Spread your hairy asshole and let me cum all in it you stupid cunt. REEEEEEEEEE
I got kind of drunk and urinated in a water bottle last night. I woke up this morning and forgot. I thought it was Mountain Dew and drank a big gulp of it before I realized. Do you think I should call poison control center?
Send her this and caption it
"This is my fantasy, can you be my mommy >\\\\\<"
I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.
I want you to meet my fiancee
sometimes I drink my own genital fluids but I know that doesn't hurt our health because they do that all the time in porn videos, but I got scared with urine because I guess it was the first time lol anyway thanks
Me: CS:GO is on sale for $8.50 mama please b0ss i suk yo dik
Mom: What I already bought you CS:GO last year, the fuck?
Me: I got overwatch banned pplllls b0ss i [email protected] csguuuu
Mom: wtf now you want overwtach f u bru
Me: oh no well yea i do but too muc $$ so rip
Mom: that csgu is cuming ouuut of yoir collig tutin
me: dunt matter csgo > colgate anyway
mom: WAT! WAT YOU SAI TO ME BIC BOI NO CSGO FOR YOU NO POKEMON GO FOR YOU NO FOOD-TO-GO FOR YOU BIC BOI
me: ma this is Chinese bootleg of csgo pllelesss
mom: too bed u pley it
me: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) y it so bad... it's made by Calve is the C for Chinese
Calve: no the C means "shut the fuck up and play it"
me: theres nothing in that sentence that represents C you illiterate Chinese company wannabe-volvo
Calve: i forgot to add Chink.
me: tru im a chink boi
Mom: yea you are fgt now pley and get chinese skins so i pay for new cer
the end. ps she really did get that new car #fromsanddunetocar
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again