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Why do Americans say 'like' all the time, sometimes

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Why do Americans say 'like' all the time, sometimes even several times in one sentence?

What do you Americans that don't have this horrible habit think about your peers?

Is this due to all the fat?
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I think if I spent my free time thinking about Europeans so much that I had to visit their websites and insult them, I would be really depressed.
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>>739275888
>>739276060
Fucking rekt, holy shit
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>>739276060
Well, damn that's rude. Look I get it that OP is a cock sucking faggot but do you really have to use the D card?
Depression isn't a joke and it's the main reason OP likes nigger shit all over his tranny whacker.
Seriously, use your brain moran, everyone hates OP not only because he hates himself but because he's a retarded nigger.
Grow up.
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>>739275888
Oui, no?
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>>739275888
Desu desu
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>>739275888
I'm like totally like oh em gee like, you know? Like...
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>>739276060
>>739276302
samefagging this hard
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>>739276060
Boom roasted
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>>739275888
Every country has the same kind of people. They just use different words.

"Like" just replaced "um" for a lot of people.
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>>739276060
>literally thinking about europeans
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>>739277429
>Every country has the same kind of people
No, we don't have pic related.
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>>739276060
>their websites
isn't 4chan a site of all Anglosphere, you asshole?
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>>739275888

It's okay. We know American English is hard to learn where you come from.
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>>739277546
But you do thou stop lyin.
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>>739277903
No we don't? Even if there is 1 person as fat as pic related in the entire country, it's not a common sight as it is in murica.
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>>739277987
>>739278024
Ok but 'murica is still not as bad as some places~
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>>739276060
>>739276302
>>739277259
>>739277740
>proud to be ignorant
only in america
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>>739278232
think again
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>>739278318
I'm gonna have a meatball marinara sub for lunch. Footlong. 'Cus I like all 12 inches.

Then after work I'm going to go home and fuck my nazi girlfriend.

Have fun eating the side of a grassy hill for lunch and debating the merits of gender fluidity with your "theyfriend"
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>>739278361
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>>739278464
will do tubby
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Only the retarded ones.

>inb4: All Americans are retarded
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>>739278361
dont see the problem here. theyre trying to lose weight and be healthier. and youre mocking them for it? i get you got tons of friends.
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>>739278531
All Americans are retarded
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>>739278318
Thats only obese not morbidly obese or overweight.
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>>739278576
They are elephant sized. Losing weight is fine, waiting THAT long is ameridumb.
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>>739278597
Yeah.
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>>739275888
>Why do Americans say 'like' all the time, sometimes even several times in one sentence?
It is a either garbage filler word similar to "uh" / "um", or it is a semi-reagional speach pattern attributed to dumb ass bitches from California.
>What do you Americans that don't have this horrible habit think about your peers?
Depends on the situation and how frequently it is used. Most of the time it is the first version and just a sign that the person was caught off guard in conversation or they are awkward in social situations. As for *like* the cali girl uses of *like* the word like.... it is just fucking obnoxious and all those people need to stop, they all sound retarded and nobody likes them.
>Is this due to all the fat?
Like, image related XDDDDdD
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>>739278646
dude. real talk, why you got this much hate in you. why you hate fat people so much? americans so much? did some fat american come to your country and slampig your crush because you were too busy posting fat/american hate threads on /b/?

or do you have like diabetes and youre pissed you can never eat dulce de leche?
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I picked up the habit from my peers and I am very aware of it. It annoys the hell out of me.
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>>739278576
>after their """fitness""" session
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>>739276060
Because of all the fat in your head and all that sugar in your brain
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>>739278734
>hate
>hate
>hate
lolwat? I have no hate in me, I just laugh at their pathetic existence, they chose to be this way. Why are you crying? Are you a fatty as well?
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>>739278734
stay tubby lad
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>>739278813
>they chose to be this way
They then realized their mistake, granted it was very late, and now they are trying to fix the problem.
What they are doing is probably no easy task, tell anybody on their first day to the gym to wear a 400lb vest and then get on a treadmill. These people have some serious determination.

Stick to making fun of the people in their lazy fucking scooters, those assholes deserve it, not the ones at the gym trying to get better.

You wouldn't go to an alcoholics recovery meeting to make fun of them for drinking too much in the past.
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>>739279259
>implying the ridicule they must/should face every day isn't the thing driving them to do something about it
If anything I'm helping them
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>>739276060
You spent your free time on /b, that's not depressing enough?
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>>739279259
>being that fat
>1 day in the gym
>such determination guise, pls no bully
kek
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>>739278970
>ha ha, we have been around longer than you
Thanks captain obvious, I had no idea that existing for thousands of years longer than someone else means that you would have more history.
As for culture, here in America it was founded by Europe so we started with your culture, then we borrowed a bit from every group that came here. We dont nessesarely have a culture all to our own (unless you count the natives) but the environment of all the different cultures of people mixing together is somewhat unique.
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>>739279894
>We dont nessesarely have a culture all to our own
That's the point dimwit.
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>>739278597
The thing is that United States citizens (America is a continent, US is the country) doesn't even realise that are the joke of the world, his ego is so great that is comparable with their fatty asses.
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>>739278318
> korea, japan
No wonder white guys love Asian chicks.
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>>739279719
If they keep going back they have determination
If they give up they a pice of shit failures who deserve ridicule
>>739279445
When they are working out you should inspire them, reinforce the behavior with good feelings. Make fun of them when they stop or start eating unhealthy again
You dont shove a dog's nose in shit when it does what you say.
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>>739280196
Hey, asian chicks are the best (at least the cutests)
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>>739280259
This pic speaks volumes
You walk into any store or restaurant and at least half the people are fat as fuck. Sometimes I wonder how their body can hold their own weight.
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>>739279978
So? America is basicly just the place people go when they are pissed off at their country. Each one brings with them the best parts of their culture. America is basicly the most lit cultural mixtape the world has ever created.
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>>739279978
Being fair all cultures adquiere things of others, just that US culture is a bit... you know
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Mate, they say it in your island too, you just don't hear it over the salat-al-fajr.
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>>739280270
>you should inspire them
Not being a fat fuck like them should be inspiration enough. I have no sympathy for them, they are a mockery of the human species and deserve to be treated as such. Boohoo they're trying, they should've done so about 100kg ago.
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>>739280445
Awesome?
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>>739280441
>Each one brings with them the best parts of their culture.
kek
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>>739280480
>the european immigrant meme
meanwhile in your average american school
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>>739275888
Not just americans, irish teens aswell
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>>739278597
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>>739280570
>a bunch of friends standing around for a picture
>this is bad
>???
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>>739280720
trump is such a fucking autist
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>>739280726
>niggers chimping
>these are perfectly fine americans
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>>739276060
>people from other countries should stay out of our business
>invades another country for the billionth time
maybe if you didn't poke your nose in everybody else's business for the last 150+ years, maybe we wouldn't have that much of a problem with you.
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>>739280570
>blacks
Wow you chose the one group that didn't come here by choice, the ones that we whipped the affrican culture out of. Great example anon.
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>>739278576
>tons of friends.
literally.
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>>739280818
That's an insult to real autists!
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>>739276302
>>739281103
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>>739281197
uhuh
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>>739278318
>all the skinnest countries just said their weight, they werent actually measured

In the richest motherfucker in the world. You dont need my evidence cause I told you it was true
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>>739280513
>they should've done so about 100kg ago.
Better late than never
I would also love to see you try to train an animal by constantly giving it negative reinforcement at all times, even when it is doing things right. Even if you dont like them, just leave them alone when the whales are doing something they should.
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>>739281547
I love how you keep comparing the american human brain to that of an animal. You're probably not far off.
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>>739281197
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>>739281364
>illegal alien mexican gangs
Wow, what an amazing pick
You managed to choose a group that arn't even citizens here
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>>739281756
You can find some great shit inside the various chinatowns, also they are a blast durring the Chinese new years
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>>739281781
But they are civilians. America is literally a melting pot, no other western country has as many non whites as the cucked states of america.
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>>739280720
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>>739275888
I can't stand the habit. I think it's a shortcut from thought. A space-filler, a kind of socially acceptable brain fart due to the fact that these monkeys-wearing-pants can't enunciate their thoughts.
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>>739281941
The whole problem with gangs in the US is mostly because we are a rich country stiiting next to some poor as fuck neighbors who are jampacked with drug cartels that want to sell to us (the people with money)
Canada isnt poor, when was the last time you heard about Canadian gangs invading the US.

Either way, crime syndicates are not a part of their culture, they only exist because they are poor and we are not.
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>>739281547
I understand what you're saying, but at some point you should lose your status as a human being. These whales lost that status long ago. They don't deserve respect, nor should they be treated as humans anymore, they gave up that right in favor of shoving burgers down their throats.
Since you seem obsessed with silly comparisons, it's like saying don't jail the serial killer, he said he would stop, yes he made mistakes, but he wants to do better now.
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It like totally dude bro sewing machine.
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>>739282376
>The whole problem with gangs in the US is because we are mostly a rich country
Kek, gangs form because of poverty dumbass. No other country in the west has as many homeless people as the poor states of america.
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>>739275888
Every country has that sort of shit. Why don't you like just drink your tea first
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>>739275888
It's because of poor education. Americans butcher the English language. Just look at how they use the word 'literally', even though there's a perfectly acceptable word for what they mean to say. (for all the ameritards wondering: figuratively)
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>>739277582
No.
The ENTIRE internet used to be 99.99% American, and the parts that weren't were for our amusement, like cams at the Strait of Malacca.
We're still the default, especially on domains like com.xx or whatever you use.
Asshole.
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