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Best greentexts thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Best greentexts thread
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>>739055415
Holy fucking shit

lmao
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>>739055976
This one's a best
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>>739055396
I still can't believe people take this one seriously. The pictures are fake as fucking shit.
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>>739056077
This makes absolutely no fucking sense
What did OP even mean lmao
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a goodie
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Got a ton of these.
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>>739056469
I fucking love that one.
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where is eat all of the eggs? that's a classic.
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>>739056944
ok then
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>>739055334
spoopy
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>>739057084
Personal favorite.
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>>739057126
Based mom if she looks like this tbh
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>>739057943
This is a classic.
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This whole thread has been great. You dumpers are awesome, this is why I lurk
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i have a few.

been looking for the war story from the terrorist point of view. sounds like COD players are americans and kid is in the pic i think
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>>739057084
I miss this particular brand of insanity
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>>739058275
Last one.
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>>739057342
R u fucking retarded or something

Everything about this post..
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>>739057826
fucking lost so hard holy shit
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>>739059599
>That spelling
Back to Tumblr with you anon
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>>739060872
What spelling, u mean a socially accepted norm in typing for a faster and more fluent conversation?

>be gone with you

Ok, so you've answered my question. Thank you

Fucking can't even properly ise a shitty word like 'based', stop trying to fit in with the cool kids
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>>739060872
Wtf is tumblr, i have no clue they had the monopoly on how one types

Also you're a huge faggot
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>>739058401
very funny
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>>739061185
>What spelling, u mean a socially accepted norm in typing for a faster and more fluent conversation?
Nigger, it was socially acceptable back when AIM and T9 texting was still popular. You have a keyboard in front of you, use the mother fucker.
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>>739060839
Goddamn that is fucked.
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Surprised no one posted this yet
>Fucking Chad
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>>739055635
Holy fuck I would have just came inside anon
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>>739056707
Yo, you don't take your aggression out on animals...that's fucked up
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>>739058538
7/10 cause it ain't real
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>>739057211
Holy shit
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>>739055334
Nothing comes close to this.
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>>739063142
That one had me crying tears of laughter first time I saw it
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>>739056707
Not cool dude, oh wait cats? Nah fuck them little feline niggers...feliniggers
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>>739055396
I hope im taking the b8 cuz i feel bad for this guy for real
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Does anyone have the one about the redneck that gets robbed whilst naked and confuses two different sentences and ends up saying something like "Do you want me to fuck you?"

>>739063142
Reminded me of it.
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>>739063529
I think I have it somewhere, please wait
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>>739062827
That greentext was the wildest ride I've seen on 4chan

Holy shit
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>>739063711
Much obliged, good sir.
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>>739056412
>Inb4 Bellair and reeses puff
I missed the old time
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>>739064465
it's one of my favorites aside from tard greentexts
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>>739064467
this one?
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>>739065189
Thanks very much!
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>>739058538
Thx for sharing anon
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>>739066021
Goes to show what disgusting degenerates muslims are.
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>>739067383
Never trust the mudslimes
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>>739067873
Interesting story, a family that lives closeby is muslim, and the old guy a few years back stabbed his brother multiple times (i think about 15) because he disrespected allah when they were drunk or some shit. They also make their 3 YEAR OLD daughter dress up in those fucking rags and worst of all, the mom, the mom makes 1500€ EVERY MONTH (a lot of money if considering minimum wage here is 700€/month and even 1000€ +/month is pretty good money), why does she make that money? Because some bullshit law declares if her hijab or whatever the fuck it's called is made of silk, she gets money for it, nice money too, the nicer the garb the nicer the money.
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>>739068216
Jesus, this is asinine lmao
I tend to think I'm not that racist and fuck it Muslims in places like Indonesia are actually pretty swell !
But most of the arab muslims in Europe and Middle East etc are just so fucking toxic to everything, tribesmen are way more civilized than them when it comes down to it.

I'm just glad that my country and ones similar to it like Tahiti just refuse to let them implant themselves here. Once they tried to build a mosque in Tahiti and the natives just burned the fuck out of it. No muslims there
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>>739068468
Well in certain parts of Serbia like where my grandparents are from, theres a river and one the side the grandparents' house is on, it's all Serbs, not that long ago they'd kill the muslims that would dare come to that side, that's why i love going there.
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>>739068691
Damn, Serbs don't fuck around
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>>739068973
Slavs in general i think are nationalistic by nature, but i think Serbs are definitely among the most nationalist Slavs.
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Dumpin' some of mine
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requesting the one where anon buys his dad a camera and discovers he's a pedo
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>>739069698
lurking for dump
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sorry got distracted
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>>739070394
Holy fuck
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>>739071486
I got a few spoopy ones left
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>>739055596
"starts balling uncontrollably"
What a weird time to shoot hoops
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>>739071599
Hell yeah godspeed anon
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Alright
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I have some
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never forgetti
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>>739065962
>(You)
Kills it
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>>739071872
I saw some spoopy greentext but yours are definitely good
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>>739070394
Channers should just write spoopy novels
I'd read em fuck it they're scarier than what King puts out
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>>739055884
What board is this
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>>739072194
I know right, the greentexts i seen on /k/ or /out/ are waay spookier and genuinely makes me paranoid when i go to the woods
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>>739055415
>And we shared a PIE or too the morning after staying up all night 'studying' as well
bruh
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>>739071872
Oh fuck yeah I remember this one, good shit mate
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>>739066290
Solid read!!!! Fuck you chad
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Some days i wish i didn't read these, most days i wish that i would at least read them during day time
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>>739071808
dude the /x/ archive has so much good shit
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>>739074199
Share some link ? I love this shit cuz greentext had so much more to the story imo
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>>739055939
fucking '05
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>>739075357
Other/ shit was cash
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