I sometimes catch about 20 live mice and then I put them in a plastic bin and systematically murder them one by one In front of each other. Each in their own brutal way. A wrench to the head. An axe to chop in half. Chopstick up the ass and through the entire body. Etc. Pretty awesome.
I use my female friends/acquaintances personal info (or whatever they post on facebook) to reset their passwords and look into their icloud/email accounts. I just want to look at their nudes if they have them. I never save any of their REAL private info (ssn, credit cards etc.) and never share anything I find with anybody. I have very close friends whose trust I have betrayed and they do not know (and have seen pretty much all of them naked) but I would never judge any of them for or hold anything against any of them. I just want to see pictures that were not meant for anybody to see, it really gets me off and I can't seem to stop. I half-wish that apple would speed up their security options so that I could not do it anymore.
And don't ask me how I do it, it is just resetting passwords with security questions.
I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....
I also let my nieces shower with Andy's warm logs. Nothing sexual happens and the parents are cool with it. Just showering with Andy's steamy dreamlogs.
This one time my brother and I were at a subway platform and we were holding around. I accidentally pushed him and he fell onto the tracks right as the train arrived. He was crushed to death. I never told anyone it was my fault.
My Fiance is a taxidermist by trade. Every large furry pet she has ever owned she has stuffed and kept for emotional reasons. I use to think it was weird and made her put them all in storage in the attic, but now it's different. When she leaves to go to work on Fridays i'm off. It isn't just any normal day. Fridays are ULTIMATE TAXIDERMY BATTLE ROYALE day.
I'll take out all of her stuffed pets from the attic and line them up in a perfect circle on the living room floor and choose champions to face each other off in battle. I'll grab a large dog and a small cat and smash their stuffed faces into each other making growling and hissing sounds in the process while humming a fighting beat to enhance the battle.
Sometimes the champions break the rules though. And ole Beaudreax pulls out a knife and stabs Sassy right in the face. A victory dance on his hind legs is warranted for the mighty warrior at the end of battle. I just wiggle him back and forth humming a victory tune for him. The fiance still hasn't figured it out and assumes rats are chewing holes in them.
>>739244215 Any bitch can shoot a gun. The fact that you're stupid enough to brag about it on the internet is amazing. Do you think anyone's impressed or intimidated by you? Stupid bitch, have fun getting the shit kicked out of you in jail.
Sometimes I squirt catsup up my butt in the morning. Then I got to work and take a "bloody" dump and don't flush. It's the talk of my workplace because management thinks someone is dying. Pretty funny.
>>739241704 >>739241976 Doesn't work anymore. I tried that a year ago on a friend and the acc got locked for 24 hours and hand to be unlocked via her phone. also icloud wont let you log in unless you're on the same ip, and you cant get much just from logging in the browser version otherwise. Not saying you're lying, just my experience with both.
Me and my girlfriend live together. I work from home so I basically never have to leave the house.
When her friends come to visit, every single time without fail, during the next day after they've slept over, I carefully open their travel bags or whatever and masturbate with their panties. Fresh ones and new ones. It's amazing.
i was sexually abused during the ages of 5-9 by my older brother and ive also been raped and abused in different situations too i never really thought that people who have been abused once are more likely to have it happen to them again but?? i guess its true lmao
>>739237771 >stupid faggots domain about dumb shit. Any real juicy secrets get FBI on your ass so you'd have to be retarded to post >>739240604 Well ok I guess I was stupid enough to think these people would realize that. These threads are worth it if freaks like this asshole can get found out and put on a watch list
To contribute one secret is stay up until 4am lurking on 4chan in my phone in bed
I think I'm an exmuslim? Been raised a Muslim and I'm currently 21 y/o. I feel like my life has never been up to potential. I'm doing really well in college, got scholarships and shit, never drank/smoked, never went out to party.
But apparently my parents just want more from me? Aren't I already a "perfect Muslim" never had a GF, never stole, fasted during all Ramadans and shit.
They noticed i stopped praying. They're very concerned. I can't tell them to fuck off, can't tell them I'm not too overly religious anymore. What the fuck do I do?
One day probably. But if like to set violent booby traps to maim people as a start. You know: like digging a hole and putting sharp sticks in the bottom and covering the top with leaves. That would be spectacular. Like Vietnam.
i have a wife and kid, but i hate everything about my life and honestly feel zero connection and attachment to either of them, so i'm thinking about walking away and disappearing and never looking back.
>>739247439 She has done it again, many times. It's kind of a complicated situation, but we're still together, and she lets the dog fuck her regularly. The stupid part is that it was my dog originally, and I let her adopt it, knowing full well about her fantasies. But she said she didn't want him for that. I was dumb enough to believe her.
I video recorded my sister in law changing in the bathroom. The quality was shitty and it wasn't a clear view of titties or piss, but she's got a godtier ass. I tried to share on here but the file was too large.
>>739247686 No one should be miserable, plus your family may be upset for a while but why let them watch you fall into melancholy depression/boredom. Live your life, see some shit, experience it. They'll understand.
>>739247922 I mean, she's still my girlfriend and we do stuff together. And I really like her a lot, so I don't want to lose her. It's just knowing that she's being fucked by a dog more than me is humiliating.
When I was in HS, I went swimming in a nearby river with a friend of mine who was a little younger than me. I turned around to let her change into her swimsuit but I turned on my phone to record and aimed it behind me while in my hand. She was so cute too, ended up fucking her later that year and she was kinky as fuck.
I'm a 23yo virgin, lonely, taking two antidepressants atm, never kissed, my sexuality is weard, idk if it is a hormone issue, sometimes I'm attracted to guys, sometimes to woman. I keep turning down some good opportunities because I kinda freeze when I'm talking to woman. I'm not shy, I just can't make a move.
I write shipping fanfiction. I listen to girlfriend audios. I don't drink or smoke because my dad became an addict right around the time I was born I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find something deeply uncomfortable about both. I last for about thirty seconds to a minute on average. When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice, would do the same for my armpits, and would sometimes shower with me. This went on until I was around 16 and he would also beat me if I ever denied him. Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes. When I was younger, girls at school used to hug me and random and would also tell me they loved me. Eventually I found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target. I like the band Echosmith.
>>739247230 Because his actions have consequences, and doing so will fuck up others lives. Why be emotionally dead with a wife and kid? theres alot of joy there. Rearrange your priorities and stop being a faggot. Your kid will always blame their self, because they weren't good enough to make their parent happy.
I have a want to end all unworthy souls. One who had a chance, and failed at it. I could go into so much detail, but I'll keep it short. I basically want to go down in history as the worse Columbine shooters. Except not at a school. One at a time. Every, last, one of those insignificant piles of shit.
>>739249589 Yes, many times. The best (or worst) is usually when the girl is younger than me, but she clearly has much larger breasts than me. It makes me feel extra embarrassed (good). This happened more than once in high school...
I'm into almost anything sexually. Used to jerk off with my step mother's dirty panties for the thrill. She's very unattractive though. Have experimented with beastiality. My brother got me to suck him off almost every day for a while when I was young. I was into it. I manipulated another kid into sucking me off when I was like 8 or 9. Used to masturbate in class all the time, too. Just quietly married now, though. Boring life in comparison.
>>739250451 As far as I can recall, just one time a stepbrother of my dad's pinning me down, attempting to touch me and me running downstairs crying. I was 4 at the time so hardly much recollection. I guess that could be it. And the reason Im into being forced, pinned down.
>>739250146 Well, sometimes casual conversations or situations that involves our breasts being compared can be a turn-on in itself, but if you want a story where the girl was really mean about it I can give you one.
One time I was at my friend's house senior year of high school, and me and her sister got into an argument while she was gone. I was 18 at the time, and she was 15, but she easily had D-cup breasts while I was as flat as I am now. At one point she just starting slinging insults and I would calmly reply back with my own without it really affecting me. But then suddenly she hits me with "Well at least I have tits."
I got quiet after that, but not for the reason she thought. She quickly had a smirk on her face, and thinking she found my "weakness" starting going on about how "I'm a fucking Sophomore and I have bigger tits than you." and "so that's right, shut your fucking mouth you flat bitch." and things to that effect. I couldn't say a word, she was hitting all of my sweet spots, and I could feel my face flushing red.
Eventually I got up to go use the restroom to try to calm down, and of course as I was trying to walk past her she "accidentally" brushed past me so that her right tit squished up against my arm, same arrogant look on her face.
>>739251046 that could be it. lotta girls are into being forced regardless.
I've known one or two femanons who had some kinda incestuous thoughts about brother/father and got over it, just a a weird stage in their lives. hormones are weird, feelings find weird outlets, shit like that.
If you think they're up for it you can try fucking them if you want, otherwise just stick to fantasy.
>>739251125 so touching her tit made you horny so that you had to masturbate ? how do your breasts get compared to others? what is the context that that might happen? ever had a ffm where that happened?
i have been in love with my friend Bobbi since I first laid eyes on her five years ago and have since collected alot of pics of her and seen her top to bottom recently and I'm tellin' ya b, that clam is bad as fuck. just waiting for that rebound to dip and she'll be mine
Major foot fetish, 2 female friends stay over while i live in big city. One is has big arches size 9 wide feet, the other is a 10 with thin skinny feet and really long toes. When asleep after drink i rub my johnson on thier feet. I jerk off smelling their flat pumps. I evebtually came in their shoes, forgot clean up and the next morning Im having a smoke and the girls walked out to join me while wearing the shoes I came into the night before... I nearly had a heart attack... Very sexy
>>739251352 Omgg... I can't believe I'm even considering this.
>>739251367 Yess, the build-up of her insulting me and then her pressing her big tit into me was just too much. She could be such a bitch, but fuck it was hot.
>how do your breasts get compared to others? what is the context that that might happen?
One instance would just be in the girl's locker room during gym, or just friends talking casually. Large-chested friends complaining about what a "burden" their tits are, and how it must be "so easy" for me. Recently I let a younger cousin use my button-up jacket since it was raining and she didn't have anything to wear, but she couldn't button it up past her breasts. She emphasized it with "Ugh your shirt is way too small, this is like for a kid." For reference I'm 5'8" and thin, she's 5'4" and has either C's or D's by my guess.
>ever had a ffm where that happened? No unfortunately, but I'd love to try it one day. I don't care if I don't get any attention and he just fucks the big-titted slut the entire time while ignoring me, I'd probably get off even more tbh.
>>739252088 Damn, you are a kinky girl. This girl I fucked back in high school was flat as a board too and she loved when I called her my little flat chested slut. I'd show pics but by the time she was an adult she had C cups, unlike you.
I've always been a big fan of flat chests. In my experience, the little ones are more sensitive. Take the fucking picture.
>>739251696 yeh few more my house mate was a smoking Turkish girl, whenever sex chat came up she would state how she refuses to swallow... So whever I made her food she always got given special ingredients. One time she bought a frozen pizza and over the space of a week that thing got given about 20 loads and just popped back in freezer. Caught her eating it with friend, said how it tasted different but said new n improved on box and she preferred it... Im hard just remembering. Ive got loadsa like this...
>>739252088 thats pretty hot, you describe your fantasy well... do you ever show them to your friends and compare them? i find large breasts to be distracting and some of the hottest sex ive had has been with flat chested women
>>739252088 Lol youre a girl, you can just mention how much you like your friends tits and touch them and theyd probably just take it as a compliment instead of you perving on them. Have you ever tried that?
>>739252359 >I'd show pics but by the time she was an adult she had C cups, unlike you. Fuck... why am I getting aroused...
>>739252380 In the locker room yeah, me and a few friends compared and felt each others breasts. And I was the smallest of course. Believe it or not this happens in girl's locker rooms more than you might think. Everyone started focusing on our one friend who was already quite big at the time though, and people were basically done with me as soon as they started since there was "nothing to feel". Yes this turned me on greatly.
>>739252523 >you can sit there ashamed and playing with yourself while she's in my lap telling you how unfuckable you are. Ughhh fuuuck yes... her big bountiful tits being groped and lusted over while I'm laughed at for having nothing...
>>739239863 I shit myself on the bus from D.C. to NJ. Sat in it for 6 hours. Kids started turning on eachother acusing one another and cause a mass hysteria within the bus. Pretended to sleep the whole way back, never got caught. It was a pretty dank stank on that bus full of 8th graders
>>739253037 >her big bountiful tits being groped and lusted over while I'm laughed at for having nothing. you know you want that to happen. and I can make it happen for you, it's been a while since she had a chance to let her dom side loose.
first step is showing us that worthless excuse for a set of tits though
>>739253037 You're aroused because you like being bullied by anonymous men on the Internet over your tiny titties. You know that real women have big, bountiful breasts and every time you look in the mirror you're reminded that your flat chest can never compare to a nice set of tits. Here, let me help you out by showing you some actual breasts. See how they're big enough for her to grab?
>>739252961 you're a weak faggot. you fashion socializing and life like a bitch does. you're not a man, you're an upper middle class pretty boy fluffy dipshit faggot at a small liberal arts college who has been handed everything and whose entire life revolves around eating other people's shit and being a catty bitchmade nothing. you're female.
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