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This chick is pretty boring to talk to. Try to spice it up. Dubs

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This chick is pretty boring to talk to. Try to spice it up. Dubs decides what I send
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let's cut the shit, i just want to see your tits.
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>>739117230
Send nudes
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can i see yer tummy haha?
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I want to shove my 2inch publisher in you
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You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
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>>739117230
Roll for this
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>>739117230
My penis is erect
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My grandma has cancer, can I see your butthole to feel better
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"I have a fetish about fucking my mom, does that turn you on?"
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>>739117230
I want to cum in your butt, baby
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>>739117230
I'd like to longboard my dick right into you.
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>>739117700
Oooohhh shit
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>>739117700
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>>739117700
Got em
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>>739117777
kek
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>>739117777
NEVERMIND, THE QUADS WIN
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>>>>739117777
HOLY QUADS
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>>739117777
Get the fuck out. Dubs or nothing
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>>739117777
Quads are double dubs gimme a sec
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Just send her a dick pic.
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>>739117777
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>>739118065
Op delivered
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>>739118065
/conversation
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>>739118123
Yes but he still skipped over first dubs, post both OP
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op?
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>>739118204
Puny dubs are no match for mighty QUADS
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>>739118226
He's busy longboarding his dick right into her
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>>739118200
Chekt
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>>739118065
Top jej
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>>739118331
I won't argue that, but in good faith OP should deliver
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>>739117230
So.....what are your thoughts on the penises of large?
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Post both OP, for my dubs
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>>739118501
rol
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Op here. I don't think she's gonna respond. Bitch
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>>739118811
What a fucking thot
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>>739118811
begone thot
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op is kil
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Do you want to scratch and sniff my asshole, you horrendous cunt?
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>>739119092
This works.
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I caught a nigger in an alley and I am going to lynch him. Want to come over and help?
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>>739119300
winrawr
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>>739117230
show me dem tiddies
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wow now thats an aligator
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>>739119300
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nigger
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she's not replying.
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>>739118811
Can't image why.
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She's fucking not phased. Dubs or higher decides
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>>739120259
Dumb ass, she's into it.
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>>739120259
I'm so fucking into farts. I would pay you to fart into my open mouth and force me to swallow.
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>>739120259
Want to see my long long dick?
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I'm into booty play are you?;)
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Do you know our dark lord and saviour, Chtulu?
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>>739120376
I want you to stomp on my balls and insult me. I want to be your stupid man whore slave.
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>>739120259
Ill give you good fuck beautiful Im so hard send tits please
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>>739120259
how sexy is your dad? -Mind if I fk him?
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So when's our first "longboarding" date?
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>>739117230
You like longboarding?
You're a fucking piece of wank.
USE A PROPER SKATEBOARD IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT SHIT, FUCK OFF THIS LONGBOARD/PENNY SKATEBOARDS WANK.
Street/park skating or literally shove your elongated skateboard right up your loose arse.
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>>739120572
roll
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I'll cut the shit, I'm actually 15 and a half but if you still wanna longboard and suck my dick we can go tomorrow
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I'll make you nigger rich.
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>>739120259
I cant take it any more. I need you to beat me up. Tie me to the bed and punch my face until i bleed. Then beat my balls into a pulp.
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>>739120572
roll
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>>739120259
I'd like to give you my long board if you know what I mean
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>>739120572
this
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Sharpie in pooper or gtfo.
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>>739120615
Someone drank too many rock stars before bed time
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>>739120572
rololol check these dubs
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>>739120259
You should join a hardcore band. bitches in hardcore bands are always loved.
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>>739120259
I dont want to bullshit this any more. I will pay you $14,000 if you let me eat your shit from your ass. This is not a joke. You may also turn me into a man whore.
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This convo is making me longbored, nudes?
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>>739120778
so close
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I sexually Identify as an Neckbeard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Earth tipping m'fedora to beautiful m'ladies . People say to me that a person being a Neckbeard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install anime in my veins , 30 mm fedoras and Meme o' missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "White Knight" and respect my right to meme from above and tip m'fedora when necessary . If you can't accept me you're an SJW and need to check your privilege. Arigato for being so understanding. tip
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>>739120259
Put on a strap on and fuck me raw, no lube. I want my asshole to bleed and crack inside as you insult me. Please mistress. This is not a joke
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Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?
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Nudes?
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>>739120259
You are so fucking sexy, I want you to be my mistress. I want to only be able to drink your piss and eat your shit. Lock my dick up in a cage and make me your slut.
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http://motherles.com/123848
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>>739120941
This and only this
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Keep tapping the suggested words on your keyboard to make a sentence
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>>739120259
God, the things i want you to do to me. First, i want you to shit on my chest and force me to rub it in, then piss in my mouth and make me swallow.
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>>739120259
Say this and I'll ensure nudes OP
>Guitar AND Violin? Damn you're talented! Have you heard Darrel Kellie's Acoustic Classical rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody?
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Hello my fellow sirs and madams, I am a newcomer to this internet forum. *Gives you a complementary upvote as a token of friendship*. My name is niceguyplzdontfriendzone1, but you can call me a Gentleman and a Scholar. As you can see I am very sophisticated and classy, that's why I came here, to meet other classy people like me. :) I'm 13 years old (I'm very mature for my age though!!) I like to watch Cosmos with Carl Sagan with my girlfriend (that's right I have a GIRLFRIEND, sorry ladies :P ), its our favorite TV show because it is so classy and intellegent! She's classy to of course but we want to meet more classy people! :) As they say, a Gentleman can never be to popular! Anyways, I hope to meet alot of sophisticated gents and ladies here so please don't hesitate to respond (or PM me ladies ;) ). I bid you fellow my brethren as I go off to other great endeavors (me being classy again haha).
Till our grand paths cross again,
-A Gentleman and a Scholar
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>>739120259
I want to eat out your asshole after you shit, make me a worthless object. This is my dream, and this is not a joke. I want to become your whore.
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Holy christ fuck your hobbies and send me some tits already jfc
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Quads win
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>>739121088
>>739121111
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>>739121111
QUADS STRIKE AGAIN
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So I kinda want to slam my cock into your ass raw dog style while I twist them titties and fist that pussy till it's looser than a pornstar in a BBC gangbang bitch. Now swallow my load like the butt slut you are!
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>>739117230
Longboard is the wrongboard, fgt
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CAN I HAVE A TIT PIC
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>>739120259


When are we getting together? I'm not going to lie to you...I need someone to sit on my face, and you seem to be the perfect candidate.

Look, either be the girl I'm going to rail tonight or I will start looking somewhere else. Either way, someone is going to get their pussy pounded tonight, so why not let it be you?
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>>739121111
Check
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>>739117230
Hey
Look, I'm having trouble ...
I'm typing the most disgusting thing I can think of because I kinda want to push you away.

I'm scared that my dream might come true, I had a dream that we were like a "thing" and it was so good and it felt so real that now I'm intimidated by you so much.

I mean the sex in the dream was out of this world...
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send nudes
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>>739120259
Shes not phases? Op, end this now, shes the right one.
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>>739121111
Now let's just wait for OP to deliver
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>>739121486
waiting on the edge of my seat for it, maybe OP is busy
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>>739121420
Re rolling for this cringe
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If you like long stories, than I will tell you one. My life story.

As a child, I spent my time on the shores of california, teaching myself to long board. I met with many creatures, even soothing a beached whale as it took its final breathes. That all changed one day.

On that fateful day, my brother (may his soul Rest In Peace) was with me long boarding. He had stopped, thinking he saw a seal. Infact, he did. That seal was being chased by a tiger shark that went on to eat him. For a long time, I went mute.

I spent 3 years in utter silence, my parents going from helpful and empathetic, to angry and violent. They beat me, and day after day I came up with excuses for my teachers on why I had bruises.

One day, my father had come home drunk and with a broken bottle. He came up to me and told me that if I didn't speak, he would slit my throat. Well, I spoke, and from then on, my parents were kind and attempted to make up for their wrongings.

The period of time I had spent being beat made me tough, and angry. When I was 15, I noticed that a group of hoodlums had moved into my neighborhood and were causing trouble. Well, I confronted them, and got into one little fight. My mom and my dad got scared, so they sent me off to a town called Bel Air.
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>>739121633
dubssss
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what color is ur butthole.
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>>739121802
Nigga there are already quads of 1111. this shit lost
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>>739121573
Can't wait for the next screencap
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>>739121737
This
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>>739121936
yeah, hopefully he picks the quads over the dubs.
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>>739121887
oop didn't see soz
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Waiting
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Come on OP, deliver.... Quads guy here...
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>>739122052
He will, quads always win
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>>739122294
Just scared of the thread 404'ing
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Come on OP....
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>>739122346
it's been an honor
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OP give a life sign at least, there's people waiting for some content here
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op won't do it this time
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OP here, I like that she's a freak so I'm gonna end thread here
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>>739123020
Wtf post proof that you sent it at least
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>>739123020
It's fine OP.
love wins.
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>>739123020
Cuck, you're a cuck and u know it you will never get the fuckin succ beta nigger shit faggot kike dip shit cock mongoloid
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>>739123020
not OP
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>>739123020
Wtf Op, show us all the screenshots before you decide to fuck off you fucking cuck...you're the one who came to us, not the other way around.
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>>739123020
good choice
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>>739123266
How are you sure? Im not letting those fucking quads go to waste.
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>>739123020
you are fake news
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I'm legit mad OP you promised something and didn't deliver, hope you get to have sex with her eventually
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>>739123020
enjoy OP
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>>739123020
People like you are what's wrong with the world today
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>>739123185
I couldn't of said it better myself anon
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>>739123020
aaaanndd theres the fag
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5 decides
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>>739124630
I understand, but I still feel let down about it.
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>>739124630
It's because I'm gay
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>>739118811
Dubz. Send that exact phrase OP. you are playing too
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>>739124630
She sounds nice, how about you just ask her out like a nonfag
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>>739117700
Fuck yeah
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Wan sum fuk?
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>>739120567
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>>739124630
I wanna suck your dick, call me
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