Thanks, went to smoke a bowl xp
One of my faves, thanks for giving me a chance to save it.
Took this from the last fluffy dump
>No well mannered, well behaved, fluffy snakes to hunt down fluffies with
>no massive fluffy worm to ruin entire herds with
I am 24, married, decent job, had a gay streak in my early 20's but never was into anything weird like furries or sadism. I have a brony friend but never got into the show.
>why the fuck do I like these.
>also, not a noob to this, been looking at it for a year lurking and "get" why other people like it.
I agree. This is way too childish for me, but fluffy abuse, especially smarty comeuppance, makes me laugh.
thanks. will favorite it.
it's /human/ nature. it's in all of us, but we don't just sit there and kill kittens for a living. it's just a part that's been suppressed or weakened throughout the decades.
also, i have not seen one kid that's cute. they're fucking annoying. just my opinion
>tfw you'll never have a real life fluffy to slowly kill
I never thought about it like that. Bravo anon!
Just tell your wife to let her bush grow out. https://youtu.be/pGbIBoNjeHs
Wy speschul fwend haf bushie?
I'm a hugboxer and I wouldn't waste more than the $0.89 for a can of Chef Boyardee. Fuckers won't anything but that or kibble. I'd give them treats if they eat sweets, but I doubt it.
I don't waste sushi on myself. Shits expensive for finger food.
there are actually ways to feed your fluffy 9according to the lore) that prevent it from smelling like rotten bum shit. poor kibble and spaghetti are sure ways to get that horrible poopie stench.
Fruits and veggies? I'd assume they'd have premium kibble for that, too. And unless somehow you break them of the sketti addiction, you've gotta feed it to them every so often to keep them happy and from whining about it.
i forgot the lore behind it. think whole wheat pasta is supposed to be better for keeping the stench away than box spaghetti which is better than dollar store cans.
I feel like this is the guy who would do the same thing to kids except in a white van with "FREE CANDY" written on it.
fluffies keep them away from actaul children
Alright, so I'm new to the fluffy thing, lurking for about 2 months. I find these things cute but what's with the shit theme I see going on? I see it as much as or even more that gore? Even in pictures meant to be cute there is shit in it. Why?
(Also don't post that goddamed chart I've seen it already)
that's a rare headcannon. they are slightly smarter than normal fluffies. they can only learn very simple things.
drawing of a story about one of the original fluffies.. supposed to be shipped sterile, but she wasn't. got knocked up by another supposedly sterile fluffy. caused legal problems. story takes place before fluffies escaped into the wild.
zika carrying mosquito
funny thing though.. we all know if fluffies were real we would see something in the news every day about how a brony or whatever the female version is raped one or more to death...
think the name came from MLP.
I'd have to save up before I bought my first one. I'd have to make sure I had enough to set up a proper saferoom. I actually like both kids and animals, so dealing with a fluffy as a pet wouldn't be difficult.
i want to see a fluffTV version where it is live, and the "mummah" is dancing with her babies but ends up falling over and crushing one or more of her baby's that turns out to be a smarty, while the fluffy watching the show and the other baby/s screams in horror.
fluffies also overeat. most owners give them too much as they don't know how to properly care for them.
could have sworn I saw something like that
(pic not related)
Mummah wuv babbehs!
check out Fluffy Runner on the booru
post that started it all
He's my favorite artist in this twisted fandom.
I forgot if there is. lost a lot of my fluffy content.
wish Life of an Adult would be finished.
Thanks. don't remember seeing this one.
there is a drawing like this on the booru
why would anyone buy a smarty for their kids... you would think abusing something animal-like while they are young would be the last thing a parent would want to enforce, fuck smarties but still.
chocobo mod, please keep the posts to a minimum. we are waiting for a new picture post.
I think people would initially be ok with them but once they see them shitting and pissing everywhere while breeding like some freak combo of rats and rabbits we'd go full third reich on them pretty quickly. Either way I don't think I'd be able to restrain my temper very long seeing the little runts, especially if it's a smarty. Alicorns are a little cool though, and sort of not completely retarded. Them and jellenheimers.
jellenheimers are super rare and expensive. don't speak though. Few artists give them psychic powers for some reason.
Odd fact: they have human like skulls.
Once upon a time unicorn fluffies had psychic powers or "fwuffy magic". This ranged from sending out a spark from their horn to mild telekinesis. This was abandoned, probably because they didn't want to make them too powerful.
oh snap. i forgot this.
can see the sparks on horn here. Once had one where a unicorn lit the way for his herd.
New content coming soon :D
hope the new post comes soon. have to run.
drawfag RaptorFluff here, forever your obedient servant . taking simple requests to fill up a sketchbook page, just like last night.
you know youre a faggot when you rename your files by trusting others not to be faggots.
a two-for-one for a returning costumer, hah! a smarty and a lovable pet. enjoy!
sorry for the wait, hand is super sore.
>FluffTV's "Silly Dancies" block was abruptly cut short in a slip-and-fall event that left one mare injured and two foals, one male and one female, dead. Parents quickly revolted against the live episode, one mother of three claiming her daughter was "mentally scarred" after the viewing. FluffTV has not made any official statement on this incident as of yet.
oh, no problem. once in a blue moon i'll find the inspiration to draw so you struck out
go right ahead, i dont mind at all! (just make sure you dont claim it as yours :T)
it's surprisingly hard to cry when you look so cool.
What would exterminating fluffies be like? Would the screams annoy you, disturb you, or just be background noise?
it's either dullmemes or dulldreams. the avatar's some 3d model of a spider i had a while ago.
i had to stab a mouse once. i still remember my nose scrunching up and i couldn't stand the feeling of it at all. so, if i was even an exterminator, i would probably be the most hugbox-y exterminator.
i love spoosh's artstyle. one of the best, honestly
thats a neat idea, but i think fluffy necks are too weak to tighten the thingies with one hand.
if you used two hands it would take much longer and be less fun for sure.
professional exterminators stab them with a pick when outdoors. indoors they usually use thick carbon dioxide to suffocate them, or bags. ITs's all about the mess.
since 90% of the shit they yell is the same retarded shit, I wouldn't mind it too bad. Would kill them fast, though.
The sadists would love fluffy extermination, but would burn out. It'd take a certain degree of detachment.
he is all too happy to feel the wind beneath his feathers.
here you go, don't worry, i've forgotten to save a couple myself!
Merlin can do magic without a horn
also here's an Aryan master race Nazi fluffy someone requested yesterday
I saw my uncle try to stomp a mouse's head in after the second I stopped him, and softly said
>Enough, he is suffering, and I wish to be with him as he does.
>Now, uncle's very Black and White about things, but when he saw the sincerity in my eyes and the tone of my voice, he backed off. I found some paper towel grabbed him by the
torso and walked with him.
>I saw the life leave him that same hour. I made a makeshift grave, with a small piece of wood as a tombstone. I am too nice to be an exterminator.