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I have like 3 full 2 half full piss bottles. what should i do

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I have like 3 full 2 half full piss bottles.
what should i do with them
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Drink up and show tits
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>>739057169
time stamp with piss bottle
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>>739057169
Throw them away
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>>739057169
Faggot.
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>>739057169
yeah, drink them, pour some over your face and show tits
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no you don't
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>>739057169
Enema
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i dont have tits im a boy and here closeup
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Bottle flip them
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>>739057169
cook noodles in the piss
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>>739057169
piss water balloon the first person you see walking outside your window... AND then show tits ;)
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>>739057366
Pour on head
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Throw them away and why tell us? Bottles of piss and not your tits so we don't care.
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>>739057399
Lol, dubs requires it
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>>739057366
show femanin penis
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>>739057169
Mail them to Donald Trump.
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>>739057169
Pour on benis
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send to me
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>>739057550
beah
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>>739057169
why you piss in the bottles?
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People are really doing this ? I always thought it was a joke

How retarded can you be
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Drink them.
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>>739057333
Checked
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>>739057261
She already did dumbass
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>>739057486
hehehehe
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>>739057366
i want to drink them

i want to drink your piss
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It's a puny collection. One of my friends once had 20 some bottles...

I wish I was there, OP. We could drink it together.
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You look so underage
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>>739057169

Show balls
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>>739057712
oh hi do u have kik
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>>739057169
If that urine is clean of drugs and alcohol sell it....... I made a killing for 3 years straight. $100 a bottle
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>>739057169
Pour contents of one half full bottle into the other so you just simply have 4 full bottles.
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post pussy and trow the bottles to someone at the street
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>>739057366
you totally fucked up the date on this one. do you have brain damage
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>>739057884

Rolling for this
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FUCK NIGGERS
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>>739057169
Diana, that you?
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>>739057169
show ur ass bitch
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>>739057169
pour contents of 1 bottle over your foot and post result
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>>739057169

Pour them down the toilet. Then get some manners and stop being a lazy piece of shit Paki and use the fucking bathroom.
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>>739057881
How do you get into doing this?
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Timestamp with bottle cap up your ass
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>>739057169
You're a boy? Fuck off.
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>>739057169

Give yourself an enema with the piss bottles
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You're cute OP
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>>739057169
this is all just a cunning attempt from OP to see if he is passable

in that pic, you are. well done
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sharpie in pooper
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>>739057169
Kill yourself faggot
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>>739058236
Kys
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>>739058211

DUBS DEMAND THIS!
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>>739057169
Why not use a gallon jug? It seems easier than using water bottles. Also 10/10 would breed and/or drink
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>>739057366
>7/17/16
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>>739057366

Why is the piss green?
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>>739058122
The county courts have drug and alcohol programs as another means other than prison. Just need to do some research and find out where they take their UA's. I went up there WITHOUT THE PISS the first time just in case somebody snitched i could talk my way out of it. Find a couple people (same gender) that want it and set it up. They can use a full bottle multiple times, hence their high price.
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>>739057169
>further proof that fags are degenerate

how far away can the fucking toilet be?
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>>739057366
cute af tho
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>>739058451
he takes his b vitamins, good lad
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>>739057169

Show dick or you're a girl
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>>739057366

>Drinking Water
>not even mineral water
>not even vitamin water
>just "drinking" water

Lol what shithole country are you from that "drinking water" comes in bottles?
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Don't care that you're a faggot but at least be a civilized white man and not a dirty brownie. Piss in a toilet.
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>>739058668
Wait I think I know in which countries you can get bottles drinking water. Oh yeah that's right, it's all of them
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>>739058797
think he was refering to the "drinking" beeing mentioned in the name , which is pretty unusual
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>>739058797

In real countries, drinking water comes through the faucet

In shit tier countries with dirty bacterial scum water, drinking water comes in bottles
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>>739058742
>be a civilized white man

He looks mongrelized as fuck. Does that really pass as white in america these days?
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>>739058797
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>>739058211
Checked
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>>739057169
please pour them away and use the toilet in future

and pick up your mess
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>>739058963
I'm in what you would call a real country, I can confirm that drinking water runs in the taps but you can also buy it bottled if you wish to
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>>739057169
can i be your toilet slave (piss and shit, youll never have to walk to the toilet again)

and your foot slave (i bet your feet stink, which is good)
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>>739057169
throw them out, get a haircut and clean your room you degenerate.
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>>739057884
>>739057967
there are now 4 bottles
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Show asshole
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>>739057169
show them to your parents to add to their disappointment in you
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Op here, kik me at sissybitch4cocks to creat a group and put this show on the road
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>>739058000
Checked
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>>739059400
dubs demand you do it op
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S H O W
B E N I S
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>>739059464
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all gone
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>>739059345
Give them to me
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Heat it up, add it to your cereal.
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>>739059345

THANK YOU!
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>>739059806
why?
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>>739059806
Why does every where you stand look like landfill?
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biup
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>>739059806
well done

this is the first step towards becoming a functional human being
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>>739057169
show pussy
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>>739057169
Piss bottles are a thing of the past it's all cum rags nowdays
I have a flash t shirt with at least 6months worth of baby gravy fermentating on it
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>>739058497
Yeah I'm on methadone and had to do this a few times when I relapsed so that my carry doses didn't get taken away. Is never pay 100$ for a bottle but yeah a 600ml bottle could last you like 60 times, no joke.

>I'm clean now
>If anyone cares
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meet people you hate and give them golden showers
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>>739057169
post your BOIPUCCI
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>>739058497
Also the gender don't matter for piss when they're trying for drugs. I've used my ex's piss all the time.
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>>739061703
Yeah i think the minimum was 15ml i believe, don't quote me on that........ I care, that's awesome! Great job, i know how hard it is man, I've been there. Nice
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>>739061703
Nice to hear you're clean
Herion is fucking terrible 'I've witnessed old Freinds lives on gear
I can never understand why anyone takes it tbh
>just seeing user's is enough to put most people off
How did you start?
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come drink the piss on cam for us at
>icanhaz
>chat.
>com/winning
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>>739062011
Apparently it was a problem for a chick to use mine?? She got in trouble for it. Idk what they said exactly but she was pissed at me like i did some shit on purpose.
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>>739057366

>i dont have tits im a boy

4chan™
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>>739062017
Thx bro, and yeah I've gotten away using like half that lol.
>>739062063
For me it started with prescription painkillers because of a dirt bike accident. I was on them for many years and then my doc just cut me off, not sure why, so I went to buying pills off the street (couldn't afford it obviously, so I was starting to go down a bad road). Heroin was never really my thing but I did do it a few times. Preferred pills tho cuz they always consistent.
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>>739062402
These guys were strict as fuck. Keep up the good work, keep on keepin' on
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>>739062171
That's fucked, I wonder what kind of testing they use. I swear I've used female piss lots of times lol, my doc never said a thing.
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>>739062552
Yeah maybe it's cuz I was at a clinic on my own accord and not cause of the courts.
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SEND THEM TO ME SO I CAN DRINK THEM AVON GODDESS
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>>739062565
They had some machine that tested down to a hundredth of a mg on drugs and made sure your piss wasn't diluted and all that. Was the "most advanced machine possible" at the time they said
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>>739062645
Probably so....... We had to pay $15 per test and got tested like 3 times a week
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>>739057169

take a pic of that teddy bear you are holding make sure to get a good shot of between its legs. spread them if possible.
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>>739062402
That sucks man just keep your self clean
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>>739057708
>She

ayy lmaooo
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>>739063163
I do think know what's fucking worse him or your emoji
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>>739063331
what episode was that?
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>>739057712
Fucking hot. Turn me on.
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>>739061703
grats on being clean.

we used to sell our piss as highschoolers to this guy named rod for free hash. we'd get like an eighth of hash for 1 sample of piss it was great.

hope you're doin ok rod.
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>>739063331
https://youtu.be/_pFxgmDfKP4
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>>739062732
Wow that's insane, what country you live in? The US? Here in Canada they use paper strips lmao.
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>>739064472
Yep, Tulsa, Oklahoma
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>>739064050
Kek
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>>739057712
Hunnyyy
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hot
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OP here, gotta go
Here's my kik if you want some occasionally dick pics :3
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>>739067048
Not op.
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>>739067491
yes op
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>>739068310
prove it
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>>739057169
Chug it
Show tits
Show pussy and ass from behind
Sharpie in pooper
Finger in pussy
Suck it after
Write my name on your tits.

Just saving time boys.
What did I miss?
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no one posting their kik is me... look at my timestamp for my kik user hehe. its one word..
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Trow them in someones window.
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Pour it on muslims https://youtu.be/XqS2g5WlMgM
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>>739069024

id kik you but im too shy
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>>739068766
kek
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