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If trips I message my crush

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If trips I message my crush
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deadass ask her out
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>>739038615
what will u message your crush
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tell her you wanna smash her tight pussy lips
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>>739038738
Rolling for this
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If quads you let us do it for you
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>>739038738
unless shes looser than a pair of pancakes slapping together
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>>739038615
Tell her you want to bite her nipple off
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So do it
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ask her if you can fuck her while shes pinned against the wall gasping for air
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tell her you want to pound her pussy so hard she cant walk for a week
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Tell her you want to piss on her
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We wait anon
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>>739038912
Roll
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Say you want to play fuck marry kill with her but only the fucking part
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>>739038912
Rolling for this, too
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Go
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Trips command you to ask to fuck
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You won't do it.
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>>739038738
roll
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>>739038615
Dew it faggot
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>>739038738
rollerino
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K
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333
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tell her you're gay and that you need her help in trying to get with and fuck a guy you know
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555
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say your dick is huge
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you wont
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>>739038912
Rawlin
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>>739038738
Roll
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jews
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>>739039450
roll
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>>739038912
Rerolling
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tell her she ugly
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>>739038615

That's cause you're a bitch. She should message you if you're a man.
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>>739039450
roll 4 this
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You can do it OP
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>>739038615
"I just got my fleshlight lubed up, get the pics rolling!"
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>>739038738

topjoj
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Yeah I'll roll for me to do this
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>>739039450
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>>739039450
this
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>>739038738

J
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ROLLERINo
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>>739038615
Rollerino
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Send her your dick pic
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>>739038615
Quaaaads pls. Someone need them!!
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rol>>739039450
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>>739039877
NOOOOO SO CLOSE
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>>739039888
you fucking idiot
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>>739039888
At least i got trips
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>>739038615
Rolololo
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>>739039888
Got em
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>>739039877
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>>739039930
Its time. Dont cuck us.
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>>739038615
What are you 10? Go talk to her because she is a human being just like any other guy you would talk to. Connect with her, and then sex her up intemetly.
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>>739038615
Pic time
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Dubs decides
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>>739040138
Hi
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>>739040138
Say I have leaked your nudes onto an anime image board and that if you don't get with me I'll leak them to your friends
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>>739040138
Don't do it at 4 am when she's half awake. She trying to sleep.
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>>739040224
Roll
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>>739040138
You, ever since I first saw you all I wanted is you.
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can you please fuck my ass
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>>739040138

I WANT TO FUCK YOUR FAT AND JUICY PUSSY WITH MY MICRO COCK
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>>739040138
If dubs tell her that you would like to perhaps engage in sexual intercourse
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>>739040224
roll
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>>739040285
Rolling for this cheesy ass shit.
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>>739039877
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>>739040224
roll ;)
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>>739040312
ROLL
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>>739040224
roll pt2
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>>739039877
rollllll;ll
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>>739038615
Tell her you are gay
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>>739040138
Send her 2 Babies 1 Fox, entire comic.
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I want you fuck me with a strap on horse dildo while I scream for my dad.
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>>739040138
tell her that you were dared by some faggots over the internet to confess your feelings for her
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>>739040436
Holy shit rolling for this
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Hurry up. Dubs / 5 decides
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>>739039450
roll now
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>>739040138
Tell her you have HIV and you want to spread it
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>>739040436
Re roll>>739040545
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>>739040436
Rolling for this
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>>739040555
awww yis
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>>739039877
relll
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>>739040555
Winrar
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>>739040138
Say "I just have been feeling lonely lately and you seem like a nice person I can talk to. Wanna hang out sometime and get to know eachother?"
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>>739040555
Dubs trips and 5 have spoken
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>>739040138
I've always liked you and i think we should touch butts.
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>>739040545
dat girl don't even like u, it's dead with her bro
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>>739040509
Wait, tell her some faggots on the internets want to fuck your ass because you're such a pussy,
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>>739040633
Winrar
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>>739040790
good job OP
ironically you're now less of a faggot
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>>739040790
>dubs decides
>answers with a trips request
Aight
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What do? Dubs/5 decide what I say
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>>739040790
Tell her you want pegged in the ass by her and mouth fucked by the guy and you need her help.
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>>739040790
I bet she wanted to hear "I kinda like you" but now she has to be so fucked up
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say it's really you and if she actually calls tell her exactly what you texted her by phone
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>>739040984
SHE KNOWS, THE JIG IS UP
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>>739041060
rol
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>>739040984
Say "All bases belong to us"
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>>739041060
roll
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>>739040633
This. IT GOT DUBS.
>Just say you were fucking around. Don't ruin your chance to dive in that pussy anon.
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>>739040984

CALL HER BACK AND PLAY SHADILAY
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>>739041122
double dubs my dudes
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>>739040984
roll this
send her the whole comic
>>739040436
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>>739041193
Re roll
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>>739041122
>>739041060
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tell her you think she's gorgeous and you want to spend time "watching a movie," together asap.
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>>739040138
Dick pic
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>>739041234
Hes too much of a cuck for that.
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>>739040138
I love you
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>>739041122
Already did. She just laughed and hung up.
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>>739040138
I think your a slut
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>>739040436
>>739040545
Reroll for 2 babies one fox, she sounds like a cunt.
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>>739041346
now send her a pic of your dick
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>>739040984
say i love you and want you to cuck me
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>>739041303
True
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>>739041303
Excellent point, and true...
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>>739041497
please I just love him so much and can't stand being away from him
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>>739041497
DICK PIC TIME
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>>739041455
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>>739041708

Say "I'm on nothing, but I'm gonna be on YOU soon."
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>>739041708
Say "im gonna pump your pussy with my seed"
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>>739041757
kek roll
if get then also send a dick pic
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"I wan't mark to give me the zucc"
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>>739041757
Roll
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>>739041757

Roll
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>>739041801
Then send her this
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>>739041757
FUCKING NICE. YOU DESERVE MY ROLL.
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>>739041757
rollinw
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>>739041757
Rawl
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>>739041757
r
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>>739041757
e
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>>739041757
o
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>>739041757
ll
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>>739041757
So many people rolling might as well just do it
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>>739041757
Roll
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>>739041708
>>739041757
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>>739042022
got
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Say I want you to fart in my mouth because I'm all lit up from having diarrhea from spaghetti-o's and cum.
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>>739041708
Say "I'm gay and I love you", roll.
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>>739041757
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>>739042139
Short and sweet
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>>739042022
you know what to do op
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>>739042033
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>>739042261
OH SHIT
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>>739042261
TIME TO DATE HER OP
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>>739042261
Too much escalation in such little time rip
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>>739042261
Dick pic time, give her something to think about.
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>>739042333
TRIPS OF TRUTH
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>>739042261
INVITE HER TO DATE
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>>739042261
Hahahaha now you sound like an assault psycho! Great job cuck!!! Good luck w/that 1 nice
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>>739038615
>>>739042333
>TRIPS OF TRUTH
Dubs reply to trips, this has to be the truth
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>>739042333
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>>739042261
DO IT FOR /B/
DO IT FOR AMERICA
DO IT FOR THE PUSSY
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>>739042366
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I'd see if my knack for accidental trips was a thing, but too late.
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>>739042494
my god
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>>739042494
fucking dumbass, he said TELL to her what I SAID.
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>>739042494
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>>739042494
The hell are you doing OP
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>>739042494

W-what...?
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>>739041757
rollin for this
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>>73904249
ASK HER OUT
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>>739042494
OP, YOUR FUCKING IT UP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BE NORMAL NOW PLEASE. SHES 100/10.
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>>739042655
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IF TRIPS, IT'S HOMICIDE TIME
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Tell her you are sorry for this little escalation and ASK HER OUT
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>>739042655
Winrar?
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>>739042494
Ask her out
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>>739042494
to ram you like a bull on a matador, mi amor.
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>>739042494
Listen to this.
>>739042565
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>>739042494

Send her a dick pic. No arguments.
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>>739042791
Nah it's not even a reply to a message
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>>739042816

rollin for latin lover
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Send a dick pic.
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>>739042494
Ask her out you cuck
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>>739042655
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I think it's over guys.. OP is a dumbass and will fuck this up completely
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>>739042494
i planted a bomb, need your help with something
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>>739042494
Don't send a dick pic, ask her out.
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>>739043023
Ask her out
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>>739043023
Y-YOU BITCH
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>>739043023

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
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Ask her out you dumbass
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>>739043023
can i go watch the movie with you?
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Rolling, "Lets go on a date?"
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>>739043023
Say "you seem to have a good sense of humour, wanna go out ?"
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>>739042822
>>739043111
Alright about to ask her out. Next dubs decides exactly what I say
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>>739043111
Winrar
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>>739043111
nani
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>>739042655
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>>739043189
>>739043095
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>>739043189
okay, its me, dont fuck up op
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send dick pic
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>>739043111
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>>739043023
you confuse me, because i find you so hot and beautiful, im sorry, its late and im a bit dozed but i couldn't keep it
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I took way too much shrooms i dunno
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>>739038615
You shouldn't surprise your sister like that. Fag.
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>>739043211

DO IT WITH THE GIF, FAGGOT OP
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>>739043189

rollin for this! >>739043261
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>>739043305

ahuh

ahuh

so fuhn eee
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>>739043211
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>>739043261
Say this
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>>739043211
God speed
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>>739043261
and add this "i would really like to talk with you in person"
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>>739043095
>>739043211
>>739043305
(1/2)
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>>739043211
epik meem
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>>739043528
You motherfucker.
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>>739043528

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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>>739043528
Fuck you OP, I'm gonna search her and steal it away from you.
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>>739043528
OP is genuinely retarded
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>>739043528
Say "thats gonna happen to your pussy."
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>>739043528

MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
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(2/2)
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>>739043528
You..the real good boy
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>>739043675
You, fucked up now.
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>>739043675
OWWWWWWWAWW SHIIIT NIGGGGAAA HEEE DIDD ITTT
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>>739043675
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>>739043675
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>>739043528
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>>739043675

<==TO BE CONTUNUED=======
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>>739043675
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>>739043817
Newfag, BTFO.
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>>739043675
This is why i go on this board
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>>739043675
oh fuck sorry, wrong chat
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>>739043874
This
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>>739043675
If She sends nudes you know where to post em
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We did it Reddit!
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>>739043874
to what parrots repost the same stupid joke a million times?
to watch OP be a faggot who's using his girlfriends phone while she sleeps to make it look like he's having a conversation with someone other than himself?
...
we all know you come here for the pr0n
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Send her a link to this thread
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>>739043956

AND NOW, THE END IS NEAR-

AND SO I FACE, THE FINAL CURTAIN-
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>>739043956
i just get op a new pussy, now i can kill myself with honor
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>>739043956
Must be nice..
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>>739043956
SEND A LINK TO THIS THREAD
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>>739043956
Tell her: "I can't stop now! I'm gonna do it."
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>>739043956
You and your future wife is fucked up now.
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>>739043956
screenshot this thread, show her tomorrow
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PLS SEND A LINK TO THIS THREAD
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>>739043668
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
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>>739044037
rollin for dis
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>>739040790
KEK
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>>739044037
RERORERO
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>>739043956
Tell her you're serious
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>>739044037
Roll
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>>739044037
Rolling
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>>739043956
Fuck you reddit you fucking bitch SAGE THIS THREAD
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Rolling, say " I'm not on anything right now, but I Really wanted to tell you I've had a crush on you for a while, and I'd very much like to take you out on a date"
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>>739044905
Rolling
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>>739044905
rolling again
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>>739044905
roll
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>>739044989
rolllll
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>>739044905
ROll
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>>739044905
rollllllll
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>>739045050
i shall roll again
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>>73904490 Cx rolli
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>>739045070
rolling agains
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>>739044905
rolll
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>>739044905
Rolling
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>>739044905
I'm not on anything right now, but I Really wanted to tell you I've had a crush on you for a while, and I'd very much like to take you out on a date.
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>>739045111
Winrar
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Trips Boyz
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>>739045143
rollingg
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>>739045111
first ever trips for me ayyyyyyy
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>>739038615
"im such a faggot"
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>>739045070
you're trying to hard anon
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I'm not joking at all, I'm 100% serious on my mothers grave.
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>>739045472
People need love ;(
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>>739040545
She literally doesn't care about you or what Yu have to say hahahah
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>>739045493
roll
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Send her a link to this thread.
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>>739045606
SEND HER THE LINKK
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>>739038615
You're pAthetic
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>>739045606
Roll
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>>739038615
No balls no glory
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>>739045666
three trips in one thread rippp
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>>739045666
satan trips
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>>739045566
Winrar
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>>739045384
Just talk to her in person and stop texting before you ruin your chances
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>>739045749
Yes master
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Op is long gone
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>>739045666
Winraarrrr
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Op you'd better deliver trips and come back
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>>739043027
You wrong. I think she likes his humor.
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>>739045384
just stop it now lad, it aint worth it.
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>>739043728
Deffa
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Dubs and you write "i love you"
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"Dead ass... This'll explain it..."
*Link to THIS thread*
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dont forget to make a thread with conclusion
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>>739046695
> Continue
"TTYL gnight"
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