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ITT: Dubs decides what I say

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: Dubs decides what I say
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>>739288966
Spread your hairy asshole and let me cum all in it you stupid cunt. REEEEEEEEEE
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>>739289050
Roll
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I need your thicc Mormon cock in me daddy
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>>739289221
roll
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>>739289050
roll
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I got kind of drunk and urinated in a water bottle last night. I woke up this morning and forgot. I thought it was Mountain Dew and drank a big gulp of it before I realized. Do you think I should call poison control center?
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>>739288966
Do you want to see me shove a sharpie up my ass?
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>>739289380
roll
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hey I don't know how to say this but I found cheese in my underwear and I think it's yours
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Send her this and caption it
"This is my fantasy, can you be my mommy >\\\\\<"
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>>739288966
Sorry but can you tell me what email do you see when you click my profile? My skype is kinda buggy
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Fuck me daddy i need your big throbbing cock
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>>739289552
Fucking reroll
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>>739289552
reroll
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>>739289050
roll
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>>739289380
roll
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>>739289744
dubs dubs dubs dubs
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>>739289380
rell
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>>739289380
>>739289744
Winrar
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Send this
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he thinks its serious
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>>739290095
Oh my god
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>>739290095
Niggers are a cancer to society. We need another Hitler to take them out.
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>>739290095
"cool thanks for the advice. Can I fuck you in the asshole?"
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>>739290095
Have you ever drank your own urine? You sound experienced.
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Huzzah, my faithful acquaintance. I will never forget this duty you have done to me.
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>>739290258
rerool
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Hey while we're sharing. Do you think I have a good dick bro? [Attach dick pic]
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also I blacked out and don't remember anything but my asshole kinda burns
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>>739290338
Reroll
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>>739290338
roll
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>>739290338
Rerolling
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>>739290274
Rr
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>>739290338
reroll
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>>739290338
Rerolloroney
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>>739290095
>WTF???
Why watches at 0$ ?
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>>739288966
It's probably a bot, you know.
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>>739290377
winrar
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>>739290338
This
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>>739290401
Roll
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>>739290338
Rerolling for this
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>>739290338
rrrrollllll
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waiting for a reply
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>>739290401
shut the fuck up that's totally not a scam
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>>739290338
wryroll
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I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.
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>>739290614
rool
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>>739290614
rerooll
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>>739290614
roll
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I want you to meet my fiancee
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>>739290614
reroll
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>>739290614
rerule
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>>739290614
rolly nolly
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>>739290554
Sorry I thought you were a trap.
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I voted for Trump
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>>739290614
roll x10
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>>739290274
Kek
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>>739290866
winrar
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Send this
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she's becoming self aware
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>>7392906
Roll
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>>739290614
roll
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>>739290095
>he
>>739291064
>she
Hmmm looks like op cant get his story straight lol!
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>>739291270
Its a he, second one was a typo
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>>739291064
It's never to early yo get drunk then add the drunk and beer emoji a bunch
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I'm not drunk I'm just depressed
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>>739291382
roll
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>>739291382
roll
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>>739291330
roll
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sometimes I drink my own genital fluids but I know that doesn't hurt our health because they do that all the time in porn videos, but I got scared with urine because I guess it was the first time lol anyway thanks
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>>739291441
reroll
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I wanna suck your cock
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Just shut up and send your nudes already.
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>>739291644
winwinwinwinwin
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>>739291644
Neat
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>>739291644
Yes!!!
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>>739291644
winner
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Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik

Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?

Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i [email protected] csguuuu

Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru

Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip

Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin

me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway

mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
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.
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*buys gcso*

me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss

mom: too bed u pley it

me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese

Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo

Calve: i forgot to add Chink.

me: tru im a chink boi

Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer

the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar
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Yefer I dropped the TV remote a few steps from my couch and asked my dad to pick it up, as he bent over and his huge pulpy ass graced my vision..huzzah! Ballsack exploded.
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>>739291441
reroll
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>>739291644
Winrar
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>>739291441
roll
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>>739291712
Yesterday*
Reroll
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>>739290614
roll
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>>739291698
rolling for this
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>>739291698
reroll
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>>739291698
Re roll
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>>739291698
reroll
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>>739291644
THIS IS STILL WINRAR
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>>739291644
op gonna deliver on this?
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Ya i am send them
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>>739290614
rollerooni
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I'm not joking, show me your cunt
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>>739291698
rrolllling
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>>739292172
Reroll
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forgive me father, for I have sinned. Its been RAWR XD since my last confession.
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>>739292266
WINIWNIWNWINWINin
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>>739292266
Winner!
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can you send me an image of your tuna canoe?
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>>739289050
Roll
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>>739292356
roll
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>>739292356
Role
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waiting
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But seriously lemme see that pink taco of yours.
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>>739292356
rolling
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>>739292356

roll
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>>739292356
rollll
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>>739292599
MOAR WIN
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eggs
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>>739292599
w i n r a r
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>>739292487
Rolling for this as well
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>>739292639
ROLL
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why not gender is a spectrum
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yeah I'm talking to the bitch now, haha yeah the one with the weird nose, anyway Jason i'll talk to you later, peace bro
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>>739292777
tripstrpspitg
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>>739292791
rollies
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>>739292777
winner
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>>739292791
reroll
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>>739292791
rolling for this
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Hey, i think i love you. My mom tell me we can officially have sexual relations in her room.
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>>739292791
lol rolling
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i think he's sick of our shit
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>>739292889
rollingaling
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Send me a pic of your nudes or I will kill you. This isn't a threat. Go ahead and call the police.
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>>739293017

Re roll for this
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buy me a doujin so I can jack off to it in public
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Just show it to me bbyg or I'll blown your brains out.
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>>739293064
roll
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>>739293017

Roll!
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>>739292967
fuck me until im silly
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I might want to cut you a bit....suck on your blood lol
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>>739292889
roll
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I think I've had a few too many of Mr. Graham's crackers.
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I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
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dress up like my dad and tell me you are proud of me daddy
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winrar
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Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again
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>>739293311
Winrar
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"http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/739288966"
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OP HERE
THREAD DEAD
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>>739288966
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>>739288966
Ask your mom if I can come over to tongue punch her fart box, thanks love xoxoxo
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>>739293731
god dammit
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>>739290614
roll
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>>739292791
roll
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>>739293731
Kek
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>>739292791
roll
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>>739292791
roll and then follow up with 'oh shit, wrong person.'
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