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Trips tells me what to get at McDonald's tomorrow. >Must

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Trips tells me what to get at McDonald's tomorrow.

>Must be under $20.00
>Must be on the menu
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10 breakfast parfaits.
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You will get a bigmac combo, with a side of chicken nuggets. Make sure you ask for extra sweet and sour sauce and dip the chips in it.

For the drink you will be getting raspberry soda and for dessert, an apple pie.

enjoy your meal anon.
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18 one dollar sodas.
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>>739139898
bump
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>>739139692
a big mac and some fries, and a large coke

but you must eat them while staring at the person that took your order.

when you are finished shout "NIGGER" and leave like a boss.
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A job
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15 mcdoubles
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>>739139959
this
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>>739139898
bump again
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>>739139959
bump
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>>739139898

again again
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>>739139692
Egg White Delight
As many as you can get for $20
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>>739139938
With sugar.
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>>739140074
Dat
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>>739140074
This herrr
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>>739139692
ezpz nigga, 1 large fries 2.79 i think, 2 double cheeseburgers, 2.50 if that promotion thing is still up, and a large coke for 1 dollar
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>>739139959
this but at the end. slowly take your nakin wipe your face and give them a wink. then slowly walk away
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>>739140101
Well, that's a kind of dubs.
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>>739139982
This
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>>739140157
2ndedededed
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>>739139898
again again again again bump.

you will get this meal anon
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>>739139898
GOT
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>>739140179
rolll it
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>>739140194
3rded
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>>739139898
again again again again again again.
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>>739139898
Relleriono
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>>739140188
Checked and WinRAR
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>>739139692
big mac meal. go to the washroom go bust a nut in the burger and your sweet and sour dipping sauce. enjoy bitch
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As many happy meals with chicken nuggets as you can. Stuff all the toys in your pockets then start throwing the food.
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>>739140348
Thats not a winrar yoiu fucking potato

this is a winrar and im rolling for >>739139898
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>>739139898
ge got
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Max happy meals.
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>>739139692
Order as many cups of ice you can with 20 dollars
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Order as much grilled chicken as possible. It's the most time consuming to make for the price. Try for 20 grilled chicken snack wraps. Takes about 10 minutes to make 4 of those fuckers. They use half a piece for one wrap.
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>>739139898
Yep
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>>739139898
YES
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>>739140431

order a big mac, but tell the girl taking your order "i do big cums"
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OP here

srry but...

15 McDoubles would cost over $20.00s
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Get as many filet o fish as possible
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ask the clerk to spit i n the order. non chalent say its for someone... then go sit down in front of . start calling your self names and say you eat that spit burger you p.o.s
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Mix bbq sauce, sweet n sour sauce, throw it in a come and drink
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>>739140487
?

roll for >>739139898
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>>739139959
Rollin
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>>739139898
100% got trips this time
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Order a cheeseburger with no bun, no patty, no lettuce, no pickles, just cheese.
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>>739139898
ez
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>>739140645
Rolling
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>>739139692
Order this:
A water.
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Order as many big macs as possible with a large soda, make sure the staff know it will be diet, then over fill the cup with ice and let it keep pouring out onto the floor
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>>739140358
this
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18 dollars in laaaarge sodas
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>>739139898
win
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Chicken Salad.
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>>739140811
And OP must carry it all in one trip.
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>>739139898
this is my 16th roll.
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>>739140917
This
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>trips

nigger you have no intention of going anywhere

2 big macs
large fries
2 pies


and i diet coke
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2 mcdoubles

1 large fries

1 water
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>>739139692
17th roll.
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>>739140917
OP gotta be healthy yo
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You will pay the cashier 20 bucks to suck him off and eat his load while fingering his asshole.
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A water. No ice.
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>>739139898
18th roll
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>>739140557
roll it
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>>739141083
Rolling
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As much fries as $20 will get you.
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Buy all the sweet and sour dip 20 dollars can get you
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>>739141058
roll it
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Now whatcha gotta do is Order two Mcdoubles (Bacon if you're feeling sexy) and Junior Chicken. and a large fry and drink.
Then, what you do is make a mcGangBang by putting the junior Chicken inbetween a single McDouble. Then, you wash it down with the second McDouble and Fries. Drink Diet coke of course.
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>>739139982
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As many fries as 20 dollars can get, dump into a tray, then dump as many salt packets as possible onto the fry pile.
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30 separate cups of water
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sweet and sour Mc flurry
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>>739141324
This.
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>>739141375

see

>>739140487
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Ask for an apple pie covered in McChicken sauce
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>>739141324
Delicious, Rollin'
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As many chicken nugs as you can get no drink
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>>739139692
Three 20 piece nuggets
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>>739141433
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>>739139692
if daytime 2 Sausage, egg & cheese McGriddles and a Coffee, if nighttime 4 McDoubles and a coke
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Get a Hamburger and french fires.
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>>739141451
rolling
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>>739141324
I love McGangBangs
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A job application.
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>>739141647
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The Cashier's Number.
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>>739141630
Same Fam rolled
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>>739139692
Ask for $20 worth of pickles in mac sauce.
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>>739141674
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>>739141284
This
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>>739141451
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3 McChnickens, one without toppings and a medium fry
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as much fries as you can get. And a diet water.
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a free smile
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>>739139692
10 Mcflurries with m&ms
you're welcome
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>>739141929
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Nudes
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A usual order, but add as much of every condiment you can get your hands on, order nuggets for extra sauce to add to the burger.
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>>739142000
FUCKING WINRAR!!!
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>>739139692
$20 worth of chicken nuggets, no sauce.
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>>739141284
yes please. what are they like 10c each or something?
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>>739142000
Oh fuck me
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50 nugs
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>>739142000

>menu
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>>739141993
7 mc flurries but ask no dressings
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>>739142000
Winrar
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>>739141539
This
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>>739139692
What do you get at McDonald's? Get out and make some food yourself.
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>>739142065
rerolling
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>>739142000
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Nudes aren't on the menu...
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Since my Last Suggestion wasn't on the menu, Get a Big mac, but hold the Bun, Sauce, Cheese, Lettuce, Pickle and Onions. And order 6 extra patties.
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Just ask for as much ketchup as they're allowed to give you, and eat all of it at the biggest table by yourself.
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Get yourself a bigmac meal with double the meat so thats 4x meat patties. With a side of 10 nuggers with your dipping sauce of choice. A large water and dipped cone
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>>739142264

post snipe shot of (you)

Can I just order a Big Mac?
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>>739139692
Sexy Naked Chicken Nuggets it is.
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>>739140645
McManager here, cheese is iirc $0.40? So thats 50 slices of cheese (not acounting for tax). Accounting makes it uhh 46 slices rather.
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>>739142000
Trips demands it OP! You gotta make the cashier flash her nipple without anyone else looking. If she gets fired it's all on you....
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>>739142334
So close
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4 13 pack of raisin oatmeal cookies, each pack is around 4 to 5 dollars and no one really eats oatmeal raisins so they will have to make fresh ones.
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Nill Kiggers
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Order an apple pie and orangeade slush, plus a sweet tea.

Anything else and you're just asking for stomachache and shit pains.
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>>739142580

That's where your wrong, Anon. hur nips r not on the menu.
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>>739142000
MFW
> menu
Get yourself those Cinnamon Bites.
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>>739142000
>And the pickles
>And the Pickles
>AND the PickLes
>AND THE PICKLES
>Chicken tenders
>Sweet sauce all over my body
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>>739142684
discontinued broskiff
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>>739142264
>>739142000


Proof Inc
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>>739142684
>uses MFW
>doesn't post pic
>fucking summer
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20 bucks worth of no salt fries, they will have to make a fresh batch.
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>>739142768
Proof
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You will eat 400 ketchup packets and spend no money.
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>>739142834
And the downside is? if they want $15 an hour, they have to work for it.
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>>739142865

Shit. You got me. How am I suppose to order that?
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>>739142921
Reroll
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>>739142976
Rawl
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Order as many nuggets as you can, then start a war in the restaurant.Use the Playland as a retreat if possible
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>>739142960
easy, Just like i said. The most extra patties they'll give you is 6. But honestly, just order a big mac with the 6 patties. they're like 75c a peice or something.
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>>739141578
reroll
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>>739143202
How much does that add up to? (not OP btw)
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>>739143202

I'll try, but what do I get if they don't let me order that?
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>>739143338
As many extra patties as they're allowed give you.
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>>739139692
http://www.randysantel.com/20-value-menu-challenge

This, you faggot.
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>>739143441

Alright, so I just have to come home with 6 patties from big macs?
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>>739143441
...And if that's not possible just get 4 Big macs and put all the patties onto one.
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>>739143324
Well,
5$ Big Mac
.75c * 6 Patties (its based on location though, it's not set by a Policy, it could be up to $1 per)
That's like, $9.50.
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An order of Hotcakes, 2 Hashbrowns, and Cinnamelts with a large iced coffee
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>>739143338
McManager again, they have to up to as many as they can. Additionally you can say you want them to put it down as even more patties ala carte and ave them put them on. They will do it. Order them all no salt so they have to make them fresh too.
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>>739143591
...Or however many 20 bucks can get you.
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>>739143338
Cry until they do
> pinch your nuts if you need help crying
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>>739143338
Trips here, Thread's pretty much got it. I can pretty confidently say you can get extra patties, If not, just get two double Big Macs, and play surgeon.

Also, I saw someone else mention a McGangBang, They're actually pretty fucking filling for a fiver. (if you're ever in a pinch)
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>>739143876

So I'll be having 6 big mac patties for lunch tomorrow?
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>>739139692
3 20 piece nuggets, depending where you are should be about 16 bucks, ask for a water cup and a fuck ton of sauce use it to flavor your drink
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BTW Quints coming up, get ready!
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19 ice creamcones
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>>739144215
Woooooooooord!
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