How do I squirt?
literally why are you asking /b/ you can google it go to >>>/adv/ or ask friends whom have already squirted there is zero reason to come here
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Google g-spot massage.
Buy an njoy purewand.
Ignore the people who call it piss.
You'll know when you get there that it's not piss.
It doesn't smell, has no taste, and doesn't feel like pissing.
And when you're done, you'll be able to go to the bathroom and empty a full bladder.
However, if it does come out yellow, smell of urea, and taste bad, you're probably hitting the bladder on accident. You'll know because the squirt won't accompany an orgasm in this case 80% of the time.
A real squirt will come with an intense orgasm, come in waves with your contractions, and be clear, odorless, tasteless, etc.
How much you get depends on the development of your skenes gland, apparently.
Some girls can squirt more than a guy ejaculates.
Some can't squirt at all.
It's factually not.
I've seen women squirt several times during a scene and then be forced to piss and lick it out of a bowl as part of a BDSM scene.
The squirt came out clear and odorless.
When they were made to piss, it came out yellow and you could smell it. How would she even have fluid to piss after squirting if it were piss?
Sometimes it IS urine. I've seen that and experienced it.
Pornstars are almost always urinating when they "squirt". The long constant stream is a dead giveaway. A real squirt is much less volumous and comes in short gushes in time with obvious vaginal contractions.
This is why the studies are all inconclusive.
Some women piss. Some legitimately squirt. So the studies find sometimes it's urine, sometimes it's some other fluid.
Do all swedish girls have tits like this? My ex did too pic related
alright I'll accept that.
the answer is it depends.
I've known a couple of girls who could do it, and the main factors they said are:
>being really fucking turned on
>edging for a long time before they cum
some girls cant do it at all, so if it doesn't work it doesn't work.
show attempts and results.
just don't be afraid to masturbate even harder while you're cumming. preferably the g-spot. just let it ride
Push down hard just above your pubic bone with one hand and finger/use dildo angled slightly uppwards (if you lie on your back). Try to relax just as you are about to cum, then push hard (almost like you want to push something out of your vagina) when you are about to climax. That works for like 4/5 girls i've met. If this dosent work, you probarbly cant
Rip. At least you have your personality. And tits. Mostly tits.
Not all women squirt. It is normally an involuntary reaction. It has been proven that the bladder feels up and releases from spasm contractions. It's not technically urine though.
So basically if you don't squirt, your body may just not do it. :-/ Sorry to be a bummer.
With my wife I put two fingers inside and rub on the roof of her vagina while I'm licking her, paying special attention to her clit. When she starts to moan and says no, no, no but grabs the back of my head, shoving it as hard as she can into her vag, I know that I am about to get 5 or 6 quick gushers in the face. After she cums she calls me a bastard and I know I did my job well.
The act is different from ordinary urination - but what about the liquid itself? Where does it come from and what is its constitution?
Hint: if you do an ultrasound before & after a squirt, you'll see the bladder goes from full to empty. And the liquid contains urea. And it smells like piss.
You are legitimately fucking retarded.
It's clear and odorless because it's not odorless at all you mongoloid. It's urine mixed with female ejaculate, hence the clearness, stickiness, and the lack of the distinct ammonia scent - it's overpowered.
insert two fingers into vagina and tilt upwards to massage tissue where clit is on the outside.
use other two fingers outside and slide past clit, then fiddle from the underside.
Combine with butt plug.