ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

>>739109831
i'm the one who ruined that book you're holding

>>739110017
thanks

>>739109831
>i come here everyday and post the same thread

don't tell anyone.

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I want to fuck my niece, but I don't have the courage to say it or do It.
Pic related.

FB:/francie.tuesta

I live in a deep-seated, constant fear that things I've done will catch up to me one day.

I'm trying to live a better life but I fear it isn't good enough.

>>739109831
I came inside of a twelve-year-old a few times and never actually shared my contact details, so I might have a kid by a kid.

>>739112580
Be careful with that shit anon

One of my crazy exs who was always sucidal started spreading the word that I raped her to my friend group, almost turning them on me. Despite me basically stealing all her friends away, I still want her to either commit suicide or revenge rape to make her shit stories true.

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I unironically want to fuck most of Shane_Frost's characters.

EHHHHH!!!!

Baby Tierra Prad Clan be crayin' oveh made up prablemz.

BIG MAMA IS HE

I'm starting to think that all of the race fetishists on 4chan and other various websites that push interracial/cuck shit so much have ACTUALLY caused me to develop a mild case of racism.

I legitimately get nauseous when I see black on white interracial porn, and it's an instant turn off. I also went from not caring, to never wanting to date or fuck a girl that claims she'd sleep with a black guy.

I use to go vacation in a french nudist resort each year. In mixed shower, i can mix my dick and balls with soap, in front of girls, milfs, even little girls... Even with a huge half boner, nobody cares.
In the shower of the swimming pool of the camp, just before closing time, there is many people for a little square of 8 shower. I always try to touch girls of all age with my dick "ooops sorry", i have some tricks to touch little girls hair or teens butt.
Am i a bad guy ?

I scroll through /b/ looking to see if my ex is posting nudes of herself since we broke up. She is on here a lot

fucked my daughter several times

>>739114408
Well, it is creepy that you try to touch them. But liking little girls is okay in my book anon.

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Euronat, France, welcome in paradise

>>739113299
I was far out of town, this was before the age of smart phones, and I was using a nickname, so I doubt she could ever actually be connected to me.

She was dead fish and kept trying to do porn moans. Kid shit is cringey. I was about to just stop, so I did, but then she asked if I finished while I was still inside her. So she was just gonna let me finish inside her, then.

So I ruined her.

>>739114287

hahaha, letting your opinion be influenced by the porn you watch. go out more, you utter fucktard.

>>739114560

living the dream I see. nice.

I cum into my little sisters food, she loves the taste.

I fuck 2 of my youngest cousins, one is 9 the other 12.

I made exlax brownies for my French class, blamed the aftermath on some other kid. Never saw him again.

I raped a girl in the bathroom highschool during class.

Got a handjob and finished on my geometry teachers pussy.

Stabbed a guy in the back of the neck, paralyzed him permanantly.

I steal from my local gas stations to save money on food for drugs.

I fucked my best friends wife when he was passed out on the couch.

I shit in my neighbors mailbox.

I put a dead squirrel in a blender to see what it would look like, wasn't disappointed.

>>739109831
I used to fuck my ex-gf when she was drunk and passed out. Even made her pregnant once doing that.

She never found out.

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I need to find some tricks to film in showers or just in the resort, safely

>>739115184
I don't watch interracial porn. But I do skim past all these cucks on /b/ claiming they want their girlfriends to fuck black people. It's also irritating that porn sites advertise interracial and cuck more than anything else, even though every single time they put out data of the most watched porn, those are either low or not even on the list.

>>739115099
>>739114287

confession time: I am so fed up with people discussing the race issue in porn. I couldn't care less what two consenting adults do for money, and what they look like. every time somebody bitches about this topic I can't help but rage, I just can't wrap my head around it. maybe it's because I have no specific opinion pro or contra blacks, I just don't give a shit and I can't fathom how somebody can their thinking let be consumed by such an utterly useless topic. it's videos of people fucking, you utter wastes of oxygen, get fucking over it.

>>739115262

story tiem on the cousins

>>739115099
Sucks. We should really educate the younger ones on risks of sex, honestly.

>>739115511
>There are groups of people that spend all day talking about "big black dicks" even though the global average for african dick size is only 1/10 of an inch longer than the global average of white people
>They will talk about this all day
>They will spam this shit in every single thread on 4chan, including fucking /ck/. THE FUCKING COOKING BOARD is even infested with these faggots
>"It's just people fucking, who cares?"
It's not though, it's unrelated fetishists and insecure black guys constantly spamming "muh dick". This isn't even just on 4chan, it's all over the god damn place.

i cum about 10 times in one year in the shampoo bottle of my 50yo neighbor. I have the key of her house to feed his cat.
I found a dildo in her night table, i put little on my cum on it. Also cum in her dirty panties.

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I film myself masturbating in public so i can masturbate to the footage later at home.

mom fonger cart friend

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>>739110776
Made it easy for you, Anon.

>>739116341
Sometimes these messages go straight to the archived folder, but hopefully she still sees it.

>>739116182
great, i also fap and cum in the nudist resort in shower when there is nobody. But too risky to film

I throw food under my bed and forget about it. A couple weeks later, I'll notice something smells, only to find a fucking mess of rancid apples and such under my bed. I hate myself.

>>739109831
Me and my girlfriend made a promise to each other that we would save our virginity for each other when we get married. Last week I broke that promise and now it's killing me on the inside. I want to tell her but I'm afraid that she'll dump my ass.

>>739116182
Film yourself masturbating to yourself masturbating, ad infinitum, and post your progress. It'll be a masterpiece of modern art.

>>739115262
greentext the cum in sisters food?

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>>739109831

I'm Archangel Uriel..

AMA

>>739116664
If tracer gives you a blowjob, and you bust a nut in her mouth and then she recalls, where does that go?

>>739116534
So you fucked another girl or guy? Of course it should kill you on the inside.

im in sweet tender love with my cousin

i told her how i felt and she said, fucking verbatim,
"NOPE! haha"

think about her all the time, to the point to where im not attracted to girls without the same hair color/body size

its FUCKED man
and the most fucked part about it is is that it probably stems from a weird infatuation i had for my aunt growing up

literally told ONLY her, and now 4chan. when people make incest jokes i like legitimately cant even fake laughter and im sure that shit is either unsettling or suspicious AF for anyone who cracks that joke

>>739109831
I molest small animals.

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>>739109831
I live in the same house with these titties... I jack off to them AT LEAST once a day... sometimes more.

>>739117053
Sister?

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>>739117085
Could be

>>739117215
>>739117085
keep going please

>>739115636
>Babysitting both cousins
>Start drinking when the go to bed, smoke a few joints, feeling good
>Babysitting them for a week
>It's rather late, I'm horny and sitting on the couch in the front room
>Take off my pants and pull my cock out
>Watching some shit late night HBO sex crap, cock getting hard
>That's when I hear a gasp
>It's the 9 year old
>At first she just a stares at my cock, never seen one until now
>She slowly walks over and asks if she could touch it
>He hands are so small, makes my above average cook look gigantic
>She wraps her hand around my shaft and starts giggling, saying it's really warm
>I just lay back and let her explore, not she's using both hands
>She really likes playing with my balls
>I tell her that I'll tell her mom about this and get her in trouble if she doesn't do as I say, she nods
>I tell her to strip
>She pulls he nightgown off, reavealing a tight, creamy pale body with barely budding breasts and a bald and puffy pussy
>I sit her down the the couch and tell her to close her eyes, she does
>I open her mouth and put just the head inside, I tell her to use her lips and suck gently
>She doesn't move her head, so I gently move it back and fourth
>Warm, wet and increadibly soft lips glide up and down, barely passing the head
>She doesn't like the taste so she stops
>I get angry and grab her and flip her onto her stomach, ass and legs hanging off the side of the couch
>I rub her slit with my cock, it's surprisingly wet
>I push with all my night against her pussy, going nowhere fast, she's saying it hurts
>Dontfuckingcare.gif
>Spit on my cock and push some into her tight hole
>Finally, I get a little bit of the head in, she screams and I cover her mouth with my hand
>I lose control and start forcing myself further inside, her whole body trembling
>I only get halfway inside her before I can't go any further
>I fuck her for about 10 mins, she's crying like crazy
>I cum hard, slamming into her vice grip pussy and I pass out

I'm in love with my best friend, and I can't risk ruining our frienship by telling her.

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>>739117258
They are pretty damn nice huh?

>>739114408
>Am i a bad guy ?

Only if you don't give more details of the little girls.

>>739117294
fake and gay, go fuck yourself

>>739117544
you should try to fuck your sister

>>739117323
You will ruin it too you aspie.

>>739117294
so fake

i hate fags who use emojis in every god damn sentence.

>>739117294
Sounds made up. Also made me sad. It's only hot if the lg likes it too.

>>739117608
what makes you think I havn't... after all, I got titty pics...

I write shipping fanfiction.
I listen to girlfriend audios.
I have a three inch erection and I’m circumcised. My parents weren't jewish.
I didn’t masturbate until I was 18 and can’t get off to naked women or porn as I find both deeply uncomfortable. I last for about thirty seconds on average.
When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would take showers with me, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him
Every weekend for the past four years, I’ve gone to the movies or taken a nap in my car and told my mom I was out with friends. I’ve also told her I’m dating a Korean girl who was in one of my uni classes. My mom also desperately, desperately wants me to have kids, but I'm disgustingly ugly and pathologically terrified of women.
When I was younger girls used hug me at random and would tell me they loved me. I later found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target.
I unironically enjoy the band Echosmith

>>739117323
Similar situation except I missed the boat years ago when we first met because I was with my psycho ex and decided to stick it out with her instead of clearly moving on to someone much better for me

>>739117816
because you only said you fap to them
we need stories and more pics m8

>>739116341
Kekekkekekekek

>>739117869
>When I was younger, my dad used to shave me, cut my nails, trim my pubes, pop pimples on my face and back, would take showers with me, and would smell my penis to make sure it smelled nice. He would also beat me if I ever denied him
tell us more...

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Yesterday was the third time Internet cheated on my GF. Yeah I would do it again

FB: /natya.mars

>>739117294
Going all in raping a nine-year-old like that would cause serious injury. If you're going to make up a story, at least make it plausible, like include all the time loosening her up. Fake and gay.

>>739117294
>Morning comes, I'm awoken by the 12 year old
>She's covering her eyes, saying she's hungry and wants breakfast
>I'm hungover as fuck, standing up I notice my cock and balls are covered in dried blood
>I go and take a shower and make her breakfast, 9 year old nowhere to be found
>I check on the younger one, she's still in bed resting
>When I get back into the living room, 12 year old is there under a blanket on the couch, watching TV
>She asks to see my cock again, so I take off my boxers
>Still sitting forward, I feel her hand glide over my leg and start fondling my junk
>Already hard as stone
>I can see her biting her lip and taking glances out the corner of her eye
>I told her that she has to get naked to
>She obliges
>Dirty blonde hair that glows past her ass, b cup breasts with bright pink tiny nipples, fuzzy pussy
>i grab her and position her above my cock, she rubs her pussy, grinding it up and down my shaft
>I let her do all the work, she positions me at her entrance and very slowly inserts my entire length into her nubile pussy
>I'm in heaven, see this little girl bouncing up and down, getting pleasure from my dick
>It didn't take long, I tell her I'm going to cum, she starts slamming herself down on my cock, cumming right before I do
>I thought her pussy was going to rip my dick off, it pulsated and milked my cock dry

This is only the beginning my friends, shit gets fucking crazy.

I'm literally sending dick pics to my cousin right now. She's 11 years younger than me.

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Yesterday was the third time I cheated on my GF. Yeah I would do it again

FB: /natya.mars

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>>739118029
I never said I ONLY jack off to them. I said I jack off to them. Regardless if she gives up the pussy or not.

In camp me and my friends were molested by a dude pretending to be a ghost. Everyone thought it was a ghost, so we never bothered reporting it. Years later it dawns on us we were molested. He did nothing wrong, I see it as symbiosis:
>He gets sexual gratification
>We get a cool ghost story

>>739118478
>>We get a cool ghost story

who do you tell the story to?

>>739118591
Reunions, dinner parties, the police, the next generation of campers.

>>739118428
Boring. I cheat on my wife with hookers and massage girls from time to time, and I had a mistress when I was working in Hong Kong.

>>739118430
got pics of her whole body?

>>739114287
Don't listen to these fucks, interracial porn will turn any man crazy, only literal cucks like that sort of thing.

Who but the Juden, friend, who but the Juden.

>>739110703
>implying I ever leave

I feel it's a bit cliché by now, but I didn't have the guts to talk to her

>>7391178
oh shit anon I want to hug you right now

>>739116341
You know that he was counting on someone doxxing them? Obviously not his niece. Ya got baited

>>739115964
My gf while reading this: "They have nothing except that... not even food"

>>739119879
But either way, hilarity would ensue.

I have no regrets fucking your mother.

>>739120237
less fucking, more fongering

The girl I'm infatuated with is always on steam and we chat all day, but she only gets on skype if she's voice chatting somebody. Whenever she's on skype but (away) or (snooze) on steam I get sick to my stomach because I know she's talking to some guy while laying down, and the only time she does that with me is when she's horny and wants to masturbate together. We're not dating and never will (Which she's made clear) so I can't stop her, and if I tell her not to do lewd shit with other people she'd just want to do it more because she has daddy issues and has a need to rebel and do the opposite of what she's told.

It's fucking horrible, part of the reason I'm so infatuated with her is that most of my other female friends I wouldn't even call "friends", they only talk to me when they need something and don't care about me at all, but I still get so nauseous if I even kind of think she might be fucking around with somebody else. I'm horribly jealous and I can't stop even though I know I shouldn't be.

I know I shouldn't draw all my happiness from somebody else and I should be happy with myself, but I can't help that either, and having her as my target for love or whatever the fuck this is, has caused me to think about suicide more than anything else in my life. I tried to stop talking to her all together once, I made it a couple months but by the end I kept glancing at my gun and thinking about how easy it would be to just end it all.

She doesn't know anything about the nausea or suicidal thoughts, and telling her would only push her away, so how fucked am I /b/?

>>739120439
Stop being her bitch, man up and rape her

>>739120439
you might be codependent, look it up

>>739120439
if her name starts with an N, you are correct in all your fears

>>739120737
It doesn't.
>>739120681
I probably am, I was diagnosed at a young age with an anxiety disorder and depression so it's pretty likely.
>>739120599
It's not rape if she wants it.

>>739115262
Wow! if half of that shit is true you should kill yourself

>>739117294
sick fucker. just die

>>739118430
more of your sister!!!

>>739118215
How old are you?

>sometimes i drink my own urine

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>>739116341
You good sir are fucking mental and I love it

>>739109831
I know a murderer and can turn them in at any time but never will.

>>739114408
Dude, you go to France just for that? You need help dude. Unless you are already french.

>>739122371
it's funny that you say that, so do I...I was actually a bit shocked to see this post

>>739122610
>>739122371

you both know the same guy obviously

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>>739109831
I live in longview WA and I buried it under the new shed at the 7th avenue soccer fields.

They'll never find it. By the time they go looking for it there, I'll be long gone.

11 gone in the last few months and I can't find places to bury them all. I'll find a place.

That's my secret /b/.

>>739119879
He posted the girl's Facebook.

>>739110776
>FB:/francie.tuesta

>>739123014
what did you bury?

My friend and his buddy know I killed someone but they know never to squeal because they'll be next.

>>739109831
I walked in on a childhood friend while he was dying on the floor (pills and cut wrists...he did it right) I didn't bother with calling the cops or anything and as he died I took his cash and the rest of the pills he had taken...I left without saying a word to him. This was less than a year ago.

>>739123319
A thing. Something I played with for quite a while before it finally got too worn to be used. Sometimes you have to get rid of old toys and find new ones.

>>739123663
so......a dildo?

>>739124000
Yeah, a dildo.

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>>739123663
so mysterious

>>739109831
Im Batman

I'm a rapist and i like it.

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>>739124888

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I cum in my sisters shampoo and soap bottles and dream about her rubbing my cum all over her body
I also cum in any left over food or drinks she has already opened that I can easily mask my cum in so I can dream about her eating my cum
I lay in her bed naked while shes at school smelling and jacking off with her dirty and clean panties

I wanna face fuck this trap I work with

I'm in love with a girl 6 years younger than me. She's 14, and doesn't even love me back. She always tells me I could "get all the pussy I wanted" cause I look nice, but I'm stupid.

>>739125008
why not go for it?

I abused my step sister sexually from 14 to 19 (now)


Sadomasochist relationship

>>739114509
any pic ?

I want to break up with my controlling girlfriend so I can hang out with my favorite two bros I totally bailed on but can't because I'm a co-dependent piece of shit.

>>739125091
Because ive never fucked a trap before and was a little unsure of the whole thing.

Lately though keeps asking me to smoke after work so maybe I should do it

>>739125059
Just tell her you really think she is special and different from other girls. Start going out on little dates with her, since you're older you can do things other boys her age can't really, like pick her up in a car n shit.

>>739125181
God I hope you die painfully you degenerate scumbag

Raped 2 women and a girl. Will greentext if bump

>>739125652
go ahead my peepee is waiting

I lowered the tiny pajama waist band just barely under her but, grabbed her ass with both hands (her entire ass frame was the size of a small grapefruit) and I penetrates her asshole painfully. She was tied up and blindfolded, she muffle-screamed and I fucked her really, really hard. Blood was literally splattering on the floor.

This is just a snippet from the memory of my secret, I fucked her soooooooo fucking hard

>>739125059
14 yo pussy is the best ever, get it while you still can.

>>739125544
Thanks anon. Double dubs worthy advice.

>>739125650
You remember me asshole?

I beat my friend's Yorkie half to death and rubbed my dick all over it's body while choking the crap out of it. I came on it, drowned it and revived it. This happened over and over again for 6 months. Events took place 5 years ago. I get panic attacks thinking about it.

>>739109831
I was fucked since I was 9 until I hit 15
No members of family, but neighbourhood men
Im a guy, I was passed around like a sandwich for every one to chew on

Ask anything you want

>>739126269

How did it start? What did it start with? How big was your dick?

>>739126269
>Ask anything you want

Your ass still open for business?

It's been 4 years since I broke up with the most wonderful girl I've ever known - you could say she's the love of my life. It all ended on bad terms and now I recognize I was a very ignorant, selfish asshole who pushed her away little by little.

Last thing she said was "I really hope next time you think of me you remember not to look for me again".

Since then, we've both gone our separate ways; me being in a relationship for the last 3 years and she being on and off several relationships which I get wind of due to mutual friends.

I still think of her every day. I still dream only of her.

>>739126430
Started with me jerking off and having dry orgasms in the warm garage that our neighbor had. He caught me and closed the door. And basically fucked me silly, kept me over pretending I was sleeping over to play with his kid. He spent the whole night threatening and abusing, it was shitty.

I have no idea how big my dick was, It was small basically.

>>739126504
I'm not sure what my sexuality is, I suppose I could tune into the submissive mindset, but I prefer women

>>739127262
Well if you're near BG KY hit me up.

>>739127214
Snap out of it, that's how your mind tricks you into obsessive depressive idiotic behaviour
Be a man, and let go
She's not for you, shes for someone else.

Let
Go

Looking after my niece. She's paralyzed from the waist down and can't feel anything. When she sleeps I get her naked and molest her. Haven't fully fucked her but I've rubbed my dick on her pussy until I come and then rub it in.

>>739127262

Why did it stop?

I listen to Katy Perry and Taylor Swift

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I regularly cheat on my military husband with Andy Sixx's warm, creamy, steamy, and oh so dreamy logs of shit squeezed fresh from the ass of Andy Sixx. Feels so good slidding down my throat in the Georgia heat....

I also let a cute 9yo girl shower with Andy's hearty fucking logroll, not but a few hours ago. We live in an open Andy, and she always likes to shower with his shit logs.

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>>739127306
>Go to DQ get two blizzards
>pull into empty parking lot and pull out phone
>start fapping to my sisters pictures
>about to cum and push one of the blizzards down over my cock and cum inside it
>take blizzards home and give the cum filled one to my sister
>she says thanks

>>739127437
At 15 I wasn't as "in demand" anymore, and they had already found a new kid.

Nothing dramatic happened, these people are still alive today

I know you are expecting some police story, or major bust

But they are literally across the window from me and living a perfectly normal life

Nothing climactic about my secret, except maybe that it should be, but isn't

The "scarring" isn't as bad as people make it out to be, I'm not a psycho, nor some flamboyant fairy you know?

>>739127382
I'll try, anon.

I raped a semi-famous celebrity before she was famous. Probably don't know her unless you post on /tv/. She was drunk at a party and I had my way with her.

Life is one big joke with many subtle punchlines, it has good times and bad but where you focus is up to you. So don't be a whiny bitch.

>>739127856

Would do you "identify" as? Gay/straight/bi?

Is the new kid cute?

>>739127972
Name and >green text

>>739127933
No faggot
This ends now

Stop and time to grow up
Don't you fucking dare run away from us, your secret is self destructive and we take care of each other here.

So you listen to me, you let go right now because the past is over. It finished, you had your try, and now it's time she laughs with, fucks, loves, and bees with someone else.

And your obsessive depressive ass will only sit there and baw

Slap your self out of this, go be with someone else and realise no one is "perfect" and every body makes mistakes. Forgive your self, and try with someone new

I love you

I convinced my ex gf to let her family dog lick her vag and record it for me

>>739118132
post moAR you tease >:^(

>>739128161
New kid looks like a retarded blond German gypsy, kinda like the kazoo kid

I don't really identify as anything

I don't need to identify, I can be submissive and have orgasms just from fingering my asshole, I can lose my self in that mindset, sort of overcharge it. And I can also grab a girl and ragefuck her so good for a steady good 30 minutes till she clamps on my dick.

I'm both, I like everything tbh.
Cept for animals, that is something I never understood

>>739128306

Fuck. I think I really needed someone to tell me that. You're actually right, I do need to gtfo of this hole.

Thank you so much for this, I'll screencap your response in case I get weak.

I love you, too

>>739128588

Could you see yourself taking advantage of that retarded blond german?

>>739128588
>Ragefuck her so good
Why do you monkeys always assume thats what we want?

I haven't been on so much as a date in over 4 years. I barely leave my barracks room even on weekends and hare literally every aspect of myself.

I go through every day with a fake smile and act like everything is fine but on the inside....I'm just dead. I can't let go of someone who I thought was my soul mate, the one person I loved more than anything

God I fucking miss her....

>>739129734
>>739129033


Read those posts, anon really shook my head up. I feel freed.

>>739129734
Are you
>>739129033
?

I got caught at a restaurant with no money on my card. I told our waitress that I had another one in my car. Left.

>>739115262
Jesus fuck

>>739129921
No...just someone else who has no sense of self worth...

>>739129734
What's wrong bro?

Tell me

>>739129143
I had him a few times

>>739129349
Hush I didn't say always, and you would purrr like a kitten eating a treat so calm your horses.

>>739129921
No

>>739130134
>>739130544
See
>>739130385

>>739130385
Dated my best friend about 4 years ago, fucking perfect relationship. Hardly ever argued, we both like pretty much the exact same things, she was just perfect in every fucking way.

Fast forward about 8months she tells me we need to rake a break because both my university studies, and her high school finals and shit we're going rough (ended up failing out of uni but whatevs) ff another few weeks and she's dating someone else.

From that point on I just....gave up. I haven't tried talking to other girls to start relationships barely have any friends. If im not good enough for her...im not good enough for anyone....not like theres many women who want someone like me in the forst place

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>>739123014
For what it's worth, there really is a soccer field on 7th street in longview - which shed, anon? ill go dig it up tomorrow night.

I fapped in a church once. I'm
Such a fucking lightweight.

I am a crossdressing, transgender, Trump supporting, mixed-race male with a horse dildo in my pants.

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I have a crush on an employee at a Korean-owned supermarket I used to go to all the time in college. I'd travel a very long distance to get there, and now that I no longer live on-campus, I have to travel even farther just to see her. I drive to a train station, take the train, then walk 3 miles (to and from the supermarket from the station there) just to see her. I know she has a bf, but I don't care; there's definitely *some* chemistry there....

>pic isn't her

>>739130781
Wow anon that..sucks. I cant imagine someone moving on that quickly. Have you ever talked to her about it since?

>>739130781
Well
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But I'll do my part, bro a woman doesn't give you self worth. You give your own self self worth.

Sure you madly fell for her, and sure you felt like she was the definition of soulmate, but the problem is you gave a lot of importance to her existence in your life , a lot more than she probably ntruly meant.

You know I'm right on some level, you are then one who decided to dive into the mentality of perfect girlfriend, and you are the one who sold this idea to your self, not her.

So when things went sour, naturally how you rationalised it is by saying "oh I must not be worth her" when in reality you made a mistake, because neither of you are worth each other

It ended precisely because of that, and believe it or not, there are girls out there who are 10x better than her in EVERY SINGLE WAY.

You have to first love your self, and then look for one of those girls

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>>739118132
more please

>>739131301
It took about two years before we started talking again...I'm still friends with her but I'm also still madly in love with her....but she won't ever come back....nobody ever does

>>739116182
Thanks, Mr. Skeletal

>>739109831
I have a vore fetish. I'm a man, dating a woman.

I have learned that she also has a vore fetish.

I'm never asking her, and I'm never telling her. I don't feel like trying to share this fetish with her, let alone anyone.

Sometimes I think that's not the right decision to be making?

>>739131349
I don't know how to love myself though. When I look in the mirror all I see are flaws....things nobody wants. It gets even worse when I look at my personality and my hobbies and interests.

I'm like....a chair from IKEA but missing parts and the rest is all damaged and the instructions are missing.

>>739131463
Cut that shit off. Being friends with her is just making it worse. Start focusing on bettering yourself, live life for YOU not HER.

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I get emotional and nostalgic when listening to certain vidya game soundtracks.

>>739131833
Chairs are useful, everybody needs a solid good chair, some people have favorite chairs.

Some have special chairs called thrones, chairs so well built and majestic that entire wars rage for them.

Now you're a young chair, with flexible wood and textures, why don't you mold your self into a throne?

I'm sure a queen would love to sit on your face if you did.

;)

>>739131922
I cry, as in full blown man tears, to megaman x music

>>739131851
I can't though....when I was with her I actually had a reason to smile. I was truly happy with life and didn't need this fake fucking sense of happiness. When I couldn't even speak to her...when i didnt want to talk to her anymore adter what happened....I didn't even want to put on the fake smile

Camping in Wyoming in my early 30s, coming back from the camp bathroom early in the morning after shaving and some chunky girl with metal hair tries to impress her friends by waggling her tongue at me. I stopped and said, "I'll put that tongue to use," and her friends laughed and she said "oh yeah?" and took the dare and we went into one of the camp shower stalls and I got sloppy wet hungry head from her for a good ten minutes. I have this clear memory of kicking my shaving stuff onto the floor when I was standing on the shower seat to hold onto her head and skull fuck her. Fucking amazing.

She wiped her mouth and said "awesome" and left and I washed my dick off and went back to my camp where my wife and kids were still sleeping.

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>>739132254
Nothing wrong with that at all.

I jerked off to my naked b8 cousin the other night at a family reunion.

>>739130530
how old is he now? How big is your dick?

>>739132705
how did you get nudes?

>>739111685
Doesnt counts if sins are not showed up

>>739132186
There's nothing to work with though....I'm so broken inside that....nobody wants a project with they are looking for someone to date....they don't want to be with someone they have to fixs

>>739132850
I'm almost 6.5
And forget about the retarded little German spitfuck

>>739109831
I just had sex for the first time today. Both my gf and I were virgins.

At the moment, it wasn't really all that I imagined, but afterwards and looking back, it was kind of amazing.

>>739114287
I knew white anons hated blacks fucking white girls, but the problem white anon is that they love bbcs

I saw Spaceballs before Star Wars.

>3edgy5u

>>739132903
Greentext time boys.
>Be me, drunk and stoned out of my gourd
>Yes I know, i said family reunion but lots of family in the weed industry
>Get talking to 15 year old cousin I haven't seen in like 10 years
>She's a little chubby, low self esteem
>She drinks. Like six beers in 2 hours. Plus a small dab.
>Wake up at like 4am after everyone has passed out to take a piss
>Walk over to her tent, no fly on tent because laziness
>Look down and see her legs spread apart, completely naked.
>The rest of the story is pretty obvious. I stood there for several minutes enjoying the sight, before jerking off furiously.

I tell my girlfriend I'll never cheat on her but if the time arises, and the other girl is hot, i just might.

>>739133038
"Nobody"
"They are looking"
"They don't want"
"They have to fix"

Can you stop talking about other people?
I am asking you to love your self, before others love you.

Surely you know that people aren't the judges of who you are, only you can do that, only you can judge your self and make others see your judgement.

The reason "they" aren't getting to you, is because you judge your self as "unattainable" and they see that, and they obey.

People will treat you, exactly how you treat your self. If you want them to love you and accept you, then start loving and accepting your self.

Fix the chair, man, it's just flaws. You aren't challenged or held down by some disease, get a pen and paper and start a serious session with your self.

I (21M) was engaged to a Catholic (21F) in early 2016. I ran away a month later knowing they were too strict, only in it for the cash, and not worth the effort anymore.

Ex and I had decent playtime most nights I was there.

My secret: I fucked her mom on the morning of February 4, 2016. It was my day off, and she was a stay-at-home mom. My ex was at work, along with her dad - neither of them have ever found out. I still have the mom's facebook messages from that morning along with multimedia evidence+metadata.

>>739133667
DESTROY HER LIFE IN CHURCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR

>>739133665
I actually have pretty bad clinical depression and social anxiety....plus....I don't even know how to fix half of what's wrong....I've gone through life hoping someone else could help me....give me a reason to

>>739109831
I constantly mock and talk shit on every overweight woman I see, irl or on tv, when with my gf.
I do it purposely to give her a complex about getting fat. She's bigger now than when we met years ago, anymore and im out.
I'm working a crippling fear of being fast into her psyche, one rant about disgusting fat spinsters at a time.
She started an all soup diet this week. It's working.

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I'm vegan.

>>739133038
>nobody wants a project with they are looking for someone to date
you're be surprised. I look for projects in women, and a lot of women do the same.

some people have the need to care for others, and they're well matched with somebody who's carrying a lot of damage.

I am deathly afraid of STD's but the thought of fucking and jizzing in random chicks gets me diamonds.

>>739134167
I hate children, always have, and have NO interest in raising one.
But I purposely did everything I could to impregnate every slut I fucked in my single days (I literally always used a fake name). I'm fairly certain I have half a dozen kids between 6 and 10 across the country.

I don;t know why, but the idea that im using a woman to spread my genetics gets me hard as fuck.

>>739121071
And if none or all of it is true anon should kill himself anyway for being such a colossal faggot

>>739134011
Yet you are clinging on to your self defense mechanism

I can definitely made you saying those things to anyone who would lend a helping hand.

You don't have clinical depression, you just got stuck in a moment which happened to be sad, because something didn't work out the way you wanted it to.

Listen to me, I swear on my mother's life I've been there and it took me 3 years to realise that it was just a failure, and failures happen.

Just accept the past, and start new.

Being depressed and socially anxious isn't going to invite any helping person or give them reason to give you reason

Stop clinging on to the fantasy of a girl that will magically enrich your life.

You need the gym, along with a fuckload of self love

>>739134387
Hah. Planning on following in your old tracks in 8-12 years and doing the same thing again ;P

>>739120881
M?

I've been married for 6 years and have 2 kids. I'm pretty content with life but I keep a fake Facebook profile my wife doesn't know about to fuck around with and chat with random strangers and things. I met this hot 17 year old girl who's an absolute wreck emotionally and I couldn't help seeing how far I could get with her. I played it slow and she thinks I'm a 25 year old single guy who really cares about her and helps her with her issues. We've sent each other nudes that I of course use to furiously masturbate with. We now have about equal parts emotional problem solving and sexting going on. I know it's wrong and dangerous but I can't stop.

The power went out in our neighborhood for a couple of days. House is hooked up to septic field so cant flush toilets. Have to poop down the street at businesses. all of a sudden have to go really bad. not going to make it. poop in grocery bag. Have to hide the evidence some how. Throw bag behind neighbors bushes. Wonder what they thought when they eventually found it.

I fucked my cousins mouth, hatefully along with her slutty friend because I caught them doing drugs and I made them gag in exchange for not telling on them.


I did anyways, they were both 14
When they cried rape albeit oral, nobody believed them, to this day they despise me because somewhere in their childhood they gargled my dick deeeeeeep down their throats.

Not one, but two at a time
Makes me laugh every time

>>739134635
>in 8-12 years

So you're like 12 years old?
huh?

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>>739134821
MODS

>>739115262
Gonna need a story on this high school bathroom rape. Every detail please.

>>739134981
>6 and 10
>in 8-12 years
10+8=18
8+12=18.

>>739134821
There is literally no possibility of anything happening in the future.
Cut your losses, start again with your own identity and then dump your wife for her.

I slept with my best friend's fiancé after he broke off their engagement. They were back together within 6 months of the breakup and are now married.

>>739126269
say what now?

>>739115362
Tape a go pro on your dick

>>739135234
why?

>>739115099

>So I ruined her

just got little moist there

>>739135456
would you describe it as popping

>>739134387
Anon I hate the thought of having to raise a kid. One of the girls I fucked on the regular back when I was early 30s still calls me from time to time. She reminisces about how I fucked her. I would pay her a visit to fuck her silly except that she has a kid that is about the right age from when we last fucked. Right before she broke off our fuck sessions she asked "anon what would you do if I was pregnant?". Me being a baws said "I would get a DNA test on the kid, if it was mine I will take care of the kid."
That was the last time I saw her and although she was the best fuck I ever had I can not risk that her kid is mine.

>>739134571
Man, are you a psychologist?

I have herpes and have unprotected sex with woman.
Got an angry phone call last week and may have actually given it to a girl.

>>739115262
>edge

Hi all. Been a while.

For an extended period of time I was blackmailed into sending nudes to someone(s) online and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). It was one of the must humiliating experience of my life but I find myself having sort of actually liked the experience (pictures being posted aside) and I hate myself for it.

>>739117869
This might be the saddest thing I've ever read.

>>739135420
I was friends with her before they were ever together. She really wanted to maintain that friendship. I had recently come out of a bad relationship myself and my head wasn't in the right place.

>>739135965
welcome back. come to play today?

30m straight into
Incest
Beast
Underage
Rape
BDSM
Piss
Whatever

Also wonder what it would be like to start my own incest family

kik: fuckedupsecrets

>>739135128
Oh I get it, you pretended to be my abandoned son.
Neat, get out there and spread my genes then I guess.

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My friend's gf gave me roadhead after a party where i was driving her home, pic related

>>739136053
Thanks. I'm not sure honestly. Just sort of bored.

I browse /b/. Please no tell

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>>739136373
I think we can work with that for now.
tell us about the most recent instance of being blackmailed.

>>739124888
Stories?

>>739125652
Tell the story asshole.

>>739124888
stories are like tits, tell em or gtfo

>>739125768
give us more details please.

>>739127434
Stop doing that you bastard.

>>739127434
How old?

>>739135706
No
I am a former broken man
I am now patched up, glued together and holding on.

I've seen days you wouldn't believe bro, so trust me I'm really writing from my heart man

>>739116341
ylyl thread now

>>739136350
more pics please

>>739136988
She died
She died crying
As I pounded her intestines with my 7inches of death

It was godlike

When I was younger, about 9 or 10, I would let my dog eat me out; I would lay on my belly and just have my legs spread and bent and would just let him have at me, I would get so wet and would buck my hips.

>>739137529
Why did you stop?

I want to fuck my cat.I get a boner when she comes near me

>>739137529
and you're now asexual but would still let a dog eat you out right

>>739137608
Went to a foster home, wish I had a dog now

>>739136650
The most recent successful instance or attempted instance?

>>739137698
Ah! Makes sense. how old are you now? Do you plan on having a dog when you're older? You should find someone to date who has a dog and introduce them to the wonders.

>>739116341
way to get baited into a PA request you idiot

>>739137731
I'm interested in both. start with the successful one.

>>739137806
I'm 24, and sadly the apartments here don't allow dogs, to my girlfriend and I want to get one.

>>739137976
I'm hoping you both want to get one for the same reason? Would you ever let it go further than just the tongue like getting knotted? Any other animals?

I'm still in love with a girl that I've only met once.

>>739128553
>A few days into my babysitting
>Laying in the master bedroom, watching some TV
>Super bad storm is raging outside, that's when both girls crawl into bed with me
>Niether of them know what I've done to the other
>the lay on opposite sides of me, the 9 yo "falls asleep" almost immediately
>Her hand resting on my cock, not moving
>12 yo takes my hand and puts it in her panties, she's soaked
>I rub her tiny clit, she try's to stay quiet, he mouth right next to my ear
>He little moans and deep breathing make my cock diamonds
>Full mast, I feel 9 yo slowly stroking my shaft, pretending to be asleep
>I pull back the covers, exposing both of them at the same time
>They were shocked, but didn't seem to worried
>The younger one put my cock in her mouth and used it like a binkie, her tongue exploring every inch of my head
>12 yo sat her furry pussy on my face, eating her out, sweet tasting with a hint of musk
>I couldn't hold it any longer, i cum in the 9 yo mouth, she got up quickly and went to the bathroom
>Still hard, I lay 12 yo on her back, rubbing my dick head up and down her wet slit
>I tease her asshole a bit, a look of uncertainty and curiousness on her face
>At first I couldn't get it in, so I slowly worked my fingers inside her
>She tells me she would rather lay on her belly, she flips over and I tell her to spread her ass cheeks
>Spit on her pink starfish, I position my cock at her hole
>Suprisingly I sink in without too much resistance, eventually reaching my hilt
>It felt too good, slow down for a bit
>9 yo comes out of bathroom and rejoins the fun
>i tell her to get underneath me and suckle my balls
>This puts me over the edge, her soft tongue mixed with her sisters tight ass makes me explode
>When I pull out, my cock is covered in shit and they both are grossed out
>We all go take a shower and finally head to sleep

Back in the mid 70's I was working on getting my Masters degree and was really low on funds so I spent almost 2 years doing gay porn. I did over 100 shoots which usually was 3 scenes each time. I was both top and bottom. After I got my degree I quit doing them and have never been with a guy again.

>>739138128
She surprisingly doesn't care much, I think I would try a dildo first before a real knot

>>739135234
But I don't want her. I just want to fuck her while she's young and vulnerable but keep my family. I don't even want the chick to know who I really am.

>>739138308
5/10 for the fiction. It's a decent story but you need to make it more believable.

>>739138398
unless you can pass yourself off as 25 all you're going to get is pictures

>>739138773
Oh I can. I'm only 30 and I decently attractive. She's already seen my entire body and face in pics. I asked her about sex but she's kinda iffy on it and I don't think I would until she's 18 in about 7 months anyway. So I have that long to seduce her into it.

>>739137169

You're a good man. Hard to find someone like this in /b ... Best of luck.

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>>739120439
I fell in love with a girl online too. She also spends very little time talking to me compared to as much as she talks to another guy. She tells me that there's nothing between them though, and that he's just a kid for her to play with. She once got jealous that I mentioned I made a female friend to play league with, but she doesn't understand how jealous she makes me feel. She never told me a relationship could never happen. She always told me "she's not ready for it right now". She had something traumatic happen to her during her last relationship, and so that's what she blames for it. She tells me she loves me, then cucks me with another guy. It hurt so much that I told her I was done talking to her. We've stopped talking before, and we always end up coming back together. I had the brilliant idea of trying to make her hate me, so that she would never want to talk to me again. I said some things that ended up hurting her more than pissing her off. Currently in ragret, and I'm already trying to talk to her again. Friends all tell me that I care too much for an Egirl, and that she's not even real, that I'll never meet her. But I can't stop the feels. As for telling her not to do something, she won't listen just like your grill. She'll do it and just lie about it. I also have some suicidal thoughts, might be because I'm a virgin autist fuck though. She tells me she's planning to off herself in september because it's when she "expires". I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but she's edgy af. I also highly doubt she'll even try it.

>>739138391
Oh damn, well at least from the sounds of it she doesn't mind if you get friendly with the dog. I've heard it can be stretching and the dog can get rough and scratch you with their claws before knotting.

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>>739138308
MODS

>>739139001
what's the fun if she's legal you pussy

My mom still pops my pimples at 17

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Throw tennis ball bombs at the windows of a house where there was a party because i fucking hated everyone there
>5 injured
>The police arrived
>Some of them under 18
10/10 best experience of my life

My biggest secret. I'm empty inside. I fake all my fucking emotions. Everyone around me is so fucking stupid. The only sound I hear is my own voice.

>>739139175
lol you're both fucking pussies

>>739138308

My cock is literally bursting through my skirt <3

I steal from women because it gets me off. I've developed a plan to dress as an exterminator and get into an apartment close to the college campus that 2 young girls live in... pretending to spray. While inside I'm going to steal both of their wallets from their purses and anything else I can grab of any value without being seen. I should be in and out in about 5 minutes and long gone before they realize what happened.

>>739130781
>"soulmates"
>break
>dating somebody within a month
I've been there, I truly thought this girl was special, for a long time nobody could even come close to this girl.
Saw a picture of her on facebook recently, not a single flutter anywhere, I felt absolutely nothing
it'll get better /b/ro

when I want to get over a girl I just off vigorously to her mentally and physically until she is nothing more than a symbol of lust to me

>>739139552
The fun is she's an 18 year old gymnast with an amazing rack and little tight body. She would do things my wife won't or can't. That's the fun.

>>739139989
so live the life you want to live, stop being such a pussy about it
>but but
no shut the fuck up and do what you want to do you beta

>>739134821
whats the 17's name start with?

>>739140118
You clearly have no family or responsibilities in life. You can't just do whatever you want. It doesn't work that way.

>>739140269
A

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>>739138308
I love the stories, made me hard

>>739140346
boo fucking hoo

>>739137836
Sorry about the delay I got kind of sidetracked.

I was in that previously mentioned chat room again and I got a message from someone saying my pictures were being shared. He sent me a link and even though I didn't recognize their name or the site I figured I'd check it out. The site was a fake or something and the person got my IP address from it. He said unless I started sending pictures he'd use what he had to find out who I was and send what he already had to my friends and family and post them online with my city and name attached.

I left the room pretty quickly and didn't return for a few days. I figured he wouldn't find anything since I've done my best to reduce my social media/online presence to near zero after the first incident. When I went back (and I was admittedly a bit drunk at the time) he messaged me again under a new name and while he didn't quite find me he was getting close enough that I caved and sent him more pictures.

>>739139661
ur not wrong

>>739140513
Show us the pics.

>>739140513
>phishing for blackmail purposes
that guy is a creative thinker, I like it.

describe the pics you sent him.

>>739140346
You can, you just don't want to. You're using all of that "responsibility" as an excuse. If you really want to do something fucking do it. If you don't then just admit to yourself that you don't.

>>739109831
My best friend sexually assaulted me and everyone I've told didn't believe me. It's been 7 months since and I still can't get over it. It's starting to put a strain on my current relationship because I'm constantly on edge.

>>739140850
fucking this
life is about choices, if you actually WANT something, you'll choose to do it.
if you aren't willing to do what it takes to do that, you don't want it enough and you should stop lying to yourself.

>>739139643
more details?

>>739109831
Sometimes I feel trapped into having a fiance because it seems like its too expensive to live alone.