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WW3 just broke out, you could die at any minute, what's written on your helmet /b/ ?
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឴ ឴ ▲
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>>739115823
Hitler did nothing wrong
>will get me kicked out
>fuck the army
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Please shoot me
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Why carry arms? Carry heads.
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DEUS VULT
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>>739115823
"GUN FREE ZONE"
The libtards would think they were safe because no guns duh and I would then use them as human shields and nothing of value was lost
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>>739115823
Where are the kids they promised?
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Do not resuscitate
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>>739115823
The Jews did it again
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PUSTHEE
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>>739115823
CLEAR MY BROWSER HISTORY.
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>>739115823
Either pic related or "THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED" if I was a tank crewman
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8===D~~~~~~
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"Dingus"
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>>739115823
Gott mit uns
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>>739115823
Property of the U.S.
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Got Mit Uns
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"Im only in it for the drugs"
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>>739116452
Thats a good one
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>>739115823
Ress me
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>>739115823
In 3 different languages
"I know little but I'm nice hostage"
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traps R gay
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honk if your horny
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Clit <----------- Small Dick ---------> Gigantic Donger
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Blut und Eisen (blood and steel)
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>>739116622
Kek, more like shoot me if your horny
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>>739115823
Op is fag
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>>739115823
pools closed
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JonBonet would be 27
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"Oh boy, here I go killing again"
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>>739116213
gah i was gonna say that
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>>739115823
no funeral
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>>739115823

"I'm not even American!"
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Raise hell till im in heaven
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>>739116346

tfw you'll never be a winged hussar.

that sounds bitchin
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Traps are gay
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Spread my browser history
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For Kekistan
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>>739116890

:D
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BORN TO DIE
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>>739115823
>what's written on your helmet /b/?

KILL ALL JEWS
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>>739115823
audemus jura nostra defendere
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>>739117305
Even in death yous a kinky mafukin nyugga.
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>>739115823
Ber er hver að baki nema sér bróður eigi.
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>>739117479
Fuck off Brown nigger
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"Ready 4 WAR"
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>>739115823
this was just laying around
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WINWAR3
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NEVER DIE

then I get instantly killed
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>739115823
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
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Dank Memez
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>>739115823
Please kill me
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I SHAVED MY BALLS FOR THIS?!
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>>739117763
under r8ted post
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>>739117763
how old is this pasta
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WHEN I WAS, A YOUNG BOY...
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>>739115823
pic related
Something like this
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>>739117897

Yes,
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>>739117799
Checked
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>>739115823
i voted for hillary
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>>739117628
someone's projecting their shitskin
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DEATH TO ISLAM!
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Bush did 9/11
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>>739115823
It's only gay if the balls touch
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>>739115823
COME AND TAKE IT
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>>739115823
WPWW
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Fuck you

Tpaхнитe вac

Fick dich
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>>739115823
Front towards enemy
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Only Kek Can Judge Me
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CUCK 4 TRUMP
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This is for \b\!!!!!
Kek
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I need healing
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>>739115823
Shoot here if fag
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Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
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>>739116335
>>739117071
>>739117305
kek
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the army recruiter gave me a skateboard
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NYPA
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Send me to Hell
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>>739116406
kek
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How does the helmet thing work? Do you just write on it when your in battle and about to fight? I feel commanders would be making sure you don't write some dumb shit on it at the barracks.
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JUST
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there's nothing glorious about dying anyone can do it
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Make America Great Again
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>>739115823
I dindu nuffin.
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The game
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If found, please return to James Dixon, 1224 Maple Drive, WA
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>>739116335
The best one
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Shall we begin?
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>>739115823
Nothing Personnel, Kid
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>>739121754
Personnel? Kek.
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For a good time call 8675309
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>>739115823
I see no god here
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Did you hear someth
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Fuck the US
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14/88
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>>739115823
ALL lives matter
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I'm a Supplier - of DEAD Muslims
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E delore magna gloria
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>>739115823
Sexual Predator
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>>739120330
Nice
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Either "remember the Alamo" "Born to Die" or "whats so FUNNY"
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>>739115823

In seriousness: Aut Neca Aut Necare
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I came, I saw, I fucked
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uma delicia
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>>739122388
Translation:
>I drink nut milk.
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>>739121803
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>>739122447

Kill or Be Killed.
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>>739115823
Why yesterday i was so yellow because the submarine going to flashlight the house at negative vibrations. Nothing climbs so hard in the garden over the street at nine. Never stops bleeding the overlord and milk so cute
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>>739115823
Niggerstonguemyanus.
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>>739122388
suck cock or be sucked? Saucy.
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>>739117622
I like it
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>>739121627
fuck
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>>739122496
you got one thick skull dontcha boy
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>>739115823
Judaism is a beautiful religion.
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need love not war
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>>739115823
Pls Don't Shoot Me Lower Than This
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>>739120467
nice one tho
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Nothing. Just a crosshair and thats all.
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>>739115883
឴ ឴ ▲
▲ ▲
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HERE
COMES
YAWEH
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blood type A+
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>>739115823
Front Toward Enemy
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My blood type you fucking pog
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If I die just throw me in the trash
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>>739122407
Vidi, traxi, veni
I saw, I jerked, I came
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Surf's Up
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a photo of Waluigi saying ''WAHH''
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SS-Sturmbrigade Dirlewanger
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>>739115823
Your end
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>>739115823

Nothing. Literally.
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>>739115823
឴ MOSTLY
HARMLESS
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>>739115823
suck my dick
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>>739115823
I am the one don't weigh a ton don't need a gun to get respect

Hope I die quickly.
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
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SORRY
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>>739121185
Throwback pasta
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>>739115883

▲▲
▲▲▲
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>>739121185
I miss heaven he was ok guy
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឴ ឴ ▲
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Nothing

>CIF won’t take it back
>not paying for that shit
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>>739115823
I can count to potato
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>>739120467
second
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I thought the hurricane season was over
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>>739115823
الموت سوف يأتي إليك من خلال لي
Cмepть пpидeт к вaм чepeз мeня
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>>739116886 Do you have something to tell us about her murder?
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>>739115823
Born to kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEViYvojtY
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I dunno,

something about the duality of man

maybe
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Behind you!!
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I'm more educated than you, in every way shape and form. Also more intelligent than you (exponentially so). I am better than you, in every facet of life, and I don't even know you, however, I just know, that I am. Also, we aren't bro's. If anything, you are someone I assign less value and worth than my own feces. Your life has no value, and you will make no contribution to this world, in your entire life, because of your low intelligence, and lack of skills. How does that feel, you fucking bottom denominator. go back to you vegan subreddit to fill your useless void of a life, pretending it means anything. Am I a narcissist? I don't know, I am a fucking God. I will, do, and have succeeded in every facet of life. I have done more, in this year alone, than you will have achieved before you leave this world... let that sink in. You have no fucking clue who you are talking to. I am so vastly superior, and intelligent, that I can infer all of this, with 100% accuracy. You are like a fucking ant, and I am a GOD. You do not even fly on my radar, let alone get acknowledgement, from the likes of me. I know you can sense my superiority, my power, my intelligence,and you are trying to pretend you don't feel it, its real. To conclude, go back to fucking yourself, you meaningless water-trash bottom feeding peasant.
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>>739117763
What did I say, hell, bitch? I graduated at the top of the class, and some hidden Al-Kaida Attacks, killed more than 300 people, the US Army's Seals were killed. Prepared for the U.S. orang-free, all prepared for a military sniper military shooting. Tell me why it's not just a single purpose. I see what I have done, and the words of curse. I think you can get shit internet? Also stupid. Please contact me during this discussion, now, the secret spy in the United States, an IP surveillance network, and drown larvae are better prepared, too. Calling poor lives, we will destroy the little dangerous. You're a dead baby. I have at any time, everywhere, and I will only kill you more than seven hundred. I use only a few dozen weapons, but I prefer to win the US Marine Corps, the site, I have little cabbage cleaned up in their little donkey compared to Arsenal. If you do not know, the "smart" I will see down, there's a short list of divine speed in his mouth in a short list. But you know, now you have to pay a stupid fool. I drowned, I was bad dog feces. You have cursed the dead baby
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GIT SUM!!!
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>>739115823
"punching numbers till my number's bunched"
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>>739115823
This my armor this my helmet, there are many like it but this one is mine.
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PRIMO VICTORIA
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>>739126185
I wish I was rich enough to pay Blackwater or whomever to let me do this in Syria. I'll bet there is a market for that amongst really rich. Pay 500k, get to fly around some shit area in Iraq for an hour shooting whoever the fuck you want. Be great for decadent rich kids.

Or maybe get set up / protected in a nice sniper position, and be allowed to just open up on civvies. Maybe have to pay like $50k per kill + flat $250k for protection.
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delete C: > Windows > System32.
it'll solve all your computer problems
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Traps are Gay
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This is a christian server
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You're already dead
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>>739116460
Thats very sad, poor goyim...
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I'd quote my gunny.

"Don't write on your fucking Kevlar!"
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>>739115823
Im doing it for the C-bills
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>>739115823
Oh shit a sni-
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>>739115823
DONT SHOOT PLS
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>>739116406
Lol
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I'd cast a POWER WORD: KILL on it, so anyone who read it would die. I would go on missions alone to keep my buddies safe. I would accept no recognition for the many kills, but the enemy would know. And they would fear.
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>>739115823
"killroy was here"
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>>739126905
the original meem
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Forgive me mama
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>implying
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>Implying we have helmets in meme warfare
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72 virgin delivery service
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>>739126974
didnt think anyone would recognize it.
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>>739127015
>stealing my greentexts
see you dead on the battlefield
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Remember Otto Warmbier
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>>739115823
W-~
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Dicks out for Harambe
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>>739127121
Not that guy but I draw killroys at work from time to time
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>>739127149
He was a thief
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>>739127231
Yeah man he totally deserved being tortured starved and beaten
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Either "Aut Vincam Aut Periam"
or "Seven Lives for my country"
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>>739127231
Thanks for joining us, North Korea

See you soon :)
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>>739115823
Death prevails / fuck your god
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There are only 2 genders, faggots
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>>739127121
I spent many years in meme warfare division. A good history of early meme tactics is part of a well rounded education.
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7,62 PAINKILLERS FREE OF CHARGE
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>>739115823
"Made in China" probably
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jam it in!
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>>739127145
my memes will be the last thing you see before darkness takes you
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>>739127470

SPARUDO?
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No step on snek
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>>739127492
p clever
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Cum 4 Tha /b/
Stay 4 Tha /d/
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>>739115823
Divided by Zero
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>>739117666
WTF HOW
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>>739117666
>>739117666
>>739117666
>nice trips
which is also what I Would write on my war hat
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>>739115823
Traps are not gay
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>>739116335
It has good point
>>739117305
It has good point
>>739118037
Makes you even easier target if with same colours
>>739124830
Warning is always god
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>>739115823
PWN
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>>739121091
kek
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>>739127307
Thats what muricans do to entire countrys just 4 oil, Otto Warmbier was just another man, people die every day, muricans are not "Special people"
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>>739127542
SPARUDO?
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>>739115823
No Sandnigger ever called me Nigger
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>>739115823
"Jet fuel cant melt steel beams'
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>>739115823
Hecho en Mexico
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this
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>>739117897
Does it matter? It'll always be gold my nig
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but im a lover not a fighter
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Cest la vie
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>>739115823
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
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>>739116815
oldfag :)
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Tits or gtfo
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SONIC CHU
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"En Garde thy nigga"
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I'M GOING IN DRY
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HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEU BR BR
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"Atrast Nal Tunsha"
>Dwarf saying from DA: Orgins
>"May you always find your way in the dark"
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>>739128293
"Muricans" could stomp whatever shitty country you come from to death, so we're kind of special.
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"you raff
you ruse"
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would a 12 gauge slug to the forehead make you deadbinstantly? even if it didnt kill instantly would you be unconscious?
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SS in a thunderbolt fashion.
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>>739115823
Kill em all n let God sort them out
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>>739120943
Found the underage
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>>739128641
Beat me to it.
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>>739117807

Bring back Crystal Pepsi
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>>739115823
Not dying for Trump
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwbnvkMRPKM

The funniest joke in the world. Video related.
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>>739115823
facta non verba
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>>739120330
Mы видим ты тoвapищ. >>739125713
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"Meme machine"
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3 genders: Male, Female and Autismo
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No Regrats
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>739115823
"Brutalize my ultra-tight boipucci"
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Cobra Whiskey and Ladyboys
>>739116147
beat me to it
>>739124012
Charlie Don't Surf
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Honestly, it would probably just say:

"Please Be Patient! I Have Autism!"
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"I voted for Trump last year and all I got was this lousy helmet"

or

"God, Country, Tendies"
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OwO whats this?
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>>739115823
Don't fuck with the Trump
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OMERTA
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IF YOU WANT TO DIE I'LL HAPPILY ACCOMMODATE! BLOODY FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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I Came
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>>739126562
t. Kenshiro
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Don't waste a bullet, I'm going to do it myself.
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Für der glorious Trumpenreich
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>>739115823
covfefe
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>>739115823
return for refund where applicable
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>>739115823

Solidarity
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In the desk drawer beside my computer, there's an 8 gigabyte flash drive shaped like a Hotwheels car. For the love of god, destroy it.
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>>739115823
Deus vult
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>>739115883
How exactly do you do the triangle thing?
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>>739131552
the magic of friendship
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>>739130943
>>
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Doing it for her
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>>739115823
Ryan. That way tom hanks will save me.
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