>smoking a blunt on my back porch
>see something in my backyard
>its a fat neon purple fluffy
>it notices me and woddles to the porch
>dummeh poopeh stoopie stinkeh hoomin!
>dis am smawty's yawd nao!
>gib bestes nummies, ow get FOWEBA SWEEPIES!!!!
>welp, time to get the baseball bat
>dummeh poo poo sniffen hoomin!!
>ge off smawtys yawd! Gib foweba sweepies!!!
>gib smawty nummies!!! GIB SMAWTY NUMM---
>I hit it hard as fuck right on the top of the head
>SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Hewp smawtyheeheeeee
>nu wan...no wan huwtiez!!!!
>its left eyeball is bulging out of its head and its missing a lot of teeth
>hahahahahahaha!!!! You look like glenn from the walking dead! Lmfao
>cough gurgle hewp...smawty...
>I go inside and watch TV. I hear a light scratching at the back door
>I open the door and its the smarty
>what the fuck? Its been 3 hours how are you not dead?
>pwweeeeeaaaassseee mistaahh...Hab wowstest head owies...
>nee hewp...nee huggies
>I go get my gun. I cock it and point it at the smarty
>pweease..neber com on mistahs yawd eber gain...no wan foweba sweepiez...nee wuv...
>nuuuu nuu nuuu!!!!!! SCREEE SCREEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>I blow its head off and its body flails around violently
>it shits and pisses everywhere
>cheeep! Chirp! Chirp! Peep! Squeek!!!
>after I shot her she gave birth to 10 foals..
A cool guy in a thread last night screencapped all of Blue so far, so now I won't have to copy and paste it everytime.
Num num....thwead haf bestest gwassies. Num num num....
Wait how the hell would a fluffy use the internet
>It's clearly based off of 80's WWF
Oh shit that's some retarded shit.
>Hellgremlin Edgelords go home
Depends what kind of zombie we're talking about, but for some reason I'd imagine they'd do well. Abusers get killed off, Zombies probably ignore them or don't hunt them don't hunt them as much, Predators probably get eaten by zombies.
i wrote a story about a zombie fluffy https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/46877
Someone share the comic of the guy who takes the foals eyes abd wings
Canonfag here. Here's the first part of my little project, Fluffy: A Primer.
First, I would like to thank you, the purchaser of Fluffies: A Primer. This has been a passion project of mine for nearly ten years since these biotoys have hit the scene. I had known the moment news broke that someone would need to study these creatures. As a zoologist for twenty-six years, I believe that my expertise is certainly enough to study the physical, psychological, and social aspects of this new species.
If you are picking up this book with somehow zero knowledge of what a fluffy is, first of all, I must ask what corner of the world you are living in. Fluffy ponies, for the uninitiated, are the first in a series of genetically-engineered biological organisms developed by Hasbro Bioengineering (HasBio), a division of Hasbro Toys, Inc.
Fluffies, as they are colloquially referred to, were advertised and cataloged in HasBio documentation as “biotoys.” Biotoys were defined by HasBio during the landmark Supreme Court case HasBio v. Dickinjammer as “genetically engineered and/or modified sentient creatures programmed for the purpose of entertainment and education.” The initial design for these creatures was to bring joy to families while giving children a social, low-maintanence first pet experience.
The above-defined fluffies, as we know, are not what we were unleashed upon the world. Following a break-in to HasBio’s labs by zealous PETA members, the fluffies that escaped the lab or were taken in by PETA were late-model beta prototypes. For this reason, many of the intended design features of fluffies were not fully established, instead leaving the world with mostly complete yet flawed creatures.
Ich schleiche um den Block auf der Suche nach Fluffys
>I do what I normally do.
>have a few drinks, smoke some good weed, play with chocolate
>and watch tv or play video games
>I had just gotten done playing with chocolate and his new toys I bought him
>wuv nuw toyz daddeh
>I have a special surprise for dinner tonight, bud
>gasp! It am sketties wif extwa meateh baws?
>no, something even better
>bettew dan sketties!? Nu way, daddeh!
>the pizza man delivers my stuffed crust pizza
>I show it to chocolate
>his tail wags and his eyes widen
>gasp! Nu-nummeh skeety BWEAD!?
>I give him a slice and he devours it in a few short minutes
>cann I pwease had nother daddeh? Pwetty pweeease. So nummeh
>okay, here you go
>he ate a second and third slice
>buuurp so fuww daddeh. Yummy
>that night fluffy didnt make it to the litter box
>nuuu!!!! Huu huu huuuuuu!...Didn mean tu make bad poopies...
>daddeh gon be so maad.
>I open the door in the morning to let him out
>good morning choc--oh fuck!!!
>theres a Giant shit on the carpet as well as liquid shit all over the carpet all over the walls and somehow on the ceiling
>chocolate hides under his blanket
>pwweease daddeh...didn mean tu make tha bad poopies...huu huu
>shivers and sobs
>it'll take me all god damn day to clean this up!
>I get the sorry stick.
>its a thick long thorn vine with a bunch of thorns
>pwease nu sowwy sticky daddeh...
>chocolate, bend over.
>daddeh..am sowwy..am wewwy weewwwy sowwy. Didn mean da bad messy poppies...it was sketti bwead fault..huu huu
>bend the FUCK over!!!
>wack! Wack! Wack!
>dont! Wack! Ever! Wack! Shit! Wack! On! Wack! The! Wack! Carpet! Wack! Ever! Wack! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
WACK! CRACK! WACK! WACK! WACK!
In spite of their shortcomings, fluffies would become one of the most popular pets in the United States, Canada, and Europe, supplanting traditional pets such as cats and dogs in some communities. Their physical cuteness, ability to verbally communicate and reason on the level of a child, and affordability has attributed to this popularity. Others still see the abundant, quickly-reproducing fluffies in the wild as common pests. Wherever you stand on this issue, dear reader, I hope the Fluffies: A Primer can offer you an unbiased, informative take on the creatures.
Chapter 1: History
Fluffies have been a subject of historical court cases, pop culture, and many other aspects of human life for barely a decade. The first fluffies were not sold in pet stores until April 2051. The story of these small horses begins much further back than the first fluffy sold in a Petsmart, though.
In 2038, Hasbro Toys Inc. announced during a stockholders’ meeting that they would be opening a new division of their company. These division would focus on the research and development of biological toys, with everything from prosthetic peripherals, to true-to-life action figures, to walking, talking pets.
By 2042, it had seemed that Hasbro had all but shut down the division, only funneling money into the projects as a token gesture. Head of the division, Dr. Josef Edlestein, had initially made promises to Hasbro regarding the discovery of techniques that would allow for consumer-level cybernetic implants. However, Dr. Edlestein’s methods were far from the budget-friendliness that was promised.
this guy knows
tho it cant be switched around, poopie babbeh supreme survives to flop another day
With the parent company’s recent downturn, combined with these results, Hasbro was all but done with their HasBio division. It was then that Edlestein turned to a project of one of his senior bioengineers. This man or woman, who remains unnamed to this day, had been using some money to fund the talking project. Taking inspiration from the still-popular Hasbro My Little Pony line of toys, the bioengineer had worked on splicing the genes of ponies and small rodents to create compact, easy to care for pets. Such things had been created before, from micro-cats to teacup poodles. Doing such a thing with a full-sized pony would be an undertaking, but feasible.
Dr. Edlestein brought the proof of concept to the Hasbro board some time in the spring of 2040. It was enough to secure better funding and get the bioengineering lab going at full sail again, but the board lay two stipulations of Edlestein: make them talk, and make them ready to show off in three years.
Poopie floppy baby lives? Yes! Very good. I posted it in that order once and I was told I was wrong
i should have written dubs instead of fluffys
yes, even makes it to adulthood
last he was seen he was abduct-adopted by an abuser
i'm wondering why i'm in this Zwirn when i dont even feel a thing for fluffies
The next three years would prove to be long and busy for HasBio. Some of the bioengineers I had interviewed described the work as grueling, but at the time, it felt like some of the most rewarding time of their life. “Nights, weekends, double shifts….hell, some of us without families even worked through holidays. We were creating goddamn life here, and it was exciting….was.”
With the lead bioengineer being inspired by My Little Pony, the staff jokingly called the in-house research “Project Equestria.” The project continued to use the base formula of equine and rodent genetics. According to those interviewed, the first foal was developed by fall 2043. Not much is known about this first foal, save that it was more of a micro-horse than a modern fluffy pony and that it did not live long. Still, progress was progress.
With the baseline formula developed, the research team then split in two. The first team would handle perfecting the genetics while the new team worked on making the creatures able to talk.
Speaking of poopeh babies living, my WIP "Fluffcino" has a new update with a change in the end. I'm also going to do a panel right above the last one where the reality of her poopeh baby living sets in, before the hysteria
i like the creepy guy, and the fact that floppy fluffy has one blue and one green eye
Thanks guys, let me know if you have any suggestions or ideas for what I should work on after I finish this and my other WIP, Fluffbox 420s
I had an idea for a comic/short story where a person with schizophrenia or bipolar disorder adopts a fluffy, has a psychotic episode during which the fluffy is maimed or killed, and in grief the person commits suicide. Dark as hell, I know.
while I would enjoy reading such a comic, I share all my comics with my fiance and I don't think he'd like to see me do something so dark
with my fiance yes. He's not into the whole fluffy thing but he does like my fluffies
Good to see my screencaps have made it into the drinking well. Uploading them all that first time as a bitch.
Your work is appreciated. Have a happy momma and her babies
I'd assume from the way its bulging is that it's way too small
a sorry box doesn't actually hurt the fluffy physically, only emotionally as they are lead to believe they are bad fluffies, usually as a form of punishment for bad shitting or something of the like. This suffering box inflicts pain on the fluffy.
And then you Artist-kun's Foal Hotel
>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist
I think where she went wrong was not finishing her current spaghetti before trying for more. At least the poopeh baby will receive good nourishment now that the mom will have to only feed it milk
....time to swap out for some hugbox?
But it's fine by the chart used in the story. That what bugs me. It seems rigged from the start for Brownie. I've always hated the obsession with color prejudice in fluffy comics anyhow.