just a sinner then I guess.
drawings cant go against divine law, you're both fucking idiots
>She just admitted to it without a moment's pause!!!
>Remember your latest rape?
>Which was Cancer-chan as a small rabbit?
Nah I'm pretty sure I've raped someone after that.
Aiight so look. If he is now 70, we can assume that what he means as "half my age" can refer to either himself at age '6', or as a look back to the age of 6 from age '70'. he never specified which age he was referring to to begin with. he only said "half my age"
Using this, we can formulate an idea as to what age his sister could be.
If she was half his age at the age of 6, that would mean she was 3 at that time. which would be normal 67 currently.
However, if we take the question to be a framed one(implying that he is referring to his current age instead of the 6 year old age)
That would mean she was 35 years old when he was only 6. this would sum to 99 at the end of it all.
n short, it can be either 67 or 99. but seeing as he never specified which age he was talking about. We dont know.
>Even if I point out the contradiction, she's already admitted to being terrible so it'll have no effect...
>What is...this power???????
how are you sure she isn't some benjamin button case where her age rate is exponentially decreased the older she gets? what stops her from being "half" age at every age?
What's wrong? Can you not say you are sinful with just as much confidence? Are you not free knowing you don't have to act clean and pure?
Free yourself from the expectations of others.
And just do you boo.
... Well fine. At least u kno where the green fire balls come from now.
Hhhh.. This wisdom.
Is this the part where you both start drawing fight scenes
Btw homie I just got up but I should probably ask is the stomach supposed to be chubby or still fit and slim and i still intend on trying but I've got some stuff to do so probs won't be back till later in the night if you miss it later feel free to ask next time you see me posting
>just have angry vengeful hate sex already
>Found the ancient IRC screencap of Mandingo admitting to crushing on EHG (the character) that she denied ever happened on my external HD
nah she a thot
Bitch. Watch the rest of the video. Bet u won't b talkin that good shit again nigga.
Oh absolutely. But I'm happy.
Yeah, I had a crush way long ago. Talent turns me on. It happens with artist and story tellers.
requestin her dressed as an aussie shitposter with australian flag in the background
>time to show and tell
>hat did you bring for show and tell this time little EHG?
No need, 'sides my external HD is hooked to my Wii now and I'm too lazy to fuck it up
>Didn't she harvest his semen to have his baby or something?
I don't remember it being that crazy. I think it was just some regular ol' hair cells.
>Oh absolutely. But I'm happy.
I still can't believe you used to be a virgin who didn't know what bepis was.
My god they grow up so fast.
this high school bullshit is lame, where all the requests at
the groping part was like optional right
>Used to be
I'm saving it for later, thank you.
wow its dark in here, seems like nobody has inhabited this building for some time
i cant stop now, i have to keep looking
wait... what's that over there? a glimmer of light...
Requesting Rukia doing something cute/cool with any pokemon in the album below
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
requesting one of these cathars fighting a wearwolf
Ok, but you're wrong. Read the statement as a whole.
In the bit of information we have, one of the statements we know says he is currently 70 years old.
Now here's the second statement (or the first). When he was 6, he has a sister half his age.
Nowhere in that sentence did he specify what age he was talking about (6 or 70).
As a whole, if read narratively, it would work out to the 70 being the number divided, not 6.
By, a linear feed of information , 6 would be the number divided instead, since it's the first bit of information given to be operated on and then the additive transition to 70.
Since we cant clearly understand what his frame of reference(whether he's going from 60 to 70, of if he was always at 70 but only looking back as a memory), we cannot get a clear answer.It's like the order of operations shit that everyone gets all out of whack over.
We are looking at it from a linear, outside frame. As far as I know, actually documenting her age begins the standard linear progression.So unless there is some sort of true time manipulation of her starting age and the way her age is documented, everything is as it should be.
there's like a fight in this one
what the fuck is this even supposed to be
there is nothing saying that her age is not half her brother's at any given time
what are you, stupid?
>Now here's the second statement (or the first). When he was 6, he has a sister half his age. Nowhere in that sentence did he specify what age he was talking about (6 or 70).
>When he was 6
>Nowhere in that sentence did he specify what age
>he was 6
I don't know what are you talking about
it didn't came out as slutty so i added some things because i felt bad
no probs bob!
Thanks. He's gud trained too.
I have two hours left. Do I do 4 episodes of Jerry Springer? Or u got a better idea?
>Still greentexting, Still not listening.
Just because he said how old he was back then doesn't mean that's how old he is now. If you remember back when you were 5, you don't magically turn 5 years old, you only remember it.
It can be interpreted both ways as half his current age (If we tie in his first statement with his second statement and interpret it as a whole.) or half his age at the age of 6 (If we take the first statement standalone).
It may or may not be happening, but it's safe to assume that it's not, From a realistic approach anyway.
>safe to assume its not
you're an idiot, it's litterally part of the question and the only identifier used to determine the sister's age.
sorry it's like super sketchy. i'm really sleepy i gotta go man
i would love but i'm too tired to go on. also how was i supposed to make someone look Australian tho
i am honestly surprised and flattered because i was pretty sure someone here would only know me from a month ago or something
I am, But I like to argue how different perspectives can change things since it's so damn crucial to getting a hold of the problem.
First off, Who the fuck do you know marks their age at half pace? because I wanna get in on that.
Second, it's not about the identifier itself, it's where to use it. As far as the question goes, any other crucial age modifiers would've been added if it were so crucial to figuring out the age.
He said he "HAD a sister half his age", with that we can conclude that she may no longer be half his age. Since he only mentions this instance once. Therefore, there is no modifcation as far as a curve in age.
Now the real question is what age he refers to. whether it be from a narrative "looking back, but still here" point of view, or a progressive"n year difference between the process and the result"
If you wanna try to get an idea of how i'm thinking about this, imagine a 70-year old man, thinking back to a time of his childhood. He can still refer to the present. Now it would be indisputable if he said "when I was 6, I has a sister half that age", since it directly refers back to age 6. but since he says half my age, it makes me think of his age at that very moment, his 70.
>also how was i supposed to make someone look Australian tho
something like this meme
>tfw iv seen most of the episodes of js on the site already.
They'll b back.
No, we don't know how old she is. she could be either 67 or 99 depending how we innterpreted the question.
>greentexting, but not paying attention.
read the structure as a whole instead of piecewise. You'll see what I mean if you look at it from a different standpoint.
i was sent here to do gods work, any requests need done?
It's more thicc practice.
And that ain't me kid. I got a lil beard.
Draw a thicc Roselia with her butt being poked
Something happen? My filter's going nuts.
Oh yeah, I gotta ask, you don't happen to have an E6 account by any chance do you?
Took me awhile to figure it out what was happening in that picture.
Why would I ever archive a picture as "wispen.png"? Unless I wanted to edit it or something idk.
Also hi, i did a drank.
>Also hi, i did a drank.
just draw for some repeat requester now and you achieved everything possible in this threads i could think of.
good job, girl!
>earth does not end on your coastlines, amerifag
It's past noon in the entire U.S. so don't blame us.
There is a sentence in past, and then is a sentence in present both divided by a period.
a set of words that is complete in itself, typically containing a subject and predicate, conveying a statement, question, exclamation, or command, and consisting of a main clause and sometimes one or more subordinate clauses.
What states the first sentence? You can do the homework
I.. don't really want to anon..
>Oh, and Kael is still such a puss
>To a human
>Such a cuck.
Omg I'm surprised no one has stabbed u yet, living like that. Jesus Christ. Fuking learn would u.
Contrary to popular belief, I didn't invent being a lazy piece of shit in threads.
I am a demon.
you've supported your claim, now disprove mine.
>Face it ehg, you hyped your self up too much in front of all the tier 1 artists
I haven't done anything like that in literal years dawg.
>threads are anti-scat now
I demand an apology for all the backlash I got for fucking with that poop bathing twink, Majik
You get one KEK COIN
>Mejic* but if it makes you feel better I never shit on you for that
It's fine, I just think it's pretty funny is all.
>who the h*ck is majik
Some poop fruit of the month poop furry.
This looked like it was going well until I zoomed out and... well I'm so sorry.
Well you got me with your irrefutable evidence. There's absolutely no way I've come here under a different filename.
I wish... (also hi i like your face)
Have I ever shaded my shit? (hah... literally)
I... whatever. This is /b/ what did I expect.
>hey anon! im pretty good today. work was fun and for the first time most of the pain from the accident stopped. just alot of scratches now.
>hope youre doing good too?!
I'm alright, kinda tired. Work get's a bit boring when I stare at a computer for a while.
It's great to hear the pain's almost gone!
you have been deliburd.
i usually like a challenge and or something kinda out there/odd
requests now open
Anon, who would lie on the internet? amaright?
>you are bad "A" reading comprehension
you're being hasty and not correctly disproving my point.
I understand that you think of it as being a simple collection of statement, and at first I would entirely agree with you. But keep in mind that unlike most other forums, Posts on this board are dialogue in nature, meaning that people type the way they speak. Fragments, run-ons, and all sorts of errors are present, but it still holds the envisionment of speech, not just reading. You can break together 2 sentences and still cross-reference them in speech (If you ever talk to someone casually, this is the concept i'm talking about). But, it's a lot more difficult to do so in a entirely subjective manner. A gross generalization on my part, but I intended to interpret said post as dialogue instead of just a subjective type.
nice my dude
>Draw EHGs demonic fortress
Swordbro pls go
Nuh. I'm used to being a straight dude around gays. We play hots together remember?
I don't hate gays, like u.
Excuse me, do you mind? I'm trying to be mad.
I could preach how I'm "not even mad" but we know how that'll go.
Well... not gonna say you're wrong. ;D I have shit taste in other areas.
to be honest i'm pretty sure wispen belongs to 4chan at this point.
nah pretty normal for the type of thread everyone wants lewds. it gets kinda boring after awhile to draw lewds after a bit imo but ill get to work on it
glad you dig it friendo!
you have to try harder then ... you can give up that easy. okay, maybe you can ...
>also hi i like your face
r-really? y-youre not saying such things to everyone, right?
i know that feeling ... when i have to work inside its the worst after lunch. i dont know how people can work all day infront of computers.
but we can do it ... tomorrow we already managed half of the week! yay!
i'll just get to the point
I am leaving for a while
i don't know when i will come back, and a large part of me hopes i never do.
I don't want to put up with being put down no matter what i do or how hard i try. I have my problems, but don't lie to yourselves, your "critique" isn't helping.
I am going to draw where i can improve, where i can have fun, where i can be happy with what i do. It has become clear to me that i can not do any of those things as long as i am here.
I'm using an Intuos Draw. It was £60. Pic is what I've been drawing.
I'd wait for EHG to comment about this, he knows all the cheap brands. huron or intoous is probably a better option for you.
This question seems to b coming up more often.
U should ask us wat program and wat brush we use next.
still pretty normal anon-chan, some good examples from the past ive gotten was
>a moutain licking a cloud
>big bird doing a slav squat wear a track suit
just sort of weird concepts that i can personally have fun with in the creation process but its ok i still love you <3
it no subtle or nuance,
it tasteless and lukewarm,
but it alright,
it reminds me of me beer! Which i like better.
But same beer more or less.
Teach me how to laff like you
I don't know why you tagged me but I wish you good luck in your endeavours.
I say it to everyone I feel I need to say it to.
You're not my mom watch meeeee
What do you mean? And I'm not going into personal life. For some reason the thread has already focus fired me.
I... I'm struggling to figure out what you're trying to tell me.
i bought my wacom intuos draw while it was on sale for 60
i am ashamed to admit i can actually jam out to this https://soundcloud.com/iamjemboy/ass-crossing
It's a difference in the starting thought process, I gave both possible outcomes, your outcome was one of them. I didn't say the one i gave was absolutely right, I said it was possible, BUT it depends on the context of how he is saying it. I said you were wrong because your only thought was to take the information as is, when it can be taken many different ways. This is my overall claim. It depends.
>The sentence fragment in the post replied here is a good example of the atmosphere in which i mean, and the thought process it can invoke.
I refuse. I'm trying to make a statement.
>I'm trying to make a statement.
>on the internet
>i know that feeling ... when i have to work inside its the worst after lunch. i dont know how people can work all day infront of computers.
I don't always work in front of a computer. The lab is missing a few people so they wanted me to help out.
>but we can do it ... tomorrow we already managed half of the week! yay!
True, but I just gotta get a good sleep schedule down. I have such a shit time trying to fall asleep.
I'm very confused about this... Enjoy your drink Sam
>You're not my mom watch meeeee
I wasn't giving you an order I was warning you about the despair this place brings to people.
Just ignore my little brother, he gets cranky when he doesn't get his 18 hour nap.
I thought your argument was well worded and back up thoroughly