ADVICE NEEDED - This is my wife. She's 45 and a total prude.

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>>739215392
Another pic of her

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>>739215392
Another. You can see what a prude she is in these. Sexy but prissy

is other girl keen?

>>739215554
is that your house?
fuck that is nice.

>>739215680
Nope. She's a little more open I think. But still a total prude when it comes to talk of sex

>>739215392

give a couple of drinks, and dare her to give your friend a sexy lapdance ( tell her he finds her really atractive) once she starts, keep edging her on for more, start with a grind, then tell her to remove her clothes and do it in lingery then tell her to let him slide his cock under her panties to give him an ass job and soo on.

I do it with my wife and it works amazingly

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>>739215392
I'm in the same boat as you OP. I have to basically force my girl to even take it doggy style...she gets off 10 or 15 times in a fuck session too.

My heart goes out to you Anon.

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>>739215997

I like the advice but the friend is actually another girl. I NEED to see them play with each other's tits. Here's the other girl

>>739216032

lol!! Exact same thing. She is usually around 2-3 orgasms a session, but they are nuts. Her pussy contracts around my cock over and over for a full minute tie or two each time. I can stop moving and her pussy will do the work. Her orgasms have actually made me cum. So it's a trade off. Incredible pussy. And those tits. Not adventurous.

Honestly if they're both total prudes might as well get them shitfaced.....
easiest way to profit

>>739215392
spa in room? you need to encourage nudity. you start though

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>>739216868

Ohhhhh I like that one. I don't think there is though. But...maybe I can somehow get us all dirty on the way back. We all have to get in shower together. Tough sell, but you never know.

Another of wife

Have you tried asking her? Maybe watch porn with two girls and one guy. She might ask you if you thibk it's hot. Hell how do you know this isn't what she is planning? You two and HER friend in a room.

>>739216868
This! Old bitches like feeling young as well, play "never have i ever" or some other dumb teenage shit and incept the idea that the things they havent done (lesbian stuff) is something theyre missing out on

>>739217211
Yes. Total shutdown. I don't think that's what she's up to though because one of our kids was supposed to come too but backed out last minute. Leaving just the three of us.

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>>739217251

Another good idea. It wouldn't surprise me if they were too prissy to even play that though. Especially my wife. Our friend would be more likely. But it's def something to put on the list to try.

>>739217592
Even prissy women dont like feeling left out, so if the friend gets into to, the alcohol will do the rest... also what usually gets her in the mood??

>>739215392
nearly happened with me and wife and friend. talked up her massage skills and friend ended up topless (face down) on bed with wife massaging, but never went further. total prudes both of them. i wouldve seemed desperate towards the end begging for more. was worth a try

just get them drunk enough

>>739218045

Great point. My wife would be more likely to try something if our friend was egging her on a bit. It would have to be something simple at first to get or friend interested. Anon below mentioned a massage and that is an example of what I mean by simple. But it would probably have to start with something even more innocent.

What gets her in the mood? Literally me doing housework. She gets horny 2-3 times a week and I can read her signs. If it ain't one of those nights, it ain't happening no matter what I do. But 2-3 a week is a lot for a 45 year old so I am not complaining

>>739218149

Yeah my fear is crossing the line to creepy! I have a feeling it's a thin line

your wife and friend are hot af i can see why youre tryna smash

>>739218295

My wife doesn't get horny when she drinks though. Just goofy. That might help in some way though. Need an angle from there

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>>739218711

Hahaha thanks man yeah my balls are twitching just thinking about this happening

Another pic of my snobby wife for you for that comment

youve got no chance buddy

>>739218992
Ha. U r probably right. Maybe I can settle for trying to fuck my wife while she's in the other bed.

>>739219172
never know she might hear yall, get horny and join in

>>739218908
Nudes op, make with em. shes sexy af

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>>739219446
I dunno. R u allowed to show bare tits in random? Haven't used this category before.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_top_webm/comments/53u033/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/

>>739219594
Yeah, nudes are fine here.

>>739219594
this is the main category for tits/nudes

OP nudes are fine here. Post some quality shit

If it hasn't happened by now, it's not going to. A wife that comes easy is awesome! Life is not a porno.

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>>739219673

Maybe. U guys realy want to see 45 year old tits though? She ain't 20 anymore.

where are you from OP?

>>739219878

We've never had this situation where it was possible. I don't need a porno. Just some sexy shit

>>739220006
im 20. Can confirm, I wana see those tits

>>739220026
Iowa. USA

>>739219594
lol yea man lets see those glorious nips they look great

i dunno what about some accidental exposure? just... let ur cock out

make eye contact, wink, smile, etc.make the SHHH finger over ur lips then start things up with the wife.

>>739220006
23 here and wanna see

>>739215756
No house where you can touch the tub and toilet at the same time is that nice

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>>739220201
Ohh accidental exposure is a good idea

Ok here they r. Good as u thought they might be?

>>739219594
18 and wanna see (post some good shit from her friend too)

>>739220429
They're fucking glorious! Share more OP. I hope you fuck the shit out of her friend!

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>>739220006

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>>739220429
One more

>>739220562
Wow, do you have doggy?

>>739220429
fucking fantastic man
glad u like my idea
those are awesome nips i could suck on those for hours

Lie to each of them individually. Tell them that the other one wanted to do it, and that you want to do it, and ask if they would be interested. That way it's 2 vs 1 and they might feel more comfortable becoming number three.

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>>739220514
Okay for 45 then? She says they are getting saggy. Doesn't like them

>>739220562
those are some damn perky tits

>>739220705
They are great

>>739220705
those tits are amazing. Shes crazy. your a luck man op

>>739220688
Hmmmm I could try that but they would eventually figure it out and it would get ugly

>>739220705
Saw saggy tits lkwer on a 26 years old

Just fucking ask man. She'll probably say no but you're the retard that thought marriage was a good idea.

>>739215392
>My question is, how can I get this to happen.

Get some cocaine.

>Legally, of course.

Oh. You're fucked then.

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>>739220785

Ha. She'd love hearing that

>>739215392
I'm married to one like that too, anon - you've got zero chance of anything happening.

>>739220705
i cant even imagine how perky they used to be then lol

>>739220688
this guy has a pretty good idea

i suppose approach the friend first, tell her wife is super shy and not sure she could actually go through with it but that she said she would love to have a threesome with her.

then tell wife that the friend told u she has always wanted to have a threesome and she feels safe with you guys, and that if she is interested you would be

if wife responds negatively, then tell friend u werent supposed to say anything and and u fucked up bc wife just says its a fantasy but she didnt mean she could actually do it and abort

either way itll be an exciting process

who ya gonna go see?

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>>739220745
>>739220774

Fuck u guys are making me want to show her off now

>>739220705
I would love to see those things shake as I'm fucking her doggy style. Post more OP. You wife is smoking hot!

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>>739220600

U want to see them hanging?

>>739221122
Do it! We love her little MILF body.

>>739221122
literally salivating

>>739221122
i had a 22 yo fuck buddy with saggier tits than her by like a mile. youve got a nice one op

>>739221042
It's sucks in some ways. Hot in others because nobody would guess the prude would cum so easy. Or squirt.

>>739221085
Again if I try that I risk getting her mad. But maybe ur version could work

OP is a faggot. That's not his wife, and you're all stupid.

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Fuck I'm glad u guys like. I haven't seen a different pair of tits in about 25 years so I just figured they all held up at least okay. Lol

A little peek at her hairy cunt then

>>739221592
That's cavernous, not hairy.

>>739221592
Post her face! I bet she's beautiful.

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>>739221455
Oh okay. Why do I have a those panties she's wearing above?

>>739215392
Even if you get her to do it somehow it will destroy your marriage. Life doesn't work out the way it does in the tons of porn you watch. Learn to be happy with what you have and if you can't then get a divorce over stupid shit like she won't have a 3 way with me and see how that flies with the judge. You are in your 40s act like it you fucking retard.

>>739221592
Shenis kind of a box shape but great tits man

>>739221592
more tits

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>>739221659
You think?

>>739222201
Show her face OP. I want to see her sexy slut face.

>>739221592
dude /b/ loves MILF
we the MILF board lad
your missus is lookin good m8

>>739220130
I grew up in Cedar Rapids. I'm 48 and went to Kennedy High School. What part of Iowa you from. Your wife has decent nipples and a sweet camel toe. I would help you double stuff her.

>>739221592
looooove hairy pussy

is she really not into ANYTHING?

is she submissive at all?

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>>739222179

OP YOUR WIFE IS A FUCKING GROSS SMELLY WHITE TRASH BITCH

>>739219594
Are you joking? This is bait right?
How did you find this site and where do you usually post?

>>739222534
Please OP. I want to see her face. I'm worried I'm fapping to an ugly bitch...

>>739221122
You should show her off. That's a great body. Good job, anon.

>>739222534
more tits

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>>739222435
Same here man. She lets it get wild like this sometimes. None of her friends would guess the prude bitch has a bush

She likes me to use a vibrator on her clit while we are fucking sometimes. That's as wild as it gets

Not submissive at all. Gets mad when I try. Would actually like to see someone realy use her hard. Even if it were her girlfriend. Ha

>>739222425
Man I dream of dp her.

No comment on the area. Lol. Take that as you may

>>739222906
Does she let you cum on her face?

>>739222622
Usually just post about video games. Neve wandered into this part.

>>739223027
Fuck no! lol. I've put it there a few times "by accident" though

>>739221372
Sucks a bit - mine goes off easy too, then pretty much loses interest and just lies there like a warm meat sack. Lucky I have a good imagination....

>>739223186
Any of you fucking her?

>>739223347
She does stay interested at least until the third. After that she's ready to get it done.

>>739219594
Nearly died reading this! Are nudes OK here? This is the most degenerate place on earth!
Click around anon. Welcome to the furry trap pedo loli rape dungeon they call /b

>>739222906
Bro, can you please show that pussy spread? That would be amazing
She is fucking awesome; rocking body for a middle aged woman

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Show me what you got.

>>739223126
Where I'm from ppl get socialized to this site by browsing /b/. How did you find this website?

>>739223605
You want post fucking or before. Lol

>>739223019
All good, /b/rother. I'm living on the west coast now anyway. I'm waiting for the one in a million chance that I see someone from my past on the web.

>>739223576
Lol

>>739223615
Neogaf poster mentioned it

>>739223823
Both! Post fucking with creampie hopefully

>>739223607
Is that legit her face OP? If so, she's fucking gorgeous!

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>>739223909
U saw how tucked her pussy starts with up above. Here it is getting a bit excited and swollen

>>739222005
He's right you know

>>739224409
>>739223607
OP, is that your girl's face?

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>>739223909
And then this is after its taken a beating. Swollen and filled with cum. You can just start to see it starting to leak out down there

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>>739223909
And then her pussy hair catches some of it

>>739224500
She needs to shave her butthole or get a Brazilian waxing.

>>739224409
>>739224500
That's fucking hot!
If you show that spread open for me I'm most likely gonna blow my load in tribute

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>>739223909
And then it eventually runs down her thigh. She's built for fucking

>>739224692
I really hope you get a full blown threesome bro, you are a solid dude. And your fucking wife is amazing

>>739224692
prove it, let's see some penetration

>>739224692
OP. I'm begging you. On my knees. Please show your smokehouse fucking sexy bitch of a wife's face.

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>>739224650
U mean cum on her pic? I'd love to see someone use the prude bitch like that.

>>739224776
Thanks bro. Maybe I'll report back in a week in the affirmative. I hope.

>>739224951
Prude huh? Is she into any assplay? That would be fucking hot

>>739224650
Gotta run for now. Would love to see someone blow their load on their favorite pic of the prissy bitch. Will check back later

>>739224951
Any shots of her with a toy or you giving her some cock? I wanna see that cunt stretched

>>739225275
Post her face and I'll cum all over it.

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>>739225345
How about both

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>>739225345
She's still tight as hell. And I think the way her clit swells is why she cums so easy

>>739225723
in the ass next please

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>>739225801
In more

>>739225801
Are you scared to post her face? Don't be scared homie. You know you want to expose her for us.

>>739225723
>>739225801
>>739225843
You are a god, you should be very proud of that cunt. I like the way she swells up when you give her that dick

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>>739215392
>The problem is that they are both usually total prudes.

without the aid of Jesus' juice, you will only lead to your wife filing for divorce and moving in with her fellow prude

>>739225843
Holy fuck, I would love to be in there. Bottom out and fill her with a weekload of cum as she climaxes

enjoy your divorce

Just fuck your wife in bed while her friend is over

>>739226429
Not a bad idea. Be "plausible deniability" loud while balls deep.

>>739226429
This is the best idea, she will either "try to ignore you" or get curious. Either way, it shouldn't backfire on you

We'll now that I've done my fap, let me congratulate you on a smokin hot wife. She makes me very very horny.

I have a 45 yr old wife, and she's not even in that league. Respect, faggot.

Now, how you make the three way happen. I'm not sure there's an answer other than alcohol, possible the 420 if everyone is friendly. Even at that, I think it's long odds. My wife is very prudish, has never even expressed a fantasy about group stuff. Which is a drag, but what can I do. Other than regret life choices, and look at 4chan from time to time.

But hey, if I was your friend, I would love to get with your wife. Alas, I'm not. But if you can make it work ... Even more respect. God tier respect.

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>>739226133
This and OP needs to stop sucking cock

>>739223607
more

>>739220562
Damn she could pass for her early 30s with that bod, Anon. Nice snag.

>>739225801
your dick is a louisville slugger is why she cums so easy

>>739225723
hey man
>>739221085
same guy as above here again
i went away for a bit glad to see the thread alive

what a shame, my ex used to come super easy but she was kind of a freak. until she didnt want to have sex much anymore and got mad at me for wanting it all the time. pffft. man i was 20 bitch what did you think i was gonna do.

anyways im 30 now and yea your wife is still a fucking smokeshow. man you have it better than me, my gf is awesome, total freak, down to try anything at least once, has indicated that she is down for a threesome (but fuck me man the logistics are impossible) but she TAKES FOREVER TO CUM. if she even does. its harder than a fucking lara croft puzzle. impossible. i can just pound away until i cant feel my legs and nothing. and i would think its me but... my ex used to come twice every time, so, wtf.

anyways im just saying its not all bad

>>739215392
Hire a pair of hookers and live out that fantasy with some $$.

Don't shit where you eat.

>>739222005
>>739228687

Oldfags here.

Just don't. You're too old to fuck up your life and have to start from scratch again.

Your hot wife, keep her that way (yours).

>>739223186
Swallow?

Been there, OP. What worked was having a great evening out dancing and drinking at a club (Vegas in this case.) Then went back to room and joked about " how stupid/silly porn is...let me show how ridiculous the plots are." Then out on some random porn which "just happened"to have girl on girl. The two sat next to each other in their pjs watching/making fun, while I hit the minibar to make drinks for us. Some casual talk about how we could do better but needed someone we could trust. Idea implanted in head. Rub feet of wife. Other chick says "man those heels made my get hurt too!" Next thing I trade off to wife to do the foot rubbing while I rub the chick's shoulders. It's amazing how just simple non-sexual touching turns into intimacy.

>>739215392
go crazy and drop E together, you might also want a Cialis so your shit works, maybe testosterone but that, 1/2 gal water each and you will have your best recipe for success

>>739229217
or get in shape and be a threat so she wants to please you more. you know whatever.

>>739220424
>be in shitty home
>bathroom is stupidly long and narrow
>toilet and bathtub on opposite sides
>cockroaches have destroyed the walls
>but you can't touch the toilet from the tub
>fuck my house is beautiful.

>>739229176
Can you show a pic of your cock, for scientific purposes?

>>739229456
All As are letters but not all letters are As

>>739218908
She has a snobby White girl's cheater's larger chin.
She has cheated on you. Exploit her Exploits for your benefit for once.

>>739225843
More pussy and creampie shots! This pussy is top tier bro

she lets you take risque pictures yet she is a prude?

>>739215392
Just be happy you have a wife who's still interested in having sex.