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You walk into your house at night and see this standing in your

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You walk into your house at night and see this standing in your hallway holding a red balloon what do you do
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Grab him by the pussy.
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>>739102064
/thread
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Somebody shoop him holding a red balloon
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>>739102014
GoT Leak Reminder: Tyrion is Azor & the Warlock's use Drogo's corpse to create a monster to go after Dany. Save it while you can HBO keeps having it removed from reddit and /tv/.

https://i.4cdn.org/r/1500242207586.gif
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Laugh at him until he has a stroke
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>>739102014
incoming bot
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Thank him.
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>>739102490
You're making America a laughing stock
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>>739102490
Amazing man. He really is.
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>>739102663
He's done more in 6 months than Obama did in 8 years. And honestly, we don't give a fuck about your shit non american country
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I kneel, and ask how I may be of service.
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>>739102490
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>>739102839
̶k̶n̶e̶e̶l̶
bend over
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>>739102014
Soooo many possible creepy possible shoops for this
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You make america great again
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>>739102014
Die
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>>739102014
Shake his hand and laugh at all the butthurt antifa threads on /b/ together.
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>>739102971
fag
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>>739102717
Hahahaha
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i say "thank you, you sorry son of fred. because of you my country is taking long lost power back. keep up your miserable job"
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>>739102717
The sand niggers of Isis are laughing at you
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>>739103314

Wut
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>>739102717
So much stupidity in one post...
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>>739103166
That's not what your MOM said
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>>739102014
Turn 180 degrees and walk into Putin
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>>739102014
I killed putin
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>>739102490
That guy is getting shit done.
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>>739102490

Most of those are the left overs from the Obama administration. The rest NONE have been put into motion as he is currently under investigation by several parties.
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>>739103554
>Cant refute a single point

>>739103218
Butt hurt deflection

>>739103375
You mean the ones we've been boming
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>>739102309
>Coming out of the shower room floor drain
>shooped in trump face on pennywise head

"BEEP BEEP BERNIE"
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>>739103793
>Most of those are the left overs from the Obama administration.

Nope. That's a full blown lie.
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>>739103793
>he is currently under investigation by several parties.

Name one.
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>Meanwhile back at the Clinton camp.
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>>739103846
Can't argue stupid
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>>739103941
>Can't argue stupid
Nice failure. Admission of defeat.
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>Losing an election rigged in your favor.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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>>739103797
I'm not gonna debate you on fucking /b/, it would be a loss of time.
Just the way you expressed yourself in those posts show that you are deeply stupid and ignorant; arguing with you would be like explaining to a child the principles of Kant's Critique of Practical Reason
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>>739103817
>>739102309
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>>739104164

right. there were millions of illegal voters.

when exactly handled trump them? he can't be such a failure to catch not at least some thousands, can he?

well i guess he can.
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>>739102490
>cracking down on ISIS... by selling 100 billion in weapons to Saudi Arabia who are arming ISIS in Yemen.
TOP KEK
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>>739102490
>eliminates 200,000 jobs by backing out the Paris Agreement to save 50,000 jobs.
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>>739102490
>DOW Index steadily increasing since 2009... Trump did it.

>Protected Religious Liberties for Americans... by instituting a Muslim ban.

>Job Creation Increasing at incredible rate... by sending Carrier to Mexico.

>Cut Wasteful Government Spending... by greenlighting Space Corps.
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>>739102014
First I shake his had then I tell him what a good job he's doing. I ask if there's a job for me at the White House because that would be kind of fun.

then I wake up.
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>>739102309
Leave it up to the commie to do no work and only demand things.
Off yourself
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>>739107882
Sources for these.

Is it a Muslim ban If it's not banning ALL Muslim countries?
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>>739103554
go... back... to... tumbler... thanks...
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>>739102014
suck his dick and make ameroca great again
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>>739108586
It's just 6 or 7 that have highest percentage of Islamic extremism.But good luck explaining this to an average Libtard
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>>739102014
Have illigitamate love child with him and then sell excess trump milk "tilk* to some /pol/ack
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>>739108586
yea because only like 75% of Muslims can get in just fine just not from the troubled areas in the middle east that want us all dead and are full of extremists
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>>739108586

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-muslim-ban-registry-berlin-attack-twitter-you-know-my-plans-immigration-racism-a7489611.html

is an answer from your god emperor enough sauce?
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done in by the #1 son

sad
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>>739108746
1) Trump initially called it the "muslim ban", and called for "a complete and total shutdown of muslims entering the US" during the election.
2) Didn't include Saudi Arabia, the country who produced (by far) the highest number of Islamic extremists attack within the US.

>>739108586
Sources for these.

>DOW Index steadily increasing since 2009
pic related
>Carrier goes to Mexico.
http://www.in.gov/dwd/files/Carrier%20located%20in%20Indianapolis.pdf
>Buzz Lightyear to the rescue (Space Corps)
http://myfox8.com/2017/07/07/proposed-new-military-branch-would-send-us-troops-to-guard-the-galaxy/
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>>739109752
>"pic related"
>forgets pic
derp
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>>739102014
home intruder.
thank god for the 2nd amendment and exercise my right to protect myself.
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"Good job trolling the snowflakes, Mr. President, Sir!"
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Offer him a drink, lace the drink with like an entire vial of LSD, laugh my ass off when he nukes the moon because he thinks it must be working with the Muslims because a crescent moon with a star is a symbol of Islam.
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>>739110949
>the snowflakes
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>>739111111
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>739111111
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>>739111111
ok but can we put the mudslimes on the moon first and then do that?
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>>739102339
There's cars in this gif, at least try to be believable.

0,33/10
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>>739102014
Tell him it is an honor to meet him and offer any service I can be. Shake his hand and offer him a drink, as well as to any secret service with him. Tie his balloon to the door so it doesn't float away.
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>>739111111
come through for the godly 1 rolls, op
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>>739111131

Didn't mean to violate your feelings, sister.
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>>739112235
my feelings are fine, Cletus
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>>739112401
you took your time
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>>739102014
>You walk into your house at night and see this standing in your hallway holding a red balloon what do you do

I stand my ground against the intruder.
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>>739112780
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>>739112626
it's funny because she's younger than trump
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>>739112355

My name is Jonas!
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So many replies and no shoops of OPs pic. I'm so disappointed
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>>739113012
Lol, you can see the bong next to her feet, granny is high as fuck!
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>>739112864
>it's funny because she's younger than trump
you're funny, cause you're dumber than a box of crackers
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>>739102064
I don't think he'd let you.
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