Married 2 years. Together seven. Swallows. About every other day. If she sees I got a hard on she'll usually take care of it. Not spontaneous much. But from time to time she'll drop my pants and go to town. Done it a few times at the movies. Once at a family get together she pulled me into a side hall and gave me a quickie bj
>>739188148 We don't really have a set routine or schedule for them. I'd say I get my dick sucked 80% of the times that we fuck. Usually it is part of foreplay so I don't generally finish with them. I'd get it 100% of the time if I asked though.
gf for 4 months. once every 2 weeks or so. whenever we can get a night together really. typically last about 12 minutes. at this point it's just mixed in with the sex so no real asking. she prefers to swallow. hates the smell and the mess.
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? Whenever I want >How long do they typically last? However long I want >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Ask >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Swallow
Wife would blow me all the time and swallow then when we were trying to have kids she just blew me before sex. Now that we have a kid that's almost 3 she only blows me every once in awhile never finishes. So I went out and got a girlfriend that loves to suck me off
>>739188148 > have gf > moves in after less than a year > bj's stop > eventually sex stops > she keeps the house tidy > cooks and contributes to bills > after 18mo I picked up a side chick > 2yrs and home life is decent > whenever I need to get a nut I stop by side chicks place > common law gf has no idea > thinks I'm just super understanding about her not being very sexual > I may eventually break up with her > and the main reason will be her lack of sexual activity
>wake up in the morning >We both check our phone >Aweful morning wood >" Hey babe I have a massive erection ' >She pulls it out of my underwear >Pouts her lips at me " all it so swollen it's almost purple babe, dies it hurt " >Yea babe >Want me to make it better >Before I say anything she's already cupping my balls and sucking me good and slow >Cum buckets in her mouth >She swallows and gargles with some water >We cuddle and go back to sleep
This has been happening once a day for 4+ years now, expecting our first baby girl soon.
>>739188148 How often to you receive blowjobs? 3 times a week, give or take How long do they typically last? 15-20 mins Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Mostly she goes for it Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? I have a hard time cuming if im not in control (blow jobs/her on top), so havent cum during blowjob yet.. weve only been dating for like 3 months
First girl i dated that wants to give blowjobs, with others i had to ask
>>739188148 I have been married for 13 years and we have sex almost every night. I usually don't get random BJs, but she will sometimes text me at work and ask if I would like one that night. Even if we have sex, she is a good girl and will spend time sucking my cock and giving me deep throat before we have sex. If she does go down on me, it usually lasts 8-12 minutes, and she is a good girl and will never lose a drop.
>>739188148 Pretty much only in the shower because she doesn't like the taste of penis skin or precum (i have good hygiene so that's not it lol) or her pussy juices. Kind of sucks because if she really tried she can deeothroat like 95% of my dick. She does spontaneously start trying to have sex or getting each other off, though. Just no oral. She's never swallowed (getting her into enjoying giving oral more before putting her down that road), but she likes cum shooting onto her face/body.
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? Rarely >How long do they typically last? 10 seconds >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Have to ask >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Has me jerk off on her ass
My gf is the easily grossed out type and doesn't like cum or pre-cum but I smash that tight pussy to compensate
How often to you receive blowjobs? >once a month if im lucky How long do they typically last >2 minutes Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? >spontaneously Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? >never finish, always sex after, then finish
>>739188148 She'll give me a bj to completion twice a week or so. She almost always swallows, but will occasionally jack me off onto her tits or stomach. She's pretty spontaneous with it. Last night, I was on the couch while she put our son to bed and she came back into the room, got in her knees in front of me, pulled my pants off and went to it.
More often than not, though, sucking leads to sex.
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? Very rarely. >How long do they typically last? Maybe 2 minutes tops, then she wants me to fuck her. She NEVER finishes a blowjob. >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Generally have to bitch about it because she doesn't really put out but maybe once every few months. If I bitch enough, she'll suck me to get me hard but then she wants to be fucked. So I never get a full blowjob. >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? She refuses to swallow... but that would require her to actually give me a full blowjob to begin with, which she never does.
>>739190425 >Gf blows you >Fuck yes feeling good >Bout to pop >" Hey let's fuck " >But I'm about to cum just now babe >" But what about me? I want to cum too" >Now it's a fucking ordeal >Now she's acting like I'm making her do it >End up just getting dressed
I've been a few girls like this, fuck them, abandon ship bro, find a better girl like I did who will worship your cock.
Lack of sex can definitely be a dealbreaker anon. My gf is always down to have sex and loves my cock. She can only take so much though. After about 20 min of rough sex shes begging me to cum so it stops being painful.
She has a very tight vagina and I have a big penis so the two together feels really great for both of us but after awhile it also hurts both of us.
Tight pussy is nice, but sometimes it makes my cock hurt too much and her pussy hurts sometimes too.
Used to be spontaneous on her part. Now it only happens when she wants something or she's too dry. Depends. She sucks at sucking so it can last a while and her jaw "hurts" pretty quickly when she has nothing to gain from it. Nowadays I have to ask and practically push it in her mouth. Swallow. Always did, but rarely ever got to that point.
I'm seriously considering getting a side chick since she actively resists break ups.
>>739188148 My girlfriend would do it any time I ask her, but I never ask because she sucks at it. In a bad way. It's got to the point that even when she initiates it I'm just like "Nah, that's okay, let me just suck your tits for a bit and then fuck you." It's become a bit of an issue because she is now aware that she's shit at giving head and she feels self-conscious about it.
Really, though. She stops every 20-30 seconds to gag or rub or jaw because she complains of jaw lock. She can barely get past the head. Her pressure is way too light. She scrapes it with her teeth from time to time. She barely makes an effort with handwork. The enthusiasm is there but her technique is just shockingly bad.
All around just the lousiest blowjobber ever. Wat do /b/?
>>739190914 I wish I could find a girl that would worship my cock. While I believe in being fair, she never just focuses on me 100%... If she sucks me at all, she expects me to fuck her. I just would like to relax, lay there, and be sucked off just once.. I'll gladly return the favor, but shes never into it. if I get pleasure, she wants it at the same time. It's frustrating.
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? Never without prompting. 4-6 times a year. >How long do they typically last? 2-5 minutes before "my jaw hurts" >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? I have to ask or hint about it for days. >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? None of the above. After a half-hearted lazy attempt, I jerk myself of just to get it over with.
Lesson to learn kids? Don't marry someone you're sexually incompatible with. You're doomed to a life of misery.
>>739191213 I feel you my chick is the same her stopping kills me if she just blows me for like a minute and a half straight I'd probably bust but she always stops every 30 seconds for one reason or another
I was married for four years, and my wife was seriously good at sucking cock. She was very good at taking her goddamn time.
My last girlfriend was kind of bad at blowjobs, but I sort of liked that because it kept me in control - I could very much choose when to cum since it only felt "okay"... Actually preferred it that way.
>BJ bout once a week >2-3 minutes, usually just foreplay >spontaneously
How a good sexytime usually goes: >get drunk >start by playing with her pussy and ass >usually get a plug in her ass >starts blowing me >fuck >she sucks me off >keeps sucking until I am hard again. >Fuck her ass >next load deep into her butt.
Then I get to listen for the next week about how sore her ass is and how she is never doing it again. But then every weekend I am balls deep in it.
>>739188148 >Married 20 years >Blowjobs to completion a few times per month >Blowjobs as foreplay several times a week >Can last anywhere from 15 minutes to an hour, depending on how stoned I am and how eager she is >Most develop spontaneously, but she'll usually do it if I ask >Wife usually spits, but sometimes swallows or jerks it onto her tits
>>739191427 You too eh? Your answers are almost identical to my own. Sucks being with a frigid bitch that very rarely puts out. I feel for ya, /b/ro. Hell, not even just lack of blowjobs, but lack of sex in general. 9 times out of 10? I just jack off to get myself off. I can please myself better than she can anyway.
I usually take a shower with my wife a few times a week. Everytime we shower together I get a blowjob. I usually last 10-15 minutes. I usually cum right in her mouth, she swallows sometimes, spits sometimes, I even cum on her face every once in a while.
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? I see my gf on the weekends and almost always get head at least once if not more. Record with current gf is 4 times in one day. >How long do they typically last? I have a problem cumming from getting head but it's my favorite thing in the world. So my gf will literally suck my dick for 2 hours if that's what it takes. >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? I've never asked for head. I've told her to suck my dick a bunch of times and she'll happily drop to her knees. But usually she'll just suck it on her own while we're watching stuff on netflix. >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? When we first started dating she always swallowed. Then there was a point where I changed my diet for the worse and she wouldn't swallow. Now I drink lots of pineapple juice and eat better so she's back to swallowing again.
>>739188148 No current gf, but for a bigger datapool, let's talk about ex-gfs.
#1 Occasionally, like twice a month. Lasted five to ten minutes. When asked. Spit. #2 Never gave blowjobs, ever. Main reason I ditched her, being sexually unsatisfied is nothing you can make up for with anything else. #3 Loved giving blowjobs. Lasted five to fifteen minutes depending on how fast I wanted to or she wanted me to cum. Daily and spontaneously and when asked, also almost every time we had sex I finished with a bj. Swallowed half the time, jerked me somewhere else the other times. Great girl. #4 69ing three to four times a week, no exclusive blowjobs. Never finished outside her pussy, but 69ing usually took up a fair amount of our sex, some fifteen minutes upwards. Spontaneously, as in she changes position, and when asked, as in I change position.
Also from a lot of one night stands I can assure you that blowjobs are common place among easy girls.
Back b4 the abs she was sucking me knew I was about to cum told her to do it a bit more shot a huge load in her mouth she was pissed after that would suck for awhile then it turned into a hj at the abs they suck to compleation
>>739191587 I recently broke up with a gf of 7 years, we owned a house together even. I'm not telling you to be impulsive or not to think about the future but sometimes for whatever reason you gotta bail. Maybe it's a mistake that you will regret for the rest of your life, maybe it won't. It'll be difficult for her especially when you shack up with another chick. anyway cya fag
My ex-wife was great sucked all the time but turned out she was kind of a slut so even though we fucked and she sucked my cock and let me cum anywhere she was fucking other dudes to. Current wife used to suck my dick until we have a kid it's been three years since then and not one blowjob even when I ask for one. I even begged liked a bitch and she didn't care. Our sex is great though we fuck a few times a week and it's really good but very vanilla. She is more of a good girl but I guess it's better then getting cheated on. Messed up part is I'm getting to the point where I'm going to pay a hooker just to suck me off since my wife isn't doing it.
>be me >last night >getting bj from gf in car >in her apartmnet parking lot >guard passes by and flashes light into car >tells us to get out >lectures us not to do it again >tells me to never come back
off topic but funny how this thread came up after what happened to me last night, asshole guard.
Anyways, get a bj 2-3 times a week usually last 10-30 minutes depending how i'm feeling or how she's feeling, spontaneous, and she always swallows.
>>739188148 My girlfriend is pretty terrible at blow jobs, a retainer exploded in her mouth and she has these sharp metal pieces behind her teeth. That being said, she's pretty good about it. She knows they aren't the best so it's mostly used as a means to fuck more. Sometimes I ask for them, sometimes she just does it. Either way, it turns us both on more and we become fucking animals afterwards
Engaged been together little over 2 years. She got pregnant early on, cheaper to keep er Shes socially awkward and bitchy a lot Have the most beautiful daughter ever Before the kid we fucked like 8 times when we would see eachother on the weekend. I couldnt keep up. After pregnancy she was on BC, which she claimed killed her sex drive, never wanted it. Got off BC and we fucked more, but never like before. Complains "my vaginas not the same anymore" I always try to initiate sex now and get shot down. too tired, headache, dont feel like it. Got one BJ ever, she was shit faced drunk and I wasnt taking no for an answer.. meh not that great. Complains it makes her mouth hurt. shes a tiny girl.. her "mouth is too small" Says if I gag her itd make her puke
Tired of fapping thinking about finding another married guy through craigslist casual encounters, I just want my dick sucked for gods sake im miserable.
>>739191304 I probably would, but I'm short, fat and ugly and I have a shit personality, so it's not a simple matter. She's quite far above my league, plus I kind of love her a bit most of the time so I'm worried I'll feel bad or something, even if I did manage to pull off a decent side-fuck.
>>739191429 That's exactly it. Even though she's shit at it, if I was horny enough all it would take would be about 2 minutes or so of uninterrupted suckage. She claims she just needs to "practice more" on me, but I don't like going soft half way through because she keeps stopping to squint in pain and rub her jaw like a contemplative Chinese philosopher. In two years of dating, I have never come from her head, and it seems I never will.
>>739192415 4 years here think she made me cum once when I was wasted other than that I have to just fap and bust on her face or in her mouth...one thing you can try is to get her pretty drunk usually that takes care of the "jaw thing"
My ex was 18 when we met and was really hesitant to give head, I kept talking her into it and eventually she started getting so wet from doing it (literally dripping) that it became pretty regular foreplay. I would cum in her mouth after sex maybe 30% of the time, even more often if it was just head. Didn't usually swallow but had no problem with taking my load in her mouth.
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? On average, twice per week. Sometimes long intervals, sometimes quite often. >How long do they typically last? Depends on my >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? I used to get a lot of spontaneous bjs. Fewer and fewer as time pass. >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Used to always swallow now spits more often
>>739188148 gf of over 2.5 years in college with roomates, typically got blown every friday and saturday night, occasionally weekday afternoons too if roomates were out. Once on the couch in the middle of the night, shit was cash. About five minutes or so, she awesome at it mostly spontaneous almost always she finishes by jerking me off onto my stomach if im in the zone and dont want to move, but i love flipping over and coming on her. standing up blowjobs are the best now we live together in an apartment for the summer so we have a room all to ourselves. unfortunately, we booth work super long hoours so were both exhausted and dont do stuff much anymore :( (but tuesday we both have off, i'm gonna give her a great dicking)
>How often to you receive blowjobs? for the first two years, about twice a week - it's only about once a month now. although a big reason is that we rather have sex. she would suck me off if I'd ask for it when we're making out.
>How long do they typically last? if it's start to finish, I'd say about 10 minutes - she likes to take her time with it.
>Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? in the beginning a lot were spontaneous, but now it's mostly something she does for a couple of minutes before sex
>Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? spits, though she really licks up everything - never had the slightest amount of cum left anywhere after a blowjob
>>739192774 She's very submissive and obedient, and she's a little without being into that scene. She's got a fat ass and loves when I spank her, which I do as a reward for good behavior. Sweetest girl I've ever met and loves me and my cock.
>How often do you receive blowjobs? about once every other day >How long do they last? Not sure, kinda use it as a warm up before sex >Do you get them spontaneously Yep, spontaneously >Does your gf swallow, spit...? She spits, doesn't like the taste she says
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? about 3-4 times a year >How long do they typically last? 10-15 minutes >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? have to ask >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? she jerk me off when i'm ending then she runs to the bathroom to brush her teeth and I suspect vomit a bit.
Been with my wife for about 8 years, I was used with my ex gfs to get fucking loads of good blowjob. everywhere, all the time. i was blown in park, in cars, in staircases...You name ti. 2-3 times per week. Now it's the ultimate dry spell. Married life is wonderful. And don't come with that "wash yourself and get clean" or "treat her better". I'm always clean shaven and always out of the shower before even considering a blowjob and we just roam the city for the most luxurious experience all the time. Also have a good home and good cars.
Married annon here: I get blowjobs maybe twice a month before sex, they can last as long as 30 mins. I have to ask for them most of the time. Wife does not swallow, spit, or let me cum on her face. That being said she is good at giveing me head, I just wished she would do it with out me asking everytime.
>How often to you receive blowjobs? 1 or 2 a month >How long do they typically last? 20min give or take >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Both more spontaneously though >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Mostly after 20 min of bj she will get on top and we fuck but if she can get me off fast enough it is usually swallow
>>739193747 You do realize that there is some variance in how often people have sex while married, right? My wife and I have sex more often on her infertile period because we don't ever while she's not infertile. That and some people simply have more sex.
No, she isn't… well, what do I know. I suppose it's possible.
She gets hot flashes and her libido as just dropped from level 11 to 1 or 2. She loves me and feels guilty for not "feeling it" these days. I'm just getting tired of doing all the work and having to coax her into being interested, especially when she used to be so eager and ready 24/7. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>739188148 >Been with her for 9 years >married for a few months >Get sucked off once or twice a month >never return favor >sometimes I ask sometimes it's random >typically 5 minutes >swallows every time
>>739194064 Try different avenues anon make her blow you more instead of full blown sex especially if she can't get as wet nowadays also think about gifts for rewarding her for worshipping your cock...also you ever think about anal?
>>739188148 About once a week? Used to take some 35 minutes, but now she's good enough to finish me in 5 on good days. Average 10. Usually have to ask. Almost always swallows, unless she wants it on her face.
>How often do you receive blowjobs? Pretty much anytime she gives me a handjob, it transitions to a BJ. So fairly often How long do they typically last? Not long enough unfortunately Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Depends on if she's the one who initiates sex or not. If I do, I usually have to ask. If she does, she goes straight for it Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Never swallows, rarely spits. It mostly ends with me busting a nut either in her hand, tits or, if I'm really lucky (or she's drunk) her face
>>739194287 Forget in your original post if you said you're married or not if you're married just do it you can honestly claim it was an accident especially if you pull out onto her face you can say you were trying to pull out because you didn't want to cum in her mouth because you know she hates that
We are both interested in anal, but she's tiny and neither of us have done it. That will probably come in time.
And yes, I think I ned to be more dominant/aggressive again. I have slacked off in that, because I started getting self-concious (since she isn't trying to swallow my cock all the time anymore) and sensitive to her libido troubles. I could get back into it and see what happens.
>>739188148 Married for 4 years. Second marriage for both of us. >How often to you receive blowjobs? Whenever I want. It's usually a couple times a week. >How long do they typically last? I kinda last a while normally. If she really wants to hurry my little slut can pop me off in a couple minutes. She's a fucking pro >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Both. Sometimes I ask and sometimes she just does it. >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? She usually jerks me off onto her face. She had an ex that surprised her with some of that nasty chunky cum in her mouth once and it ruined her on taking it in her mouth. She'll do it in a pinch but doesn't like it much.
>>739188148 Engaged. Also have a full time girlfriend. We are polyamorous triad. My gf the s more like "I want to suck your cock right now" about once a week, however if ever I want one, she was gladly get on her knees without any question. My fiancé is less enthusiastic about head. Her cunt is soooo tight tho. Both will swallow, spit, take it on their face, ass, cunt, tits -- whatever I want. They will swap my cum too which is great. Sometimes I wake up in the night and will fuck one of them and then cum on the other's face. They literally love it.
To answer your question I guess -- 3 or 4 blowjobs a week is pretty normal. Along with sex 3-4 times.
As often as inask but typical only if we are in bed and she is trying to fool around. She typical blows me out of necessity. (For spit on my dick) It only takes 30 seconds or so. She will never swallow or even get me close to Cummings. It's for play and that's it...
But she's a good girl and I love her. In my experience the girls that swallow are crazy AF.
>>739194474 No problem and speaking from experience anal can seriously change a relationship it did for my wife and I we were having similar troubles and it opened up a lot of new scenarios... pro tip lots of lube and liquor the first time just go for it
>>739188148 >How often to you receive blowjobs? Whenever I can get one of my daughters to give one, usually once a day. >How long do they typically last? Usually about 10-15 minutes, more or less if it's wanted to be. >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Sometimes my girls will ask to do it but usually I'll tell the one I'm want to play with "hey, let's go play". >swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Sometimes I'll try to cum in their tiny little kitties but usually I cum in their mouths and tgey swallow.
>>739192695 Sure, but I'm not exactly born to write erotica.
>be me, 21 >have gf for about half a year now >live together >watch BDSM porn, gf is at work (nurse) >she doesn't know I'm into it yet, sex has been good and wild, but pretty vanilla >I had a bottle of white wine before >gf comes home >consider turning off porn, but I feel confident from the alcohol >continue to fap as she comes in >look at her and smile >she smiles back >sits down on the bed >gagging scene >strokes my cock for me for a couple of seconds >says "pause it" >goes to the bathroom and takes a shower >comes back ~20 minutes later, heavy smokey eyes make-up >bored semi-boner suddenly back up to 100% >she re-positions me so she can watch the porn while sucking me >can't decide what to look at >she mimics the movements of the porn >couple of minutes go by, almost came two times, she stopped me >she turns off the gagging porn >says "I want that." and gets off the bed, down on her knees >I stand up >not sure if I should unleash my fantasies on her >"I want that, now" >slap her over the face >she looks perplexed >grab her hair and pull her mouth over my cock >move her head slowly and steadily up and down my shaft, always stopping right before the point of discomfort
>>739194916 2/2 (comment too long, fuck off /b/) >she holds eye contact >grip her more firmly, increase speed of motion >slightly go over the point every time, every time my cock goes deep she twitches a little and blinks >pull her head close and thrust my cock down her throat >her eyes widen, then tear up >her hands move from my balls to my hips, trying to push me away >I hold the grip >she holds the eye contact >her resistance gets softer >tears roll down her cheeks leaving black trails while she's twitching >only held her a few seconds, but I soaked up every detail >as I pull out my dick her saliva follows >she breathes heavily eyes now on my cock >she hesitates for a second >wraps her lips around my shaft and pulls me so close my dick goes down her throat again >she closes her eyes >I take her hands away from me and hold them behind her head >begin to thrust >she starts gagging, arching her back, but I pull her up and close by her hands behind her head >continue for a few seconds and release her >she falls backwards, gasping for air >"You said you wanted it." >"More." >All my doubts fall off >hold her head in both hands >thrust deep into her throat, fast and hard, holding her head in place and literally fucking it >about to cum >tell her >she grabs my ass and pulls me close >I stop moving at the deepest I can go >cum down her throat >all I feel is the motions of her swallowing around my cock >pull out >she gasps >smiles at me widely with hysterical eyes Looks like we shared a fetish.
There's obviously a lot of vanilla stuff, but since I'm about to leave I thought I may as well share that story, the first of a lot and the softest.
She loved getting slapped all over… the face, especially. Rape play. She was a footstool. She loved being humiliated (in private) and called every slutty name in the book. I would go so rough on her, she would be bawling by the time I would cum, but she would thank me up and down about how emotionally intense it all was. She just ate it up.
Once, she independently bought OTC reading glasses just so she can keep her eyes open when I cum on her face, so she could watch it. She conditioned me to get hard just when she puts on the glasses, heh.
She LOVED being a goodie-two-shoes in public, and my dirty whore in private. Good times, for sure.
yeah, thanks, man. I've heard the same advice in my own research. Just looking for the right opportunity to take her ass, but I agree…it should be a fun new feature if we go at it cautiously and responsibly.
>>739194735 Yeah I sometime flip her over and fuck her anyway. And she is kind of into anal sex so sometime she will let me fuck it. But seeing the woman you love doing this as a "job" if you want to, it's a total boner killer.i don't really understand her, You can even put an Hitachi right on her clit while eating her ass and she can still have a perfect conversation about venezuelan politic. Love her, and we get along very well in our life together, but I'm still not used to this. Every woman i knew before her, we had very satisfying sexual life, with lots of variety and funs....And yes, normally I would start by eating them until they came, and they would crave the D afterwhile...That was the good time.
>>739195033 It sounds like you had such a thankful little slut I'm suprised you were able to resist using her as a footstool or marking her face with your red marks anon. You need to bring the good times back.
>>739193625 Tbh long blowjobs like that are mostly frustrating. She doesn't take direction all that well and doesn't always remember stuff from previous blowjobs. I've given her plenty of direction and have even shown her tons of bj porn and pointed things out which she "tried" but failed. So it's kind of like I'll lay back and watch a movie or play video games and largely ignore her while she's slowly sucking, then get fed up after a while and jerk off while she sucks my balls and finish in her mouth. There are other times where she goes to fucking TOWN on my dick and it's amazing. But when she's going full on she can only last maybe 20-30 minutes then gets tired and I have to jerk off in her mouth if she hasn't made me nut. I've had a girl finish me off on her own less than 20 times in my life, and I'm almost 40.
>>How often to you receive blowjobs? twice a week >How long do they typically last? 10 mins at most sadly >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? It's usually on the weekend when we're relaxed >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Swallow
Yeah, I think so too. I think that's something us guys can get screwed up in… in that, we work so hard to be loving and sensitive to their needs, we end up losing sight of that "edge" in ourselves that made the sex life really burn hot.
The more I'm talking to you /b/ros, the more I feel like I could help her fight the dead-ovary low libido and (consensually) beat her back into being a rightful slut for me. I know she still has it in her, because she flits with me like that still. Just doesn't take the slutty initiative like she used to.
>>739188148 Been married 11 years. We have 4 kids. my wife does not blow me. Ever. She never really did. Her mouth is quite small. (this is not to imply my dick is huge, it isn't. But her mouth is tiny, so its hard for her)
She lets me fuck her as often as i want though. So i don't complain. I knew she was bad at head when i married her.
Ive been with my girlfriend for 7 years. I dont ever get any blowjobs though, vus my dick is too big for her mouth (teeth scrape dick even if her mouth is all the way open). But ive gotten her to let me do anal to make up for it lol.
>>739194816 Thanks mate, yeah I could greentext some stuff for y'all but I guess it's not particularly interesting. They're both subs though my gf is moreso, as you'd imagine. My fiancé is very stable and easy going. Less into bdsm. Been dating my gf for 7 months. Gf wants to get tied down and "raped" relentlessly. My fiancé loves helping with that stuff. They don't date each other, but love to fool around when I'm also involved. My fiancé has one other partner as well. We spend a lot of time together as a group of 4 - so I guess we are technically more of a quad, though he feels less involved and also has no romantic connection to me or my gf.
I'm trying hard here to think of some greentext but it's all just generic triad/threesome/bdsm stuff. Best is them cumswapping or making them decide when each other get to cum. I like to either limit their orgasms and deny them, or conversely tie the up and force them to have many orgasms. Again, something that the other always helps with. I've never tied both of them up simultaneously, though that sounds fun. Oo swapping back and forth between each of their cunts and asses is pretty great. And having them hold each other down for beatings (caning/spanking mostly)
>>739194093 That's complete bullshit. I've been with my current gf for almost 6 years and she constantly wants my dick. She's fucking insatiable. We actually have more sex now than when we first started dating, and I get regular head on top of that.
>>739188148 My fiance has a messed up jaw for the last few years, so keep that in mind. >Frequency Once or twice a month, usually leads to sex or 69. >Length Usually it leads to her finishing me off like that. Probably 15 minutes or so, if she takes it slow. She's got one hell of a mouth so she could do 5 if she tried. >Spontaneous or ask? 80% ask, but I think it's because of her jaw. It hurts and gets tired after 5 minutes unless she's high as hell or drunk as fuck. I usually start off by telling her "I'd love to see your lips wrapped around my cock". No joke, it works. You get to say all kinds of shit after 7 years together. >Spit, swallow, jerk She tries to swallow, but she's got a small mouth and a gag reflex so usually she'll overflow a bit and swallow what she can. That being said, for some fucking reason her handjobs are GREAT so I don't mind a handjob finish with some tongue.
>>739195878 >Sorry man I'm literally so bad at greentext Don't worry it's just great to read about such a scenario in general. Do you have any tales of them both giving you a long blowjob to fit the theme of the thread? Her ass and pussy really are something, thank you. It looked better used with your cum though
>>739188148 Bjs? 2-3times a day lasts as long as i want Shes the one with the higher sex drive shes 20 and on the chubby side. im 24 swallows spits gargles everything really. sexy slut make me cum everytime. Fuked and sucked at her mothers house mums house, my house, at work, mall, in the car, on a plane, at the park everywhere really.
Awesome, anon. As the experiences of many other anons here show…good times are fleeting, so appreciate what you have now, and savor every load you gush down her throat. Nothing lasts. Nothing is forever. Enjoy that pussy while you have it!
Wife of 10 years thought she could stop blowing me. Now I won't fuck her unless she sucks my dick. I let it year go by with no sex when she asked why I told her cuz she stops sucking dick. One of the main reasons I stayed with her after two kids is because of her throat game
>>739191213 Ask her to have a practice session with you. Give her good instruction, tell her what you do and don't like. If she's not willing to get better, her problem is laziness, not technique. My woman sucked at this stuff too but now she's fucking amazing after 7 years of practice. If your partner isn't willing to make your sex life better, she's obviously not aware of how important sex is to a long-lasting relationship. There are PLENTY of articles and self-help books. She needs to show some initiative.
>How often to you receive blowjobs? As often as I want really, but generally 4 or so times a week. >How long do they typically last? 10-20 minutes >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? sometimes spontaneous sometimes ask >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? jerk me off
>>739196299 I agree with this. Most girls love to fuck. The ones that don't jave a medical condition or haven't been fucked right yet. Ive had girls literally beg me to go out with them. And when i said no they begged to be fuck friends. Once they get fucked good they always want more. And do pretty much anything you want
>>739196214 Been here off and on since crackychan. But ya, I'm 42, seems ancient compared to most kids on here now. Still good for a laugh here and there, but it's definitely gone down hill since moot left
Together ~7 years, Common-law since my son was born about a year ago.
>How often to you receive blowjobs? Haven't in about a year and a half - 2 years. >How long DID* they typically last? Would usually be during foreplay (~5-15min, whatever we were feeling), sometimes to finish. >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? There was never any spontaneity with them, ever. It got to the point that I would have to literally walk to her side of the bed, and whip it out onto/into her face, and pray she doesn't continue to pretend to be asleep. Usually she was pretty receptive. >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? She may have swallowed a couple times, but she has an abusive gag reflex and I guess hated the sensation of swallowing. I usually chose to cum on her ass anyways.
>>739188148 Been married for 19 years (dated for 2 1/2 years). She used to suck dick a lot at least every time we had sex 3 to 4 days a week. Then after our first child was born, oral dropped off the map (15 years ago). I always went down on her, and still do without her prompting me. I enjoy it.
Now I'm lucky if I get head for Christmas, my birthday, and father's day. When I told her I wish she would reciprocate more, she said she just didn't like doing it anymore, but openly told me that she didn't want be to stop eating her out.
Needless to say this has put a real crimp in my secual satisfaction. I continually ask, only to be rebuffed. Ive never thought of cheating, but every now and then, i fantasize about getting knob slobbed by other women. Yeah, I'm bitter.
>>739196814 I mostly agree with your agreeing with my post... however, i'd like to set myself apart from your overall general tone, by clarifying, that i'm not an especially 'Gifted' lover... as it were.
i'm not "fucking them good" i'm fucking them averagely at best. every woman I fuck is responsible for her own orgasm, as i am, for mine. If the bitch doesn't know how to get herself off (mentally or physically) then i'm not going to spend 4 hours trying to figure it out.
This, equal view to sexuality, surprisingly has been very well received by the girls i've fucked. they see it as freeing, and less stressful.
They either cum, or they don't. i personally don't give a shit. But they're always happy to give it another whirl in an hour or two (or next day, whatev)
So my point of girls still wanting for fuck, stands. but it's not because of my magical prowess. they just wanna fuck anyway...
>>739188148 >>739188148 >>739188148 >>739188148 >>739188148 I receive blowjobs either because i bother her abt it or because we haven't had sex in over 2 days so she want's so be submissive. Swallows once in a blue moon which is fine cause she let's me cum on her face or in her pussy. She's one of them public fuck typa gf's but there are hardly any places
Gf of 10 months About 2-3 times a week just bj, 5-7 with sex. 5-20 min depending on my mood and hers. Usually have to ask but will do it anytime anywhere never says no, sometimes spontaneously. Has never not swallowed. Sucks me until every last drop is gone and I can't take it or go soft.
>>739188148 Married with a gf here. They both know and it's entirely legit.
I get blowjobs from the wife about once a month or so, with rare weeks where she wants to suck my daily or more often.
I get blowjobs from the gf at least weekly, usually 2-3x a week.
How long do they last? That can vary widely and doesn't depend on the girl or how skilled they are. Honestly, I have trouble cumming most times from blowjobs alone. Sometimes I cum in a minute, usually it takes me half an hour or so. Luckily, they both actually LIKE to suck cock, so they don't mind the long time. For the wife, she likes me to straddle her head and face fuck her while she's laying on her back (no fatigue issues this way), the gf sucks like a fucking champ in any position though. If she gets tired, she likes it when I grab her by the back of her head and physically move her head to keep sucking.
With the wife, they're spontaneous. With the gf, it's an order along the same veins as "bring me a drink." She sees my cock as a reward for being good and following orders. She also gets off on objectification too, so it's not unusual to sit at a table or desk and eat or work with her underneath sucking away. My new favorite ritual is to go over to her apartment after she's off work and sit on her back porch. It's got a 1/2 wall that looks down into the neighbor's back yard and they frequently use it. Very nice outdoor dining area. I'll sit out there and enjoy the cool night air after the blisteringly hot day while she packs a bowl inside. Soon, she comes out, silently presents me the bowl and a drink, kneels to be collared, and then sucks my cock as I smoke. It's not too unusual for me to strike up a conversation with the neighbor during this. If we really get going on a topic, I'll usually stand up and lean over the half-wall to chat. My lower half stays hidden and the back of her head is pressed against the half-wall, so I usually forcefully deepthroat her at least a stroke or two
>>739188148 I've been with a few girls and a little more than half were willing or even quite enthusiastic in giving blowjobs, the other half weren't willing to do it or it was just something that never came up.
Ironically the ones who were the most blowjob-happy were virgins. The first girl I ever really dated was just like "I'm going to suck your dick Friday" and I was shitting bricks, I couldn't even nut. She gave me the succ a few more times but again I just couldn't cum.
The next girl I dated after her took my v card although she was not a virgin herself. She loved sex and we banged like crazy all the time, one day she was like "oh hey I haven't given you a blowjob yet let's do that" and I was like "yes". We mostly had sex but if she was on her period or we were trying to be quiet in her room or I had banged her well enough & she came but I hadn't yet then she'd suck me off.
The girl after that was a virgin and we did end up having sex eventually but mostly we just gave each other oral for months and months before we first had sex. Even after we first had sex we would give each other the succ more than regular sex.
The next few girls after that were huge sluts but weren't into oral sex, either giving or receiving,
>>739198379 As for where I cum, both swallow and like cum. The GF has a full-blown cum fetish though, she gets turned on when I cum on her and tell her she's not allowed to clean it up.
Recently, I was getting a blowjob from the gf and when I was about ready to cum, I told her she wasn't allowed to swallow, she had to hold it. I cam, she did, then I had her get on all fours, keep her head tilted up and mouth open (still full of cum), and played with the outside of her pussy until she was shaking, then I took one of the bad dragon's we own, filled her with it and fucked her hard with it. She was moaning and trying not to choke the whole time. When she was about to cum, I pulled the bad-dragon out of her, grabbed her by her hair, rammed my cock in her raw, and commanded her to swallow. She came so fucking hard I thought my dick was gonna be black with bruises. It was pretty fucking awesome to have her collapse after and just lay there, twitching under me. I love when she gets like that. She knows it doesn't mean I'm going to stop playing with her yet.
>>739198379 >presents me the bowl and a drink, kneels to be collared, and then sucks my cock as I smoke She treats you like royalty, that's hot as fuck. I can't imagine the detail and worship she gives.
How often to you receive blowjobs? >8 year relationship How long do they typically last? >10-20mins, depends on the day Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? >Usually spontaneously, though she always does if I request Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? >She's swallowed a few times, but usually spit
Well, start making the slooooow, careful plans to fix your situation. Dying with an unsatisfied cock just isn't worth it if she isn't amazing to you in other facets. And something tells me she isn't.
Next year I will be happily divorced for ten years, and I NEVER would have thought I would survive it. It was hard work, and I am still rising up out of the financial ashes, but I would pull that very same trigger again if I had the chance. There is good pussy out there, and thankless bitches can go fuck themselves, IMO.
Gf of 4 years. What's a blowjob? Nah, but I only get head like once maybe every other month, if I'm lucky. Plus I always have to wear a rubber, but it has to be flavoured, otherwise it's "just too gross". What the shit dudes. My ex would let me facefuck on the regular, shit was sloppy as fuck. Could be worse I guess, we still fuck semi-regularly, provided I wear a rubber and she doesn't have to do any fucking work. Kill me.
>>739199224 It's a fully established Dom/sub relationship. She's extremely submissive and loves protocol. I establish rules for my House and she follows them to the letter. I really wish I had an actual house with room to build my own kink furniture. I really want a fuckbox I can lock her in some days. Something simple that immobilizes her with her mouth, pussy, and ass available through openings pressed tightly against her body. Hell, I'd even set it up so I could leisurely game from it. Just sorta fuck at my leisure as I play. The best part is that I wouldn't have to ever clean her or it up. I could just fuck her and use her and cum as many times as I want, then unlock her and command her to clean up my toys; she'd gladly clean herself up/out, wipe down the box inside and out, then wait for me to tell her what she could do next. Probably either get back in the box or let her curl up with her head on my lap. Aftercare is the cornerstone of developing a Kink relationship.
Well, there are massage parlors and fuck buddies out there. Find one that can keep a secret (ideally, one who is VERY smart and cautious and has as much to lose as you do), and get your dick slobbered on again. Baby steps.
>>739188148 I don't get blowjob very often less than weekly but it's because they don't feel that great for me. I jerked off atleast once a day to point I developed delayed ejaculation, so sex takes atleast 30 minutes, and blowjobs and handjobs can't get me off. When we're both horny but short on time (school, work etc) we'll do some mutual masturbation and she'll finish me off in her mouth and swallow it.
Some (debatably: most) girls are amazing at them, if you aren't to picky. Then there are the ones who just don't get it or are out of practice. Teeth and so on.
And yes, if they know how to handle a cumming dick, when it is oversensitive, pumping down her throat can feel so amazing compared to bareback in her womb. A little bit of this and a little bit of that, for best results.
>>739200193 That's pretty common actually, but doesn't do much as far as D/s stuff goes. Things like "worship my body" are too vague. Subs need explicit orders to follow, and explicitly outlined goals to reach for that are challenging. Honestly, being a Dom is rather difficult. You both need to maintain order and be in control of everyone's safety while constantly coming up with creative ideas to put into practice. After that, it's training, training, training. Luckily, my gf is good about following orders if I text her them. I've made exercise part of her daily routine at this point. Sculpting and maintaining her body the way I specify is also part of her submission. She understands that allowing her health to fail or her body to become weak or flabby is her allowing something I own and love to become damaged or possibly even unusable. She hates exercise, but she loves the submission and the approval it gets from me.
Whenever I want, usually one or two a day. Always swallows. Usually start and sex with head, ass & pussy to mouth is just a massive turn on. She's submissive so she likes to clean daddy up. She plays with my ass a lot when she blows me. Only fingered it once. She's mentioned rimming me before too, working on that
>>739200838 So you've got to tell her every spot to lick and generally how long? It sounds a bit tedious but on the other hand she'd lap up your asshole or feet without a pause if you're into that stuff.
It isn't a movement. It is a lifestyle. It is a total rejection of marriage. It is a commitment to remaining a single man. To never put yourself in a situation where a woman can use the state against you.
Most of you are MGTOW and don't even realize it. It is the way of the future. 70% of all men under the age of 35 are not married. >http://cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-hollingsworth/bachelor-nation-70-men-aged-20-34-are-not-married
Why is this significant? It is significant because that means the vast majority of the men in our generation are MGTOW and they don't even realize it. They became MGTOW naturally, without having to be encouraged to do so.
Reject marriage. Let the other shoe of the feminist movement drop.
So many fucking liars in this thread it's hilarious. >10 a day >Always swallows >Can't get enough of my cock Stop. Please. You're pathetic.
Realistic data from someone who has had 5 LT relationships with regular women who had differing degrees of libido:
Average would be MAYBE daily in the first couple of weeks of living together. Then it dies down pretty quickly and eventually gets to the point where it's maybe once/month if you're lucky and swallowing is rare cause newsflash most girls don't actually like sucking a stinky meat sausage for ten minutes and the majority DETEST the taste of cum too.
I'm a workaholic in my late 30's. Got Craigslist replies from two horny, married 50-somethings in the same week (I was looking for older fuck buddies). One's hubby is diabetic and can't get erections. The other is in a dead roommate situation with her husband. Neither have fucked in years before me.
>How often to you receive blowjobs? About once every few months. >How long do they typically last? 10-15 mins, she's really good so I have to concentrate if I don't want to finish >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? She used to do it spontaneously all the time. All of a sudden her sex drive takes a nose dive (apparently her BC but it didn't increase when she came off it) so now I have to ask repeatedly and even then it's reluctantly. I just jerk off nowadays, it's less hassle. >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Swallows every time.
>>739201298 Typically I'll tell her where to do something, or I just physically move her head or hand where I want. She keeps going until she either can't continue or I have her stop. Also, I'm not into foot stuff, but I am into butt stuff, but not very against anything scat. I've been rimmed before, but honestly, the cleanliness factor bothers me a bit and I get so nervous I can't really enjoy it. I just get twitchy. That being said, the gf loves kink. I mean, full out fucking loves it. Her downtime at work is spent reading erotica, coming up with and subsequently buying costumes I show an interest in, and researching new oral techniques. When she gets home, she's usually practicing them on dildos to train her muscle memory. That's something she was doing before I met her though. Woman loves cock and is fiercely loyal. Ya know how most girls have a stuffed animal to cuddle with when they're lonely at night? She has a high end two-layer dildo with an extra firm core and very lifelike skin she loves to cuddle. You wouldn't believe how much she spends on sex toys for us.
>>739202399 As someone who has been on BC before and quit it due to my dismal sex drive... it does take a few months for the drugs to get out of the system if she was on it for a few months. I used BC for 4 months or so and I hated it but it took a few months to get back to feeling 'normal.'
>>739201413 You're the moron. Some women will be shitty if they don't get off first because they think you're being selfish, and if you try to resolve that by get her off first, she will just fall asleep and you still don't get off.
I've never cum from a BJ alone due to deathgrip. Was a forever alone virgin til mid 20's.
>How often to you receive blowjobs? Rarely, was constant at beginning of relationship >How long do they typically last? under a minute now, use to be 20-30 minutes >Do you get them spontaneously or do you have to ask? Use to be spontaneous, now have to beg/shove cock in face >Does your gf/wife swallow, spit or jerk you off somewhere else? Always swallows
This thread depresses me tbh. Had gf say that she use to love giving head until me. Apparently loved the power/making the guy cum easy. Now she feels like she's bad at it.
I think I like the thrill of being the hard cock that sneaks in and gets the job done. To have some married women begging for me to prowl around and fuck them. All that secret, sneaky stuff is fun for me, I think.
I love pumping them full of cum and then knowing they will go back to their regular life.
Gf of 5 years. She's innocent, very shy and cute. She loves giving me head whenever I want. She deepthroats every time until I cum in her mouth. She blows while she talks on the phone with her conservative parents and younger siblings. She also likes when I take pictures of her sucking my dick and looking straight into the camera.
>>739203065 Coming off of BC is hard, it's like I had to 're remember' how it felt to be normal. It also led me to be a bit sad and depressed. In my case I was very shy about it and didn't know what to say but my husband asked me what was up and that made me feel more comfortable to get back to normal. IMO BC is toxic and really messes up a lot of people who take it. I wish I had stuck to condoms but my doctor is a money grubbing asshole.
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