Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? Is anything on your mind? Come visit my shrine and let's talk!
The fairies are really active this summer, Anonymous. Would you like me to consult them to find your seasonal fortune? If so, just donate some "dubs" and I'll give you a Fairy Fortune! Remember, it's just for fun. Never take a fairy too seriously, as Grandma always said.
Good, I like to get back to watching cartoons.
You technically can, but I don't know why you would.
>mfw there's like 30 different versions of these threads at any given time and they're all the same shit and they're all the same people
can you guys just go circle jerk somewhere else?
At any given time? Whew, those were the days. Nobody's got the energy for that!
W-we're not circlejerking s-sorry <4
N-not even me!
What you don't realize is that, when you're not on /b/, other people are. So you don't realize what kinds of threads EXACTLY like this one will be made, except with a different OP anime character.
I know you know better than that
That's okay though, it's good to diversify your activities. Our streams sure are fun!
W-we aren't circlejerking, s-sorry <4
I've g-got no complaints.
Really? I don't think a thread with Fairy Fortunes can be found anywhere else. Teehee.
Good! The complaint department had to be let go. Money is tight, you know?
T-that's why I cut our Guatamalen dirt deliveries.
Hey guess what! Because you asked for one, you got it!
Your fairy is...
This motherly figure will bring grace, kindness, and strength into your life. One of your ventures will be successful under her hefty bosom.
What! No, I needed that!
You'd get pretty bored.
Nope, n-nope. All mexican now. S-saves costs.
Ewwww I got dirt poisoning last time I tried that...
What did I do to you?
Only if you can summon one for each of us first. But uhh, do it one at a time, please. Nobody needs double futa.
Hey Reirei what's up? I'd like one of those Fairy Fortunes!
Looks like you got it!
Your fairy is...
She represents a chance. Usually at love, but maybe at something else. You'll be getting a chance with someone or something soon. But beware, because your choices involving that opportunity will have far reaching consequences! Tryamour is a tricky girl.
What's wrong with double futa?
Why would you want two? Then who's gonna get pregnant?
The goal should not be for one of you to get pregnant!
She beats up youkai for fun when she's bored, pretty much.
I'm a shrine maiden. I live off of the very meager donations I get and most of those go toward maintaining the shrine... where I live.
W-w-well of course not, I mean, who'd read a doujin about that? Ahahaha...
Y-yes, the goal should be for LOUISE to get pregnant.
You're trying hard and it's slow, so I'm gonna give it to you. Just like my good friend, X.
>Changeling - Reversed
So it's a... non-shapeshifter? So like, a normal person? That's weird.
Anyway, this weirdo means that you're going to get some sage wisdom from the mouth of a person much younger than you. No homo. Pay close attention to that advice, okay?
Aww, you had a bad day? What happened?
[email protected] You have d-depression problems!
>inb4 lectured by a fetus
Am I going to get told like a bitch???
Thank you! I hope that fairy isn't joking~
Now that's just wrong.
You'd wanna provide a name for that, buddy.
You g-go to a therapist and get therapy and m-medication <4
Meditation is always good. Whenever I get gripped by anxiety, sadness or whatever I just calm my mind and relax. Let it wash over me. You hold onto emotions when they strike you, just got to let go of them by calming and blanking your mind.
Meditation is n-not an effective treatment for depression. Therapy, usually CBT, and m-medication is.
>The White Lady
She's kind of subtle. She represents a visit to a special place, or maybe an event, that will plant the seeds of change in your life. You won't notice anything special about it, but from tiny acorns a mighty oak will grow.
Maybe. Wait, are you old enough to be here, young man?
When I decide to take off my shoes!
That should be a last resort. I Don't trust big pharmacy.
Not here to start a debate though, just what I think of it. Debates always end up with shit flinging without rules.
Okay, b-but that doesn't change what the actual success rate is, and w-we use that to guide treatment.
Been pondering on doing that
I have no money
The temporary state of calm isn't doing it anymore. Every single day I'm just constantly reminded how fucked my life is. Whether I stay home, go out and find things to do, something always seems to trigger it.
Eww no, just consulting them for fortunes!
Well, I need some help...
Usually around 9-10 pm, I start having depressed thoughts... I've tried listening to music, playing games, anything, but the thoughts just won't go away...
What should I do?
Barely. 18, and I don't know how someone younger may teach me, preteens are often edgy and retarded.
Email m-me at [email protected], I'll h-help you pay for it.
Have y-you been to a doctor?
Sleep it off, soldier.
When I tried to divide by your dick, terrible things happened.
The c-catch is you have t-to give it your all to g-get better <4
Doing something to express yourself could help like art or writing a story. Even if you can't draw good doing sketches could help. And if you got no inspiration or motivation just start with random scribbles. That's all I got, some sort of work to keep your mind busy. The longer you stay in the bog the harder it is to get out of it, but not impossible.
*blinks slowly* I n-never asked for your trust. I s-simply offered my help.
She has done it for others before, she is legit, anon.
Long time no see, how has life been treating ya?
WTF is this shit? https://youtu.be/pGbIBoNjeHs
I hear they started using your dick at CERN to measure distances on the quantum scale!