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For the love of God, how do I get out of the Friendzone? >inb4

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For the love of God, how do I get out of the Friendzone?

>inb4 give up
If your solution is to cut her out of my life, you aren't providing a solution that results in her becoming my girlfriend and are you are just merely advocating quitting, which isn't a real solution that gets me what I want.
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Not any given girl will want to date you. There is no "escaping the friendzone". She's just not into you. Fuck off and stop stalking this poor girl.
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>>739261228
show her your wiener tickle your balls in front of her
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>>739261228

you dont. have some dignity for yourself and move on
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>>739261228

you cant make someone love you

abort abort abort
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you give up with the girl, she's clearly not attracted. If some disgusting landwhale kept wanting to date you, would you?
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>>739261228
Four words...
"Do you wanna fuck?"
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Watch Groundhog Day 5 times in a row.

You'll eventually get that the reason she's not interested is because you don't have any other friends willing to vouch for your character.
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>>739261228
Dude. Maintain that friendzone.


She's not for you. She does not see you that way.


However, she sure shows other women that you're "ok." You can maintain a conversation, you're not a creepo with no friends.

That bitch is your springboard, use her.
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>>739261228
HOW TO TRY TO ESCAPE FROM THE FRIENDZONE 101 :
- Be strong
- Be independent
- You must show her that you're not obsessed about her
- You must show her that you are able to socialize with other girls
- Have a clean face
- Wear correct clothes

It will not make her fall in love with you BUT a curiosity can be created
If she think you're ugly well..
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>>739261319
basically this.
It's not just about what you want. She probably wants you to leave her alone
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>>739261319
>>739261337
>>739261341
>>739261393
>>739261428

Just because YOU couldn't figure out how to do it, doesn't mean there isn't a way. I won't give up.

You don't now how to make it happen and your are only discouraging me because you fear that if I succeed where you failed, my success will only emphasize the fact that you gave up too easily and could have had the girl of your dreams if only you were not too weak to persevere.
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>>739261228
Am i on 9fag?
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By saying there is a friendzone its already to late for you thats an excuse therefore only course of action is either kys or stop thinking friendzone and make approaches till you are either shotdown or accepted personally i hope upu choose route one.
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>>739261574
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>>739261898
lol
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>>739261898

The only solution is to get her drunk and wait for her to pass out.
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>>739261638
>However, she sure shows other women that you're "ok." You can maintain a conversation, you're not a creepo with no friends.

READ MOTHERFUCKER.
The road you're heading down, that whiny, stalker-ish type, it'll make you the sad fuck that women run away from. She is not for you.
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>>739261963
The friendzone is a modern euphemism for unrequited love. If you're asserting that unrequited love isn't real, you're being ridiculous.
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>>739261898
Kill yourself you stalker faggot. She doesn't like you. In fact, you probably scare her. This isn't a video game where you can get her affection meter up by behaving the right way. Are you a virgin?
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>>739261228
You state your intentions CLEARLY.
If she brushes you off; MOVE ON.
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>>739261898
You're right, I really do miss that one girl I talked to in high school about ten years ago. I wonder what she's been up to
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>>739262178
>She doesn't like you. In fact, you probably scare her.

Fuck me, it just hit me. What if they are "friends" only in OPs head.
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>>739262155
>She is not for you.

Duh. You're asserting that can not change and I completely disagree with you. All I have to do is change myself into what she likes and then she will be interested in me, idiot.
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>>739261228
I don't give a fuck about your friendzone pasta, all I want is sauce on that cum-dripping bitch....
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>>739262178
I'm not a stalker. She invites me into her life and I am never in her presence when my presence is not wanted.

I would never disrespect her like that. I love her.
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>>739262240
>give up

confirmed for illiterate.
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>>739261228
Don't cut her out. Put that bitch in her place. Find some other, hotter piece of ass to ram your dick in. You waited too long.
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>>739262283
Exactly. See >>739262399 for proof.
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>>739261898
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>>739262301
No, because you have no idea of what she likes. She'd never let you in close enough to tell you. You're a stalker, right?
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>>739261228
Move on. Ironically that actually busted me out of the friendzone once but really you just need to move on so you'll stop being such an orbiter faggot.

>>739262165
agree
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>>739261228
You're a dumb ass, if she isn't into you that isn't going to change. Just find a different girl.
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>>739261228
holy shit op you sound like a mouthbreathing cuck
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Boyfriend's_Cum.jpg
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>>739261574
This
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No n such thing as the friend zone. The attraction has to be mutual.
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>>739261898
>makes thread asking how to get a girl
>you guys are faggots for not knowing how to get a girl
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>>739262618
>a mouthbreathing cuck

At least cucks manage to find women that don't find them repulsive. They have women.

OP's a guy that would have breathed heavy from a payphone 20 years ago.

pic related, cuck, his woman, their good friend (in black).
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>>739261228
>>739261228
you cant, you fucked up by getting there in the first place. learn your mistake and move on. trying harder will only make you less attractive to her. your best bet is to act better than her and not want anything to do with her for a while, do something interesting and see some other girls and let word get back to her somehow, then circle back in a couple months
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>>739261228
>how do I get out of the Friendzone?
option 1: never get there in the first place.
option 2: live in a romantic comedy.
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>>739262693
see >>739262165
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>>739262283
She text me 100 times a day. I talk to her at least 3 hours a day on the phone, every day. I'm always there when she needs someone to talk to.

I'm doing everything I can to make her happy and yet for some reason, she doesn't love me romantically. She loves me, but not in a sexual way. I don't understand what I did wrong.
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>>739262399
She invites you out based upon the assumption you are... friends. Seeking to change that relationship demonstrates that you don't really respect her.

Ask her out. Otherwise move on...
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>>739262826
>has that image on his computer
>thinks he's heterosexual
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Tell her you think she's sexy, and you want to fuck. If she says no, then tell her you can't be her friend, and stop being her "friend". She is using you for attention without giving you anything in return.

On the other hand, you can use her to fuck other chicks.
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>>739263004
You didn't do anything wrong. You're a friend. There's no defined path from friendship to fucking. Women are not vending machines that you put kindness tokens into until sex falls out.
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>>739263004
>>739262826

Tell her you want to be her secret boyfriend. But say it's ok if she want to date other guys too, but just pickups and such. MAybe that might work for you and her.

100% she's fucking someone now. Just not you.
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>>739261228
Pro Tip: You don't.
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>>739263004

how can you expect her to love you, when she doesn't even respect you?
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>>739263015
She has a boyfriend! I've been waiting for her to be single before asking her out because it wouldn't be respectful to make a move on her while she's in a relationship. That's why I've been trying so hard to make her see that I'm the better man, so that she'll break up with him and give me the opportunity to ask her out respectfully.
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>>739261228
Is she hot? What's her phone number op I might look up this bitch if you aren't giving her a good dicking.
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>>739263004
Are you actually 16?
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>>739263172
oh? I have your permission to date?

gee, thanks. so kind of you, sperglord.
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>>739263398
I'm 19.
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>>739263279
Is this yours?
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>>739263279
I think we need to see a picture of this girl and a picture of yourself before we can give any solid advice.
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>>739263279

OP You're an idiot

There's no "better man" for a chick who has a boyfriend and spends all her time talking to another dude
She's just a teenager who doesn't know what she wants so she needs a dick and a shoulder, and you're the shoulder.
You want to have a chance of getting into her pants? Start ignoring her.
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>>739263469
No. My penis is 6 inches in length.
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>>739263491
I'm no fool. If anyone in this thread recognizes either me or her, one of you faggots will take a screenshot of this thread and send it to her.
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>>739261228
check that out! made by french people but subtitled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rSb_QD08vw
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>>739263279
tell her you like her 'but you have a boyfriend'
give her a chance to think it over without blowing ur friendship in the process.
when she breaks up she'll be thinking about you.
it's the perfect excuse to friend zone yourself and build future prospects.

if she was single you'd only just be bringing it up now that she broke up and she'll be like 'wtf this whole time u weirdo'
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>>739263279
Wow, you are a creep.

waiting for her to be single before asking her out
Btw, bitches don't do that. They jump ship, and there's always another ship. You've never had a girlfriend? Never been dumped, never had ur cock sucked in a public bus. She'll do that for the right man. But that's not you. Beta.
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>>739263279
You're such a nice guy.
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>>739263279
why don't you just sign the boyfriend's email up for lots of porn?

Seems like your best bet at this point
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I was in the friend zone for 3 years. I gave up and lost interest but still remained good friends with her. 2 years later we went to Japan as friends and she told me she loved me. Now she's my girlfriend so that's pretty great.
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>>739263279
You're the biggest cuck piece of shit on Earth. Kill yourself.
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>>739263579
>I'm no fool.
Says the cuck.
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>>739263617
Thats kind of genius, is this tried and tested?
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>>739263579
There are 28 posters in this thread ... Stop being a pussy.
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>>739263279
When she does eventually become single, she's going to fuck some guy she's only know for a week and you're going to totally lose your shit.
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>>739263786
ALSO THIS LMAO. OP, are you retarded? Do you not recognize the pattern that everyone else has gone through growing up? Pay the fuck attention.
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>>739263786
I want to be there to see OP cry sad stalker autism tears when she sucks off some stranger right after (or before!) dumping current bf. OP's chances are 0% because he is obviously retarded and repulsive to women.
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OP focusing on a girl who has no desire for him. Think about it this way. If you were friends with a really nice girl, had absolutely NO attraction to her, didn't find her cute, didn't find anything about her attractive, would you end up dating her? No. You could fuck her out of desperation but chances are the bitch you want isn't desperate. Give up pal.
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>>739261898
>I won't give up
>too weak to persevere

Oh boy, do I smell a restraining order.
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>>739261228
be alpha you nigger
also be attractive, if you're uglier than her by 2 points out of the ten you're fucked.
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>>739263529
Naaah u gotta baby dick bro, unless u got pics to prove otherwise
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>>739261898
This has to be bait, right?
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>>739263004
The only way she may be interested in you sexually at this point is to see you with some other hot girl that is genuinely interested in having sex with you.

Even then, there is a strong posibility she just says "hey anon I'm really happy you found someone"...

But there is a chance she could start looking at you differently
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>>739261228
Keep pushing harder until she gets a restraining order against you. Then maybe you'll snap out of it.
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>>739263279
Femanon here.

I just tricked this pathetic pussy into the friendzone.

I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. It's disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?

I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about two weeks of us talking about my sex life with my ex-boyfrieds in facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other friends and they were already at my place when he arrived. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.

I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.

Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.
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>>739263748
Here's a photo of us before she dropped the bomb
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>>739263599
holy shit that was cash as fuck
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GUYS I THINK THIS IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE CASE OF AUTISM

Pay attention to his use of language. Actual autism in this thread.
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>>739261898
Can we get a pic of your female friend to gauge your chances
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op your waifu laughs about you as she's taking tyrone's dick hth
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>>739261228
Kidnap and rape is the only way. Because if a person doesn't like you, you'll never get them to. Same question could be asked of why you aren't dating some half brained overweight gimp that lives in a home, but would love you harder than you could ever love the hottest woman in the world. You're the dick friendzone the chicks you're not into right, well it's in your control to change that situation and flip the tables on that situation. The chick you're after is a cunt and will never be with you. Face that shit and face your own shit.
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>>739263004
They don't buy the cow when they get the milk for free.
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>>739263529
What about your penis's girth? Your bitch is going to be a bit stretched vaginally due to all the nigger sex she's had. You are going to need a thicc dick bro.
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>>739261228
That pic gets me right in the almonds
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>>739263599
>>739264106

Samefag
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>>739261898
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha faggot

>Pic related: your life cause you can't grow a brain
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>>739261228
Seriously why the fuck not if u think u have a chance fucking take it
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>>739264100
I dont think theres a hook big enough for this bait
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>>739264104
pretty lesbian couple
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>>739261228
Id say start of with perverted jokes if she likes it and u get some physical contact and ifu fucking fit together in generell it shouldnt be a problem to get out of friendzone
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>>739261228
How do u look like seriously better for me to give u advice
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>>739264534
Retard-kun here gets more pussy than you do, OP.
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>>739264339
Nope im the 2nd poster and ive never seen that french shit in my life
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>>739263786
She would never do this to me. I've been waiting to be the next guy for over 2 years. There is no way in hell she would have sex with some stranger after breaking up with her boyfriend when I'm clearly the logical next option.
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Unlike the numerous summerfags, I am willing to actually help you.

You won't like it though. The path out of the friendzone is a one way only, there is no going back. Someone hit a key point earlier, and the point is that this is reality and not a romantic comedy. If choosing between a greek comedy vs tragedy; life is defiantly a tragedy.

So you can do this two ways but the end result is the same.

1) Stop being a white knight stalker faggot and following her around like a lost puppy(and we all know you do this, because you come off so cringey in this thread). Don't initiate anything and don't act enthusiastic when she contacts you, She will eventually ask if something is wrong or if you don't like her anymore or something similar. That's the sound of your trap card being activated. Just lay it all on the line and don't be too much of a faggot. Try to be alpha without being a neanderthal.

2) Don't waste time, get her alone and tell her you like her. Low key, not overly alpha and don't be a cuck or anything. Don't push it. Let it sink in.

Result) Likely failure and either way the friendship is either outright over or forever changed. 1 is fast and 2 is slow. You should base your judgement on her current boyfriend and if you can out alpha him or if he is the sensitive type.

Good luck.
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>>739264100
lol
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>>739264687
>he actually believes this

We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't be possible...
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>>739261898
please don't kill her dude, because that's where you're heading with your dumb ass mentality.
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>>739263004
Don't text her for a day or two, see what she does.

If asked later on be aloof, was kinda busy, be uninformative.
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A tactical retreat isn't giving up.

You need to distance yourself from this girl and go make 30 friends. Those friends will seduce her for you.
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>>739264687
>>739264687
>>>739263786
>She would never do this to me. I've been waiting to be the next guy for over 2 years. There is no way in hell she would have sex with some stranger after breaking up with her boyfriend when I'm clearly the logical next option.

This is a true master class in real autism. God bless you Anon.
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>>739261574
>>finally gives up and pursues his own interests

>yeah, what you're gonna want is to get some friends to vouch for your character

Are you retarded? The whole reason people get into the friendzone in the first place is that they try to please a woman rather than just being real human beans with their own hobbies, careers, and life goals. Without that, you're about as interesting and useful as a vibrator, at best.
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>>739264687
Wow. If u ever manage to have sex it's going to be more uncomfortable than this.
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>>739264687
>>739264706
I am that anon and you are insane if you think she will choose you as her next. Not even a chance and for so many reasons. Either you are going to plant seeds and steal her or she will be bouncing on another dudes dick.

Women are not logical and their choices in men are generally batshit crazy.
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>>739261228
semi-retarded: step up, be a man and say "listen, I cant be your friend anymore. It just doesn´t work out for me this way" and it´s cause you have feelings ´n stuff

Now you´re out of the friend-zone with chance to get her.

most important thing is: DONT BE AFRAID, MOTHERFUCKER! BE A MAN

if you lose her: whatever. there are others.
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>>739264687
because women are sooooo logical. They're notorious for it.
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>>739264687
Ahahaha ha are you baiting? Please be bait cause this is either bait or you are 14-15 or/and you are autistic

She's gonna ride someone else's dick so quick your head will spin

And guess what, she won't think about you for a second cause she'll be enjoying that dick
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YOU. ARE. A. LUGGAGE. LAD.
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>be me
>friendzone with girl of my dreams
>tell her how I feel one night
>she just her heart broken blah blah blah
>says she wants to be with me but isn't ready
>thiswillendwell.gif
>wait like 7 months
>all fun times in between
>we can both see she loves me
>some drama here and there but all good
>she tells me I should stop waiting for her
>fucking kek.jpg
>I go over to her house to confront her and say I'm done with the shit
>tears.gif
>I go sit on the couch next to her and comfort her
>she stops crying
>head on my chest
>she's listening to my heartbeat
>we're talking about things
>it'll be fine.jpg
>she looks up
>she should not have fucking looked up at me.fml
>we kiss
>intensifies
>clothes come off
>pants stay on
>we make out and talk for a couple hours
>next day she calls me over to discuss what happened
>we both agree it was a one time thing that just happened
>throw off our clothes again.exe
>we spent the next couple months as basically a couple
>she tells me it's done
>we argue
>shit happens
>don't talk for a month
>worst heartbreak of my life
>started talking again recently
>kinda hate each other
>she's leaving the country next month anyways and never coming back
>mfw there is no happy ending even when you escape the friendzone
>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.png
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>>739264927
>and for so many reasons

Name one. Go ahead. I'll be here waiting for you to make yourself look ridiculous.
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>forgot pic
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You can't escape the friendzone

You fucked up from the very beginning by not making your intentions clear

You don't need to cut her out of your life, but you ain't getting in on that shit
sorry man

find another

for fuck sake, there's billions of women in the world, stop being fixated
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>>739264927
>Hes got a point you know.jpg
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>>739261228
I WANT THIS ONE FISH, NO OTHER FUCKING FISH IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
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>>739264100
>my pathetic little emotional tampon

lmao
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>>739265098
For one women are rarely willing to risk a platonic relationship for sex and sure as fuck won't risk it for the low probability of a successful romantic relationship.

Need more?
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>>739261319

Basically 'friendzone' is a girl's way of telling you to beat it?
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>>739265376
It's a girl's way of saying you're friends. Friendship and fucking are not even correlated. You can go from friend to boyfriend but not like this autist. Life isn't a dating sim.
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>>739263599
>the friendzone doesn't exist because you put yourself into it
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Whatever image of this girl you have built up in your head is not real OP. She is probably using you for something. Tell her how you feel and see what she says. If she is not interested in something more then what you have now, just cut her loose and get her out of your life. She will just continue to fuck with you for as long as you let her. You'll find someone else eventually, but you never will if you are held up on this one that is not interested in you at all.
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>>739264100

Stacy needs the dick.
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>>739263469
10/10
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>>739264100
Although it's obvious pastabait, it does raise good points. Like, don't lie if you don't wanna be lied to. You wanna fuck this girl ? Tell her, in a subtle way ofc. You play the platonic nice guy, that's what you're gonna be.
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>>739264100
sounds more like a 12yo chap than any fem.
Get that lingo.
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>>739261228

Grow a pair?
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>>739261228
There is no friend zone.
Understand this and you will no longer be there.
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>>739265438
it's a choice, if you don't act like a fag around some girl she wont friendzone you
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>>739265438
People literally sound retarded when they say the friendzone doesn't exist. "Existence" isn't a meaningful concept here, it's a neologism to describe a common interpersonal dynamic.
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>>739265376
The friendzone is the exploitation of unrequited love. It manifests when a girl realizes that a boy is so socially clueless that he don't understand the phrase "let's just be friends" really means "I believe that I can do better than you" and then she consciously decides to keep him on the hook to get a steady flow of kindness coins.
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>>739265536
Yeah it's pasta.
>there are no girls on the internet
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>>739265669
Unless "it doesn't exist" is some zen shit like >>739265621 seems to be alluding to.
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>>739261228
there is no such thing as the friend zone.

there's just a girl you're into who isn't into you

what you can potentially do is stop being obsessed with her, improve yourself, and find someone who's actually into you.
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I only got out of the friendzone once. I did it by getting a girlfriend, then my friend starting making out with me and telling me how she's always liked me. One of my male friends told me not to follow through and play her games, so I just stopped being her friend.
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>>739261393
Legally you can't but most people who use the word friendzone went beyond legal ages ago
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>>739261228

what's wrong with having a friend that happens to be a girl?

You might even get an occasional nude when she's feeling vulnerable

some of the best friends I've had in my life were girls that I originally wanted to date but was too ugly to pull it off
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>>739265653
>encounter a jail cell
>walk into it, close the door and it locks.
>*poof*. the jail cell magically disappears because you put yourself into it.
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>>739264928
confrontation about it is fucking "nice guy" fedora tier. just stop hanging out with her and find a girl who's actually interested.
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>Met a girl we'll call her S
>We hit it off immediately
>it was like we knew each other forever
>Every time we hang out with each other we have a good time
>Definitely about letting the good times roll
>Realize oh shit I'm falling in love with her
>We both hook up with other people occasionally although never tell each other about it
>he friends become my friends my friends become her friends
>thats where it was game over
>now if we were to date and break up it would make things awkward
>we have a reference already for what will happen
>Told her I loved her when we first met
>She said I did too
>I said did we miss our window?
>She said idk but now I am upset I wish I said something
>Starts to cry
>comfort her
>sex
>dating
>you only live once fuck it man
>we both think its better to have loved and lost
>side note her dad is the man and our families like each other shes recently been talking about babies and marriage I am skurred.
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>>739261228
Start dating. If she starts to show interest then try it out, if not, forget her. Or.. be honest and tell her about your feelings like a man.
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>>739265847
It still resolves his problem neatly. And Waifu-chan is probably young enough that she won't notice how obviously autistic it is so the gambit does have some potential tbh.
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>>739265669
Then interpret, "the friendzone doesn't exist," the same way. It's like saying you're stuck in imaginary jail. Getting out is literally the simplest thing: disclose your intentions. She either wants you or she doesn't.
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>>739265809
yea girls are fucking dumb. they only want you when they see other girls wanting you.
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>>739261228
OP, you are a bitch nigga with no game. This girl is lost to you. What you must do is prepare for the next girl who, you will want to fuck but the girl will try to friendzone you. It is obvious from your post that you are a whiney spoiled bitch that says shit like "I always get what I want" and "I will succeed where so many have failed". If you had succeed you wouldn't be here, you would be banging your girl.
<br>
How to prepare for the next girl who tries to friendzone you (there will be more because you are a beta cuck)? Well first you need to change your mindset about women. You, a male can never have female friends, unless you are a fag and the girls are your shopping buddies. If you like a girl you will ask her on a date and not a "date" where we hang out as platonic friends. On these dates your goal should be "how do I get her naked in my bed.". The mantra is known as "Always Be Closing" (ABC). You have 3 dates to close the deal; 1st you should attempt a light goodnight kiss; 2nd date your goal is to get asked back to her place for some kissing action, maybe more; 3rd date is when you will try to fuck her. If she tries to friendzone you on the first date but wants a 2nd, you should make yourself scarce and tell her you already have enough friends to hang out with. Remember you are a hot commodity and she is a cheap slut (basically she made you the cheap slut by using you as a shoulder to cry on). Turn the tables
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>>739263165

Well, they have no need for that, what with having an atm between their legs and all.
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>>739266018
Yeah I'm not OP so I know what you're trying to say, it just rubs my autism the wrong way when people say "it doesn't exist".
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>>739266018
>disclose your intentions
SHE HAS A FUCKING BOYFRIEND!!!

IF I TELL HER I WANT HER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WILL STOP TALKING TO ME. IF SHE STOPS TALKING TO ME, I WONT BE THE FIRST GUY SHE SEES WHEN SHE BECOMES SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>why is this so difficult for you people to understand? are you people fucking retarded?
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>>739261228
You begging is not going to make you sexually attractive.

Move on, beta fag
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>>739261898
Enjoy the restraining order, creep>>739261898
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Gas the betas, chad wars now.
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>>739263004
>3 hours a day on the phone with a chick
Son, I have news for you...
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>>739261898
this guys gonna go full blown supreme gentlemen
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>>739266174
No. Boyfriend means nothing. You're a coward
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>>739266174

YOUR "GIRL" FRIEND ALREADY HAS A BOYFRIEND AND SHE DOESNT CONSIDER YOU. FUCKING BETA FAG GIVE UP ITS FOR YOUE YOUR OWN GOOD YOU CANT DO ANYTHING FAGGOT
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>>739266114
Yeah now I have a rule of if there's no intamacy by the third time we hang I cut off all contact. Made my life infinitely better.
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>>739266174
This HAS to be bait. Nobody can be this inept at girls, right?
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OP has all the advice he needs. If this is real (and I doubt it is), he has shown no signs of even understanding the basics of how women think.

He will likely wait her out, maybe she will do some random guys before her next serious relationship, and that should be fun for OP. Maybe he can cuck it up and be hanging out with her when her booty call comes and he has to listen from the closet, bathroom, or outside the door.

She will likely even lead him on that she will be with him when she is done screwing around, but ooops she fell for this other guy. Sorry maybe next time. Hey maybe he can cuck it up and listen or watch. Maybe pose as her gay friend. There he will be in the bathroom drinking and licking on used condoms.

Faggot cucks.
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>>739263279
this thread has to be bait
/bail/
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>>739266174
lol you will implode once you realize she doesn't see you as a potential dick provider
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>>739261228
first you have to think of yourself as better than the boyfriend and better than her.

then you actually have to be better than the boyfriend and better than her.

good luck, noob
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>>739263004
>>739266143
b/itch you are friendzoned because you are acting like a friend. You need to make yourself scarce, bang other chicks, hang out with guys. For Kek's sake stop being her goddam girlfriend. Let the dumb ho cry to her gf's about what her alpha male bf made her do.
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>>739266174
I wasn't addressing you, OP, but since you bring it up...

You're being retarded if you think she'll date you merely because you're the first person she sees after breaking up with her boyfriend. She already doesn't see you as anything more than a friend and until you become more than a dull, directionless autist who only lives to serve her, you'll never appear as anything more than her emotional tampon.

Go do what makes you happy. Find hobbies. Follow a career. Study. Grow. Live on your own. These things make you confident and interesting and will automatically attract women who are better suited to you.
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>>739261228
Very Easy - Tell her - Make her understand what it is you are telling her (I assume you are a bit of a dweep so it's important she does not misunderstand you)

two things can happen:
It worked good for you /// You did what you could, be happy being her friend.
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>>739261228
Just stay friends with her. Shes obviously not into you
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>>739266529
>"Chad forced it in my butt last night!"
>ywn realize she got off on it
>ywn realize she's getting off on making you listen to it
>ywn realize you are a sissycuck
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>>739264104
So... you mean she went out and got laid as much as she wanted and when she was all used up, she couldn't find anyone else and fell on her safety net?
Gotcha.
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>>739266174
Yeah you let her know you are interested in her ... The best thing to do would to then stop talking to her. Fucking guarantee you you'll be one of the first people she starts thinking about or talking to after they break up, might even cause them to break up if she is interested in you. Seriously so many dinguses nowadays who whine and complain about being alone/single when all you have to do is fucking try and tell a girl you are interested in her and see what happens.
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>>739261898
>>739261228
Faggot, let me explain you what your average human mind cannot comprehend.

Beyond your actions and PUA mind tricks that you have learned, there is chemistry.

Chemistry are the little things your body signals without you knowing. Your hormonal balance etc. Womens' bodies catch that, subconsciously.
That's generally why sometimes you are attracted to someone and you don't know why.

Now fuck off.
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>>739263004
>>>739262283
>I'm doing everything I can to make her happy and yet for some reason, she doesn't love me romantically. She loves me, but not in a sexual way. I don't understand what I did wrong.
You're a vibrator. You exist to please without having any interesting qualities of your own. She wants to date a friend with whom she can share life, not a stamped piece of plastic who doles out ready pleasure.

Just stop.
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>>739266419
b/ro that is my policy. By the grace of Kek I managed to fuck 70% by the first date. It takes some pre-date work, laying down the foundation (sweet talking them, making them laugh, finding out what they like sexually), so by the time the 1st date comes around we are both ready to fuck.
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>>739265754
Oh it exist to those who believe it does.
To the rest of us.. we just see them wandering around in the damn desert.
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>>739266174
Holy shit

Kill yourself, you angry little beta faggot

Someone else is fucking the girl of your dreams
AND
SHE
LOVES
IT
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>>739266452
agreed, bait
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>>739261228
>2017
>still believing in the "friend zone"
>mfw

Maybe you need to stop putting women in the "I'm only interested in a romantic relationship with you" zone
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>>739264100
Tits or gtfo. Not reading yo shot till u do
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>>739266810
You can drop redpills on game without being le wizened pussy whispering guru.reddit tbh.

>You're in a jail of your own creation inside the desert of your mind, man

No wonder women like you. You talk like a ridiculous faggot. Terminology is not the enemy.
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>>739263004

she doesnt want you, she wants your attention. prolly has daddy issues. you have much to learn padawan
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OP, this is nothing to do with 'getting out the friendzone'. If she's not interested she's not interested and there's no magic technique that will change that.
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This thread is b8 but in the small off chance its not its quite sad then. Asking for help but refusing to accept and believe the harsh truth
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>>739267085
This.
/thread now, please.
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This is figuratively you OP, you wish she'd put her ass on you literally.
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>>739264687
Op I just want yoy to know I have been masterbaiting to this thread and this post made me blow my load.
In sure you will get her.
Just keep doing what your doing its worked out for you so far right?
Make her eat eggs.
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>>739267276
kek
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>>739267295
sdf
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>>739267295
Real watches at $0 ?
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>>739261700
Women don't care about ugly so much as status. That's why men with power are pussy magnets no matter how they look.
As Henry Kissinger famously said, power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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>>739264687

>women
>logical

women work off emotions not logic newfriend
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>>739261228
You're a beta cuck. You aren't good enough to be her lover. Get stronger, smarter and more successful or fuck off. Seriously, you aren't high enough in the dominance hierarchy so fix that or you'll never make her want you.
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>>739262836
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>>739261319
Sort of this.

Actual advice? Stop being such a pussy, and act confident.
Ask her out. If she doesn't want to be with you, that's it. There's no way to -convince- someone to like you. She either does or she doesn't.
All you can do is be confident(all women respond their best to confident men. That being said, she could also just not be into you, so if that's the case, confidence won't help)

If she isn't into you, move on. There are billions of women on the planet. I can personally guarantee you on my life that she's NOT the best woman for you, especially if she's not into you.
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>>739261228
be better looking from her point of view, that is how, or offer her enough money that she will sleep with you for it (the latter won't make her attracted to you)
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What in the fuck is leaking out of that woman's asshole?!?!!!!?!
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>>739261228
it's your own fault for sticking around on the hope that "maybe she'll get with me"
You're wasting your time and she is getting a shitty friend that assumes he gets her just because he's nice and has a dick. It doesn't work that way. Your 'inb4' bullshit was a shit way to seem alpha, it made you sound clingy and desperate.
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She's not attracted to you in your current state. You have to reset.

Distance for over a year, dramatic physical change (get fit, or changel in style), most important:change in attitude and demeanor

I've gotten out of 2 friend zones and ibto the occasional fuck buddy zone inadvertently because of this

The most realistic advice is to fund another female and don't let yourself get to the friend zone
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>>739261228
Be forward about what you want and if she doesn't want to be with you then yes you have to stop feeding her attention and start looking at other women. Why the fuck would you waste your affection, time and energy on a woman who doesn't want to be with you?
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>>739261228

It depends how deep into the friendzone you are. If you aren't too deep, you can just stop being too nice (I'm not saying become an asshole, just don't do nice things that no one would do for you), start by having an interesting life for yourself, maybe it will make her want to follow you. Most girls don't like boys who are willing to follow them, they want a boy worth following.
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>>739261898
ok Elliot
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If you confront her about not wanting to be be in the friend zone don't be a nervous little bitch. "I ..uh.. i.. always.. liked you.. uh.. do.. you " if your going to be anything like that her vagina will dry to the point of pain. It has to be a natural and confident scenario.
Best advice, find another girl, you start seeing patterns after being with enough and I can tell you the one you are into isn't a unique snowflake. There's hundreds more of her to be found outside your limited little bubble
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>>739261228
Dude, bitch's not worth the time and attention you are giving her. Just to get this straigth, you probably are her "best friend" she knows she can trust you and tell you whatever she wants cuz you won't tell it to anyone.
How mom and dad are mean to her, how she was "raped" when she was 15 or shit, asks you "why do you think my bf is so distant ? he won't answer me for days some times, omg I'm so sad :'(:'(:'(:'(:'("
So yeah, congrats, she needs you and would be pretty down if you left. Still, she probably has a shitload of other betas to manipulate.

I've been you. I've been 19 and in love with a girl that had a bf, but still meant everything to me. When she wanted to talk, I listened, when she wanted to cry, I gave her my shoulder.
Eventually, I told her how I felt. You know what she said ? "I don't know. We could be together and it would probably be awesome but now I love him and I love you in another way"
Oh and good thing I'm a little paranoid, I prepared a good lie for our mutual friends because everything you say to her, each and every friend she have will hear about it.
Oh and after she broke up with her bf, it only took a week for her to get back with another of her exs

And you'll see, if you try to leave, she'll do everything to get you back. Cuz yeah, she loves you, just like the way I love my dog. And she also knows how you feel for her and WILL use it against you.

That girl have been playing tricks on you and left you dreaming way too long, it's time to wake up anon.

So either you just pack your stuff and leave without a word, either you go full apeshit and call her out on everything that has been wrong between you (and kidnap her, rape her then bury her alive in your garden).
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>>739261228
not sure if OP is still here but I know some guys who managed to get from friendzone to girlfriend. its possible so dont listen to this virgin fucktards.

one for example, I do not like him at all for other reasons, wanted to date a girl but she only agreed to meet as friends. but he was pretty direct and let her know he wants a relationship, she said she didnt want but wanted still to be friends, maybe she just wasnt sure. after some months of friends they became a couple, cant tell you exactly what the final move was but he was very persistent, probably too much as he is a small psycho but it worked for him at least. the relationship went on for 3 years or so.
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>>739262399
>women respecter 9000

go to hell faggot, humans aren't wired to be angels.
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>>739261228
The friend zone is just her being too nice to tell you that she ain't into you. Every minute you waste on her you could be spending on a woman who will fuck you. If she is into you then if you cut her off she will come around and chase you instead. The likelyhood of her being into you though is extremely low. There are plenty of women on earth who would want to fuck you now go find one.
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>>739261228
never put yourself in it, and as soon as you realize you are in it, make it clear you don't want to be. She can then either decide she's into you or not. if she is great, if not leave her alone.

the longer you are in the friendzone the less likely you are to get out of it.

i'm guessing you've been there a while. make a move, it likely wont work at this point though. at least you'll know and can move on.
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>>739261228
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>>739261319
>this
Honestly best you can do to escape the friend zone is beef yourself up, if a chick is playing hard to get, move on to the next one.
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>>739261228
start becoming distant and act as if you're intrested/trying to hook up with another girl, she'll get all confused and jealous as fuck but don't give into her bullshit games
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Worked for me:
Find another girl
Date another girl
Ignore main girl
Main girl gets Jelly
Main girl tells you that another girl is not for you
Main girl fucks you
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>>739261228

There is no such thing as a friendzone. You're just fat and gay
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Be the most attractive person you can be.
Get ripped and jacked.
Wear nice clothes.
Be cool.
Ask her out.

If she says no. YOU CANNOT DO ANYTHING. She is a fucking woman not a computer game you can solve.

The truth is your problem is that ou aren't attractive and cool enough to be seing many girls. Guys in the friendzone are only there because they want to be.
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>>739261898
Dude, you're a psychopath.
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>>739262165
You can't force someone to like you, especially when you're such a beta fag.
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>>739261228


>stop acting needy
>respect yourself more then her
>never act needy
>go do fun things without her and tell her
>stop acting needy
>while with her, complement other chicks and play with them
>never act needy
>let her feel that you don't really need her in your life
>stop acting needy
>treat her like you treat other likeable chicks from this day
>did I tell you to stop acting needy?

>women want a confident man who knows what he's capable of.

>be funny and fun to be around with

>so go learn some PUA Skill and that knowledge me later. Check out Bobby rio/tsb on fb to start with.

>good luck my anon friend.
>PS you will fail but keep trying. You only learn from them.
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>>739261228
Are you fucking retarded? The friend zone is a euphemism for "I'm not attracted to you zone".
Your only solutions are:
>be attractive
>don't be unattractive
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>>739261228
giving up actually gives you the highest chance of getting with her
>>739261898
dude you have issues
being too clingy is just a red flag for her, and an accurate one at that
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>>739263279
This is why you're single. She has a boyfriend and you're wasting your time for that to end. What's so special about her anyways? Find another girl instead of trying to compete with another guy that she's already with. Girls hate faggots who try to compete with their boyfriends.
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She's not attracted to you.

The only way to change that is to improve yourself physically. If you're already fit, and maintain respectable levels of hygiene and dress, you're shit out of luck.

Are your teeth fucked? Do you have no money and no prospects?

Even if you do change a bunch of things, she still might not come around. Sometimes this shit is literally down to chemistry. We're attracted to certain types of people for good reasons that we are not consciously aware of, like animal, chemical DNA type shit..

Reality is that most women decide within minutes or seconds of meeting you whether they want to fuck you or not, which is why the friend zone is so damn near impossible to escape.
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