Post your best trump parodies, I'll start

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the president of a nation called America

In west Kekistan born and raised
On the border was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all building some walls outside of the nation
When a couple of Democrats who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my country
I got in one little election and my country got great again
America said, "You're movin' with Mike Pence and the GOP in the White House."

I made America great again with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a wall and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this isn't bad
Drinking a small loan of $1000000 out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of the White House living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're liberal, progressive, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the president of the White House

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to the White House."

I pulled up to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my nation
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the President of The White House

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How many of these you got?

>>739162430
keep posting /pol/ threads, and you'll find out

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Old bag thinks she's fuckin' tough but she's not, I could grind her into dust with my bare hands.

for the love of god more i'm about to nutt

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MOAR

He's a better parody than anyone could write on fiction