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g'morning anon. i hope u slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
i hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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>>739273994
I am not a nigger
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>>739274071
congrats.
what are you?
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life isn't so bad.
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>>739273994
No scat gifs please. These are good threads, don't soil them anon.
>>739274071
Valid.
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>>739275184
good feedback.
g'morning
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i have stuff to do today.
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>>739276148
like what?
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>>739273994
I have a beautiful wife and 7 kids.
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>>739273994
Girl name?


No reason to an hero.
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>>739277623
morning catholic bro.
>>739277690
glad u won't hero.
don't know name.
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>>739277919
Is it Lena Paul?
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>>739277919
Morning. What's on your plate for today?
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I am too lazy to kill myself, that's the only reason.
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>>739278782
idk
>>739279122
not much man. it's a lazy day.
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>>739279640
We all need those every once in a while.
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>>739279873
what about you? tending the garden today?
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>>739279931
Nope, I have work.
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>>739280022
what do you do, catholic bro?
nice dub-a-dubs.
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>>739280326
I'm an astronomy researcher.
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>>739273994
y dont u tell us why u wont kill urself to day?
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>>739273994
Because I don't want to
Feelsgoodman
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>>739273994
GOOD MORNING BROTHER

I will not bec. I am slightly afraid to die, and because you cannot masturbate in heaven or hell or limbo or wherever the fuck Im going
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i still wanna get some puss before i die
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>>739273994
because i already did it
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>>739273994
Because I have too much shit going on to die, and because I know exactly HOW I'm going to die already. Saw it in a dream, and I have 84 years left.
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>>739280392
that's cool.
do you ahve a big telescope? (obligatory no sexual innuendo meant statement).
>>739280398
no reason to.
I'm usually happy during the day. Its later on at night when I feel like death is escape.
>>739280521
that's good you dont' wanna.
>>739280532
good point brother.
stay well.
>>739280534
g'luck on your puss quest.
>>739280623
how r u posting?
>>739280676
how will u die?
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Because I'm not an hero that this city needs right now.
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>>739280796
At home. I work in an office, no observatory, I'm more a professor. Theoretical data analysis.
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>>739280796
what is death an escape from in this case?
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>>739273994
Hello again, I have a dentist appointment, I already said that in one thread.
Once I'm done with the dentist I would strongly consider suicide
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>>739273994
Because I've got the full 1080p video of this scene to jerk off to tonight. Along with much more excellent porn
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>>739281152
y go to dentist then die? I dont understand....
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>>739281274
Because I am too socially anxious to cancel my appointment
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>>739280912
cool. what's happening in exciting in space these days that we know about?
>>739281152
i hope u have a good dentist appt.
>>739281262
congrats.
>>739281322
great dubs.
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>>739281387
Nothing too massive.
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>>739281322
sux my man... u tried taking acid?
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>>739281387
We're waiting for something big, nothing earth-shattering has happened yet.
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>>739281694
I tried benzodiazepines, antidepressants, anticonvulsants, beta-blockers.

The only thing that worked was Klonopin but I don't have any insurance yet and I can't get it.
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>>739281559
i saw an article on reddit about some satelite we sent out that will hit the kuniper belt soon. It was an interesting artical.
>>739281836
i hope they work.
yes try acid or psycho drug like anon suggested.
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>>739281991
It'll be interesting to see what New Horizons can tell us about the outer Kuiper Belt.
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>>739281836
I dont know u at all... but if your decently stable and open to trying a psychedelic I think it would help u
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>>739282288
duba-dubs again.
u really are blessed.
What do you think we'll find in the Kuniper belt, if you had to guess?
>>739282320
this.
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>>739282558
Rocks. Some of those rocks will have water. That's really all I think is out there.
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>>739282558
do u take or have u taken psychedelics before?

stories pls if u have! thx
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>>739282625
do you think we are trully alone in the universe?
>>739282691
I did some 'shrooms' a few times on a trip to amsterdam.
It was a great experience.
I one day would like to try some real acid, or peyote, basically something harder.
But when I do I want someone with me like a trip-babysitter in case i try to do something dumb like think I can top a truck with my bare hands.
The biggest thing I found about my shroom experience was it made me very emotional and talky. Like I felt feelings x10.
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>>739282905
As a man of science, I would say no. As a man of faith, I honestly have no idea. Guess I can't really answer.
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>>739282905
psychedelics are the most interesting thing in the world i think. U should definitely try dmt if u want to tre something "harder". but good idea to have somebody with u if u wanna take a dose above 150 mq "real" lsd
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>>739283093
s. hawking said if we aliens ever come here, we should be afraid
>>739283153
i want to experience hallucination one time, like i wanna see pink elephants flying in the skies.
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>>739283481
To be perfectly honest, I think it is aliens that are afraid of us. Our corrupted souls are capable of unspeakable violence. If aliens exist, they're likely behind us in technology. I believe that we are the alien invaders to the rest of the galaxy.
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>>739283975
yeah, aliens probably just secretly watch us, for how stupid we are.
>>739284582
thanks.
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>>739285074
I think we're the alien bogeyman. That is my honest opinion as an astronomer.
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>>739285203
alien bogeyman, what do you mean?
aliens tell their alien kids to be good, or the human under the bed will get you?
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>>739285748
pretty much. We're monsters.
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Might be getting into a new job this week. If I don't get it then death is a strong option...
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>>739285898
i agree with you.
what do you think could raise humanity above monster status?
>>739286088
dubs of luck.
you'll get that job.
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>>739285898
no.
we're the niggers of space
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>>739286407
Thanks anon. The luck is needed
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>>739286407
For one, stop killing one another in war. If one has the capacity to destroy beings it is attached with, then no one is safe.
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>>739286584
i agree with this.
what else?
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>>739287016
Stop dividing ourselves based on arbitrary borders determined by violence.
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Now you ask OP, maybe.
Work hard everyday and keep failing, whats the point.
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>>739287277
nice dubs
nice inspiration.
good advice.
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Gonna fuck my neighbor's wife.
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>>739288296
cool.
what does your neighbor think of that?
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>tumblr filenames
you have to go back
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