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Share your secrets
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OP is a faggot
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>>739237771
I had sex with your mum
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Let an old guy off of CL fuck me out of curiosity. Pretty shitty time..
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>>739237990
thats no secret
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>>739237990
Everybody knows that
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>>739237771
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
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>>739238142
Good, she could use it.
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>>739238166
Gay?
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>>739238216
Moar
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>>739238166
story time
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>>739237771
I have no secrets. People have been violating my human rights since the day I was born.

Or built?

What the fuck am I.
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>>739238216
I got fongered once. It was horrible.
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when i was six i stole cookies out of the cookie jar. What a badass i am.
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>>739237771
I enter the disney page without asking my parents
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i shit my pants on the bus in 7th grade and no one ever found out
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>>739239863
on the way to school not from ;_;
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I'm a horrible, sarcastic, fat bitch and I fucking love it.
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>>739237771

I dropped a rock from an overpass and killed an elderly bus driver. In edmonton Alberta. Hit him right in the gut.

Pretended to be remorseful so I wouldn't get jail, but I'm glad I did it. Old bastard.

https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/rock-flung-from-overpass-kills-alberta-bus-driver/article25298169/%3Fservice%3Damp
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Sometimes when I go to a fast food restaurant I take more ketchup than I need.
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>>739240043
you and 50% of office workers
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>>739240201
Thankfully I'm not an office worker, I run my own business and best part is I deal with shit heads how they deserve to be treated.
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My finger smells like ass. No clue why. But it is affecting my work. At McDonalds.
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>>739240443
Well there you go! Where you work is the answer.
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>>739240050
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I sometimes catch about 20 live mice and then I put them in a plastic bin and systematically murder them one by one In front of each other. Each in their own brutal way. A wrench to the head. An axe to chop in half. Chopstick up the ass and through the entire body. Etc. Pretty awesome.
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>>739240604
Did mommy not love you enough??
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>>739240674

I'm working up to cats.
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I'm the serial poo smearer at work. They've been trying to catch me for 3 years, but I'm one step ahead of them.
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Stole a woman's panties out of her gym bag at work and jerked it while sniffing them. 10/10 would recommend. Can't wait to do it again.
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>>739237771
Lost my virginity to a fat black woman
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>>739240796
Once you get to actual pussy, then we'll talk, champ.
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I bareback bitches even tho I have herpes and probably other stds don't tell them basically ruin their life I dunno I'm going to hell probabaly
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I masturbate to the idea of being held down and impregnated against my will.
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>>739237771
I sometimes shit immediately after a shower.
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>>739241356
Get on omegle now and add 4chan and rape as your interests
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I have a huge smegma fetish.
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>>739241372
I shit in the shower
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New project;
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>>739241666
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I use my female friends/acquaintances personal info (or whatever they post on facebook) to reset their passwords and look into their icloud/email accounts. I just want to look at their nudes if they have them. I never save any of their REAL private info (ssn, credit cards etc.) and never share anything I find with anybody. I have very close friends whose trust I have betrayed and they do not know (and have seen pretty much all of them naked) but I would never judge any of them for or hold anything against any of them. I just want to see pictures that were not meant for anybody to see, it really gets me off and I can't seem to stop. I half-wish that apple would speed up their security options so that I could not do it anymore.

And don't ask me how I do it, it is just resetting passwords with security questions.
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>>739239785
11/10 secret
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>>739240050

Now that's what I call edgy
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>>739237771
I'm a trap and I let random guys I meet at conventions fuck me.
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Just found out one of my friends has HIV.
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>>739241704
Dont bring it up if you arent gonna share you lying faggot
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>>739240796
Why?
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>>739241771
I wanna see youuuu
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>>739240192
I do that too, even at home. That's my deepest secret
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>>739240050
You're a terrible person. Fucking nutjob.
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>>739241837
facebook has all kinds of personal info on it shared willingly.
enter email > enter birthday > answer questions and you're in.
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>>739241842

Because animals suck and I want to torture them and kill them. Cats would be even funnier because they trust people. I'll post pics after a do a couple.
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>>739240604
>>739240796
Can someone please get this guy before he starts killing people?
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>>739241976
Yeah and then when you log in on a new device the person is alerted to it and knows something is up....
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>>739242030
Humans are animals too, so you should start killing people
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>>739240050
> edmonton Alberta
Not capitalizing the E. Go back to Calgary.
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>>739242130
Well, yeah. But I mean you have their passwords so you just log into their email and delete the login alert. It's not hard. Hardly anyone actually uses the 2fa on their devices.
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>>739242214

Maybe children one day. But I'm working on my tolerances.
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I wanna pin this girl down on the bed and fuck her with her legs up and fill her pussy with my cum
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>>739242221

Edmonton is mostly fags
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>>739242221
What a fucking asshole. Shit like this is why secrets threads are cancerous.
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>>739237771
We played with a dead girls vagina once, my aunt died and I touched her before I called 911, she was ill at home so it was expected but she was still warm
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>>739242543
What about Peace River Folk?
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My penis has decided I apparently want to fuck my cousins. I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....

I also let my nieces shower with Andy's warm logs. Nothing sexual happens and the parents are cool with it. Just showering with Andy's steamy dreamlogs.
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>>739241879
I rathee not show myself. Sorry!
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I'd trade every aspect of my life to get her if she'd only ask.
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>>739242757
Tell me more ;)?
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>>739242746
>I'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm guessing you feel very American.
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>>739242835
You let randoms fuck you but letting me see your body is off limits?
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>>739242865
Weird
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>>739242757
This
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>>739242699

Also fags and meth heads.
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>>739241704
I do similar things but I'm usually more subtle if I can be.

But yeah, just cant stop trying to milk my friends/workmates for nudes if I ever get the chance. nothing feels better than that rush as you find some win.
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This one time my brother and I were at a subway platform and we were holding around. I accidentally pushed him and he fell onto the tracks right as the train arrived. He was crushed to death. I never told anyone it was my fault.
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>>739243082

+1
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>>739243346
shit anon im sorry
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i sucked a dick for money once
>឴ ឴ ឴▲
>▲឴ ឴▲
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>>739242699

This was me:

http://www.dailyheraldtribune.com/2008/09/03/peace-river-shooting-a-mystery-rcmp-believe-incident-may-be-drug-related
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My real name is fasty, the fastest of the fasts, i am so fast, that in the moment you have read this, i already fucked your mom and you didn't even noticed
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>>739239507
What
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>>739243694
Mom's dead, did your 2inch fast dick bring her back?
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>>739243691
You're a fucking dumbass
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Anyone else into bestiality? Just me? Someone please make me feel like less of a freak
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My Fiance is a taxidermist by trade. Every large furry pet she has ever owned she has stuffed and kept for emotional reasons. I use to think it was weird and made her put them all in storage in the attic, but now it's different. When she leaves to go to work on Fridays i'm off. It isn't just any normal day. Fridays are ULTIMATE TAXIDERMY BATTLE ROYALE day.

I'll take out all of her stuffed pets from the attic and line them up in a perfect circle on the living room floor and choose champions to face each other off in battle. I'll grab a large dog and a small cat and smash their stuffed faces into each other making growling and hissing sounds in the process while humming a fighting beat to enhance the battle.

Sometimes the champions break the rules though. And ole Beaudreax pulls out a knife and stabs Sassy right in the face. A victory dance on his hind legs is warranted for the mighty warrior at the end of battle. I just wiggle him back and forth humming a victory tune for him. The fiance still hasn't figured it out and assumes rats are chewing holes in them.
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>>739243932

Fuck you. Come at me bro. I'll shoot you too. Nigger.
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I sleep naked and leave myself uncovered so my step-daughter can see it.
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>>739244215
Any bitch can shoot a gun. The fact that you're stupid enough to brag about it on the internet is amazing. Do you think anyone's impressed or intimidated by you? Stupid bitch, have fun getting the shit kicked out of you in jail.
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>>739244150
Yep! I love watching a chick get knotted. And horses.
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Sometimes I squirt catsup up my butt in the morning. Then I got to work and take a "bloody" dump and don't flush. It's the talk of my workplace because management thinks someone is dying. Pretty funny.
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>>739244452

I'm not going to jail, day. That was years ago. I got away with it. As I always do. Nigger.
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>>739242934
Yeah? Is that a problem for you?
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>>739244507

The ketchup shitter has returned! I loved your thread. Do you still have pics?
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I jerk off at work daily.
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>>739244507

We need the pics. Please have them still!
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>>739241704
>>739241976
Doesn't work anymore. I tried that a year ago on a friend and the acc got locked for 24 hours and hand to be unlocked via her phone. also icloud wont let you log in unless you're on the same ip, and you cant get much just from logging in the browser version otherwise. Not saying you're lying, just my experience with both.
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>>739244507

Ketchup man! You're a Brit, right? Make with the pictures!
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>>739244150
not into it but fine with it. dated a girl who liked dogs, would do it again.
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>>739244468
I tend to stay into the light stuff, fucking love watching dogs getting sucked off
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I know this lady.
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>>739244158
Kek
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>>739245198
My SO doesn't know I'm into it, as they have 3 dogs and would probably think I'm a creep if I told them. Obviously wouldnt go for their dogs but you know how people are.
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>>739244150
Naw man I am too
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>>739244507

Why?
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>>739245479
always tricky to hide a kink that big from your SO. my fiance doesn't know about a lot of the shit I'm into.

just make sure that if you actually fuck dogs sometime, you do it in a completely safe setting where there is zero chance of being found out.
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>>739245594
What kind? I've only ventured as far as dogs, wanna try other things though.
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>>739237771

Me and my girlfriend live together. I work from home so I basically never have to leave the house.

When her friends come to visit, every single time without fail, during the next day after they've slept over, I carefully open their travel bags or whatever and masturbate with their panties. Fresh ones and new ones. It's amazing.
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one of my sisters friends was over, she was knocked out, I unclothed her and took photos
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>>739245692
I think about it but i dont know how i would be able to do such things. One day in the future though, i plan on it.
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>>739245781
I've only been with dogs. Too chicken to try other animals. I'd so let a wolf knot me though
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i was sexually abused during the ages of 5-9 by my older brother and ive also been raped and abused in different situations too
i never really thought that people who have been abused once are more likely to have it happen to them again but?? i guess its true lmao
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>>739245934
with a lot of planning, and maybe a couple of lies.

If you're lucky you'll be asked to dogsit for somebody and get some alone time. If not, you've got to engineer a situation.
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>>739246078
lmaooo
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>>739245949
Never done it with animals before, but I've gotten horniest just watching videos. My own SO doesnt even get me that horny.
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>>739237771
>stupid faggots domain about dumb shit. Any real juicy secrets get FBI on your ass so you'd have to be retarded to post
>>739240604
Well ok I guess I was stupid enough to think these people would realize that. These threads are worth it if freaks like this asshole can get found out and put on a watch list

To contribute one secret is stay up until 4am lurking on 4chan in my phone in bed
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I want to die but too pussy to do it
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>>739246101
That would be easy but i worry if the dog is neutered, then i wouldnt get anywhere.
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>>739245198
>>739245479
>>739245692
My girlfriend cheated on me with a dog...
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>>739246332
Oh man, that hurts. Sorry dude
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>>739241700
Dude how fucked up are you lol

You gunna move on to people?
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Back in 2010 my gf cheated on me and begged me to take her back and that she'd do anything

I fucked her ass with no lube and peed in her butt because 4chan had made me want to see what it was like

She cried but I had a great time
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I think I'm an exmuslim? Been raised a Muslim and I'm currently 21 y/o. I feel like my life has never been up to potential. I'm doing really well in college, got scholarships and shit, never drank/smoked, never went out to party.

But apparently my parents just want more from me? Aren't I already a "perfect Muslim" never had a GF, never stole, fasted during all Ramadans and shit.

They noticed i stopped praying. They're very concerned. I can't tell them to fuck off, can't tell them I'm not too overly religious anymore. What the fuck do I do?
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>>739246308
Wow, welcome to the rest of the fucking world pal.
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Anyway, sometimes I've gotten really horny and came on people's clothes that they left at my house. More than just a couple times.
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>>739246330
you hoping to be fucked rather than fuck, then?

neutering definitely has an effect. I know its possible for a neutered dog to get hard, but I think the odds of it are seriously reduced.

I've only ever tried with un-neutered. no chance you can get half an hour alone with one of those dogs to suck its dick and see what happens, as an experiment?
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>>739246533
Stop focusing on a set religion and especially don't let your parents' feelings dictate your own life.

Do what YOU feel is right, not what anyone else feels. I know that 21 years of conditioning probably did a number on your psyche, but you can break out of it.
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>>739240604
>>739241666
>>739241700
>>739242030
>>739242303
>>739242431
So FBI you gunna do something?
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>>739246413

One day probably. But if like to set violent booby traps to maim people as a start. You know: like digging a hole and putting sharp sticks in the bottom and covering the top with leaves. That would be spectacular. Like Vietnam.
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Im about to shit in the shower. Might take a pic.
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>>739244158
Comedy gold anon
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>>739246545
Oh shut up, at least I don't dedicate a thread to my suicidal thoughts unlike half you piss babies.
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>>739246598
Not very likely, even if I had tried I go over too often and the dogs would just act weird. Aside from that I don't think I'd get any of them to lay still and take it for even a moment
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>>739246403
It's conflicting though, because I found the idea arousing, but she did it without my knowledge.
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i have a wife and kid, but i hate everything about my life and honestly feel zero connection and attachment to either of them, so i'm thinking about walking away and disappearing and never looking back.
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>>739246847
Calm down fag
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>>739246078
Lmao
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>>739247113
Do it, you need to be happy, they'll learn to live with your choice, why be emotionally dead?
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>>739241234
Faggot thats illeagal now
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>>739246935
I'm on your fucking side. What I'm saying is that anyone who won't admit that they think of suicide is full of shit.
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>>739247006
sounds like you're in a pickle at the moment then anon.

I'd settle back, bide your time, and wait for an opportunity to arise. it's bound to eventually and you can keep fapping to dog on man action in the meantime.
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>>739247189
it s pretty silly
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>>739241356
Tits?
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>>739247054
Talk to her about it, see if she'd do it again but this time recording or with you.
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>>739246847
Why? What is your motive? Is it just exciting for you or What? Also no one is retarded enough to fall for Vietnam style booby traps. Or maybe they are idk
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>>739247262
Oh wow, I'm a dumb cunt, sorry about that dude
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>>739247264
One can hope. Thanks for the tips though, hopefully I run into a dog I'd never see again and get some alone time with it.
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>>739241666
Keep it up anon! Nice quads too well deserved
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>>739247230
i think that's the first time anyone ever encouraged me to do it. most people's response seems to be, "too bad, you're stuck for life now that you had a kid, man up and get over it."

i feel like i could actually be happy if i left, and i know that i wont be if i stay. i can see how my entire life will go if i stick around, and i hate what i see.

anyway, thanks for the encouragement.
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>>739247439
She has done it again, many times. It's kind of a complicated situation, but we're still together, and she lets the dog fuck her regularly. The stupid part is that it was my dog originally, and I let her adopt it, knowing full well about her fantasies. But she said she didn't want him for that. I was dumb enough to believe her.
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>>739240192

you monster
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I love swallowing cum and getting my ass pounded hard
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>>739247803
0/10
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>>739247803
dude fucking hell
>get it on video
>have the greatest blackmail material on her you can
>make her fulfill whatever sexual fantasy you want
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i fucked my friend who is married man and a closeted homosexual
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I video recorded my sister in law changing in the bathroom. The quality was shitty and it wasn't a clear view of titties or piss, but she's got a godtier ass. I tried to share on here but the file was too large.
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>>739247453
I usually only come here to vent and be a prick, but you're not a dumb cunt. Just relax, bro.

We're all gonna die someday anyway, so try to just focus on the days that aren't as shitty and try not to dwell on the future or the past.
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>>739247686
No one should be miserable, plus your family may be upset for a while but why let them watch you fall into melancholy depression/boredom. Live your life, see some shit, experience it. They'll understand.
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>>739247922
I mean, she's still my girlfriend and we do stuff together. And I really like her a lot, so I don't want to lose her. It's just knowing that she's being fucked by a dog more than me is humiliating.
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>>739244158

many kekas
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>>739247994
That's... Actually really insightful, thanks man.
You're right.
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When I was in HS, I went swimming in a nearby river with a friend of mine who was a little younger than me. I turned around to let her change into her swimsuit but I turned on my phone to record and aimed it behind me while in my hand. She was so cute too, ended up fucking her later that year and she was kinky as fuck.
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>>739237771
I'm a 20 year old female college student who is very flat-chested, and I have a fetish for being compared to and embarrassed by girls with huge tits.
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I'm secretly angry cause I found a porn clip I love but can't find the full thing. Anyone good at that stuff??
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>>739248350
Post tits..
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I'm a 23yo virgin, lonely, taking two antidepressants atm, never kissed, my sexuality is weard, idk if it is a hormone issue, sometimes I'm attracted to guys, sometimes to woman. I keep turning down some good opportunities because I kinda freeze when I'm talking to woman. I'm not shy, I just can't make a move.
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>>739248578
Get your dopamine levels checked asap
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>>739248350
found the trap with an unrealistic cover story for posting his manchest
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>>739248465 This.
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>>739248519
lol you read my post right, there really isn't anything to show.
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>>739242685
age?
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>>739248760
Still wanna see.
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I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him.
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes.
When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target.
I like the band Echosmith.
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>>739244269
age?
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>>739248760
I want to compare them to girls with actual tits

>also timestamp please
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>>739248919
Nice b8 fag
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>>739245868
do u put them on your cock or smell them?
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>>739246332

ruh roh
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>>739247956
do u fap to it? does she look like her sister?
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>>739248897
>>739248931
>I want to compare them to girls with actual tits
Fuck... I walked right into that lol. I just came here to tell my secret, I didn't plan on uploading pics of my sorry tits...
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>>739247450
The Vietnamese were
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>>739249370
too late for that anon. lets see that disappointingly flat chest.
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>>739247230
YOLO
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>>739247230
Because his actions have consequences, and doing so will fuck up others lives. Why be emotionally dead with a wife and kid? theres alot of joy there. Rearrange your priorities and stop being a faggot. Your kid will always blame their self, because they weren't good enough to make their parent happy.
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>>739237771
>>739237771
I almost fucked my gf's younger bro..

He was 13, I was 23. He told me he was interested and i was instantly turned on. He wasn't ok with me blowing him but he did help jerk me off. was infatuated by my 9" cock.

No head but handjob was more than enough
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>>739249370
have u ever been embarrassed by a girl with bigger tits than you?
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I'm obsessed with an emo girl that works as a prostitute who is fucking psycho, only because drunk, she said that she loves me.
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>>739249538
0/10
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>>739248658
Just doin some reading, gotta check that right away, indeed.
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I have a want to end all unworthy souls. One who had a chance, and failed at it. I could go into so much detail, but I'll keep it short. I basically want to go down in history as the worse Columbine shooters. Except not at a school. One at a time. Every, last, one of those insignificant piles of shit.
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>>739249769
getting a handjob from a 13 yo is definitely not a 0/10
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>>739249501
Fuuuuck, stop tempting me anon

>>739249589
Yes, many times. The best (or worst) is usually when the girl is younger than me, but she clearly has much larger breasts than me. It makes me feel extra embarrassed (good). This happened more than once in high school...
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>>739238216
story
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>>739250016
the made up story about it is
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>>739248102
I understand dude, must be hard to deal with that. Just come clean, tell her you what you think/feel. The worst that could happen is an arguementative no but its whatever, you tried.
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>>739250021
thats hot anon... tell some of the stories of how it happened, who she was and what she said?
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>>739250021
>stop tempting me anon
why? you want us to ridicule that boyish body of yours, you want to be tempted.
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I am into incest, get off on thinking of my dad or brother touching me but I would most likely not do it. Any explanation?
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This is one of the best FED threads ever. It's continuous. They just want all you fucktards to tell on yourselves.
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>>739250021
>says am gril
>talks about her tits
>is surprise when told tits or gtfo
>doesn't show tits

the fuck you think this is
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>>739250308
what do u fantasize doing with them? have u done anything with them before?
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>>739250308
Please tell us sexy story of you pretend be girl
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>>739250308
>any explanation
depends. how old are you, and got any weird shit that happened in your childhood?
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I'm into almost anything sexually. Used to jerk off with my step mother's dirty panties for the thrill. She's very unattractive though. Have experimented with beastiality. My brother got me to suck him off almost every day for a while when I was young. I was into it. I manipulated another kid into sucking me off when I was like 8 or 9. Used to masturbate in class all the time, too. Just quietly married now, though. Boring life in comparison.
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>>739250412
I think of them licking me, me sucking them off or them doing me doggy style. Have not had a real experience, sad to say.
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>>739250637
how long have u fantasized about this? do u ever try to see their cocks or smell their underwear or anything like that?
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>>739250423
When my bf is licking my breasts an im close i think of one of my relatives doing it and touching me, makes me feel shameful but thrills me
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>>739250021
green text story of first time?
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>>739250451
As far as I can recall, just one time a stepbrother of my dad's pinning me down, attempting to touch me and me running downstairs crying. I was 4 at the time so hardly much recollection. I guess that could be it. And the reason Im into being forced, pinned down.
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>>739250146
Well, sometimes casual conversations or situations that involves our breasts being compared can be a turn-on in itself, but if you want a story where the girl was really mean about it I can give you one.

One time I was at my friend's house senior year of high school, and me and her sister got into an argument while she was gone. I was 18 at the time, and she was 15, but she easily had D-cup breasts while I was as flat as I am now. At one point she just starting slinging insults and I would calmly reply back with my own without it really affecting me. But then suddenly she hits me with "Well at least I have tits."

I got quiet after that, but not for the reason she thought. She quickly had a smirk on her face, and thinking she found my "weakness" starting going on about how "I'm a fucking Sophomore and I have bigger tits than you." and "so that's right, shut your fucking mouth you flat bitch." and things to that effect. I couldn't say a word, she was hitting all of my sweet spots, and I could feel my face flushing red.

Eventually I got up to go use the restroom to try to calm down, and of course as I was trying to walk past her she "accidentally" brushed past me so that her right tit squished up against my arm, same arrogant look on her face.

I had to relieve myself in the bathroom.

>>739250191
Hnnnnng stooop

>>739250344
I have no tits to show anon
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>>739251046
that could be it. lotta girls are into being forced regardless.

I've known one or two femanons who had some kinda incestuous thoughts about brother/father and got over it, just a a weird stage in their lives. hormones are weird, feelings find weird outlets, shit like that.

If you think they're up for it you can try fucking them if you want, otherwise just stick to fantasy.
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>>739250728
I think I was curious and just happened to like it. Never tried, as I've never had the oppurtunity to.
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I showered with a 9yo girl this weekend, and quite a few times before also.
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>>739251125
you're going to show us them.

I might show them to my gf, she's got some nice firm D cups and enjoys humiliating sub girls sometimes.
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>>739251125
so touching her tit made you horny so that you had to masturbate ? how do your breasts get compared to others? what is the context that that might happen? ever had a ffm where that happened?
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>>739247956
post on imgur? im interested anon.
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>>739240043
If femanon tits or gtfo
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i have been in love with my friend Bobbi since I first laid eyes on her five years ago and have since collected alot of pics of her and seen her top to bottom recently and I'm tellin' ya b, that clam is bad as fuck. just waiting for that rebound to dip and she'll be mine
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>>739251203
Will most likely stick to fantasies, thanks for clearing that up though, helps.
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>>739251266
how old r you and how old r they?
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>>739251425
post her bottom
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Major foot fetish, 2 female friends stay over while i live in big city. One is has big arches size 9 wide feet, the other is a 10 with thin skinny feet and really long toes. When asleep after drink i rub my johnson on thier feet. I jerk off smelling their flat pumps. I evebtually came in their shoes, forgot clean up and the next morning Im having a smoke and the girls walked out to join me while wearing the shoes I came into the night before... I nearly had a heart attack... Very sexy
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>>739251527
I'm 22, they are 27 and 48
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>>739250021
Show us your fucking mosquito bite tits you slut.
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>>739251696
Any other experiences like that?
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>>739237771
Armpit fetish here, I don't like smelling but they are so soft to the touch and so nice on some girls that I just get hard
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>>739240050
Nigga the size of a basketball?
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>>739251352
Omgg... I can't believe I'm even considering this.

>>739251367
Yess, the build-up of her insulting me and then her pressing her big tit into me was just too much. She could be such a bitch, but fuck it was hot.

>how do your breasts get compared to others? what is the context that that might happen?

One instance would just be in the girl's locker room during gym, or just friends talking casually. Large-chested friends complaining about what a "burden" their tits are, and how it must be "so easy" for me. Recently I let a younger cousin use my button-up jacket since it was raining and she didn't have anything to wear, but she couldn't button it up past her breasts. She emphasized it with "Ugh your shirt is way too small, this is like for a kid." For reference I'm 5'8" and thin, she's 5'4" and has either C's or D's by my guess.

>ever had a ffm where that happened?
No unfortunately, but I'd love to try it one day. I don't care if I don't get any attention and he just fucks the big-titted slut the entire time while ignoring me, I'd probably get off even more tbh.
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>>739251772
which one do u want to fuck more? do u get jealous when women hook up with them?
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>>739244150
I'd let a dog or a horse fuck my girlfriend. I'd love it
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>>739244875
Explain
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>>739252180
I'm just over protective in general, i don't like when they talk to other women
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>>739252226
Wish my SO was like you, I've joked about it before and they think its pretty nasty
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>>739252088
Damn, you are a kinky girl. This girl I fucked back in high school was flat as a board too and she loved when I called her my little flat chested slut. I'd show pics but by the time she was an adult she had C cups, unlike you.

I've always been a big fan of flat chests. In my experience, the little ones are more sensitive. Take the fucking picture.
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>>739251696
yeh few more my house mate was a smoking Turkish girl, whenever sex chat came up she would state how she refuses to swallow... So whever I made her food she always got given special ingredients. One time she bought a frozen pizza and over the space of a week that thing got given about 20 loads and just popped back in freezer. Caught her eating it with friend, said how it tasted different but said new n improved on box and she preferred it... Im hard just remembering. Ive got loadsa like this...
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>>739252088
thats pretty hot, you describe your fantasy well... do you ever show them to your friends and compare them? i find large breasts to be distracting and some of the hottest sex ive had has been with flat chested women
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>>739244150
>Tue
Only if it's a girl getting fucked>>739243932
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>>739252088
> I can't believe I'm even considering this.
you're not just considering it, you're wet at the thought of being exposed like that, of us all seeing your shame.

If they're as small as you say I might be able to get her on skype with you, so you can sit there ashamed and playing with yourself while she's in my lap telling you how unfuckable you are.
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>>739252491
Same dude, I don't even bother checking out videos couples or just guys make
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>>739252282
which one do u want to suck more?
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>>739252352
What do you mean?
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>>739252352
are you m or f?
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>>739252088
Lol youre a girl, you can just mention how much you like your friends tits and touch them and theyd probably just take it as a compliment instead of you perving on them. Have you ever tried that?
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>>739252352
my partner thinks I'm disgusted by bestiality and I'm the one who helped an ex fuck a dog.

if somebody says 'haha I bet you like bestiality right' thats not when you admit to it, you're gonna say no regardless.
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>>739252639
They find bestiality disgusting, as they are a dog lover
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>>739252617
My brother
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>>739241666
>>739241700
that is pretty badass, tbh
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>>739252792
>>739252839
Exactly. But I always hope to see a dog fucking my gf so hard
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I'm a relatively popular guy in a small college that blasted this nerd girl in cheap hotel rooms this year. We never once spoke in public. I completely ignored her and she was cool with it.

Pretty sure I love this girl :( She is the smartest and most compassionate girl I have ever met but I can't even look her in the eye after treating her like that.
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>>739252651
I want to see if you can figure it out, look at my past replies
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>>739252359
>I'd show pics but by the time she was an adult she had C cups, unlike you.
Fuck... why am I getting aroused...

>>739252380
In the locker room yeah, me and a few friends compared and felt each others breasts. And I was the smallest of course. Believe it or not this happens in girl's locker rooms more than you might think. Everyone started focusing on our one friend who was already quite big at the time though, and people were basically done with me as soon as they started since there was "nothing to feel". Yes this turned me on greatly.

>>739252523
>you can sit there ashamed and playing with yourself while she's in my lap telling you how unfuckable you are.
Ughhh fuuuck yes... her big bountiful tits being groped and lusted over while I'm laughed at for having nothing...

...

Fuck
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>>739253037
0/10
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>>739241024
You've already said this shit
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>>739252792
Well obviously i wouldn't outright say it to just anyone
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>>739252879
which one would u rather fuck?
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I'm actively trying to find a woman who wants to start an incest family, anyone know a good site to find like minded? Am Australian.
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>>739239863
I shit myself on the bus from D.C. to NJ. Sat in it for 6 hours. Kids started turning on eachother acusing one another and cause a mass hysteria within the bus. Pretended to sleep the whole way back, never got caught. It was a pretty dank stank on that bus full of 8th graders
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>>739253037
>her big bountiful tits being groped and lusted over while I'm laughed at for having nothing.
you know you want that to happen. and I can make it happen for you, it's been a while since she had a chance to let her dom side loose.

first step is showing us that worthless excuse for a set of tits though
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>>739252961
how did u hook up? what led to the cheap hotel fuck sesh?
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>>739252942
Who knows, maybe I'll just have to get them alone once and just come clean, maybe they're also into it, i sure hope that if they aren't, they at least dont think I'm a fucking nasty creep
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>>739253037
You're aroused because you like being bullied by anonymous men on the Internet over your tiny titties. You know that real women have big, bountiful breasts and every time you look in the mirror you're reminded that your flat chest can never compare to a nice set of tits. Here, let me help you out by showing you some actual breasts. See how they're big enough for her to grab?

Now your turn.
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>>739253196
cant think of any aus girls into that. I know a couple who'd happily play along with the fantasy but not sure they'd be down with the real thing.
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>>739253037
what did they say when they touched yours? were they all touching your large breasted friend a lot? what did you think when you touched hers?
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>>739253165
My dad I fantasize about him most often.
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>>739252961
you're a weak faggot. you fashion socializing and life like a bitch does. you're not a man, you're an upper middle class pretty boy fluffy dipshit faggot at a small liberal arts college who has been handed everything and whose entire life revolves around eating other people's shit and being a catty bitchmade nothing. you're female.
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>>739253407
>still playing along like this is real
lol
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>>739253480
Odds are good it's a fat guy LARPing, but the potential payoff is too high to give up.
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I lost my virginity at 10 years old
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>>739253466
why would u rather suck your brother but fuck your dad? would u swallow their cum ?
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I started a relation that is me getting cucked, but by my daughter. Love seeing her pounded
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>>739253531
>>739253480
of course its fake, but I'm gonna fap anyway.
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>>739253268
Ran into her hammered coming home from a party and talked to her. Then, fucked her in a motel a week later after arranging it and getting her number.
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>>739253619
Story?
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>>739246533

kill some infidels to make it up to them
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>>739237771
I am in love with my friends little sister
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>>739248578 I feel you man
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>>739240427

You sound kind of dumb.
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>>739253477
Yeah whatever man, you know nothing about me. I know enough to know you have to be a fake, slightly scummy shittalker to get ahead in life.
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