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Ask a Dominos delivery driver anything.

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Ask a Dominos delivery driver anything.
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how u do reverse gravy train poop
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>>739090999
Have you ever been robbed?
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Ketchup a vegetable?
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You ever get pussy or a girls # on the job
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Ever got to smash on the job?
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How much do you make in tips a night on average?
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Where is the red pepper and plates bitch
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>>739091095 Not yet thankfully. Knew a few coworkers who did though. One of them got a gun in his face over a $20 order.
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on the job on the job?
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>>739091139

Definitely.
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>>739091146
>>739091199

Nope and nope sadly
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>>739090999
How do i get free pizzas?
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Do you eat pizza from your work?
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>>739091240

Probably back at the store because either the fuckwit who took your order forgot to mention that you wanted plates and red pepper or the driver fucked up and left it at the store by accident. Happens way too often.
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It's half price pizza week here in Canada. Do you skimp on the toppings during these times?
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Thank you for your service.
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>>739091235

On a Friday night which is usually the busiest night of the week I'll make maybe $90-120 on a 9 hour shift. Average is probably $75-80, depends on if I stay late or if there's a lot of deliveries after we close for carryout because those tend to tip better. Also get paid $5.15 per hour I'm on the road, $7.25 per hour I'm in store, and $26 for every 100 miles I drive.

If you work inside only though you're fucked.
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Do you actually hope for tips or you chill about it?
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>>739090999
those trips.

Also what do you fuck with on the menu
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>>739091356

Call us about literally anything. Say your pizza looked fucked up or some part of your order never arrived and escalate to a manager. Nine times out of ten they'll agree to throw another one in the oven or put a credit on your next order. Not sure if it was just our store but we're deliberately really lenient with giving shit away because it costs more to lose a customer than it does to give them what they want.
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>>739091649
How many miles in a typacal night or week would you drive? Is your delivery area big?
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>>739091815

I mentioned in another thread, my go-to especially when I'm high is the following:

>start with large buffalo chicken specialty pizza
>take the hot sauce off
>add bacon, onion, mushroom
>ask to have bbq sauce and Parmesan cheese put on over the top

Really fucking good and not that much extra to have the other stuff put on.
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>>739091580
I worked at a dominos making pizza, and I don't think people do that. Generally they wouldn't save that much money
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>>739090909
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>>739091388

All the time, especially when I'm on shift. Any reject pizza that's been sitting for more than an hour or so automatically goes to insiders and drivers. If it's a really busy night there can be up to 10 or 12 free pizzas to choose from. My meal on shift is usually a few slices of cheese or some shit that hasn't been sitting out for too long if I didn't pack something beforehand.
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>>739090999
how often do you see orders with pineapple as a topping?

oh, and Czeched
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>>739090999
whats an average tip for a say $35 order in a residential apartment. biggest tip? thanks
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>>739091671

I hope a little bit but usually I'm chill. Average is like $3, anything over $4 or $5 is awesome. $0 tip will piss me off though. One time I actually got negative-tipped because someone paid me partially in quarters and one of them fell where I couldn't get to it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCMbyXuA6Ag
thoughts?
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>>739091580

No idea, my store is US-based. Odds are they don't, our store at least was pretty strict on getting toppings correct since we got cited for wasting steak and sausage a few times.
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>>739092145
On a $35 I'd expect a $10 tip, usually more like $15. If you give me 5 or less I'll remember and next time you'll receive pubic dandruff as a bonus topping.
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>>739091607

Thank you! Without people ordering pizza, I wouldn't have money to spend on production equipment and other stupid shit.
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>>739092145

Average tip on an order that size in my area is like $5.50 or $6. Biggest I think was $20 from a church that I delivered 25 pizzas to.
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>>739092327
$15 tip? Sorry that's too much.
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>>739092327
>>739092181
I don't believe you to be op based on this previous answer.
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>>739092071

~8 or 9% of our orders have pineapple, it's pretty popular. Lot of Indians and Mexicans in our delivery area so it tends to skew onions, green pepper, jalapenos, and pineapple
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why do drivers no longer carry parm and red pepper, shit infuriates me
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>>739091861

Average mileage is 55, can get up to 90 or 100 on busy nights. Our delivery area is pretty big, we cover a lot of apartments, strip malls, and large residential neighborhoods. At least a 5 mile radius from where our store is located.
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Will I get special treatment if I am a known fat tipper?
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Why do you put round pizzas into square boxes after cutting it into triangles? Is it to fuck with the stoners?
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have you ever delivered pizza to a nekkid chick?
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>>739092926
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>>739092849

Yes. Our dispatch system sometimes specifies a certain way that orders should be delivered, but if I notice that an order has a lot of pizza in it or is from a known good tipper, they will always get their pizza first. I try to remember what they like, if they ask for parm/red pepper, etc too if they've been ordering for a while.
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If my place reeks of weed or potential other illegal activities will the driver tattle on me?

* asking for a friend
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>>739092926

Fuck, you figured it out.
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Cc number post it up.
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What's your personal favourite topping(s)
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>>739093099
/b/ system will not allow.
for proof -
**** **** **** ****
try it...
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>>739092831
So pretty much covers your gas for the night? What type of car do you use? Hopefully something fuel efficient
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are the three dots in the logo really illuminati related?
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>>739093057

Fuck no. Almost all of our drivers smoke (myself included), worst that could happen is someone will be like ayy good shit if there's like a wall of weed smoke when the door opens. I've been there a few times, I know how it goes.
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>>739093204

Covers gas plus usually a few bucks extra. I drive a 2006 Accord, pretty reliable, the mileage is decent, and it turns on a dime.
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>>739092995
very interesting, thank you.
also, pls explain why parm and red pepper are not standard anymore.
last time I asked, the driver was like I think I got some in my car, brb... he never came back
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>>739093280

Of course they are

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not
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How many orders do you take at once when you go out?
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>>739093380

Usually because we're lazy fucks and don't carry it by default in the car, if an order calls for it we grab it on the way out the door. No idea why corporate decided to start charging extra for parm shakers. One of our managers has been an absolute dickhead about making sure people get charged 75 cents for dipping sauce too. I try to give it away but if he's there I have to ring it up.
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>>739093556

99% of the time drivers will not take more than 2 orders out at once. If they're all really close or in the same apartment block, maybe 3. That being said, I've taken 6 at once when we got slammed with orders from a hotel full of bastard kids who all ordered at the exact same time and didn't tip for shit.
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>>739093575

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY'RE RUNNING A BUSINESS OR SOMETHING
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Have you ever delivered to a game store where the people who ordered are playing D&D?
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>>739093280

I have no fucking idea, wasn't part of training anyway
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Do you ever share your tips with the in-store staff?
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>>739093194
No it doesn't here is proof
4574 9124 6745 7337
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>>739093575
When you give away free shit all the time without ringing it up you fuck up inventory which lessens the chance that your managers don't get their bonus

Or at least that's how my franchise worked, fuck those Jews
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>>739090999
I live less than a mile away from a domino's, would 2 dollar tip on a 20 dollar order enrage you?
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Hmm, need expiry, cardholder name and CVV for verification.
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>>739093718

Nope, although I have played Magic the Gathering at a game store that had pizza delivered to it.

>>739093759

Not usually. Drivers work inside and do menial shit that no one else will do like dishwashing when they're not on the road so they're very reluctant to share anything with people who work inside only.
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>>739090999
Who was the hottest customer you've ever seen? Include details
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Ever been in a car accident when on the job?
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>>739093767
OMG how do I delete??
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>>739091288
Ketchup is a fruit you fucking retard
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>>739093863

Nah if it's not that far away $2 is fine. If it's more than 25 minutes to get there and back though you're automatically an asshole.

>>739093923

I have not, although I came really really close one time. Nearly got t-boned by some douche while I was making a left turn onto a highway.
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>>739091441

How come you don't take some with you like at the beginning of shift? Make a box, put several paper plates, napkins and some red pepper flakes in it, what you don't use return.
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Have you ever delivered a pizza to a guy who obviously had an erection
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Why did you ban sea snippers?
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>>739090999
I'm guessing those trips mean you regularly get paid in hot blonde milf blowjobs?
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>>739090999
1. How did you get those trips?
2. Are niggers the worst tippers?
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>>739093890
I'm usually playing magic but there is a table of about 6 fat assess that order about 4 pizzas every Friday night. Apparently dominos is the only company that will go into the store and find the people who ordered.
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can i get a free pizza?
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Can you order me free pizza?
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>>739093923
Not OP but happened a couple times a year at my store

>Hire super cute, skinny brunette girl
>Quiet, possibly retarded but in a an adorable way
>She had to wait a couple months until she was 18 before we could hire her
>Car wreck like one month in
>Parents make her quit cuz not safe
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>>739090999
Would you kindly leave 4chan forever?
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>>739094125

No idea. I'll start doing that when I go back to work in about a week. Thanks for the suggestion!

>>739094156

Not that I can remember.

>>739094164

I wish :/
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>>739094226
hey fuck you i asked first
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>>739090999
What kind of vape do you use?
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>>739094175

Fuck if I know and surprisingly not. That honor would go to the Indians. They always ask for "veggie pizza" which we don't have (other than the specialty pacific veggie) and occasionally try to haggle on prices.
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>>739090999
Is your store full of homosexuals? Mine was like constantly 40% homo, including my lesbian 21yo general manager and other 21yo lesbian co-manager
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> parm and red pepper

i purposely leave them in the car so that tips determine if you get them or not
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would you?
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>>739094210
>>739094226

Order your own damn pizza or see >>739091837 you lazy douchebags.

>>739094550

We have none. At all. Never seen any working at our location.
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have you ever delivered a prank order?
like oh 20 pizzas to 123 main st which was bogus
what happens with this
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>>739094408

I smoke American Spirit black labels.

>>739094847

We get a lot of half-assed prank phone calls from 13 year olds hiding behind a call spoofer and none of them are good enough where we actually took the order seriously. They usually just say some incoherent garbage, laugh, and hang up.
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>>739094847
Not OP but you need a valid address to send an order through, my store policy was huge orders need to be paid for in advance as well
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>>739094550

Thats probably because if the homo is a manager and doing the hiring, he's only going to hire homos, kind of like if a mexican is manager, he hires only mexicans, etc.... If a nigger is going to hire, he only hires white people because he knows that he can't get a nigger to work, etc...
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>>739095085
makes sense, thanks
what happens for a fake order on three pies to a legit address?>>739094987
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>>739095229

Our manager is the whitest dude I know but he's also really chill. We hire all types of people (Pakistani, black people, a few Hispanic dudes, high schoolers), but I haven't seen anyone who looked homosexual since I started working here
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>>739095277

No one has to pay for them, usually the pizzas get sent back, become driver chow, and we have to do a remake if the order was legit and the insider just fucked up the address
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>>739095484

Maybe you are the homosexual
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ever been greeted by a nekkid chick while making a delivery?
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>>739095634
what kind of jerk would do that anyway
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>>739095229
Well the first like 3 gay drivers were hired by a straight married manager, then the two lesbian managers were moved to my store so I don't think that was the case

Also these weren't like obviously gay people, and thats not exactly something that should come up in an interview
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>>739095813

idk but the world is full of jerks who derive pleasure from inconveniencing other people
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>>739095781

Nope, haven't heard of it happening to our other drivers either
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Nice trips faggot. Hope they bring you nice tips.
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>>739095837
Please describe the lesbians further. Unless neither of them was hot.
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>>739092327
fuuuuuck that, I give $5 every delivery and you expect $15, that's half the pizza, go fuck yourself
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Have you ever made a delivery to what turned out to be a nekkid chick?
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Do you suck dicks at every delivery or only at certain ones.
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>>739095994

Thanks, I do too. Broke as shit right now but plan on working 8-10 hour shifts for a few weeks in a row, plus our area is full of rich white people who'll order one gluten free pizza and tip $6.

>>739096109

Nope :/

>>739096157

Only if the tip is big enough.
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>>739096157

Two dicks per delivery minimum.
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how do I get domino's to send their cutest delivery boy?
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>>739096354

Put it in the special instructions box when you order online. We get a lot of those, a lot of people asking to draw shit on the box, a lot of people who think it's a good idea to say how much they're tipping in advance, etc
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a nekkid chick while I was making a delivery boy's area big?
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>>739092327
literal autism, you've never worked a job in your life.
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the 'tracker' is bullshit right?
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>>739096855

Surprisingly not, here's how it works.

Step 1: your order gets accepted by the store, labels start printing out, insiders put them on boxes

Step 2: order goes up on a screen over by the makeline in a shorthand that makes it easier to display, makeline makes it, presses enter on keyboard once it goes into the oven, indicating that it's:

Step 3: in the oven for 6 minutes 30 seconds or 7 minutes (some stuff takes longer to cook), once the time has elapsed, it goes to

Step 4: insider takes it out of the oven, boxes it, puts oil on crusts, cuts pizza, throws it on a hot rack where it sits until a driver is ready to take it

Step 5: driver got dispatched with your pizza and it's either out the door or he's waiting on part of an order to come out of the oven
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>>739096855

parts of it are sorta bullshit but as a whole it's pretty accurate and used to determine certain store metrics
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6.30 boy those are the old ovens how long since u worked at a dominos new ovens run at about 3.30
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>>739097689

Maybe if you're in Australia where they're trying to do the 10 minute delivery bullshit but our location has the old ones because upgrading is expensive and shuts down the store for a long-ass time
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>>739096855
Sort of, iirc

>Being made= Your order goes up on a screen for a make line, when it's done they hit enter on the keyboard
>Oven or whatever, cooktime time is like ~7min so this is just a timer
>Another bullshit predetermined timer for cut/box
>On the road=driver assigned to your order, our system estimated how long it should take, dunno if it shows that
>Delivered= Driver checked back into store
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>>739097857

bingo, that's exactly it
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>>739097846
Ask an australian dominos worker anything
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>>739090999
Should I really tip You? Isn't your job to bring me my pizza anyways? I don't get tip for doing my job faster or better
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>>739098002

Work as a pizza delivery boy then.
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>>739096033
I mean they were both bang-able, one was a taller skinny weird girl

Other was a shorter blonde, hot with eyeliner, supposedly drunk fingered one my female coworkers in a hot tub
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>>739098098
i hear it's all nekkid chicks and threesomes with lesbians
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>>739097993
How many things (snakes, spiders, drop bears) try to kill you on an average delivery
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>>739097993
Why are Australians so boorish and uncultured?
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where do you work?
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>>739098447

Not giving away my exact location but it's in northern Virginia.
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>>739098447

Domino's. Pay attention.
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>>739098691
If you're in the Ft Lee area your Dominoes are both forgetful and generous at the same time.
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>>739098947

That's how most of them are around here, not my store though
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>>739098298
None its the people that try to kill us
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>>739092039
I deliver for the pizza slut and we have a neat solution for messed up orders. Any full pizza or order of a side that would normally be thrown away gets put in the walk in, and some guys from a charity show up a couple times a week to take the mess ups to homeless shelters.
Really makes me feel better when i see a bigass order that would have otherwise gone to the dumpster...if we didnt eat it of course
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>>739098401
Why are americans fat assholes
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Are you a fat guy? I figure with all that pizza and other shit at your disposal putting on weight wouldn't be difficult.
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>>739099292

Some of our locations do that, as far as I know none of the franchises that are owned by our parent holding company do. They own most of the Dominos and Jersey Mike's in the area.

>>739099378

Nope, lanky as fuck and 170 soaking wet.
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Think this thread's about to 404 I'll put another one up in a few
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>>739098002
nigger detected
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okay here´s a question for all the domino people
whats your favorite pizza from the store?

>>739100543
>bumping less than 5 minutes after last post
nigger
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Yo, there's this super cute girl that sometimes delivers to my house and I'm tempted to ask her out.
In your experience does this happens often? Would she freak out?
If she takes it the wrong way would the store fuck up my delivery next time?
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>>739100700
Already was on page 10 faggot
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Why yesterday i was so yellow because the submarine going to flashlight the house at negative vibrations. Nothing climbs so hard in the garden over the street at nine. Never stops bleeding the overlord and milk so cute
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>>739090999

Have you ever delivered pizza to a devil worshiper?
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>>739100700

From the store probably the Philly Cheesesteak pizza if you're talking about not adding anything

>>739100757

I've never heard of that happening before but I'd give it a shot. Just don't be a complete autist about it. And on the off chance she delivers to you again if you fail it probably won't be fucked up

>>739100937

Not that I know of.

>>739100901

Are you fucking schizophrenic?
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What's the item you niggas absolutely hate to make or deliver?
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Can you tell me what do you expect as a delivery driver from us? Should we make small talk? Be waiting by the door? A kiss? Wat?
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>>739101261

Parm bites are a bitch to prep but not too bad to make. Sandwiches can be a pain in the ass too (paper in box, flip sandwich in layer by layer, cut it without completely fucking it up)
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>>739101066
Don't eat so much of this fun they said. But i did it. And glory bring all over my bird so warm
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>>739101445

It helps if you're close to the door, don't send your kids, a little small talk is OK, and for fuck's sake don't pay/tip in change. It sucks for everyone.
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>>739101609
Is it better if I tip in the credit card receipt? Or would you hate me for that?
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>>739101747

It actually is generally better to tip on the receipt, less bills for us to carry around/sort at the end of shift.
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If you see a guy from Papa John going to the same complex for you feel animosity (as the enemy) or fellowship (as a delivery dude)?
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Ever fucked someone's order on purpose? If yes why and how?
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>>739102259

Always fellowship. I pass a lot of drivers from local restaurants, Papa John's, Pizza Hut, etc and as long as they don't cut me off in traffic or cause me to miss a light I don't give a fuck.
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>>739102372

Not deliberately. Fucked up a lot of orders by accident but never had someone be enough of a dick to me to have that happen. Plus our store is covered in security cameras, if it was bad enough management could always pull tapes or something.
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>>739101066
Girl nigger here. If I ask for her on the instructions box would the store actually send her?
I'm not a wizard or autist, but fuck dat chick is pretty
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>>739102539

They'll definitely try to send someone if you ask, if nothing else someone will tell her about the request.
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>>739102526
What do I have to do to make you so angry to fuck up my order?
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If I asked for you to speak only in pig-latin would you?
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>>739090999
How often do you help make pizzas?
Do you keep tabs on QT customers?
Is there a blacklist of terrible tippers, and what do you do to their pizzas?
What is your average tip?
How much do you make in a week?
What do you hate about your job?
Post something with a timestamp.
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>>739090999
have you ever delivered to a naked chick opening the door?

have you ever said a lewd joke like, "it got extra salami.."
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Have you ever feared the neighbourhood you're in? Or like delivered to an obvious crack house and feared leatherface would answer the door?
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Where has OP gone?
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>>739102853
Probably be a known asshole who I've had to deal with before, complain about things that didn't happen, never tip, live really far away, AND call the store to complain about me for no good reason. Even then idk it takes a lot to get me angry.

>>739102970
If you tip, sure.

>>739103019
Anywhere from 20-65% of the time I'm working depending on how busy it is. I never do makeline, only cashier, ovens, boxes, dishes, and other shit.

I don't, mostly because I haven't really found that many.

No and nothing.

$4 or so.

Working inside for long stretches at a time, having to refuel during a shift, having the one asshole assistant manager yell at me for minutae or other drivers dicking around/not helping.

Not at my apartment sadly and even then I don't have my uniform there.

>>739103125
Nope and occasionally with extra sausage.

>>739103246
Nope, our delivery area is suburban white-collar milquetoast old people and not that dangerous. Our "ghettos" would be the good part of most towns.
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>>739103350
Trying to answer all these new questions
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>>739103350
Maybe was delivering and got stopped by the fuzz for outstanding warrants
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>>739092181
ausfag here, we dont tip like amerifags, but i find pizza delvery guys will fumble around in theirs pockets looking for your change until you cave and just tell them to have it so you han go inside and eat pizza, is this at all intentional?
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>>739103376
>extra sausage
how did the customer react?
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>>739090999
I'm a Domino's delivery "expert" as well. No one cares what we think or do, fuckface. Go clean something for Eye of the Customer or EOC.
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>>739090999
have you ever been choked out by a woman at work ?
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>>739091095
I've been robbed. End of night closing Papa John's. Nigger waited in between sheds across from our store, bum rushed me and shoved my wife into her car. Said "Gimme day" as he snatched a deposit of mostly checks from my hand and ran like a Kenyan into the woods. He was never found.
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I always try to tip between 5 and 7 dollars per order.... Does this make the magic pizza man happy?
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>>739103666
fuck off Patrick, or should i say. SATAN!
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>>739103620
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I usually just end up accidentally leaving my small bills in the car.

>>739103651
Didn't actually say it in front of the customer.

>>739103666
Fuck off, 54 people do apparently. Go wash the sauce buckets or something.

>>739103702
Nope.

>>739103836
Yep.
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>>739091146
This guy's fucking lame. There's a girl here who's married with kids and has a cuckold marriage. She orders EXTRA LAGE MEATZZAs and blows any attractive driver willing. Got one from her once. Now I'm married, though.

I'm hijacking your thread, lame ass.
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>>739103925
you probably have shit dot
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>>739098298
Nah mate. Just the mudslims.
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>>739103925
Kek. We've been slammed all day. We're still doing prep. I like your comeback, though, so I rescind my previous hostility. But like...


Why do you faggots care about us delivery drivers? Half you assholes never tip anyways.
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>>739103959
>extra large meatzza
the mind of a Horny milf works in mysterious ways
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If I call your store and say you're the shit and that even my grandmother loves you would you get a raise? Does the store only care for the complaint calls or also receive nice ones?
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Does it piss you off when people pay in small bills (ones&twos)/coins?
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>>739103959
Lucky bastard. I'll keep a lookout for one of those.

>>739104114
Because they realize we're the last thing standing between them and enjoying their pizza

>>739104197
Not really, only if a lot of people do and even then they'd probably have to factor in other things. One dude at my store's been working 9 years and hasn't got a raise.

>>739104215
All the damn time.
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>>739104197
He'd be told, but no raise. I like you'd try that, though.
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>>739104331
She did have strong head game, but like...Her husband secretly hides in the closet and films it. Idk. I'm on tape somewhere and I don't even care.

Ironically, she does this at every pizza place and I ended up getting a job at her place of employment: Taking care of the mentally handicapped. That conversation was GOLD.
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Am I supposed to tip when I go pick up a carry out order? Is it expected? I don't but I always feel like I should and I'm worried about my food getting messed with.
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>>739104621
It's not expected for Carryout and your food will be safe, but the CSR who rings you up will have a better/happier day if you do.
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>>739104570
Holy fuck that's amazing. I probably couldn't do that if I knew I was being filmed

>>739104621
Up to you, our new credit card machines give you the option to do that. Most people don't but the few that do have made life a lot better for the drivers between runs and insiders
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>>739104802
Well I didn't k ow I was being filmed THEN. I heard like years later from another driver and was like "Wait...Really? Fuck."
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Making ur drivers and instores do the shit work is great
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>>739105998
Elaborate.
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Let's make a scenario: you store closes at 11 and. Put an order at 10.55 for a total of 25 bucks.
Would you hate me because of the hour? How much tip to make you fag happy?
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>>739090999
What city do you work in?
Give us a hint which location.
????
Profit!
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>>739106178
That one customer that is a complete fuck stain smells like shit and u make everyone else serve them every store has one
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>>739104621
why the fuck would you tip for Carry-out? do you tip the guy heating up your burger at McDonald's? Seriously if you're tipping for that you must be handing money to everyone you meet
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>>739106436
Centralia PA

Fuck off faggot
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>>739106333
Not really, I wouldn't be leaving for a little while anyway. If you pull that shit at 2AM at the end of a long Friday though I would probably ragequit.
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>>739090999
Ya Biznitch I'M Pizza Hut MUTHER FUCKER....;)

BRING BACK THE NOID
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report here
>>739106822
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>>739106736
How much tip for a 25 bucks order at that time?
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Lol pizza hut in australia is nearly all gone dominos took over big time
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>>739106862
$5 would be about right.
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>>739106457
Oh. No. That one for us is a deaf guy who's old and confused all the time. Ever take a pizza order from a man unsure of the current year? It's an "adventure."
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>>739094175
Pizza Hut delivery driver here and I can say that ghetto black girls are the worst tippers. At least the dudes will give you a couple bucks while the girls just give you attitude.
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I did when I worked at Dominoes... twice
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>>739106573
It takes .or effort to make raw dough and toppings into a pizza than to flip a precooked burger, I assure you. You're still right, though. Carryout tipping is unnecessary, but nice.
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>>739107026
Up sell shit just tell him he ordered it lol
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>>739093377
You're getting 26 cent a mile. If you average 20 mpg thats 5.20 cent per gallon of gas. Gas is less than half that. Every 100 miles is at least 13 bucks profit. Not bad.
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>>739092995
I tip extremely well even 20 dollars on many occasions and am always thankful and courteous to the driver. I still get shit treatment. Last night I ordered and it took 2 and a half fucking hours to get pizza from the place that was a 15 minute drive away. Obviously not true where I live. They didn't even call to notify me or anything just left me hanging like a nigger
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>>739107107
Domino's driver, here. Black people rarely tip. They're raised to think it's unnecessary and stupid. I bet black people have eaten more pubes and shit than any other race as a result. Food for thought.
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>>739107298
Yep. Doesn't account for much with depreciation but at least I'm coming out ahead on gas.
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Might be a little late to the party, but what is it with tips? I can't remember ever tipping a delivery driver; they get wage, right? In the UK here.
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>>739107657
Maybe in the UK they do where people actually give a shit about service workers but in the good ol US of A tips are a necessary evil.
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>>739107298
Yeah. For him. I drive a 98 Mercury Mountaineer. I get 13 MPG with .22¢ per mile compensation. It's not as profitable for older cars.
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>>739107657
I make 6.50 an hour. .22¢ per mile. Not tipping me is a huge dick move. I've seen people order $100 in food and tell me they don't have enough to tip. It's a fucking insult to my intelligence and makes me want to remember where they live for...Later.
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>>739093687
Its almost like they are jews
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>>739107766
They get paid minimum wage if they dont meet minimum wage with tips.
Its a tax code.People shouting out about not being paid are retards and have never been a tip based job before
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>>739090999
whats the point of leaving you guys a good tip? it never arrives faster than usual and never get free shit or any benefits to tipping good.
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>>739109060
not op but i always throw in extra shit if its pre tipped or a regular that always tips
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>>739109415
i always tip $5 no matter what if its late or fast. then after the fact i realize my order is either messed up/cold/missing something.
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>>739109792
When I tell you we do our best(drivers not in stores)to get your shit right, we really do. Just like I remember shitty customers, I am sure they remember if I ever forget something.
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>>739103830
I got robbed like that making a deposit after closing when I managed a mall store. Beaner in hoodie came up and robbed me at knife point as I was fumbling with the key to open the night drop box. It was 2 days before Christmas so it was a huge deposit. OF course the bank's camera pointed at the night drop was out of order. Didn't use ATM's at night for years after that.
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>>739109792
Most drivers don't make the food. The store actually had to pay them more an hour if they do/can. Things you can blame any driver for: Forgetting part of the order, forgetting sides (dip cups, drinks, shakers, etc.), giving you a box that's smashed to shit, being slow/very late at no fault of the store (remake, credit, etc.)

Everything else is not the driver'em fault and if he brought you an entire order, on time, with sides, in an intact box, they deserve a tip.
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>>739110019
Yeah. Fuck thieves, man. The dude who robbed me didn't even have a weapon and pressed his fingers to my throat as he snatched the bag to simulate a weapon. I told the newspaper he didn't use a weapon, so what do they print?: Robbed at knifepoint, of course! Fucking vultures.

Also, how many stupid morons have told you they'd have done X, Y and Z if it was them? *I'd have decked them." Nigger, it happened in 3 seconds. You wouldn't have done shit.
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>>739110126
Some of us got new gps toppers now so some of that speedy shit is gone out the window. 12 minute single now takes like 20 mins.
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>>739110471
Glad we don't have that shit. When did that roll out?
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>>739110597
we started like 2 weeks ago. Of course I work for one of the busiest stores so a lot of shit starts with us. We were 80k from doing 3 mil in sales last year.
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>>739110714
Yeah. I live in an entire COUNTY with a population of 30k. Lucky me, eh? Lol.
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>>739111012
hell we probably got twice that in our del area(major college campus)
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>>739111096
Jesus. I don't envy you, man.
I do envy your tips, however, I'm sure.
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>>739111245
rarely a shift that I make less than $100. Of course we do huge orders too. I took a plan ahead yesterday for this morning......80 pie
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>>739090999
nice trips
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>>739090999
why the fuck u dont deliver to my house anymore
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>>739090999
Why do you always forget my sauces nigger?
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>>739090999
do you deliver to Rick James who demands you draw on the box and wear pants?
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>>739111558
We do school orders to the tune of 200 pie a few times a year. Like. Every Friday while school is going.
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>>739111921
Blame Corporate for shrinking delivery areas to improve delivery times, brah.
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>>739092327
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>>739092327
I am a driver and this is the wrong mentality, son.
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>>739092327
jew
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>>739112860
That's probably a troll, man. Who the fuck expects a 50% tip for driving and listening to music. I HOPE FOR at least 10%, but I live in a miserly area. Like $1 on a $80 order miserly.
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>>739113034
damn that shit. If you order more than $20, you should give something, thats my view tho
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>>739113231
>my view
>you should
Fucking pick one.
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>>739092327

Wow. Grow up.
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>>739113400
He's right. You have $20 for fast food? You have enough to tip, too, then. If not, don't fucking order or come get off your lazy ass and get it. Waitresses get better tips than I do and their job is easier, I promise.
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>>739113604
Not that my job's terrible, mind you. I've done construction and been a CNA in a nursing home. Pizza ain't shit compared to that. But it's also harder than Joe Schmo thinks it is.
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Do you ever get called and asked for a boneless pizza because of a shit internet trend?
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>>739113604

What is the driver/delivery fee for?
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>>739113984
No, but do you want to hear the best prank call I ever got while I was assistant manager at Papa John's?
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>>739114102
Depends. At Domino's it goes entirely to the store to cover driver insurance and milage. At Papa John's, 1.25 of the 2.50 goes straight to the driver and they don't get milage instead. Papa John's option is way worse. I'd rather get my .22¢ a mile.
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I'm the second driver who's been answering questions. Fun fact for you faggots: I worked from 10:30 AM to literally now, and I'm expecting a whopping $30 from tips. On 13 deliveries.
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>>739114102
Pizza Hut driver here and that goes straight to the store.
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>>739114213
Hit me
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>>739115211
Alright. Just replying to keep thread alive. Story next.
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>>739115211
>Thank for calling Papa John's (city name), this is (my name), how may I help you?
>"Yeah. Is John there?"
We have no John.
>"I'm sorry. No one works here with that name."
>"Yeah they do! Big Papa John."
Oic. Kiddies laughing in background.
>Uh huh. And what did you need with him sir?
>"Well, this is Payton. Payton Manning? I did some commercials for him and he never paid me."
>Sure thing, Payton. Can I tell him to reach you at (read number off of caller ID)?
>"OH SHIT!" laughing followed by click.

Hope you enjoyed, anon.
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what would you do if they gave you no tip
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>>739116224
Depends. How big is the order? Were they nice? Are they poor?
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>>739116392
>how big is the order
medium size pizza, thats it.

>were they nice
yes

>are they poor?
Average salary.
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What's the strangest thing that you have experienced or witnessed in your time working as a delivery driver?
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>>739090999
Anyone ever answer the door nude or in underwear?
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>>739116491
Probably nothing, but if I'm having a particularly shitty day, I may hock a loogie somewhere inconspicuous on their car on the way back to mine. Or if they never tip, ever. Probably nothing though. A medium Pizza is like 12 bucks.
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>>739116606
ahh ok
almost got Satan quads
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>>739090999
I assume most people just pay for the pizza, a small tip and then you're off their mind. But how often do you encounter customers who seem to genuinely appreciate the work you do for them?

Also vice versa, how often do you encounter total cunts?
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>>739116565
Yeah. The blowjob chick I mentioned here: >>739104570 and here >>739103959 Answers the door in fishnets or lengerie. Unless she thinks you're ugly. Then she'll throw a bathrobe on.
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>>739116753
Never. It's just pizza you dipshit.
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>>739116753
Good people with no money who value me as a person doing a service? Rarely.

Entitled cunts who you know think "Why the fuck should I tip him? He just drove here." All the fucking time.
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Do the cooks over at Domino's judge me when I order a Pineapple and Ham pizza?
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>>739093057
hell no son>>739093292
Once i even tipped a driver by letting him join the circle for a few minutes.
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>>739116971
Some people think pineapple doesn't belong at pizza, but no. A friend of mine who's a manager (cook, you'd say) says pineapple shouldn't go on pizza, but no. You're more likely to be judged for a no sauce, light cheest, gluten free, change the sauce, order a specialty and change half the ingredients. Those are the customers we hate. Not people that order a staple like a "Hawaiian."
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>>739116840
I sincerely don't believe you when you claim that you never encounter total cunts while you deliver pizza.
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>>739117368
Hey. I'm the driver. I responded with: >>739116941
Ignore that guy.
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>>739092327
15 hahaha you get nothing son, nothing
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Op have you ever seen some naked chicks?

Also ever put your dick on a pizza
>pic related
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Yo, i order likee once a week from my store. One time the driver told me they already know it's me once they see my address. Should i be worried? Or is this normal?
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>>739118120
Normal. If you tip well, his means drivers will be scrambling to bring you shit, be happy to see you, and be less likely to forget shit. You can't deliver to a house 40 times a year and not remember the people there and how they order/act/tip.
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>>739118111
I've given a few pubes to the top of a pizza for a guy I knew personally, bought weed from, then he ordered one night, didn't tip, and hen scammed us for a free order (I knew it was a scam and he had it coming. Never fucking tipped. Then scams us and I HAVE to take the second order back? Are you retarded?? But that's the worst I've done. Ironically, he tips some now. Maybe he got a flossing and learned a lesson. Everyone should see "Waiting."

Also, I've already answered the damned nude hick question like 4 times. Browse the thread. Ctrl+f Blow.
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>>739118479
On a phone. Autocorrect is firing blanks, apparently.
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Can a driver refuse to deliver me? Do you see a dude's address and say "awww heeelll naww, send the rookie" or sum'n?
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>>739118624
Absolutely. To a point. We can't just refuse to deliver to you unless you've had us arrive to you jacking it naked in your living room or scammed us or some shit. Other than that? You bet your ass we'll be like "Heeeey. Wanna trade runs? I hate this guy/his house/his driveway/he never tips/whatever." Typically, they don't want to take it either, so a driver arrives who hates you and never wanted to take your order to begin with. I advise tipping in that situation, unless you like spit covered stuff or Pube Pizza.
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>>739094068

Ketchup is a sauce you fucking autist
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>>739118880
Fuck really? When you screw with the food do you really go for a show so i know or are you subtle and only you know im eating scrotum flavoured cheese?
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>>739119351
One gets us fired. One gives us keks. Which do you think? We're secretive as fuck. Your dip cups is expired. We crushed your box. Forgot your drink. Purposely sauced your wings wrong. Whatever. That rarely happens, though. You have to be a special kind of asshole to anger an employee so much that their vengeance overrides "I have bills."
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This thread was cool OP, if you deliver in the mid-atlantic you might receive a big fat tip.
Kek, peace out niggers
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>>739119868
Instead, how about just tip your driver well, whether it's one of us in here or not? That'd be cool. Teach your kids why tipping matters, too, while you're at it.
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>>739120175
No kids, but I'll tip nigga. I'll say it's thanks to you, just coz you cool
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actually delivery driver here. i keep all my tips in an excel sheet. blacks tip about $2.05 and whites tip about $4.85. i have had less than 5 deliveries to hispanics or asians.

everyone who tips a standard deviation above the average will get their food first and fast, then tippers over non-tippers.

all non-tipper addresses are documented. they will always have food fucked with. i also run errands while non-tipper food gets cold.

i have two cars. the car i deliver in is left at the store for tax purposes. i write off everything associated with the car.

i end up claiming about 9 dollars an hour to the irs, but my real average hourly wage is about 18 an hour.
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>>739120352
Appreciate ya. Have a good life and may your orders be correct and fresh.
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>>739120370
Oh shit nigger. What are you doing? STFU about tip reporting, yeah?

Appreciate the Excel shit, though. Also, every nontipper gets fucked with? That seems excessive. What about the broke mom with two jobs and well behaved kids in the ghetto who's nice? Her too? Because that's pretty fucked of you if so.
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>>739120370
Autist faggot
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Do you get hungry always smelling the pizza in your car?
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>>739120892
No. I'm about fucking sick of pizza. My wife loves pizza though, so I end up working a 12 hour day to come home and sauce, cheese and top a pizza for her. It's fucking infuriating. But no. I'm done with pizza.
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Bamp
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Have you ever been paid with fake money?
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>>739121502
Why? Are you OP? I've been answering all the driver questions for like 2 hours. Pretty sure OPs long gone. You're welcome to let this die.
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>>739121614
No, but counterfitting does happen. Stores have dealt with it, but we can't take $50s or $100s due to that risk.
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