Are you tough enough to survive end times?
Probably not, but roll any way
First, I drive my ice cream truck to fucking egypt "because all intelligent overlords are interested in massive ancient shit" and break in to the lower catacombs of the pyramid using my cat burglar kit. I meet with the others and then trade my gems for security for my fat wife and I. We laugh and watch the world fall apart together.
Rollin' for nuclear apocalypse...