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Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Craigslist thread: Post stories, nudes, ads, etc.
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I bought a TV once.
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Bought a car once.
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>>739255648
I looked for a job on Craigslist once. Then went and applied in person. Not the best job, but it paid the bills for a couple years.
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>>739256548
What kind? Story?
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lost my virginity (23 at the time) to an asian student younger than me (18)
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Sucked a guy off under a bathroom stall at my campus. It's was pretty alright, he was clean and had a very photogenic dick. Wish I could get that lucky every time...
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Been fucking an 8/10 cougar for the past three years.

Took an 18 year old Asian girl's virginity last week.

Fucked a few other women, all moderately to decently attractive.

Honestly, if you're a virgin and want to lose it, just write a decent enough ad on CL. You'll be fine.
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>>739257144
Gay
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>>739257144
>he was clean and had a very photogenic dick

Pic?
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>>739257276
Stories?
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>>739255648
lost my virginity to a man at 17. he sucked me off then I was too tight to be entered

still didnt realise I was trap/fag until 20 looool
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>>739257589
>lost my virginity to a man at 17
>I was too tight to be entered
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>Pic?

Shoulda woulda coulda. I was a little occupied.. It was the first dick I ever sucked
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>>739257695
yeah i'm seeing fucking holes in this story damnt!
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>>739257768
Did he not send dick pics?
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>>739255648
I made some fake post on casual encounters saying I was at the bathroom of a local park and that I wanted to get fucked. This was made on a bet about whether or not people would show up for this. Like 30 guys within in hour descended on this park. Enough that all the mom's with kids left and the cops showed up. I won the bet and me and my friend got plenty of lols
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>>739257904
Nope. I was horny and didn't care. Got lucky
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>>739256944
Story?
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Bought my car off Craigslist 3 years ago. Still hasn't given me trouble and never had Payments

Great purchase thanks Craigslist
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>>739257482
I'm too lazy but the virgin sucked. She was hot but a legit psycho. I was pretty uncomfortably around her and made sure to cum as fast as possible.

The cougar is awesome. Super sweet and beautiful and gets off on me fucking other women in front of her. It's p cool. I've never had a girlfriend but this is close enough I guess.
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>>739258231
What kind of car? Mileage?
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I'm thinking of letting someone enter in my house and fuck my girlfriend when she is drunk
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>>739255648
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6224532534.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6224530393.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cas/6213675370.html
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cas/6224532249.html
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>>739258385
Where are you at fellow anon? I've always wanted to do this
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>>739258495
Europe, you. I've always wanted to do it too but it seems too risky
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A bbw was hosting in my city, I went over she lived in a ghetto part of the city but at 3am all was quite and she had her little place to herself,a lot of hookers have "roommates" who are most likely the pimp but not this one

She was 33 and pretty sexy, we got to it immediately I took off all my clothes and she put the rubber on with her mouth. I hate condoms so much but I'm not stupid

She sucked me off for about a minute till I told her OK put your butt in the air and I went in hard and fast lasted less than 5 minutes. We talked while I put my clothes back on and I was out

Was actually a fun experience thinking about going again sometime
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>>739258459
Fuck'n gay conversion fetish...
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>>739258349
97 jaguar with 80K miles

Cost me 4k
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>>739255648
Ive purchased 3 of my muscle cars on CL, red 72 nova SS, 71 electra black on black, 52 chevy sports coupe. All 3 were way under valued & in pristine condition.

Bought 1 car on ebay motors & the damn thing needed a new engine & tranny in under 2000 miles, never again buying off ebay motors.

I also bought a hedgehog once, whole deal felt off but I got the hog without incident. (Dude would only meet at night, would answer my emails between 2am & 5am etc)
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>>739258752
He's not even doing it right lol
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>>739258173
Not much to tell, really. We agreed to meet up in the second story bathroom of one of the buildings on campus. It was during the evening when not many people were there, like around 8pm. I got there first and waited in the handicapped stall, when he got there he did the foot tap thing and I responded. It was a little awkward (the stall wasn't huge) but it wasn't bad. He stuck his dick under the stall and I was in heaven. He smelled great, I was able to really work his balls and his cum tasted fucking bomb -- sweet and salty. I probably sucked him for about 7 or 8 minutes before he came and I swallowed. He left after without a word and I left a few minutes after. I really did love it and I wanted to do it again, but it seemed like he didn't want a repeat.. he said I was a little toothy when I emailed him later :( It sucks cuz I've never been able to do something like that since, and I really want to.
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>>739258894
What state?
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>>739258832
For what it is, and for the mileage, that seems like a pretty good deal. Cost much to maintain? How expensive are parts generally?
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>>739259110
Join adam4adam or squirt, both free & plenty of people on em
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>>739259138
California
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>>739259147
the parts can be pricey and so can labor luckily the thing never needs much more than an oil change. In the time I've had I only needed to change a belt that would squeal on start

I got a quote for front brakes change at $500 so it has its flaws but I expected much more problems than its given
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>>739259450
If it weren't for that, I'd say older luxury cars might be a purchase of good value.
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>>739258292
how psycho we talking, here?
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In college, met a girl who looked 5/10 in her pictures. Emailed a bit. Convinced her to take the BART 30 minutes and walk another 30 to see me. 3/10 IRL. Bought her curry at the public market. Fucked the shit out of her an hour later. She came over a few times a week for a month. She loved the sound of the trains when we were banging. Told me she was related to Alan Rickman. Same nose, same hair.

MFW I was banging the female version of Professor Snape.
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>>739259790
Pics?
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I've had many a regretful sex with the women that answer CL ads.

Although one time I meant this hot Jamaican girl with the accent. She had me massage her with oils and then we fucked for a while. It was fucking wild. Synced up very nice.
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>>739259605
Definitely, I try to tell people this before they end up paying several years for a modern vehicle that doesn't have half the style the jaguar has

I've driven this old car across the country twice and it's never even hiccuped
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>>739259944
you didn't do anything more with the girl you synced up with?
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>>739259944
Why do you regret it? Also what state?
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>>739259962
>Definitely, I try to tell people this before they end up paying several years for a modern vehicle that doesn't have half the style the jaguar has
And the durability of pre-2000 cars.

>I've driven this old car across the country twice and it's never even hiccuped
Are all (older) luxury cars like that, or just Jaguar?
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Long term gf wants to try BBC.
Made posting for bbc.
Filter out bots / pic collectors.
Get proof of real bull.
Gf and BBC kik to know each other.
BBC gets new hiv test.
Gf gets pussy and throat sore every other weekend
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>>739259944
Nj, Vegas, Houston

I just commit to fucking some sloots I shouldn't. Also, in my 13 years of fucking I've never wore a condom nor caught anything.

Pic of the Jamican
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>>739260248
Any pic?
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met this girl on CL last summer. She was going to university and had never had sex before. Got nervous around guys.
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>>739260366
You didn't try to hold onto that? Why?

>>739260447
So she wanted anonymous sex with a guy?
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> selling MK3 supra
> 1JZ swap
> 7500 no lowballs
> ay bruh u wanna trade for my clean civic
> ay bruh u wanna do 4000$ cash?
> ay niggah u wanna trade for this nigger car rolling on 20"s?
> ay bruh u wanna trade for my pos with cash on top?
> ay bruh u wanna trade for some chron?
> joy riders for days
> some stoner shows up with his girl friend
> says he really likes the car
> tell him I can sell him the car but have to wait for the title from the bank since its a lean
> whips out 7500 cash
> ok.lol
> sign bill of sale
> tell him dont do anything crazy with car until I clear the loan and get title under my name from dealership
> get title 3 months later
> mail title to stoner
> get text few days later "got the title thanks"
> aside from all the bullshit the most pleasant car sales I've ever had.


pic related: the car itself
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>>739260221
Depends on how well theyve been cared for, as long as you find a good one & you continue that good upkeep they are very reliable.
Ive owned one new car & it gave me more issues in under 3 years than any classic luxury sports car has ever given me.
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>>739260221
Another anon here , The Jags eat too much . I drive a Volvo V40 from 1999
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>>739260580
Not him but girls like this actually exist. Just recently a girl asked me to take her virginity. I actually declined but it may happen one day.
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>>739260447
I google image searched this.. googled NAILED it.

"Best guess for this image: head"
wakka wakka
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>>739260000
No, just a one and done guy. Compared to other CL meetings that was the best. Also when I was younger I had a lot of luck on Yahoo messenger chat rooms. Fucked two milfs off there.
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>>739260221
The 95-97 jaguars are among the most reliable and trouble free of all jags with 97 being the best. Not sure why this era was so free of the many silly issues that many jaguars are prone to but I was fortunate to pick this one up and it sure has proven tough. I can't much say for other older luxury cars but you can easily research any specific model.

I do know some of the late 80s Mercedes which look so nice to me are famous for hitting the 300K and up mileage
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>>739260587
I have a toyota corolla E100 and I was thinking about doing a 4A-GZE swap , the engine form the LEvin , it has a supercharger and can get 190 HP from it . Would it be costy??
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>>739260417
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>>739260580
She was in Houston house sitting for someone who just bought a dog. She got naked and it was just retarded. I was like this bitch is going to suck my soul out or some shit. I got dressed and my shirt got stained from all the oils.
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>>739260695
>>739260781
Well shit. Is there any secret, or are you guys just acting hwo you would offline?
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>>739261027
Nice. How old is she and how long have you been with her? Also how do you feel being a cuck?
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>>739258459
>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.
What's he talking about?
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>>739261086
I'm a good looking dude that's well off. Just show them a pic of my pool and feed them drinks. A five bedroom house goes a long way.
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>>739260989

Depends, 1JZ was made for my car so it went right in. You gotta do the research.
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>>739260659
How is it?
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>>739261086
I used to have a whole phone of chicks I banged but for some reason on night I got paranoid and deleted a good deal of them.
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>>739261488
Pretty Decent drive . I bought it at 100,000 KM which is around 55k miles for you . It's an Automatic . Hmm , what else , I changed the spark plug but that's just it . It has 160,000 KMs on it now and it's excellent if you wanna carry a lot of stuff . Smooth acceleration and stable at high speeds. You feel very safe it in too.
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>>739261215
She's 29, been together since college. I got caught cheating on her a couple of times so this was kind of a way of evening things out. got her into fucking horse dildos so a BBC doesn't seem too bad. Her being with that bbc isn't gonna last much longer anyhow since the guy is a bit obsessed
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>>739261535
Houston guy gonna be dropping who I banged here.
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>>739262017
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>>739262148
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>>739261702
Better fuel economy? Any idea on how expensive parts are?
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>>739262225
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>>739262017
>>739262067
>>739262148
Damn, anything special you had to do to get the brown sluts?
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>>739261998
Obsessed? What do you mean? Do you think long term relationship brought to cheating?
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>>739262457
Be white. Seriously what are you guys retarded? If you're an ugly mug you're probably going to have an empty inbox
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>>739262299
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>>739262017
houston here
and wow. checking ads now.
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>>739262576
well then empty inbox it is. shit.
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>>739262942
I post. If you look for the women they are mostly hookers or addicts.
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>>739259790
>Same nose, same hair
Lost
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>>739261998
are you white?
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>>739263092
or also fat women or ugly women over 40.
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>>739262519
I did the cheating back then in college when it was way easier to meet new chicks. Being in a long term relationship made sex a bit more predictable so we tried doing other things - toys, role play, whatever. But she always gave me shit about my past cheating. Finally got to the point where I would let her do this. I would say if I didn't Fuck around back then we would just be trying something other than bbc.

Dude was obsessed on banging her more often since he never had an asian girl that liked bbc and wanting to do anal
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>>739263382
Then go on with him. You should let her stay with him for few days
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Happened last week.

Some guy who wanted used panties (advertised he was 29). And I was like ok cool. I could use the extra money for some art supplies. Talk to him seems normal. He uses "u" for "you" and "r" for "are" other than that cool. He asks for pics of me and I send him some (without my face b/c not having a stranger have my identity) He picks the pair he wants and wants new to take a picture front to back. (I read that this is to verify you're actually a girl). Wear them for 2 days. We were originally gonna meet at a mall but he wanted a Starbucks and I was like ok cool. Went to a Starbucks 30 min in another city. Brought a friend who watched from a distance. Waited for an hour and he never showed up or answered mt messages. In the end me and my friend thought it was two people. Either this 45yr obese old man who the whole time had his body facing me and barely touched his drink. Or 2 40 yr old buff dudes who were looking at a laptop and apparently looking over at me. Either way I just home.


Tldr; found a dude who wanted used panties. Wore them and never showed up. Probably just a pic collector.
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>>739263092
>>739263378
exactly what i'm looking at. many have huge tits

example: found this one right now
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>>739263378
Sometimes it's fun to fuck those. They usually let you do what the fuck you want.
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>>739263497
She's definitely spent the night before. Another thing that makes him obsessed with her is that she rides that horse dildo while blowing him. Hard to find an asian girl like that
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went to a guy's house and let him blow me. No recip wanted and a better blowjob than any female ever gave.
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>>739263972
Do you think he will make her pregnant in future?
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>>739257928
That's actually really funny
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I have a question for anyone who meets people from CL.
I browse there all the time, mostly casual encounters, and I see sooooooo many ads for m4m looking for bareback fucking. Is that normal? How do so many of these people get away with that? It seems wildly risky.
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>>739264101
Doubt it. He blows his load on her face or down her throat more. Gf is on depo shot so there's that at least when he busts in her.
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>>739264627
None of this bothers you?
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>>739263882
and another
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Is Craigslist even a trustable site to fuck a slut on? Feel like I'm just gonna get mugged or raped using it.
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>>739264871
the vast majority of W4M ads are fake.
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>>739264713
It did, now I see more of it as a reality porn? It's just something I understand that she wants to try for some time. I know soon enough I'm in line with her and another Asian chick for a threesome. But she's the one that's going to pick =/
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>>739264871
There are a ton of fags posting as women in Houston. It's like they want to have their heads caved in.
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>>739265178
who's the other chick? pics?
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>>739264713
If it makes any difference for perspective, it took a few years of bringing the topic up and talking about it before I even went to Craigslist to look. Took another month or so to actually find someone that was a really bbc and willing to take tests, show Id, etc. We took precautions
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>>739265282
That's TBD still
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>>739265502
Is she Chinese?
ABC or Immigrated?

Curious why she chose BBC.
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>>739263839
probably should've done it through paypal/mail

another girl i found on craiglist
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fun times-
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>checking out ad's on CL (mw4m) email couple looking for a third, he wants to watch me fuck his girl, pretty common request
>few exchanges and voice confirmation, decide to meet up at hotel room, I bring a friend , (never know) and he said it would be okay.
>he opens the door and a pretty brunette white girl, late 20's is already on the bed face down spread
>She has a blindfold on and I let her suck my dick, and my friend is eating her out, before he gets behind her and fucks her
> we swap a few times positions with her and shes curious as to what we look like and removes blindfold
> At first she doesn’t recognize me, but I recognize her, its my kids second grade teacher!
> after initial shock, figures oh well and gets back to fuckin us
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>>739255648
pretty easy to fuck wives, alot of cuck couples post in MW4M, just gotta get past dudes watching you plow their girls
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>>739267812
I've seen her? real?
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>>739269136
yeah, pretty active in Cincy/Louisville/Dayton scene, cool couple
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>>739258668
Risky? Does she not want this to happen? UK / 22 / consider myself about an 8/10... interested?
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>>739269372
Exactly, she doesn't know and she wouldn't want
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>>739258385
my ex when drunk, got super horny and was filthy talker, and I told her while fucking her that I was gonna do that ( place an ad) and see who responds, figured it was late enough and not much would happen. Damn email box blew up, after few exchanges settled on a local guy about 10 min away, texted my address and yup he showed, she was already in bed, naked and after introductions she had no problem when he dropped his pants and she sucked him right there and then he fucked her while she blew me. Over all was good experience, risky, but still good time.
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>>739269414
talk to her about it. I had the guts to ask my girlfriend. She said no, but at least I asked.
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>>739257276
Except 95% of ads in my area are fake or spam
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>>739269771
Let's say I tried to talk to her and it didn't end well
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>>739269851
unlucky dude. i guess its one of those things that if you just try it to see if she likes it without her permission. It backfires pretty hard. I asked my girlfriend if i could rape her in her sleep, she was like NO. I figured she is my girlfriend so i was gunna do it anyway. One night while she slept, i started touching her, she got super wet in her sleep and eventually I went inside. One thing lead to another and before she was awake I was half way inside with my dick, she was surprised but loved it. Now when she wakes up she complains that I havent done it!
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>>739269992
My gf has a rape fantasy but she would never do anything with another guy
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>>739270039
>0039 ▶
>>>739269992 (You)
sounds to me like you just need to have it arranged.
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>>739270039
start talking about it while using dildos on her, its worked for me and some of my girls that got off on ht idea and planted that seed in their mind. when drunk they are bit more open to it
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>>739270211
I can't arrange something like this. She would call cops unless she isn't passed out
>>739270327
Yes, we're starting to play with objects
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>>739270457
she will come around, give it some time, a lot do
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>>739270689
To be honest, doing it with her unaware seems hot too
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>>739266173
Korean, born in the states. She watches a lot of black on Asian gangbang porn
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>>739270842
yes it can be, was dating a girl that was a very sound sleeper, and on Xanax, got her drunk and while passed out let a guy touch her and fuck her
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>>739271301
So hot. This is what I would do with my girlfriend
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>>739271341
>were in town looking for new place to live and hanging at the bar talked with some locals and guys that worked there
> she kinda flirty was her nature so we all were getting along well
>took her to room and she was like out out like a light.
>I went back to bar and hung out with the guys some more, the one that worked there commented on my girl
> I said wanna see her naked? he thought I ment picture,
>no right now! took him back to our room and pulled back the covers
>he was like damn! and asked if he could touch her,
>sure why not I said
>he was fingering her and then asked if he could jerk off on her
>Go for it brother, kinda knew where it was going
>hard as hell, he said think I can fuck her?
>told him turn down lights and go really slow
>I had fucked her like this before so I knew she was sound sleeper, but he was much bigger
>she was surprisingly wet and he entered her, she was pretty quiet
>but as he increased his tempo she made some small moans
>he blasted all over her stomach after about 15 minutes and left
> morning she asked what happened , told her I jerk offed on her is all and fingered her
> she smiled and said how many fingers? She was sore!
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>>739271815
So she doesn't know anything about it. Nice. Was she drunk and on Xanax?
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>>739272281
never knew
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>>739272549
Do you think it is possible to do with my girlfriend? She is not heavy sleeper
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>>739258894
Sick grabs anon. I bought a 1997 mustang cobra off some former army guy after his wife told him to get rid of it. Its been 3 years now, and I am getting the parts together to finally build the motor for some boost.
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>>739260587
Thats clean af.
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>>739268711

I see a lot of these ads but it seems like it would be awkward having some guy sat watching and probably fapping
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>>739259790
>Took the Bart
Fucking lost.
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Kek
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>>739258459
Kinda want to mess with him lol
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I have had a few succeses from CL casual but it is less than 1 a year. Soo many fake ads.
I met 1 chick at her house and as we were making out with her top off her husband came home. She introduced us and i banged her while he went upstairs. This happened reguarly for about 8 months. During this time she also joined my D&D group.
Another time I came over to a couple's home to fuck her while he had a girl over. We ended up in a 4way. That night would of been epic had we done it a few hours before. As it was I had been up for 20 something hours and it was 5am when we started.
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>>739277700
checked
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>18
>tired of w4m casual encounters being spam
>decide to let this guy suck my dick
>email back and fourth, get his address
>11pm rolls around
>I drive to his house
>park across the street and he's emailing me to come inside
>panic in car and get super nervous
>emails me "Get the fuck out of you car and come inside so I can suck your fucking cock"
>2spookd
>delete email and drive away as he watches from his door

still want to try and let some faggot suck my dick at some point, but that guy made me feel like I was going to get stabbed. He did live in a super nice house though.
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>>739278628
That's gay af dude
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>>739278628
lol
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>Get the fuck out of you car and come inside so I can suck your fucking cock
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>24
>Friend's brother is getting married, planning bachelor party
>Golf, beers, stripper at the apartment 50 miles from home
>"No pros, just stripper" Got it.
>Cancel black girl, contact spray-tan-leggy gal
>Recognize her from work, she doesn't notice me
>$300
>Does the show, lap dance, leaves us all with boners
>See her at work on Monday
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>>739281172
>See her at work on Monday
And?
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>>739278786
>delete email and drive away as he watches from his door
>gay
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Pt 1. for the record, I'm a bigger guy, about 6 ft 270 lbs. white and late 20s.

I've been posting on CL on and off for months, with mostly unworthy bites. I hooked up with a mid 30's mom bod, had a fun, nothing too special

About a month ago I post and I receive an ass pic. I message my burner phone number and we start texting. She says shes off work and wants to relax and play. We exchange face pics and she is crazy gorgeous. By face the hottest, sexiest face of anyone I've been with. She tells me she's about 1.5 hrs away from where I am, but she's worth it. Her phrasing makes me feel a little sketchy, but my dick does all the thinking and I take the plunge.

I get to her town and ask for her specific address. Crickets. I give her the benefit of the doubt and drive around for 15 min. Still nothing. FUCK! I drove all the way out her to get catfished! I start heading back home and get maybe 2 miles away when she texts me back. Says she was downtown buying smokes and her phone died and gives me her address. At this point despite being 99% sure shes fucking with me, I'm just desperate to make the trip worth it and turn back around.

When I get to her house she's standing outside, and she's there! And she's ever hotter than the pics she sent. She's 5'5", very petite, cute bubble butt and nice little a-b cups. Its a little awkward at first but we sit outside and chat a little bit and smoke a cigarette and share a tall boy. Then she invites me in.

We go into her room and she asks for a backrub. I lie her on her back and lift up the back of her shirt. Her skin is so smooth and she smells wonderful. I start massaging her back and gradually go more and more towards her front, teasing her tits. I start giving her kisses on her shoulders and middle back, working up to her neck. She starts squirming a little. I brush her hair aside and start licking and kissing her ears while I fonder her breasts, pinching and squeezing her nipples. Theyre so supple and responsive.
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>>739282604
>I receive an ass pic
Do you still have it?
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>>739282604
*Correction: I lie her on her stomach, massaging her back whoops!

Pt 2
At this point she is straight up grinding the air so I slip off her cut off jean shorts. Her ass is perfect, round and just firm enough to give great definition but soft enough to get a good grip. I spread her cheeks and immediately start licking her asshole, it's immaculate, her whole downstairs is hairless, no ring around her butthole. She's going crazy, after plenty of teasing I reach up and start rubbing her pussy and she is soaked, absolutely wet. I flip her over (actually on her back this time) and start going to town on her pussy clit. I'm sucking her clit and licking all the way up and down her pussy. She tastes phenomenal, so sweet and womanly but not over-bearing.

I go up and start kissing her with her pussy on my lips. We make out while I tease her tits some more. I work my way down and start sucking on her nipples and fingering her pussy, she starts grinding against my hand really hard. I got back down and give her clit everything I have. I lick her for easily 25 minutes and shes screaming and moaning and thrusting and getting wetter and wetting as she cums, she grabs at my hair and pulls me towards her for more kisses.

At this point I am rock solid. I rub my head against her clit before easing it in. I start humping slowly, gradually in and out, she pulls me closer and makes out with me while I'm inside her. I pull away and start building speed, faster and faster.

I'm not going to lie, but I didn't last very long. i was so turned on my her smoking hot body that I lasted maybe 5 minutes. I look her in the eyes and tell her I"m going to cum, and where she wanted it and she just gives me a devilish look and smirks, so I don't hold back and go as fast and deep as I can and cum deep inside her and we are both moaning and screaming.

Afterwards we just lie in bed, both panting. She puts her shorts on without going to the bathroom and we go out to smoke..
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>>739282977
yupp the only picutre I have actually :/
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Set my gf up with 3 black men from Cl. Was a roller coaster to say the least.
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>>739283208
I met her again about a week or so ago and pretty much the same story. She's so much fun, but fuuuck she has some crazy ass family baggage. like batshit crazy murder mystery/sexually abusive family members crazy
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>>739258716
how much did this experience set you back
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>>739255648
I bought a car once.
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>>739260000
checkedddd
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>>739256548
>>739256828
I bought a truck when I was 17.
>dude messages me after getting my number through unknown methods he has a truck still available, I don't remember messaging him about one
>94 dodge dakota
>$975
>worst truck I've ever had
I rebuilt the front end, realized it was leaking oil all over in expensive places, and sold it for $1000 after inheriting a vehicle. I just wanted it out of my life.
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>>739283484
nudes? videos?
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Made a thread in Strictly Platonic asking George W Bush if he wanted to come over eat ice cream and watch soaps. Got an email from @doj.gov telling me he wont be able to make it.
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>>739283866
in washington DC section.
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>>739283796
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>Be 21
>Be on craiglist seeking a threesome with a guy and girl
>Stumble upon an ad after some searching
>Talk back and forth, couple wants $40 to partake
>I agree and we organize a meet at their house later that night
>See another add for a guy offering "Donations" for blowjobs
>I email a dick pick and demand $80
>Retard replies with, "I got a 100 if you can break that"
>"Sorry bud I can't but I'll take the hundo"
>He agrees, do a quick meetup and he sucks me for 45 mins, I don't cum, he pays me anyway
>Break the hundred and use $40 to buy my way into the threesome
>Wife and husband both got sloppy seconds of a prefaggot-sucked cock
>$60 profit pocketed
>yolo
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>>739283924
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>Be 22
>4 year realtionship with HS sweetheart
>Tired of same pussy, wanting to mix it up, not entirely sure how she feels about it
>Say fuck it and browse Casual Encounters on local CL
>Guy seekin MMW threesome
>Says he has a slut on speeddile who wants to fuck him again but with another guy to shake things up
>bingo.jpg
>After some talking and planning, he talks with her and organizes the threesome at his joint on the weekend
>didn't bother getting pics of her because i trusted his word when he said she was hot, i really didn't care
>Weekend comes, get the go ahead to head to his place, girl said she was out with friends so i called and said the same thing
>Feeling iffy about the whole ordeal but whatever
>Arrive, meet the guy, girl isn't there yet but he says she is on the way
>He's a pretty chill bro, i go use his bathroom to get ready
>While in the bathroom I hear the door open to a familiar voice
>I come out of the bathroom
>It's my fucking GF
>I laugh, she's in shock, her jaw hits the floor
>Guy picks up on the fact that we know eachother and there was no hiding it
>After some talking, we agree to all fuck anyway
>Be 28 now
>Still together
>Be a swinging married couple
>Shit is cash
>Couldn't be happier
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>>739283972
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>>739263092
what sort of post have you found works best? I've tried a few times but had zero luck
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>>739268025
>my kids second grade teacher
hot af
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>>739284003
Hands down one of the funniest fucking things i've read in my life. Thats awesome.
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>>739284054
This
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>>739284054
for me I wait for them to come to me, but my posts usually involve offering to eat them out a ton with no required reciprocation. The two people Ive hooked up with I ended up fucking so lol
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>>739255648

I've sucked over 150 cocks...been fucked dozens of times...and fucked over 100 women...all from CL over the last 10yrs or so.

Was amazed that I could get women to show up at my front door ready to fuck...
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>>739269848
Not the guy you replied to, but you gotta find a filter. Like make the person mention the weather or something like that. Also, use an email you don't care about (or just make one to use for Craigslist and similar sites).
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>>739255648
Got me a FINE Trap in OC - she looked just like a girl, except down there she had this super cute Clit (ok it was a 4 inch cock) damn the things i did to her would make your head spin
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>>739285760
Pics?
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>>739259605
Had an "old" Volvo that I loved. 2001 S80. Had a few problems that made it obvious that Volvo Cars was owned by Ford when it was made (ABS module was a straight up piece of shit, water pump broke cause it was a plastic fan, etc), but god damn I loved that car.
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>>739285878
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found this guy on craigslist and let him play with my gf
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>>739285353

how nasty were these women and how many times have you gotten STDs
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>>739285760
Story?
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>>739284003
CUCKED
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>>739285987
I think cars in general became shitty after 2000. Cool stuff, but not necessarily durable.
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>>739284003

i fixed your story

>Be 22
>4 year realtionship with HS sweetheart
>Tired of same pussy, wanting to mix it up, not entirely sure how she feels about it
>Say fuck it and browse Casual Encounters on local CL
>Guy seekin MMW threesome
>Says he has a slut on speeddile who wants to fuck him again but with another guy to shake things up
>bingo.jpg
>After some talking and planning, he talks with her and organizes the threesome at his joint on the weekend
>didn't bother getting pics of her because i trusted his word when he said she was hot, i really didn't care
>Weekend comes, get the go ahead to head to his place, girl said she was out with friends so i called and said the same thing
>Feeling iffy about the whole ordeal but whatever
>Arrive, meet the guy, girl isn't there yet but he says she is on the way
>He's a pretty chill bro, i go use his bathroom to get ready
>While in the bathroom I hear the door open to a familiar voice
>I come out of the bathroom
>I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face
>It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it´s you"
>And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
You´re the love that I´ve looked for, come with me, and escape"
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>>739284003
Riiiiiight.
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>>739283866
lol I wonder if they thought you were serious? Odd they would use their work email.
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>>739286159


The women were never nasty...as I would not have sex with them if they were...some were 5/10...most were 7-8/10....the hottest was a 10/10 but also batshit crazy so theres that...

Most women took a while of emailing, talking on phone etc for days or even weeks before coming over...

Guys would cum over within 30 minutes of posting an ad :) guys are sluts.

Never got any STD- always had protected sex and always got checked regularly.
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>>739289740
How else would he believe them?
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>>739258459
>And I post under here. Cause. Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders
>Casual Encounters

kek
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i met this 70yo guy on CL.
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I used to regularly post ads asking for women that want to make money and had some good times.

Not my ad gets flagged immediately. Anyone in the uk know an alternative for finding poor slags?
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>>739258716
Show us.
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>>739286048
lol
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>>739257695
>Virginity
>Man

You know you only lose your virginity if you sex with a woman right?
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>>739259790
>Fed her curry
>Fucked after

That's a dangerous game my friend.
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>>739293545
Tell that to Anon.
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i jerked off and came all over this trannys asshole
>AMA
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Posted once around valentine's day, got a response from a very plain, chill girl, and was inside of her within 6 hours.

I haven't posted anything since, so I can go around like this saying my success rate with craigslist is 100 percent
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>>739294930
Look at them beautiful white people!
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>>739294770
What the FUCK
Why is this thread still around 11 hours later? /b/ is dead!
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>>739295078
lol nat?
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>>739284003
This nigga just greentexted the Piña Colada song..
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