How do I squirt? AMA

>>739228690
You can't ask a question and request an ama

Just hit your g spot loser

>>739228745
I just did

>>739228690
how old are you?

>>739228690
more pics op come on now

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>>739228690
literally why are you asking /b/ you can google it go to >>>/adv/ or ask friends whom have already squirted there is zero reason to come here
ps sharpie in pooper

>>739228690
you start by telling anons a story of when you masturbated yourself when you were little

piss while you cum

>>739228690
What's the 18th month

>>739228690
sharpie in pooper

>>739228690
show us another time stamp

>>739228797
18

>>739229100
we do dates like that in sweden lol

>>739228690
this is the worst fake timestamp

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Google g-spot massage.
Buy an njoy purewand.
https://heyepiphora.com/2010/07/my-love-the-pure-wand-plus-a-few-tips/

Ignore the people who call it piss.
You'll know when you get there that it's not piss.
It doesn't smell, has no taste, and doesn't feel like pissing.
And when you're done, you'll be able to go to the bathroom and empty a full bladder.

However, if it does come out yellow, smell of urea, and taste bad, you're probably hitting the bladder on accident. You'll know because the squirt won't accompany an orgasm in this case 80% of the time.

A real squirt will come with an intense orgasm, come in waves with your contractions, and be clear, odorless, tasteless, etc.
How much you get depends on the development of your skenes gland, apparently.

Some girls can squirt more than a guy ejaculates.
Some can't squirt at all.

>>739229255
What state is Sweden

>>739228871
What's the fun in that?

>>739229374
the fun is sharpie in pooper bitch show me that asshole

>>739229290
It's totally piss.....But that's ok

>>739229290
It's definitely piss

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>>739229143

>>739229290
squirt not being piss is a meme

>>739228791
Well played

>>739229321
a shitty one

>>739229594
What ugly nips;

>>739229753
thx <3

>>739229594
Hahhaha those look so fucking bad from this view, show pussy

>>739229594
I like your puffy nipples, puffies ftw!

>it's piss

>>739229837
shut the fuck up and neck yourself

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I'll rape u

>>739228690
where u located- might be able to offer my services

>>739228690
Cute tits. Show us your asshole? Sharpie in pooper

>>739229753
Bullshit, a nice mouthful. More to suck you faggot. If you want to suck a boys nipples then maybe try your brothers.

>>739229912
>not showing your face
Wonder why

>>739229912
post cock nao

>>739229919
sweden

>>739229911
What does it mean to neck?

>>739229493
>>739229573
>>739229643

It's factually not.
I've seen women squirt several times during a scene and then be forced to piss and lick it out of a bowl as part of a BDSM scene.

The squirt came out clear and odorless.
When they were made to piss, it came out yellow and you could smell it. How would she even have fluid to piss after squirting if it were piss?

Sometimes it IS urine. I've seen that and experienced it.
Pornstars are almost always urinating when they "squirt". The long constant stream is a dead giveaway. A real squirt is much less volumous and comes in short gushes in time with obvious vaginal contractions.

This is why the studies are all inconclusive.
Some women piss. Some legitimately squirt. So the studies find sometimes it's urine, sometimes it's some other fluid.

>>739229912
Nice febreeze you utter faggot

>>739229594
show us pussy

>>739229991
>face plainly visible
r u daft bruv

what is cos of the 4,976th root of 1, and would it be ok if i got that answer squared please.

>>739229594
Questionable age

>>739229912
Faggot

Show pussy

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>>739228690
>18/7
>euro cunt

>>739228690
start masturbating, edge, repeatedly

keep doing this until you get really wet... you may not actually squirt plus squirting is mostly piss anyhow.

>>739230040
lol

>>739229594
hahah nice puffies fag

>>739228690
drink water until you have to piss and then piss

>>739230040
Winner of the internet and guardian of truth and justice

>>739230099
>showing the side of your face in a dark room is "plainly visible"
yeah okay

>>739229594
come cam and lets see what you can do
> femanon
> cams
> .com
if you're gonna use your phone use puffin browser, otherwise any browser on a laptop/computer will work

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>>739229594
Do all swedish girls have tits like this? My ex did too pic related

>>739228962
/thread

>>739229912
That's pretty gay

>>739230122
i turn 19 in february lol

>>739230040
What is the other fluid and where does it come from? Just curious as you seem to be the squirt sensei

>>739228690
>>739229594
alright I'll accept that.

the answer is it depends.

I've known a couple of girls who could do it, and the main factors they said are:
>being really fucking turned on
>edging for a long time before they cum

some girls cant do it at all, so if it doesn't work it doesn't work.

>>739230286
Moar

Swedish girls tend to be hot. Are you an exception?

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>>739229991
>>739230099
ill rape u fags too

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>>739228690
show attempts and results.

just don't be afraid to masturbate even harder while you're cumming. preferably the g-spot. just let it ride

>>739230368
yes i am

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>>739228690
This

>>739230040
SQUIRT SENSEI GUIDE US

>>739230040
It's from the bladder. Its dat peeepeee

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>>739230040
squirt sensei we do not deserve you

>>739230238
Bumping this

Push down hard just above your pubic bone with one hand and finger/use dildo angled slightly uppwards (if you lie on your back). Try to relax just as you are about to cum, then push hard (almost like you want to push something out of your vagina) when you are about to climax. That works for like 4/5 girls i've met. If this dosent work, you probarbly cant

>>739228690
Gimmie your phone number I want a hot Swede gf

>>739228791

Hi Ama! You're so gorgeous, if you have a cam and wanna talk, reach us at

www

femanon
cams

com

A lot of women can advice you about everything. Let us know!

>>739230814
because i will definitely post it here

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>>739230239
>>739230150
>>739229684
>>739229594
>>739229290
>>739228690

>>739230902
Come onnnn

>>739230934
glad you came, which pic did it for you? Was it >>739230239?

>>739229594
>>739228690
Hallo svensker
How is living in a totalitarian country?

No hate btws and nice tits and yes I am a right-wing biker devil.

>>739230902

Anonimity is very important. So important that we have it in the name! fem-ANON :D

you got a kik bb?

>>739230239
No my girlfriend's aren't like that.
She was born in Sweden but has lived in USA for most of her life.

>>739231123
Hejhej XD

what is that XD anyway sweden sucks

>>739230148
She is Swedish you fucker
she already said it.

>>739230902
post boobies instead
boobies are better

>>739231054
more the idea of you trying to squirt

Ge mig din snapchat så ska ja hjälpa dig :)

>>739228690
Add me on Snapchat

>>739231352
Haha beror på hur gammal du är XD

>>739231221
reference?

>>739231395
whats your name then

get on cam
we'll try and help
> femanon
> cams
> .com

>>739228910
cha ching, squirting happens right after storytime...

>>739228690
add me on snap
quidquobro
ill send what you want

>>739231401
25, göteborg, har bil ;)

>>739230239
Yes they're swede potato tits

>>739231442
What's yours

>>739231482
>you
>wish

>>739231580
im not posting mine here wtf lol already have 60+ chat on kik

>>739231580
dude just send her ur name it's that simple
here, i'll show you:
add me on snapchat, my username:
bigmuffinman

>>739231558
:$ göteborska<3

>>739231482
this

>>739230239
You mean puffy?
My sister has them but she is Danish.

>>739231682
Can I add you

>>739231819
you bet, send me whatever you want

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>>739230448
Rip. At least you have your personality. And tits. Mostly tits.

>>739231682
i added you (op)

>>739230372
why would you get moldy labia in greek tattooed on your collar bone?

>>739231894
I'm not OP I'm a 24 year old dude

>>739231952
>>739232048
well whether or not OP or someone else added me i am sure it will be a good time

Not all women squirt. It is normally an involuntary reaction. It has been proven that the bladder feels up and releases from spasm contractions. It's not technically urine though.

So basically if you don't squirt, your body may just not do it. :-/ Sorry to be a bummer.

>>739228690
you're really cute, would you care to chat?

>>739232103
Can't do it too pussy

>>739228690
With my wife I put two fingers inside and rub on the roof of her vagina while I'm licking her, paying special attention to her clit. When she starts to moan and says no, no, no but grabs the back of my head, shoving it as hard as she can into her vag, I know that I am about to get 5 or 6 quick gushers in the face. After she cums she calls me a bastard and I know I did my job well.

>>739229290
The act is different from ordinary urination - but what about the liquid itself? Where does it come from and what is its constitution?

Hint: if you do an ultrasound before & after a squirt, you'll see the bladder goes from full to empty. And the liquid contains urea. And it smells like piss.

>>739232148
yes sure :)

>>739228791
clearly not well enough

>>739229594
I love tits, don't get me wrong, but I'm MUCH more of a pussy man. Even camel toe gets me rock hard. Care to share.. down there?

>>739229255
Dejtar i 18 månaden?
Date in the 18 month? Have no clue and yes i speak viking

Adda min snapchat DrakMajs, från gbg

>>739228690
Mating press. Seriously.

>>739232515
18/7/2017
day/month/year and your viking sucks

>>739231352
For those who don't speak the language she said "Skyrim is for the nords"

should totes kik, @not_a_grill

>>739232126
> bladder releases liquid
> not urine

Pick one

>>739232659
im planning on taking over skyrim and eradicate all nords (i play dunmer)

>>739232634
Jag pratar perfekt viking! Så ät en kuk och håll käften

>>739232603
vet ej om du stavade fel men jag hittade ej

>>739229912
All the muscles in the world cant change that Mormon church goer face

>>739232900
tror inte killen hade gillat om jag åt kuken :(

>>739232385
how was/is your day? tell me about it

Håller du på med cam sidor osv? Eller varför vill du lära dig att få fontän orgasm?

>>739232992
woke up super late, 3 pm because i played all night. kinda tired and hungry so i fixed food and then i went shoppig a bit. lazy day today :/ how was yours?

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>>739228690

>>739232515
>>739232659
Swedish isn't "viking" it's cuck

Danish is Viking

>>739233203
Nae det gör jag inte, vill mest typ känna hur det är haha

>>739230040
You are legitimately fucking retarded.

It's clear and odorless because it's not odorless at all you mongoloid. It's urine mixed with female ejaculate, hence the clearness, stickiness, and the lack of the distinct ammonia scent - it's overpowered.

>>739233295
addade

ITT: retatard ape men
Do not understand what pissing is
Or have any idea of basic human Anatomy

>>739233217
shit dude I went shopping today too, bought some much-needed clothing lol. What were you playing all last night?

Op here
I'm a guy lol
Your all retarded

>>739233264
Synd att du inte gör det.

>>739233766
Honestly all I bought was makeup so not very needed. I played Playerunknown's mostly but also other games. Do you play?

Show pussy

Snapchat op?

>>739234285
give me yours and i'll add you

>>739233957
I bought pubg yesterday lmao, not very good. I've been playing with some coworkers tho, seems like fun from what I've played

>>739230485
Lightly stimulate this spot then after a while it will feel like a slight swelling. Push in on it and boom hopefully you are stimulated enough to squirt

>>739234374
I didn't like it when I played on my friends account but then I bought it a few days ago and it's so fun now lol.

>>739229594
Can someone pls shop her tits on Sid the Sloth?

>>739234285
Xxxsmo4201216xxx

http://www.xvideos.com/video2847064/youporn_-_how_to_make_her_squirt

>>739234591
That seems to be the way I'm headed too, my first round was the opposite of fun but it's growing on me.

adda mig :) gtage123

>>739236055
I wish I was :(

Why do you think about small penis? Mines 5inches

>>739234366
Op?

>>739236330
yep

>>739236290
only been with one and his was 20cm so i dont know really

>>739236666
>Update
CHECCCCKKKKKEEEEDDDD

Your name wouldn't happen to be Cornelia would it?

>>739236577
finalkingdom1

>>739229255
If I post my Snapchat will you add me?

>>739236816
nope sorry

>>739236961
Okay haha I knew a Swedish chick, she kinda looked like you

>>739236853
i'll add
>>739236893
yep

Add me on snapchat OP: sixty15

>>739237073
>>739237170
added both now

>>739228690
You squirt by ME fucking you. I can make you squirt. Too bad you can't be with me.

>>739236666
Mines about 12.6cm. Any though on what you would think if you saw it?

>>739234591
and hey while we're at it, maybe we can talk more on kik: eustes-kun

>>739237242
can I send you dick snaps?maybe get a rate?

Har du lust att lägga till mig med? Skrytt

>>739237896
addat

And she blocked me...for some strange reason.

>>739237715
OP answer this pls

>>739238066
Checked. Did you send dick?

>>739230158
This. It's piss. Anyone who tells you otherwise is probably a) a squirter in denial, b) a watersports enthusiast, c) a virgin that's only ever seen it in porn.

>>739237715
fine but cant promise ill like them

>>739228690
Let me fuck you

>>739238992
im waiting

You still adding people on sc?

>>739239189
yep once my ipad stops overheating lol

>>739239292
Should I put it here?

>>739239057
Do you send nudes

>>739239471
yeah ill add you rn

>>739239505
i might

>>739240170
added

>>739239471
Post your snap

add me op
sc:eldoaustino

>>739231756
Prove it

I have a video of it
http://casualient.com/7498602/ree

>>739241147
added

>>739228690
>>739229594
>>739230239
Buy a decent camera poorfag

>>739237375
lol

>>739228690
insert two fingers into vagina and tilt upwards to massage tissue where clit is on the outside.

use other two fingers outside and slide past clit, then fiddle from the underside.
Combine with butt plug.

Op add my kik? EzToker420
25 male fit

>>739241326
Post pussyz.

>>739228690
I find that getting fucked in the ass or 69ing will do it.

>>739241425
I do have an actual camera but I'm too lazy to move the pics from it to my pc so I'm using a shitty ipad
>>739241420
added

Prova u are a real fem! Sharpie in pooper with time stamp

>>739228690
>>739241646
add me, ull like :P

>>739230372
tough guy fail

>moldy labia

oh and hehe on

show your VAGINA

Add me

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