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Shota bread let's get to it

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Shota bread let's get to it
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Ye
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OP here contributing
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Theres already 2 going
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This one is better
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Gambatte
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To be honest this is one of my favorite pics for any genre
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>>739186602
Anyone know what that cat kid is from?
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Briefs or bubble butt plz
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>>739185115

Fuck off and die, faggot.
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>>739186769
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My body type goal is shota
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>>739186769
Both
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Ok I'm done for around half an hour.
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Back. It was only 15 minutes.
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there was already a shota thread up you idiots
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I'm playing super smash brothers. Ill post a pic after every game.
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>>739188418
That ones dead. This one isnt.
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>>739186769
Perky boy butts are a miracle.
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>>739188506
so why didn't you post in that one to make it not dead
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>>739188543
I was posting in this one because it had better pictures before I got here.
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>>739188849
terrible character
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I'm getting fucked up
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>>739185115
oh my god that is creepy as fuck, fucking shut ins postin your child porn substitute because you're attracted to little boys, i hope somebody finds this shit on your computer and fucks you up fucking faggots
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>>739189055
>calls us shut ins
>browses /b/

pot called the kettle black, anon
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>>739189055
>waah stop liking things I don't like
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>>739188949
I wouldnt know. I only know a few of these characters.
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Is botw link a shota? I like him a lot.
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>>739189437
people post matsus in these threads and they're like 20
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I want to cuddle with a cute shota
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>>739189972
that's a respectable ambition.
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>>739189972
lewd cuddles or just regular cuddles?
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>>739190061
why you gotta make everything lewd
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>>739190061
lewdness is such an outsider perspective thing though

young boys get hard in the wind, does that make wind lewd?
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>>739190061
Regular cuddles
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A good trap is basically a shota too
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Different feeling with a trap though.
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>>739186900
i would fuck you ;)
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traps are gay, cuddling a cute boy isn't.
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>>739190101
I'm obsessed.
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>>739190599
Aw thanks~
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>>739190229
I prefer boys that like being boys
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>>739191212
So do I
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>>739189465
Yeah, but the Matsu's look and act like shota
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>>739191490
and the same can be said of other 'shota', like what anon was asking.
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This. I'm bisexual, so I don't need to have one gender pretend to be another in order for me to get off. If I'm in the mood for fapping to a girl then I'll fap to a girl, not a guy dressed like one.
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>>739191578
Meant to respond to >>739191212
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>>739191578
>>739191578
Second.
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>>739191700
cute pic
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Post more of these faggots please
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I have 4 cats and 4 dogs.
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>>739191807
That's one cute butt
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>>739191841
2 corgis, a pibble, and an old lady rat terrier.
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>>739191778
don't call Haru like this, he's too pure
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>>739191841
I have one dog but he weighs 135 pounds so he's enough for me right now
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>>739191905
A mother and her daughter, and 2 cats we could on the street.
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>>739191967
Some asshole put a needle through one of my cat's eyes when she was a couple weeks old so now she only has one eye.
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>>739191921
I've only watched the first episode so far. Watching more tonight but I'm working late.
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>>739191934
For thee has been chosen to serve me for all eternity, for I am the father and the son.
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>>739192178
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>>739192124
Tsuritama was a huge dissapointment for me
It looked like they seriously rushed the last episodes and the relationships aspect of the series was ended ridiculously
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>>739192235
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>>739192394
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>>739192427
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>>739192467
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>>739192500
These are a bit out of order, sorry.
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>>739192534
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>>739192813
shiny.
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>>739191855
>tfw floor is covered with water

Mums gonna kill us!
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>Steven Universe
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>>739193115
it's tile you spastic, it'll be fine.
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>>739193160
No amount of towels could ever clean up that much water.

>>739193132
Steven isn't cute enough to make being chubby alright.
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>>739193265
>>739193132
>Steven isn't cute enough to make being chubby alright.

Listen to him Anon, he speaks the truth.
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>>739193132
Need more Peedee shota
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>>739193888
I second that. Haven’t seen any tho.
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>>739193813
I wish I was a cute chubby shota again :(
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>>739194218
>chubby
eww
normal weight boys best boys
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>>739194473
I was only a little chubby until I slimmed down when puberty hit. Too bad most people think chubby = obese nowadays.
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>>739194473
normal weight boys are best boys but outside of that I prefer a few pounds overweight to a few pounts underweight. Thin and skinny doesn't feel good to snuggle/fuck irl.
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Any boy will do for me
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>>739194555 (checked)
yes chubby is not obese, but it is still undesirable, and indicative of possible minor health problems
still as long as it isn't actually obese I don't have much of a problem with it from a aesthetic point of view
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>>739194867
Undesirable is subjective. It can be indicative of possible health problems, and so can skinny. It almost seems like you have something personal against the concept of chubbiness, like somebody in your life that you hate or something.
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>>739194652
Wanking it in the shower made me discover what riding in an ambulance feels like. Fun stuff.
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>>739195028
slip and get hurt?
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Nothing wrong with a little overweight. Nobody’s perfect
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>>739195028
>like somebody in your life that you hate or something.
more like 30% of the population of my country I hate or something
>and so can skinny
yes, but I didn't mean skinny, just normal weight
>>739195080
>Nobody’s perfect
speak for yourself
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>>739195292
meant to reply to >>739195024 sorry
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Hey guys. I'm back. I liked the set of pics with the two shotas cuddling.
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>>739195059
First time I orgasmed while standing up. I had always done it in the bath prior. It was too intense and I lost my balance and hit my head on the wall. I was 11 then. I almost drowned in the tub when I was 8 too. Wanking wasn't involved that time tho.
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>>739195481
please stay away from water for your own sake
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Does anyone know why there aren't any good hentai anime? They're always shittily animated with repeating animations for 5 minutes straight and low frame rate.
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So much hate
>hate leads to suffering
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Is it because all the reputable studios don't want to ruin their name with porn?
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>>739195521
I haven't nearly died in the bathroom in quite some time.
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I'm no businessman but a professionally done hentai anime adapted from a good doujin would earn my money
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>>739195481
First time I orgasmed was from pillowhumping on my bed. I used to get boners that I had no idea what to do with so I'd just copy what I saw i porn and just get naked and hump my pillow. One time I happened to do it the right way I guess, because it felt really good and then it felt like I had to piss and then I curled up in the fetal position and clutched my pillow as the orgasm unexpectedly hit. Shit actually kinda spooked me and it was a while before I worked up the courage to do it again. Did it every day for a while after I started again.

>>739195568
I'd imagine it's because studios know they can quickly pump out some trashy loops with shitty voice acting for quick cash. They're all in it for money, and it probably wouldn't be too profitable for them to use a bigger budget and put more effort into making pornography.
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>>739195935
My first time was when I realized I could unscrew the shower head to make a strong stream of water. I had to take baths with the door open but that didn't stop me.
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>>739196312
After I discovered fapping with my hands I was such a horny little fucker. In middle school I'd always beat my parents home by 15 minutes or so and I'd have the house to myself for that time, and I'd walk home from school with a rock hard boner the whole way. As soon as I walked through the door, the pants would drop and I'd just fap wherever. In the living room, the bathroom, the kitchen, my bedroom, the basement, whatever; I'd just wander around the house rubbing my hairless dick until I came. Summer would come around and I'd fap so much my dick would ache all day long.

I miss those days, man.
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>>739195651
>Using garden tools in butthole

I used to do stupid shit like this.
Used a coping saw as a buttplug when I was 12.
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>>739196943
did it make the cut
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>>739196943
I fucked a red one of these so often that it stained my tighty whiteys in the front. I told my parents I had to go to the doctor because they thought I was bleeding down there. If my dick hasn't grown so much, I could fuck one again for old times sake.
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I still live with my parents, how do I get a dildo without them knowing?
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From online, to clarify.
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>>739197773
well it'll probably be in discrete packaging so just ask them not to open your stuff?
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>>739197717
I don't think they sell them to 12 year olds, sorry.
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>>739197717
>>739197773
Buy from somewhere that ships in discrete packaging, and either try to brush them off when they ask what's in it or try to time it for delivery for a time when they're out of the house for a few days.
I've bought a few things from Bad Dragon this way, and my parents usually don't persist in asking what's inside, or for a couple of them they've arrived when my parents have been out of town for some vacation or wedding or whatever for a few days.
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>>739186677
No.
Go away.
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>>739197773
Telling them not to open your packages would be best. Or mailing it to a package place like a UPS Store, maybe.
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>>739197717
Any decent online store isn't going to ship your dildo in a bright pink box with pictures of porn all over it. Bad Dragon ships their shit in plain cardboard boxes, as does anything on Amazon that's specifically shipped by Amazon. Buy something in-person from a regular store like some T-shirts or something and hide them until your package comes, and when mom and dad ask what you bought tell them it's T-shirts. Wear your new shirts in the days after that and they'll never suspect you were lying to them.
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My parents are super nosy and my main problem is having a place to put it after I get it. They come into my room when I'm not home all the time.
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>>739197717
A shota dildo?
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>>739198284
This is a decent alternative, rent a PO box or something. If you're still living with your parents that's fine (I still do) but if you're living with your parents and you don't have the money to rent a PO box or you don't have the transportation to get to/from the post office yourself then you're probably not an adult.
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>>739198350
Bonus points if you also have the dildo concealed inside you while wearing the new shirt.
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>>739198451
I have a safe for cash and I put a couple dildos in there

I've also hid it under some clothes in the closet

And I guess you can hide it under your mattress
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butt
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>>739198451
wrap in shirt, put in bottom of cupboard or something
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>>739198518
That's hot
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>>739198451
Put it under your bed. If you're old enough to be using this site then odds are your parents are old enough to want to avoid randomly getting on their hands and knees. I keep all my lewd shit under my bed.
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>>739198609
yep, that's certainly a butt.
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>>739198597
A safe wouldnt be a bad idea, good thinking.
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>>739198682

ur a butt
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>>739198757
no need to get racist here, pal.
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>>739198757
u are what u eat :^)
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>>739198628
That would be too nerve wracking for me, too easy to accidentally see it
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>>739198628
Under the bed is the most cliche place, and most parents that get nosy look there first.
I keep mine still in their cardboard boxes from bad dragon in the top shelf corner of my closet. Helps that my closet has those accordion doors, and is wider than said doors, so the ends are behind walls are hard to see into from any angle.
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>>739198801
>>739198788

ok your bums
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>>739198451
You have to hide it in plain sight so they just glaze over it

Make sure your dildo has a suction cup and suction it to one of the blades to your ceiling fan

i swer it works
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Is there ever straight shota or is it all gay?
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>>739198836
That reminds me that I also can't hide it on top of anything high or in a closet because they use my room for storage basically
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>>739198954
There are specific threads for straight shota.
And for that reason, we don't want it here at all since there's a dedicated thread for it usually.
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>>739199017
just hide it inside your butt at all times
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>>739198954
Straight shota gets its own threads most of the time, and its also usually mommy porn.
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>>739198818
I have a full-size bed and it's in the corner of my room. Nothing underneath it can be seen without you being on the floor to look.

>>739198836
It's a cliche place but it works just fine for me. My closet is a worse place since my dad keeps some of his shit in there because my mom hogs their closet. Dunno about you guys but like I said before, MY parents are far too old and out of shape to bother randomly looking under my bed for anything. It's literally inaccessible to them, so I wouldn't have a good enough reason to justify changing my hiding spot.
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>>739199084
This is logical
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>>739199084
I can only get so erect
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Anyone have any age regression stuff?
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>>739199362
Do you? I've never seen something like that before
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No it's the only one I have :(
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>>739199362
Only other one I have than the one you posted.
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>>739199564

Cheers
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>>739199362
I wish I could do this specifically to all the hair follicles below my neck so I can be eternally smooth and hairless
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>>739199122
Damnnn I like that
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>>739199710
Same here.
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>>739199710
Hell yeah
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>>739199710
I'd love to have a device like to occasionally turn myself into a shota. :D
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>>739200036
I'd love to be able to turn into a shota every now and then as long as I could turn back. It'd be fun to run around the house naked and fapping my brains out like the good old days.
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ITT: people who wish they knew they were a shota before they grew up

I'm there with you. Thankfully, like a lot of people on /b/ a lot of us look about 5 years younger than our actual age
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shota =/= yaoi
just like loli =/= yuri

I don't understand why that is hard to understand
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>>739200288
We could meet up and "play" in shota form. ^^
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>>739200436
Why are you saying this tho
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>>739200436
It's inferred that "shota" means all males and "straight shota" means young male with older female.
That's just how the terms have evolved, considering that shota was originally created as older male on younger male in the first place.
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I just turned 23 less than a week ago but I know if I tried to buy a pack of smokes I'd probably get laughed at. I look my age when I get lazy about my facial hair and let my mustache and beard grow out, but I like shaving because I hate how beards feel. And with a shaved face, most people don't think I'm older than 18.
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>>739200591
because he's salty there aren't more straight shota threads
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>>739200650
meant to reply to >>739200420
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>>739200652
But everyone on the internet is male so shota threads are by default gay
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>>739196163
what's with the line through the dick?
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>>739200898
japanese 'censoring'

the rules are so silly that a crappy line is considered censored.
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>>739200898
Its being censored obviously
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>>739200898
japan has fucking atrocious laws about censoring porn

like putting a bandaid on an open gaping would, it's so useless
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Is there some kind of shota discord that I'm missing out on?
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>>739200605
Shota = underaged males (Boys)
Loli = underaged females (Girls)

The English word "Straight" is commonly added in front of the Japanese word "Shota" by those that want to make a point that they don't want Yaoi posted.

I don't have a problem with any variation, but I dislike the regard for proper terminology as it causes confusion and misinformation as with earlier post >>739198954 which lead into the incorrect posts >>739199040 and >>739199122.
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>>739200898
Censored in order to be SFW. Otherwise it would be obscene, now it's nice and clean for the whole family to see.
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>>739201512
stop posting
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>>739200252
I just made this
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I just sold a $20,000 bathroom remodel. Let's celebrate by posting more Haru
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>>739201895
Nice. Shota is tighty whities is the best imho
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Boybutt
>He's 22
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>>739202532
yep, that's certainly a butt.
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>>739202572
I really really really like butts
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Back to Shota posting and driving.
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>>739202659
>
What flavour? Boy or girl?
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>>739202659
butts are pretty great alright
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>>739202754
If I'm lucky maybe I'll crash and die.
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>>739202781
You know this is a shota thread, right?
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>>739202958
you drive too often

every thread, you driving somewhere.
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>>739202976
All butts are good, my friend
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>>739202659
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>>739203035
Only boy butts. Those are the only ones i'm interested in.
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>>739202781
¿Porque no Los Dos?
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butts
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>>739203088
Fair play, boy butts are good. Especially squishy ones
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butts, except not lewd.
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>>739203028
I know. I fucking hate driving too, that's the worst part. Although it's kind of ironic because I really love racing games
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>>739203245
surely with all your bathroom renovation money you can just pay someone to drive you around
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Not only do I really like butts, I really like eating butts too. Not literally though, just licking and gentle biting and kissing.
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Boy butts best butts.
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>>739203353
Decisions decisions...
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>>739203453
For the past few days I have had an overwhelming urge to eat someone's ass. Boy, man, I don't care, it just looks so nice
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>>739203376
Dude I just work there. I'm poor as shit in real life and can barely make rent. My wrist has been broken since February and I can't afford even an x-ray or a cast.
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>>739203589
why not move to a first world country then
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>>739203573
I have done it many times to several people and I have to say it is one of the sublime pleasures of this terrible world. A+, I highly recommend.
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>>739203465
Agreed.
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>>739203589
>>739203681

I assume hes living in america. Healthcare is crazy expensive here.
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>>739203548
I'd have to go with the cutie on the right.
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>>739203720
yeah that's what i said. he should move to a first world country.
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3d gallery links?
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>>739203573
I cant remember the last time i went a day without wanting to eat shota or even man ass. Just get my face all up in there.
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>>739203732
Boy on the left is really inviting too. So happy and proud of his cute little erection.
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>>739203681
Because I really can't afford to, Plus with a wife and eight animals it's really not practical.

>>739203720
I'm actually in Texas. So not exactly America.

If someone were to pay close enough attention I'm fairly confident that they could figure out exactly who I am just by the information I have haphazardly handed out in these threads
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One of the few things I have yet to do sexually is suck a man's dick. I'm really excited about it, but it hasn't happened yet. But I'm not officially ruling out that at some point in my life I might have a Ding-A-Ling a ling in my mouth
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>>739204305
sounds a tad gay to me

also delet this image
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> There's a few Shota Clubs in Thailand. Well it's more like prostitution, but yeah...
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>>739204305
I know where you are coming from. It is the final frontier

>>739203873
Have you ever done it?
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>>739204586
Have you been? Are they proper shotas? Is it legal?
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>>739199564
>>739199362
They were commissions on pixiv, probably not any more.... unless you buy one
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well i may as well toss my hat in the ring too
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>>739204796
No, it is too good
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>>739204595
Never done it, i just think about it all the time.
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>>739204859
fine, i have multiple hats.
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Good thread, now all i can think about is ass.
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Is there a new bread?
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can we get more feet stuff?
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>>739205352
>tfw no bf's ass to eat daily
Why live?
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>>739205403
Image limit
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I'm home now.
Gonna watch more tsuritama tonight.
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>>739206053
didn't crash and die sadly?
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>>739206160
Nope. Grabbed a chicken sandwich and got home safely.

God hates me.
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>>739206434
make new thread, post chicken sandwich.
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>>739206499
seconding
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