post an image that looks like the chicken sandwich you ate
What should I do until my wife gets home?
A) fap (I tapped at work tho)
B) pet animals
D) Jam out with my bigass stereo system
G) All of the above
I desire pictures with randoseru and jr.high uniforms pls
jam out, fap again
i want ideas for lunch later
Jamming to Chic and Blind Melon, fapping next.
really toasts the ol' strudel doesn't it
how long have you guys been married? does she know you like shota?
Here's one that bends the ol' mind: What has 3 dicks in the morning, 2 in the afternoon, and 1 at night?
A lucky man
seems like you two should get together
actually a sex club that's been slowly losing customers and is going to soon close
i'll bump my cock into your butt, faggot.
Well, I, for example, would be glad
But don't use such bad words! Very bad people use them.
Also what do you think of that backpack?
pretty cute. where are you from anon?
tfw missed teenage homolove and mutual discovery of sex life
neat. you used the wrong determiner, should be 'this backpack' instead of 'that backpack'
>implying anyone would've wanted to do so with you
By the way if you guys see Wally tell him I love him
doesn't sound natural to me. probably because you're the person posting the image of the backpack, the information is knew and so 'that' sounds odd. but i'm no expert.
Sorry, I'll go think about what I've done.
it's like you want to start a fight or something
You see, you can be a good person anon
Northern Poland here, kind of a shame
also goat furry shota
>tfw waiting on a translation of the latest nagi ichi work
>We use that and those most commonly to point to things and people which are not easy to identify in a situation. They are often more distant from the speaker, and sometimes closer to the listener:
>What’s in that bottle over there?
dw anon, i believe in your centralness.
furry stuff is my favourite! (czech boi)
what >>739211113 said. westerners don't want our slavic boipucci
Got together 8 years ago.
She knows, likes to to it with me too.
She's home. Done fapping.
I can, but after these threads became very dead and repeating the same pictures, being used mostly for conversations which I'm lame at pretending to be so interesting in, and being outcasted, I've decided to give into me edgy evilness.
>implying anyone would've wanted to do so with you
the best kind :3c
this star thing is getting kinda abstract
I love cosmology
not jail bait don't worry trust eastern europe not-mail-order boy
It auto corrected to interesting. Meant interested. Like, the conversations seem so awkward and forced here when I scroll through. I wonder if people think of it as truly genuine or not? Not enough for me to come back to mostly ded threads with repeating pics. I just like to scroll for possible new pics and see if a specific person is here.
Prepare yourself for the Solar Eclipse on August 21st if you're in the Americas. A total one that'll be clearly visible.
i've been on /b/ too long. i know too many of you homos
I wish, if they are who I think they are, they are too far away, too young, and too smart for me.
and who is it that you think they are
n-no you don't
i do tho
sure, dw dw i'll keep your secrets
where have you seen said beddings?
i'm only curious
And you really have no idea what you're talking about lmao
post moar pictures
it's odd indeed
I'm pretty sure all shota have feet.
I don't like posting this picture much because I dislike socks, but, just for you.
Yeah, I am often told. But not in any of the 4 years I've been on here have I had a genuine crush / love for anyone from here, or that I've mentioned here.
i'm wearing the cosiest fucking merino wool socks right now, how does this make you feel
Much less the WMD tier explosion of spaghetti that would be unleashed if any of us were able to actually connect irl.
A wicked game
pls gib hint i'm very confus i need to know ;^;
now i'm upset that you're not upset
i highly doubt i'd be awkward but i'm sure it would be that way with some others. would be fun tho
but how well do you know me?
i need to kno tho famalam
Sorry to hear that. Thanks for the cute picture anyway.
i would actually put any of you fuckers in the ground if i met you irl
Well, ok den.
I'll just shush, cause I don't wanna either be wrong, or guess right and bring up feels.
Lighter topic, you have been gradually winning me over on the concept of ankle socks being ok
>implying I wanna meet hairy hippie man with lock socks irl
>bring up feels
I'm generally an apathetic guy and have let go of my ego a while ago so you want. I don't know who you are, but, it seems my passion and unbreaking nature for my beliefs are winning you over.
i was about to post a much lewder version of what i did and now i'm glad i didn't :0
dude. your posting patterns are very noticeable especially these guys you post
and when you post tons of pics online people will remember from time to time
fuck meant to respond to >>739214596
True, nerves or no, I can't envision a non extreme situation like that that wouldn't be fun and chill
>Unless they're much cooler than I am, and make fun of me
i got a crispy midnight sausage roll from the servo last night
was surprisingly crispy this time. not quite as cheeky though.
if you're into being bashed then sure
I can't believe he fell for this meme
it was a meme within a meme, so they cancel out.
>Tfw using kazuma as an inspiration for your tanlines, but can't rock the short shorts in public enough to get a sharp contrast
one of the more absurd things i've read in a shota thread, it has to be said.
i'm gonna go soon(ish), was planning on napping first but there was important shitposting to do so i suppose i'll just be tired all day
You're not wearing the short shorts enough. Speaking of which, are they cute, lableless and hopefully zipper-less like Emizel's? If yes, please tell me where you got them.
w h a t w a s m e a n t b y t h i s s t a t e m e n t
now i'm actually upset =I
see you dudes later
P-please don't go
I've been looking for cutie short shorts for guys for so long
Can we get some Shotas being fucked a bit more rough. Preferably some really twisted stuff like that one pic where the futa taunts the shota as she sticks her massive cock in him about how its going to kill him once she starts going. Then she basically rips his guts up and kills him with her cock. I am in the mood for some dark shit today.
the secret is to just not bother putting effort into trying to understand what's happening because SOME people are intentionally cryptic
>anything that involves the displeasure of the shota or inflicting pain or forcing them to do something against their will let alone killing
Please off yourself you disgusting degenerate. Learn to be a decent persot.
Been here so long I just know.
This is something that most of us do with out even giving it a thought.
You're so close to the matter of fact, its silly.
Good idea, I'mma go get some coffee
Wuts all this then, deductive reasoning on /b/?
Killugon is the best
No socks past ankle length
Button your top button
Got a new Fairwind.
Haven't heard from Mitsui Jun.
I'll try not to bore with the many variations I mixed, just a few of the important ones.
That's mostly all I got that's new unless you wanna see him in diapers. I assume most of the topic doesn't.
Dont got much sadly, there needs to be much more.