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Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? Is anything

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Good evening, Anonymous! How are you doing tonight? Is anything on your mind? Come visit my shrine and let's talk!

The fairies are really active this summer, Anonymous. Would you like me to consult them to find your seasonal fortune? If so, just donate some "dubs" and I'll give you a Fairy Fortune! Remember, it's just for fun. Never take a fairy too seriously, as Grandma always said.
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F-first!
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>>739212627
In b-bed!
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Can I donate some celery?
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>>739212480
>mfw there's like 30 different versions of these threads at any given time and they're all the same shit and they're all the same people
can you guys just go circle jerk somewhere else?
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>>739212934
At any given time? Whew, those were the days. Nobody's got the energy for that!
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>>739212480
This is cute. You are cute.
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>>739212934
W-we're not circlejerking s-sorry <4
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>>739213059
N-not even me!
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>>739213059
What you don't realize is that, when you're not on /b/, other people are. So you don't realize what kinds of threads EXACTLY like this one will be made, except with a different OP anime character.
>>739213113
I know you know better than that
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>>739213476
I've g-got no complaints.
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Fairy Fortune geto!
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>>739213426
Really? I don't think a thread with Fairy Fortunes can be found anywhere else. Teehee.

>>739213546
Good! The complaint department had to be let go. Money is tight, you know?
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>>739212480
I wanna stalk reimu
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>>739213563
Hey guess what! Because you asked for one, you got it!

Your fairy is...
>Elder Queen

This motherly figure will bring grace, kindness, and strength into your life. One of your ventures will be successful under her hefty bosom.

>>739213816
What! No, I needed that!

>>739213856
You'd get pretty bored.
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>>739214149
Nope, n-nope. All mexican now. S-saves costs.
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>>739214513
fuck you retard
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>>739214513
C-c-combo breaker!
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>>739212480
will we ever see alice and reimu femenine penis?
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>>739214731
>>739214757
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>>739214799
Only if you can summon one for each of us first. But uhh, do it one at a time, please. Nobody needs double futa.
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>>739212480
Hey Reirei what's up? I'd like one of those Fairy Fortunes!
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Dubs roll.
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>>739215155
Looks like you got it!

Your fairy is...
>Tryamour

She represents a chance. Usually at love, but maybe at something else. You'll be getting a chance with someone or something soon. But beware, because your choices involving that opportunity will have far reaching consequences! Tryamour is a tricky girl.
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>>739215189
Re.
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>>739212480
where you live
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>>739215580
Gensokyo, obviously.
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>>739215052
What's wrong with double futa?
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>>739212480
what do you do for a living?
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IF YOU DON'T REPLY YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!
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>>739212480
Fags
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>>739215884
The goal should not be for one of you to get pregnant!
>>739215916
She beats up youkai for fun when she's bored, pretty much.
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>>739215916
I'm a shrine maiden. I live off of the very meager donations I get and most of those go toward maintaining the shrine... where I live.
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>>739212480
how do grills poop taste like?
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REEEEROLL
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>>739216585
FUCKKK
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Hi everyone.
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Reimu you got no boobs at all, totally plain chested, sad.
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>>739216724
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Fortune upon I. Make haste.
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>>739216585
You're trying hard and it's slow, so I'm gonna give it to you. Just like my good friend, X.

>Changeling - Reversed
So it's a... non-shapeshifter? So like, a normal person? That's weird.

Anyway, this weirdo means that you're going to get some sage wisdom from the mouth of a person much younger than you. No homo. Pay close attention to that advice, okay?
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>>739216771
armpits > chest
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Dubs for a faerie to make my evening less shit.
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Roll for nothing
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>>739217028
Fuck
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hello
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>>739212480
How would you know you have depression problems? Been thinking of suicidal thoughts lately and just ending it.
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Roll for nolife
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Why the fuck do you fags pretend to be little girls?
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>>739212480
yo reimu when we gonna see some feet
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>>739217138
Reroll
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>>739216853
>inb4 lectured by a fetus
Am I going to get told like a bitch???
>>739216953
Word.
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>>739217200
Nigga stole my dubs
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>>739215325
Thank you! I hope that fairy isn't joking~
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Roll for fortune
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Fuck
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Wank
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>>739217200
How do I get them out of my head?
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>>739212480
Doing fairys now?
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Rollo
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>>739217157
Not them but the girls aren't that little
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Last roll then ill fuck off
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>>739217236
Now that's just wrong.
>>739216852
You'd wanna provide a name for that, buddy.
>>739216953
Why pick!?
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>>739217430
End it.
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Goddamnit
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>>739217430
Meditation is always good. Whenever I get gripped by anxiety, sadness or whatever I just calm my mind and relax. Let it wash over me. You hold onto emotions when they strike you, just got to let go of them by calming and blanking your mind.
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Bored what do
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>>739217597
Re
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>>739217591
Meditation is n-not an effective treatment for depression. Therapy, usually CBT, and m-medication is.
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>>739217200
Congratulations Alice!

You got...
>The White Lady

She's kind of subtle. She represents a visit to a special place, or maybe an event, that will plant the seeds of change in your life. You won't notice anything special about it, but from tiny acorns a mighty oak will grow.

>>739217236
Maybe. Wait, are you old enough to be here, young man?

>>739217296
Same here!

>>739217160
When I decide to take off my shoes!
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>>739217430
just kys fegget
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>>739217579
>>739217670
>medication
That should be a last resort. I Don't trust big pharmacy.

Not here to start a debate though, just what I think of it. Debates always end up with shit flinging without rules.
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>>739217463
Explain >>739213200
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>>739217807
Okay, b-but that doesn't change what the actual success rate is, and w-we use that to guide treatment.
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>>739217556
Been pondering on doing that

>>739217579
I have no money

>>739217591
The temporary state of calm isn't doing it anymore. Every single day I'm just constantly reminded how fucked my life is. Whether I stay home, go out and find things to do, something always seems to trigger it.
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Well, I need some help...
Usually around 9-10 pm, I start having depressed thoughts... I've tried listening to music, playing games, anything, but the thoughts just won't go away...
What should I do?
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>>739217761
Barely. 18, and I don't know how someone younger may teach me, preteens are often edgy and retarded.
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can you plz suck my toes
:3
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>>739212480
i just had rough sex
my penor hurts
what should i do?
my hand is kinda sore too
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If we were to divide ReimuĀ“s breast by one million, the result would be nothing, because they amount to zero.
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>>739212480
Im piscis and i dont care abut it, tell me my fortune
!get dubs
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>>739217935
Email m-me at [email protected], I'll h-help you pay for it.

>>739217952
Have y-you been to a doctor?
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>>739218128
Help me pay? What's the catch?
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>>739217886
Fanart and shit
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>>739218059
Sleep it off, soldier.

>>739218071
When I tried to divide by your dick, terrible things happened.
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>>739218176
The c-catch is you have t-to give it your all to g-get better <4
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>>739218221
How can I trust you? That's what I meant
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>>739217935
Doing something to express yourself could help like art or writing a story. Even if you can't draw good doing sketches could help. And if you got no inspiration or motivation just start with random scribbles. That's all I got, some sort of work to keep your mind busy. The longer you stay in the bog the harder it is to get out of it, but not impossible.

>>739217944
ha.
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>>739218192
When we want to know what the sea level is in my country, we measure it using your chest as a reference.
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>>739218301
She has done it for others before, she is legit, anon.
>>739218192
Long time no see, how has life been treating ya?
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WTF is this shit? https://youtu.be/pGbIBoNjeHs
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>>739218394
I hear they started using your dick at CERN to measure distances on the quantum scale!
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>>739218128
Well, no... I think it might be expensive...
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>>739218517
vouched for by NEPTUNE? Is that an insult or a compliment?
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