H-hello Anonymous! How w-was your Monday? Hope you've g-got

First

>>739212411
I love you

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>>739212454
W-well done <4

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>>739212500
I l-love you as well Anonymous <4 S-shall we select a tea t-together?

>>739212411
Hello, gorgeous

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Hi Anonymous! I hope we get a good tea tonight!

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>>739212411
>>739212514
Ty
What kind of tea you got?

Avatarfagging is against the rules

Why can't you just die?

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henlo, how is ur day, wot tea we drink.

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>>739212575
Hello l-lovely <4 What can I d-do for you tonight?

>>739212593
Well l-let us see <4

>>739212562
Sure, you can choose any

>>739212411
This is cute. You are cute.

>>739212411
Alice when are you going to post pictures of your dick?

Traps are gay.

>>739212411
show me your panties, please?

>>739212411
hey alice, hope your day went well

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>>739212605
B-because my heart is s-still beating <4

>>739212594
Luckily I'm n-not doing that <4

>>739212661
I'm b-biologically female

>>739212644
H-here, let me pour you a cup~

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>>739212411
Evening Alice, what tea is available for us today?

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Ur hair is really messy.

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>>739212641
Your hair looks ruffled and I think it's adorable.

>>739212669
No me first

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>>739212657
>>739212676
Thank y-you a lot Anonymous <4 It m-means a lot to me.

>>739212411
Recent events in my life developed a paranoia. I am constantly afraid that sjws and feminazis prepare for a white gennocide and they are coming to get me.

>>739212411
i am going nowhere in my life and nit's all my fault

i will never acieve my dreams entirely because i'm lazy.

i'm just waiting until we can upload our consciousnesses and then i can fuck off to anime land and kill my real self.

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>>739212709
>>739212721
Ack! W-why are you commenting on m-my hair?!

>>739212696
>B-because my heart is s-still beating <4

How do I stop that? Can I crush it?

Is this person on every week?

Tea - Better be

>>739212696
AVATARFAGGING IS AGAINST THE RULES

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>>739212702
It is a d-delicious peach tea <4

I'm not much for tea, could I have some Ginger Ale please?

>>739212411
Why did you change your name?

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>>739212772
S-stop watching fox news.

>>739212790
*blinks* I w-wouldn't count on that being achievable in our l-life time.

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>>739212849
Hello there, glad to see you and your tea again E>

>>739212411
nice to see you alice. I have thoughts that attack me out of nowhere. It feels like I took a mental beating, very exausthed afterwards

Do I need to see a psychatrist or can I solve this myself?

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hi alice, ur really cute ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

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>>739212822
I'm on every d-day <4

>>739212837
Luckily I d-don't do that <4

>>739212815
You c-can try <4

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Aliiiiiiice. Hi
I love you!

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>>739212850
Absolutely, allow m-me to pour you a cup <4

>>739212772
>I am constantly afraid that sjws and feminazis prepare for a white gennocide and they are coming to get me.

Why would anybody care about you? There are far more important white people who would have to die before anyone even took notice of you.

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>>739212864
I d-did not, this is j-just a cosplay dear <4

>>739212897
Hello t-there sky, darling, are y-you ready for Ergo Proxy tonight?

>>739212702
That kid looks like me...

>>739212411
Hey there, Alice. Glad to see you here this evening, as always.
Do you ever drink loose leaf tea?

>>739212808
Because the hair is cute, also if that is a problem for you, you will need a bigger picture

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>>739212669
>>739212735

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>>739212900
T-that sounds like intrusive thoughts. You'd w-want to see a psychologist, n-not a psychiatrist.

>>739212587
yo reimy when we gonna see some titties

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>>739212905
>>739212958
Thank y-you, and I love you too <4

Why wasn't the hotbox streaming on Friday? OR thursday, whatever day it was

>>739212896
> I w-wouldn't count on that being achievable in our l-life time.

fuck

>>739212963
Thank you

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>>739213012
Unfortunately, m-my tea pot w-will shatter if I heat it up t-too much, so I do not any longer.

>>739213016
It is n-not cute!

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Hello, hello, Alice!

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>>739213001
I'm sooooo behind, but yep, I'll be there!

>>739212587
thats a cute reimu

>claims to be a woman
>has never cooked a sandwich

>>739213019
can you take those off?

>>739212945
>You c-can try <4

I mean, if you let me try that, it's just going to result in me groping your chest a whole bunch.

>>739212896
>S-stop watching fox news.

I don't even watch fox news, to be fair I don't watch cnn either. But there has been more and more evidence that these people try to get rid of white men.

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>>739213053
I w-was sick. We w-will resume today!

>>739213062
It is m-my honor.

>>739213088
Hello there fox <4

>>739213085
If you believe in yourself, you can believe your hair is cute

>>739213001
Too confusing. This is an extra layer of uncertainty I don't want in my life.

>>739213133
I'm not alice just reposting lol

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>>739212808
I like the hair, it's hawt.

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>>739213156
I'm q-quite sure that is not true.

>>739213135
I w-wouldn't mind!

>>739213112
I've made three sandwiches. Lurk moar.

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>>739213085
To be honest the hair is pretty cute

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>>739213040
You'll be waiting a real long time.

>>739213221
do you haven any of her nude?

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>>739213184
T-too bad!

>>739213165
>>739213238
J-jeez! *stamps her foot* M-my hair is not cute!

>>739213264
I wish

Just a question, do you have proof that you're a woman?

>>739213247
Post topless pics

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>>739213248
NOT Y-YOU TOO

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>>739213306
Yes, of c-course <4

>>739213308
No.

I hope someone tears your anus and makes it loose, nice and floppy.

>>739213248
its a wig

>>739213251
when can we see them pits?

>>739213286
Like you say to people who call you a trap... You can keep saying it all you want, it doesn't make it true~

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>>739213251
Don't say it like that! That makes it sound like there's actually a date where that will happen!
>>739213317
It's totes cute.

>>739213335
>Yes, of c-course <4
Can you prove to us you're a woman?

Haven't seen this stupid cunts thread in time. What you cooking today alex?

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>>739213346
S-sounds like a hot date Anonymous <4 W-when can I pencil you in?

>>739213353
B-but reality is t-true!

>>739213380
Absolutely!

>>739213376
S-shut up you!

Reimu, everyone is p-picking on me today!

>>739212411
wbu alice when we gonna see those mosquito bites

>>739213286
YOUR HAIR IS ADORABLE JUST ACCEPT IT

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>>739213286
You are cute Alice! get used to it

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>>739213429
I p-post every day dear. Lurk m-moar.

And today isn't a cooking thread.

>>739213455
N-never.

>>739213460
I r-refuse!

>>739213160
Well, thanks for making it anyways.
I know you might not want to hear this, but your hair is really cute

>>739212896
>I w-wouldn't count on that being achievable in our l-life time.

I think i would kill myself it it doesn't happen tbh.

>>739213346
>makes it loose, nice and floppy.

That's called a prolapse and you just say that instead of wasting words.

>>739213335
Has Reimu ever seen your face?

>>739213335
Well, where's the proof?

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>>739213539
That d-doesn't make sense. When w-will you know it won't h-happen tomorrow?

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>>739212411
When alice when???

>>739213247
>I'm q-quite sure that is not true.

Just look at recent events where they suddenly and out of nowhere decided to replace the lead role with either a woman or someone of a different ethnicity. Also there are some articles from sjws that say state that diversity is effectively getting rid of white people. ( And that this is apparently a good thing). I have developed paranoia and suffer from nightmares. I could barely sleep the last few days.

>>739213023
thanks. Wiki says "Exposure therapy (or exposure and response prevention) is the practice of staying in an anxiety-provoking or feared situation until the distress or anxiety diminishes. The goal is to reduce the fear reaction, learning to not react to the bad thoughts. This is the most effective way to reduce the frequency and severity of the intrusive thoughts"

You think I can try this myself or might things go even worse?

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>>739213581
W-who said I was going t-to? You merely asked if I c-could <4

>>739213577
Reimu has s-seen much more than m-my face.

>>739213602
P-probably never <4

these threads are really comfy
I feel kinda bad that I just come here to shitpost

>>739213085
Aw. Do you need someone to find you a good glass kettle? I've had a few good ones that work on coil and flat top stoves. I love a good cup of gun powder green tea

>>739213444
Whenever works, have any ideas for the date?

Cooking threads are much better. Seeing you cooking various things is much more engaging than this nonsense. I hate this some sort of a hug box that is going on here.

>>739213611
When was the last time you interacted with a person?

I mean in real life.

>>739213644
>Reimu has s-seen much more than m-my face.
wOw alice you do things to my pee pee you silly slut

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>>739213611
....I s-sincerely doubt that changing roles in media is equal t-to a literal genocide. You m-may wish to seek therapy dear <4

>>739212411
hey alice r u grill or trap?

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These threads go by so fast. I wish they had a bigger bump limit so we can be with you more.

>>739213749
>>739213749
y-yes

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>>739213632
I t-think you should only d-do such therapy under the guidance of a t-therapist dear.

Otherwise it may make it worse.

>>739213790
ok tanks

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>>739213650
*hugs tightly* It's f-fine <4

>>739213665
I m-may indeed!

>>739213717
What c-can I say? I c-can't do more than two cooking threads a week and I p-provide therapy <4

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I need the most depressing songs you guys got please, thanks.

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>>739213650
Dude, are you me?

>>739213583

if they discover it's impossible. like if computers just reach their limits. or if my brain just becomes degraded with age.

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>>739213352
You just saw 'em. My outfit shows them by default.

>>739213376
Yeah, you're right. Whoops.

>>739213444
*conflicted expression*
(Must... not... let on... that it's cute...)

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>>739213749
Grill <4

>>739213773
I f-find them very slow actually.

>>739213883
W-why do you need that, d-dear?

>>739213644
Okay, would you please show me the evidence that you're a woman?

>>739213748
>You m-may wish to seek therapy dear <4

I will alice.

> s-sincerely doubt that changing roles in media is equal t-to a literal genocide.

I just want to add that this could be merely the beginning. Soon more and more things could happen.

>>739213864
>I p-provide therapy <4

No you don't. When do I get my fanservice? That's the only thing you actually provide.

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How much acid is too much acid, alice?

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>>739213901
Oh, it is q-quite tractable d-dear. We have the technology.

The problem is cost.

>>739213934
I'll d-decline, thank y-you <4

>>739213939
I t-think it is hasty t-to make such a conclusion.

>>739213950
Never.

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>>739213967
I w-would say "Any" depending on y-your mental state.

>>739213864
>*hugs tightly* It's f-fine <4
did I just feel your boner
>>739213898
maybe

>>739213730
I rarely go outside anymore, since there is nothing outside that could interest me.

>>739213910
all the shitposter gone i blame alice

Are you excited for tomorrow's Blu-Ray release of Kong: Skull Island?

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>>739212411
Sakuya. How do I love a person if I see all their flaws? For example, I used to date a person who seemed to be "Perfect".

The mask they wore in public, it attracted so many people. But I saw through the mask and what was under that mask was the opposite of what that person was displaying in public. I stopped there of course, and I was painted as the evil person.

How do you feel about the fact that you're surrounded by fakers?

PS: Don't get me wrong, I love living but understanding people too well can be bad for you.

>>739213977
>Never.

Why not? You promised.

>>739213864
Therapy... Meh whatever.

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>>739214003
but if you have a really good mental state, a little bit shouldn't hurt, right??

>>739213791
well, thanks. At least I got a name for that stuff now. Until next time!

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>>739214027
I w-wish! That'd be awesome!

>>739214041
T-that sounds....deeply troubling d-dear.
And wrong.

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Alice, when I thought you were a boy I thought you were some kind of weird but helpful avatarfag that wanted to alleviate the pains of other anons through your soothing voice. Long did I dream of the days when we could somehow meet together, share a lovely dinner and watch the sunset fall on the horizon as I go down on you, kissing the inside of your leg while I massage the back of your thighs. Ending that night with a gentle kiss on your lips.

Now that I found out you are a girl, it's even weirder now. The previous bonds we held doesn't seem to carry that much weight. The only thoughts that go through my mind is what a lucky guy your boyfriend must be to have a caring and soothing individual such as yourself. I wish I could properly convey my feelings for you not only as an anon but as another human being. I wish you well and maybe someday we can share that kiss.

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>>739214073
Q-quite sure I did not <4

>>739214088
HPPD is s-still a high risk.

Why do you ask Anonymous?

>>739212411
No tea. Rye whiskey with a splash of water. Suffering through edits to a business plan at the moment and listening to some MJ. Looks like I tend to like this kind of suffering.

>>739214090
What aboot iceland

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>>739213909
>My outfit shows them by default.
reach for the sky cowboy.

also sorry.

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>>739214054
*blinks* You c-can't love someone UNLESS you see all their flaws. If you don't, that's just infatuation.

I disagree with you wholeheartedly. Understanding people, right and wrong, good and evil, flaws and perfection, is never bad.

>>739214041
Then why do you care what happens in the outside world?

Just think for a moment, nothing that goes on out there has anything to do with you. So what does white genocide matter to you?

>>739213898
>mfw when my mistress didn't record some dirty talk for me on vocaroo

I haven't cum in weeks. Please my mistress, end my torture.

>>739213632
I would try it, assuming it's relatively minor stuff. I mean, do research anyway but it's not massively complicated. basically expose yourself to the situation without doing whatever you normally do to counteract it (the complusion)

t. ocd suffer (much better now)

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>>739214101
S-see you then <4

>>739214133
*blinks slowly* I d-don't have a boyfriend.

>>739214191
>not France

>>739214152
>Q-quite sure I did not <4

I'm pretty sure you've made a promise to someone, somewhere, some time about something.

Probably.

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>>739214154
T-tell me about it, Anonymous. What's got you stressed?

>>739214159
*blinks* W-why flags? And w-why so slowly?

>>739214054
It's shit. It feels shitty and there's not a whole lot you can do to change peoples' minds. I know cause I was in your situation once. I just eventually moved to another state. If that's not an option try to find other people with unconventional ways.

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>>739214275
That's q-quite easy to get wrong. A therapist s-should be involved.

>>739214343
I d-don't make promises I d-don't intend to keep.

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>>739214133
You don't have many female friends, do you..?
>>739214267
Ohhh ho ho ho ho.. let me scheme. I'll deliver in this very thread.

>>739214229
**blinks* intensifies*

>>739213444
>Absolutely!
So prove it to us you are a woman

>>739213977
>cost

so def not happening for me lol

>>739214298
>*blinks slowly* I d-don't have a boyfriend.

Because of your face?

>>739214230
Because they could very well reach me and come into my home. I had a nightmare once where I imagined being in a futuristic city where feminazis rule and they would come and drag me of to a concentration camp. Since I am a white male.

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>>739213160
I just want to say thank you for replying to my message the other day. Also, I hope you're feeling better today!

>>739214298
Well you should have a S.O.

>>739212411
I love your feminine penis

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>>739214152
>HPPD is s-still a high risk.

wait, so you mean, if I take enough drugs, I can just trip forever?

Thanks, alice! you're the best!

>>739212411
What the hell happened to tits or GTFO?

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>>739214416
N-no thank you <4 I'll d-decline.

>>739214441
Because it h-has been a challenging mating season f-for Aliceperson.

>>739214450
*smiles warmly* It is m-my honor. And yes, I f-feel a lot less sick <4

>>739214493
Why?

>stupid whore posts 2 webms posted 100 times before
>posts 100 anime pics
>dumb fucks on /b/ fall for it

this dude is jerking off to all of you right now

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Hello Alice~ I just wanted to drop by and tell you that I really appreciate what you do and why you do it. I hope that I can help as many people as you do in my life <3 Thank you for being you.

Been tempted to get a VR headset to see if it can work for a bit of affection replacement. Seems like a waste of what little money I have saved
Also got a new haircut recently and somehow ended up with an idiotic fringe I hate
Should just gas myself tbh

>>739214387
>I d-don't make promises I d-don't intend to keep.

Sounds like something a liar would say.

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>>739214517
HPPD is generally n-not considered enjoyable.

>>739214520
I'm n-not an attention whore <4

>>739214510
I d-don't have one <4

C-can we ever go on a date?
I can give you my info, and maybe we can chat for a while...

are you by any chance a trap ?

>>739214493
Well she does have Reimu

>>739212411
Did you hate the new Transformers movie as much as I did?

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>>739214537
*blinks* I s-shot those WebM's today dear.
They have t-time stamps and everything.

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Hey Alice! I've been feeling ignored by the girl I like and at the moment we can't go out since she's out of town for a week. Apart from that everything else is looking good. Hope it stays that way. Much love for making this threads <3

>>739214537
Dude, do you not see the fucking timestamps? you must be a newfag. lurk moar

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>>739214551
Thank y-you Anonymous, it's m-my honor.

>>739214559
Most of t-the current VR's are n-not a good investment.

Why should you gas yourself d-dear?

>>739214584
Nope.

>>739214531
>Because it h-has been a challenging mating season f-for Aliceperson.

It's mating season now?

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>>739214537
>implying a dick wouldn't make her better

>>739214537
>this dude is jerking off to all of you right now
nice

>>739214561
>I'm n-not an attention whore <4
Six years LARPING as a stuttering cartoon character, sure you are not faggot.

>>739214115
>T-that sounds....deeply troubling d-dear.
>And wrong.


What am I supposed to do outside? My buddies live far away from where I live. I don't have a girlfriend to go out with. And I am not the party type.

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>>739214567
No t-thank you.

>>739214594
Why w-would I expose myself t-to such garbage?

>>739214656
R-right?!

>>739212411
why no more vocaroos

>>739214345
My life is stress. Running a business, it comes with the territory. Stress isn't a bad thing you know. It's why I get out of bed in the morning. It's what keeps me going through the day. How I handle it is what gives me an edge over the competition.

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>>739214589
A complementary Reimu, on the house!

>>739212411
I'm eating Chips Ahoy Thins atm. They're pretty good.

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>>739214632
Who needs women when you've got hentai

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>>739214663
I hope that you have a lovely day tomorrow and I might pop into your morning thread, just to say hello and that I love you (platonically, yo)

>>739214713
thank you <4

>>739214705
>Why w-would I expose myself t-to such garbage?
Thank fuck I'm not the only sane person in the world.

>>739213632
probly don't listen to idiots on 4chan about this tho

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>>739214632
*hugs close* S-sorry to hear that Anonymous. Anything I c-can do to help?

>>739214676
Of c-course! It is s-summer!

Love is in the air!

>>739214689
I've n-never once LARP'd.

>>739214701
W-why are those the only things you t-think one can do outside?

>>739214447
They won't know you're white if you never go outside.

Also, if someone is coming after you in your home, why would their reason for doing so matter? Presumably they mean you harm no matter what their reason is.

>>739214705
>Why w-would I expose myself t-to such garbage?

Well you are on 4chan...

>>739214537
I'm actually wondering why would someone do these threads, on an anonymous imageboard known to be acid. Maybe it's atentionwhoring, maybe she really wants to help people and talk to them, maybe it's just to promote twitch/youtube/whatever.
But oh well, it's not like there's rules against it. Alice's voice is quite nice actually.

>>739214810
no, listen to everything you hear on the internet. you can't sit there and tell me someone would go on the internet and lie like that..

Any rich /b/ users willing to buy me Battlegrounds?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/655392/