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i found bees. dubs decides what i do.

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i found bees. dubs decides what i do.
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Stick dick in it
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>>739211070
sucker punch that bitch
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Take an another picture..
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>>739211070
help them reproduce
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Leave the bees alone
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>>739211070
Shove in pooper.
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>>739211435
roll for this
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>>739211476
Reroll
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>>739211070

Leave them alone. Bees are your friends. Wasps are the douchebags.
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Pee on it
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fuck it up the ass to show dominance over it
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Cum on them
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>>739211350
rollerino
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Ask the queen out for dinner/date.
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Put out a bowl of sugar water you fucker
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>>739211070
Drop kick.
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>>739211070
>slather entire body with honey
>body slam the hive
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>>739211588
WASTED
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>>739211588
WINRAR
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Tease them but dont run away
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Bees in asshole with timestamp
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>>739211588
Checked
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>>739211588
Winrar
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Contact the next local beekeeper. He might be happy to get a free swarm.
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nut on them
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post time stamp
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pull your trousers down, and take a nice lumpy shit on their hive - showing you are the alpha male of the forest.
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Throw a rock at it
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>>739211070
put your dick in it
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>>739211070
Sage those cancerous fucks.
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harvest the venom

stretch some skin over a plastic tub, and entice them to sting it

use this venom
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>>739211588
>>739211070
It has been decided
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Fuck the bee hive
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Get a nuc box, place a couples frames of empty comb it in. Place in ladder under swarm. Knock swarm I to box. Move to your bee yard. Transfer to a real hive. Over winter them. Treat with OA vapor early spring while bloodless. Let em build. Add a super about mid April. Get dat sweet liquid gold early summer.
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Cut it in two and stick your feet in either half
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kinda high for dicking
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Call animal control. They have people that specialize in bees. They're in the tree like that because their colony is dying, they need to be relocated.
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>>739211070
they look thirsty get the water nigga
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>>739211816
get a ladder an put your dick in it
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>>739211808
yes
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>>739211856
Rolling for this.

For real. Do this anyway even if not dubs.
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Leave them alone.
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>>739211816
Hit it with your hand and make a video of it then send it
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pee in a water gun and shoot it at them
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>>739211070
spit on them and record it for us to further investigate the full situation
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>>739211856
but first throw a rock
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>>739211994
Roll
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>>739211994
Roll
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Dick in beeees
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>>739211994
roll
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>>739211816
video this shet
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Nothing
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>>739211856
They're not there because they're dying you faggot. It's called a swarm. It's what happens when a colony gets too cramped. They create a new queen, then the old queen leaves and around 30%-40% of the bees follow. They clump like this because the queen can't fly very well. When she lands the other bees land around her.
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Throw a rock
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grab a handful and put them in your pants
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>>739211994
Rolling
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>>739211070
splash water on them and run for your life
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>>739212148
Wow a Bee master
>>739211994
Rollingo
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>>739212158
This
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dont do anything to the bees instead go home and tell your mom you want to fuck her
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Get a lighter and raid or some shit and torch those fuckers
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>>739212214
and film it
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Hit it with a stick
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Contact James Hetfield.

Look it up fags.
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>>739212267
This
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Lasso it
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>>739212267
and film the sheet
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>>739211070
>>739212300
WINRAR
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>>739212300
check
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>>739211983
ROOOOOOL
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>>739212267
>>739212300
FILM IT NIGGA
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>>739211070
go home and make coffe
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just start masturbating in front of your mom
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>>739211070
>>739212267
>>739212300
don't hit like a pussy either op
hit that shit out the ball park
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>>739211070

shop-vac
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>>739212254
rolling for this and that
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>>739211816
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>>739211663
Holy fuck I thought it was blood
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animal control is coming to get them tomorrow. neighbors hive split. cant belive so many
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>>739211816
Dont be a pussy op
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fucking smack a board against it
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>>739212855
P-u-s-s-y
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Throw something at them
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>>739212855
the dubs speak
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>>739212855
wasted dubs
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spray bottles of ketchup on it
bees need ketchup to grow strong
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Stick your tongue in honey and lick it.


Post video.
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>>739213330
3 off from starting an insect war
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>>739213388
nevermind OP make sure to get the ketchup in there
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wd-40 and a lighter
kill it w/ fire
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>>739212855
Just kys. I'm so fucking tired of degenerated OPs like you. Now fucking deliver or your mother will die in her fucking sleep tonight
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>>739212300
>>739212855
OP with the counter dubs and the phone call
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>>739212300
>>739213388
>>739213500
you heard the man OP
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nope
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>>739211070

capture one bee and put it in your pocket

it will become a powerful ally and protect you when you're in danger
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>>739212855
Good dubs Just leave them they are flying off to start a new hive They will be gone in a couple of hours. Don't make them angry or you and everyone nearby will be in the shit
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>>739213774
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>>739213688
>>739213727
>>739213774
>1, 2, 4
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>>739213975
there's no 3
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>>739211994
roll
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>>739211070
Leave them bee, they're important for our survival.
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>>739214215

liberal detected
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>>739213688
>>739213727
>>739213774
the fuk have i done?
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>>739212855
Damn, that's a lot of bees. Bees are good guys, thanks for helping them find a new home.
>seinfeld.jpg
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>>739211070
Leave them alone, bees are slowly dying
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