Has anyone here ever fucked a trap irl? What was it like vs a

I wish. A trap like Holly Parker would be perfect.

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>>739270755
Or Sarina Valentina

We're all virgins OP, quit asking

>>739270899
Yeah, Sarina is hot. I love how pale her skin is. I tend to prefer girls/traps really skinny though.

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OP, you shoul ask "has anyone here ever fuck a boy"? Its not a girl, you dont fuck a "boy pussy", you fuck a shitty asshole, remember it.

Smells like balls.... No pussy. 3/10

>>739270603
i fucked a ladyboy 3 weeks ago. it was fucking awful. really regret it. at least i know now im not gay though

>>739271337
So you never fucked a girl in the ass? Or is that too icky for you?

A butthole is a butthole.

>>739271407
What was so bad about it?

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>>739270603
Kys
>>739271407
Seriously kys

does getting fucked by one count?

>>739271446
Yeah, i dont like playing with shit.
And if i fuck girl in ass, she has a pussy, not fucking dick. That's the difference, and yes dick is icky for me, cause im not like fucking a dude, who just look like girl.

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>>739271484
(((she))) had massive tits and gave great head but the anal was fucking awful just felt numb. it has nothing on the feeling of sliding your dick into a nice wet pussy. also the sight of her flacid penis flapping around was savage.

1/10 would not recommend to a friend

It all depends on the trap. Some are really cool like a lady and it's all the same. Then u have sketched out and twisted people who haven't made the change right and it's really gross... Just like a woman, she can smell be nasty and fucking ruin everything. Or be amazing and fun and make u feel like a king while giving head( and not feel gay for liking it)

>>739271607
There is no shit coming out of the ass unless they are some dumpster bitch.

>>739270603
No. Unless you fucked a girl in the ass, it would be nothing like fucking a real girl.

>>739271627
>also the sight of her flacid penis flapping around was savage.
holy fuck my sides

>>739271683
you are sick

>>739271627
Do you not like anal with females either?

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>>739271223
Fuck off!

>>739270603
Gay, it would be gay compared to fucking a girl

>>739271778
it's ok but pussy is just so much better

>>739270603
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>>739271787
>interracial
Drink bleach, faggot.

>>739271711
This only proves you've never done it, there's always shit unless she had an enema.

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>>739271711
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking virgin nerd XDDDDD

>>739271935
It just proves you only fuck trash teir bitches. I have fucked several girls in the ass and never had any shit on my dick.

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>>739272029
Yeah keep that damage control up faggot you know I'm right.

>>739272029
i've pissed in hundreds of girls asses and i always get shit on my dick

>>739272029
You must do a strong levative, because you ALWAYS will have shit in your ass, stupid cunt.

>>739272013
I fuck ass and I eat ass, I never get any shit. Start fucking cleaner girls and you won't have that problem.

>>739272141
You literally don't know wtf you are talking about

>>739271926
At least im not in my thirties living at home jerking off to girls who would never want to procreate with you in any manner. Go fuck yourself into ya sock neck beard.

>>739272188
HAHAHA, YOU EAT SHIT
AHAHAHAHA

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>>739271711
>>739272029
>>739272188
Samefagging hard

>>739272106
Maybe you are right about skanks you have been fucking. Sorry but my girls take bathes.

>>739272263
>girls
>procreate
IT'S A FUCKING MAN FOR FUCK SAKE

I have some photos :
http://casualient.com/WNU

>>739272266
I eat ass. Btw you may want to try it, I have fucked serval married women because I do stuff their husband won't.

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God has led me to this path, tainted and reeking of the stench of degenerates and infidels.

>>739272439
and then you wake up

Gf and I are dating one. Sex is pretty great but she's not as freaky as I would like.

In all honesty I really just need some sissy to cage. Come over, dress up, do depraved shit with, etc etc. But all the local ones I've talked with are unattractive or off the deep end.

>>739272248
i guess you dont nothing about biology, im right?
You know in your large intestine, are undigested food/poop elements? In other way, in your anus are always a shit fragments. It sad, buts its true.

>>739272656
>she
just stop it

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>>739272433

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To your Swords brothers!
Defend the Holy Board!

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O Mother of Salvation, I ask you to intercede on my behalf as I plead for God’s Love. Fill my soul, an empty vessel, with the Love of God, so that when it is overflowing, it will spill over the souls for whom I struggle to show compassion.

By the Power of God, I ask that I am freed from any feelings of hatred I may harbor for those who betray your Son.

Humble me in spirit and fill me with generosity of soul so that I can follow the Teachings of Christ and spread His Love into every part of my life. Amen.

>>739270603
aids

>>739272733
Gender is a social construct.

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>>739272656
>SHE

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"O dear Jesus, release those souls who are slaves to false gods and Satan. Help us through our prayers to bring them relief from the pain of possession. Open the gates of their prison and show them the path to the Kingdom of God, before they are taken hostage by Satan into the abyss of Hell. We beg You, Jesus, to cover these souls with the Power of the Holy Spirit, so they will seek out the Truth and help them to find the courage to turn their backs on the snares and wickedness of the devil. Amen."

>>739272853
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>739271711
>>739272029
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>>739272439
Stop samefagging and remember that your cumsock is not a real woman.

>>739272644
Keep telling yourself that

>>739270603
You have to be with a trap who is not only into the look but also the hygiene, and not just the ass. Make sure """she""" properly bathes, uses body lotions, strong deodorant, perfume, etc.
If that doesn't happen, you'll be in the middle of sweaty fucking and start catching whiffs of man funk. Boner is either kill, or you bust a very shameful nut.

>>739270603
Stop traps now

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we /crusading/ now boys

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>>739272938
ohhh, dont be mad. Imagine is a good thing!

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>>739273111
there's literally nothing gay about fucking a trap you fucking jew

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>>739272389
aids

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>>739272611
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>>739272839
>>739272891
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>>739272928
>>739272964

>>739272699
There is no shit stored in the anus. There are no random nuggets hanging around in there. Maybe there is some residue but not much.

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>>739273148
How long has Satan been whispering these ideas into your head?

>>739272987
Oldfags would never lower themselves to such spergout episodes.
Which makes you an obvious newfriend

>>739273070
*autistic screeching*

>>739273156
condoms

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>>739273254
>actually feeling something

>>739273129
Lol yeah girls hate guys who are adventurous and kinky in bed. Don't be mad because you are having boring sex.

>>739270603
Yes and No.
I once met a "girl" at a bar and we went back to a friends place for late night drinks along with some other people.
At some point she indicated she wanted to make out with me but I was not into her.
Later on I crashed in the spare room. She got in bed with me and we fooled around. I freaked out when I realized she had a dick bigger than mine. She ended up sleeping on the couch.
Later in the morning, after my friend had left for work, she and I were alone in the apartment. She apologized for the misunderstanding. We chatted for a while then she offered me a blow-job

>It was the best BJ I have ever had.

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>>739273297
he's still going at it holy shit

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>>739273148
>being a trap
>calling someone a Jew
A Trap Neo Nazi?
This has to be a Demon!
Slay the beast!

>>739273320
Dude...i would not take a "Load" of that guy, if I were you

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>>739273179
You are autistic, or just stupid? You want tell me, doctors are wrong, cause random guy on 4chan told me its not true?

OK, im trust you.

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>>739273342
He is not a trap, but one who "enjoys their company". He is probably a /pol/ tard in denial about his trap delusion.

>>739273297
boring sex = no shit in your opinion?
Interesting.

>>739273433
>me every 5 minutes

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O Mother of God, Immaculate Heart of Mary, Mother of Salvation, pray that we remain loyal to the True Word of God at all times. Prepare us to defend the Faith, to uphold the Truth and to reject heresy.

Protect all your children in times of hardship and give each of us the Graces to be courageous when we are challenged to reject the Truth and renounce your Son.

Pray, Holy Mother of God, that we are given the Divine Intervention to remain Christians, in accordance with the Holy Word of God. Amen.

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>>739273404
>le funny newfriend :^)

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>>739273443
Get this Man a sword, an honorable death he will still get!
>>739273493
Reason enough to burn him.
Rid his souls from the demons and purify it!

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>>739273609

*blocks your path*

nothing personal kid

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>>739273638
forgot pic

>>739273603
>gives you practical advice
>call him new
Severe mental illness accompanied by sexual inadequacy and low self-esteem.

>>739273638
SOMEONE IS MAD XDDDD

DEUS VULT! Deus vult omnes homines salvos fieri!

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>>739273638
>*blocks your path*
>nothing personal kid

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>>739273688
>keeping up the summer jokes

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>>739273662
BEGONE FOUL CREATURE! O my Jesus, help me, in my time of great distress. Hold me in Your Arms and take me into the Refuge of Your Heart. Wipe away my tears. Calm my resolve. Lift my spirits and fill me with Your Peace. Please grant me this special request: remove the traps and Saracens from the Holy Board. Come to my aid, so that my request is answered and that my life can become peaceful and in union with You, dear Lord. If my request cannot be granted, then fill me with the Grace to accept that Your Holy Will is for the good of my soul and that I will remain faithful to Your Word, forever, with a kind and gracious heart. Amen.

>>739273461
>>739273461
The fact is that feces is only temporarily stored in the anal canal and rectum until just before release. Otherwise it is stored further up in the colon.

So unless there is a need to pass feces, there isn't normally anything in there

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>>739273711

*sits on your face*

no homo kid

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>>739273931
not very likely to happen

>>739273996
Whelp.
Reinstalling New Vegas brb

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>>739273996
Ave, true to Caesar

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>>739273880
Dear god please heal this creature for his sinfull thoughts and show him the way of light

DEUS VULT

>>739274050
Why would you ever uninstall it?

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>>739274050
>>739274062

>>739274077
40k is for the furries, not the traps

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>>739270603
>vs a normal girl?
>implying a trap is a girl at all
Kill yourself please

>>739273931
she looks hot

>>739271926
>interracial
>implying trannies can procreate

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>>739274143
God has given this man great intelligence.

>>739274062
>unironically liking 40k
>not inherently sinful and degenerate

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>>739274175
>"she"

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>>739274175
>she

guaranteed replies

>>739271787
Oh, come on. He's just tryna troll a little bit. No harm in that.

>>739273519
I don't know why you are holding on to the shit thing, you make it sound like if you touch an asshole it sprays diarrhea all over the room. I think you are a little nigger that probably does the same boring shit every time. Any girlfriend you have ever had probably couldn't wait for you to cum so it would be over. You don't want to duck or eat ass? Fine. But I will, and I will keep eating out the ass and cummin in women while their cucked husbands sit at home.

>>739274406
found the virgin

>>739270603
>Has anyone here ever fucked a trap irl?
Yes, several.
>What was it like vs a normal girl?
Generally, they give better blow jobs but you can't fuck them as hard. Plus, I will eat girl pussy and ass, but not trap ass.

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>>739274475
Get the Cross!

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>>739274564
>roleplaying as a faggot crusader on a Filipino amateur fingerbox enthusiast forum

>>739274870
roleplay?
What kind of lies has Satan told you?
maybe we should torture him for the truth?

>>739271627
Her flopping dick should have been the best part m8

>>739275636
Pics or didnt happen

>>739275530
>Her
Kill yourself

>>739275636
Why would you sink so low?

>>739275701
guess it didnt happen then, not posting her on 4chan

>>739276248
>her

>>739270603
Yes. I've had several hundred women, and a few traps that were highly passable (three, I think).

The traps were fun. Personality has a lot to do with it. The biggest problem is that their whole life revolves around their sexual identity, so you get some serious psychosis there. But at a no-rules toga party... meh, whatever.

I love to female figure. Only a few ladyboys have ever really turned me on, so whatever.

Anyway, as long as you and whoever you are with are into each other and willing to do what the other needs, go for it. Just don't be an asshole -- in any area of your life.

>>739277841
>enabling traps
Kill yourself

>>739277891
Not even a good try there.
0/10

>>739277938
I'm sorry you are so desperate to get laid you'll resort to trannies, anon. My condolences.

>>739278084
Keep digging!
0.5/10