Fluffy thread
>>738989001
this is the first one I've seen today
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>>738989001
Image for microfluffies edition.
>>738989001
good start, post a thumbnail and don't post any other pics
>>738989001
huu huu huu learn how to post
>>738989001
dude you suck
>smoking a blunt on my back porch
>see something in my backyard
>its a fat neon purple fluffy
>it notices me and woddles to the porch
>dummeh poopeh stoopie stinkeh hoomin!
>dis am smawty's yawd nao!
>gib bestes nummies, ow get FOWEBA SWEEPIES!!!!
>welp, time to get the baseball bat
>dummeh poo poo sniffen hoomin!!
>ge off smawtys yawd! Gib foweba sweepies!!!
>gib smawty nummies!!! GIB SMAWTY NUMM---
>FWACK!!!
>I hit it hard as fuck right on the top of the head
>gggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhhhhuuuuhuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SCREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Hewp smawtyheeheeeee
>nu wan...no wan huwtiez!!!!
>its left eyeball is bulging out of its head and its missing a lot of teeth
>hahahahahahaha!!!! You look like glenn from the walking dead! Lmfao
>cough gurgle hewp...smawty...
>fuck you!
>I go inside and watch TV. I hear a light scratching at the back door
>I open the door and its the smarty
>what the fuck? Its been 3 hours how are you not dead?
>pwweeeeeaaaassseee mistaahh...Hab wowstest head owies...
>nee hewp...nee huggies
>pwweeeeeeeheeeheeeesseee
>waaaaaaaaahaaahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
>I go get my gun. I cock it and point it at the smarty
>pweease..neber com on mistahs yawd eber gain...no wan foweba sweepiez...nee wuv...
>nuuuu nuu nuuu!!!!!! SCREEE SCREEEE!!!!!!!!!!
>AM MOMM----
>BRAKOW!!!
>I blow its head off and its body flails around violently
>brrrrrrrrrrrrrphhhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!
>it shits and pisses everywhere
>quueeeeeeef QUEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!!!!
>SPLORRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!!
>cheeep! Chirp! Chirp! Peep! Squeek!!!
>after I shot her she gave birth to 10 foals..
Blue anon here to save the thread
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>>738991236
our lord and savior has arrived.
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i like this one any like it?
>>738991445
That's a bit too flattering
A cool guy in a thread last night screencapped all of Blue so far, so now I won't have to copy and paste it everytime.
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Num num....thwead haf bestest gwassies. Num num num....
>>738992192
Hello again.
>>738992318
Num num....gon haf babbehs...num...
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>>738989777
Godly trips has got the issue sorted.
>>738992376
Do you have an owner?
>>738992710
Num...num? Babbehs! Wub babbehs! Am mummah soon!
>>738992893
Wait how the hell would a fluffy use the internet
>>738993090
Wive hewe....num num....dis soon mummah wand....an gwassies.... bestest gwassies....num num.....
Can someone post 'Blue'?
Hey, anons. Bored and working on a collected work on my own headcanon. Anyone interested in reading?
>>738993374
You know it anon
>>738993494
Just trying to figure out how to post it. It's not exactly a greentext.
>>738993374
go ahead, not much going on right now anyway
>>738993568
That's a weird touchpad placement.
>>738993267
No prob man.
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>>738992547
I never thought I'd see a Borderlands inspired fluffy comic but I am not dissapointed.
>>738994194
>It's clearly based off of 80's WWF
>Borderlands
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>>738994634
I do enjoy a good Fluffy thread.
Hope this helps,
-- Gary
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Intermission
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Tell me my melanochromaritc friend, is Mr. Torgue and tiny tina in WWE?
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>>738995983
Oh shit that's some retarded shit.
>Hellgremlin Edgelords go home
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And that's all of Blue so far.
How would fluffies do in a zombie apocalypse
>>738996749
zombie chow for sure. most are dumb enough to go up to a zombie and ask it for sketties as if it were still human.
>>738996061
The captions should be reversed. Fluffies are social af.
>>738996749
Depends what kind of zombie we're talking about, but for some reason I'd imagine they'd do well. Abusers get killed off, Zombies probably ignore them or don't hunt them don't hunt them as much, Predators probably get eaten by zombies.
>>738996899
Another question, what if their were only zombie fluffies and the virus could not spread to humans?
>>738996517
I would go to Walmart so much to see that little guy.
Are there any Facebook Fluffy groups?
>>738996749
fluffies can't even survive a light drizzle.
What the fuck makes you think they'll do any better in the apocalypse.
>>738996749
i wrote a story about a zombie fluffy https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/46877
>>738997459
breeding rates
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>>738997825
I love the differing styles there
>>738996517
Thanks man
Someone share the comic of the guy who takes the foals eyes abd wings
>>738998119
No problem. Glad people enjoy it.
post wolfram
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>>738998227
you mean Millie?
>>738991236
Hallo Blau.
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why does everyone post this out of order?
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>>738998648
Nyet, cyka blyat
>>738998778
Is that really out of order?
>>738998960
yea
>>738999030
What's the right order then?
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1
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2
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3
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4
3&4 can be changed around i think, both ways work
Carpdime Fluffies really friggin cute
>>738998960
yes, i drew it
Canonfag here. Here's the first part of my little project, Fluffy: A Primer.
First, I would like to thank you, the purchaser of Fluffies: A Primer. This has been a passion project of mine for nearly ten years since these biotoys have hit the scene. I had known the moment news broke that someone would need to study these creatures. As a zoologist for twenty-six years, I believe that my expertise is certainly enough to study the physical, psychological, and social aspects of this new species.
If you are picking up this book with somehow zero knowledge of what a fluffy is, first of all, I must ask what corner of the world you are living in. Fluffy ponies, for the uninitiated, are the first in a series of genetically-engineered biological organisms developed by Hasbro Bioengineering (HasBio), a division of Hasbro Toys, Inc.
Fluffies, as they are colloquially referred to, were advertised and cataloged in HasBio documentation as “biotoys.” Biotoys were defined by HasBio during the landmark Supreme Court case HasBio v. Dickinjammer as “genetically engineered and/or modified sentient creatures programmed for the purpose of entertainment and education.” The initial design for these creatures was to bring joy to families while giving children a social, low-maintanence first pet experience.
The above-defined fluffies, as we know, are not what we were unleashed upon the world. Following a break-in to HasBio’s labs by zealous PETA members, the fluffies that escaped the lab or were taken in by PETA were late-model beta prototypes. For this reason, many of the intended design features of fluffies were not fully established, instead leaving the world with mostly complete yet flawed creatures.
>>738998853
Ich schleiche um den Block auf der Suche nach Fluffys
>>738999834
I know! I would buy so many of them.
>I do what I normally do.
>have a few drinks, smoke some good weed, play with chocolate
>and watch tv or play video games
>I had just gotten done playing with chocolate and his new toys I bought him
>wuv nuw toyz daddeh
>I have a special surprise for dinner tonight, bud
>gasp! It am sketties wif extwa meateh baws?
>no, something even better
>bettew dan sketties!? Nu way, daddeh!
>youll see
>the pizza man delivers my stuffed crust pizza
>I show it to chocolate
>his tail wags and his eyes widen
>gasp! Nu-nummeh skeety BWEAD!?
>I give him a slice and he devours it in a few short minutes
>cann I pwease had nother daddeh? Pwetty pweeease. So nummeh
>okay, here you go
>he ate a second and third slice
>buuurp so fuww daddeh. Yummy
>that night fluffy didnt make it to the litter box
>nuuu!!!! Huu huu huuuuuu!...Didn mean tu make bad poopies...
>daddeh gon be so maad.
>I open the door in the morning to let him out
>good morning choc--oh fuck!!!
>theres a Giant shit on the carpet as well as liquid shit all over the carpet all over the walls and somehow on the ceiling
>chocolate hides under his blanket
>pwweease daddeh...didn mean tu make tha bad poopies...huu huu
>shivers and sobs
>it'll take me all god damn day to clean this up!
>I get the sorry stick.
>its a thick long thorn vine with a bunch of thorns
>pwease nu sowwy sticky daddeh...
>chocolate, bend over.
>daddeh..am sowwy..am wewwy weewwwy sowwy. Didn mean da bad messy poppies...it was sketti bwead fault..huu huu
>bend the FUCK over!!!
>sniffs...otay..
>wack! Wack! Wack!
>dont! Wack! Ever! Wack! Shit! Wack! On! Wack! The! Wack! Carpet! Wack! Ever! Wack! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
WACK! CRACK! WACK! WACK! WACK!
> SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHEEHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>739000100
In spite of their shortcomings, fluffies would become one of the most popular pets in the United States, Canada, and Europe, supplanting traditional pets such as cats and dogs in some communities. Their physical cuteness, ability to verbally communicate and reason on the level of a child, and affordability has attributed to this popularity. Others still see the abundant, quickly-reproducing fluffies in the wild as common pests. Wherever you stand on this issue, dear reader, I hope the Fluffies: A Primer can offer you an unbiased, informative take on the creatures.
>>739000252
Chapter 1: History
Fluffies have been a subject of historical court cases, pop culture, and many other aspects of human life for barely a decade. The first fluffies were not sold in pet stores until April 2051. The story of these small horses begins much further back than the first fluffy sold in a Petsmart, though.
Hasbro Bioengineering
In 2038, Hasbro Toys Inc. announced during a stockholders’ meeting that they would be opening a new division of their company. These division would focus on the research and development of biological toys, with everything from prosthetic peripherals, to true-to-life action figures, to walking, talking pets.
By 2042, it had seemed that Hasbro had all but shut down the division, only funneling money into the projects as a token gesture. Head of the division, Dr. Josef Edlestein, had initially made promises to Hasbro regarding the discovery of techniques that would allow for consumer-level cybernetic implants. However, Dr. Edlestein’s methods were far from the budget-friendliness that was promised.
>>738999716
this guy knows
tho it cant be switched around, poopie babbeh supreme survives to flop another day
>>739000390
With the parent company’s recent downturn, combined with these results, Hasbro was all but done with their HasBio division. It was then that Edlestein turned to a project of one of his senior bioengineers. This man or woman, who remains unnamed to this day, had been using some money to fund the talking project. Taking inspiration from the still-popular Hasbro My Little Pony line of toys, the bioengineer had worked on splicing the genes of ponies and small rodents to create compact, easy to care for pets. Such things had been created before, from micro-cats to teacup poodles. Doing such a thing with a full-sized pony would be an undertaking, but feasible.
Dr. Edlestein brought the proof of concept to the Hasbro board some time in the spring of 2040. It was enough to secure better funding and get the bioengineering lab going at full sail again, but the board lay two stipulations of Edlestein: make them talk, and make them ready to show off in three years.
>>739000434
Poopie floppy baby lives? Yes! Very good. I posted it in that order once and I was told I was wrong
>>739000122
i should have written dubs instead of fluffys
>>739000496
All I have so far. Thought? Comments? Too long? Too boring?
>>739000629
keep going
>>739000571
yes, even makes it to adulthood
last he was seen he was abduct-adopted by an abuser
>>739000967
Poor little bastard....he's a wily one, though. I could see him escaping.
>>739001044
oh yeah, he'll be fine
much more flopping in his future
i have plans for him, i just need to get back to drawing this autistic shit
Sup bois
>>739001223
i'm wondering why i'm in this Zwirn when i dont even feel a thing for fluffies
>>739001593
I think we all felt like that first time.
t. CC1
>>739000496
Project Equestria
The next three years would prove to be long and busy for HasBio. Some of the bioengineers I had interviewed described the work as grueling, but at the time, it felt like some of the most rewarding time of their life. “Nights, weekends, double shifts….hell, some of us without families even worked through holidays. We were creating goddamn life here, and it was exciting….was.”
With the lead bioengineer being inspired by My Little Pony, the staff jokingly called the in-house research “Project Equestria.” The project continued to use the base formula of equine and rodent genetics. According to those interviewed, the first foal was developed by fall 2043. Not much is known about this first foal, save that it was more of a micro-horse than a modern fluffy pony and that it did not live long. Still, progress was progress.
With the baseline formula developed, the research team then split in two. The first team would handle perfecting the genetics while the new team worked on making the creatures able to talk.
>>739002050
is that fucking derpy?
>>739002319
Looks like it.
U all sadists need to die...
>>739002878
never heard that one before
>>738991380
does "wastest" just mean last?
>>739003482
yes
>>739000571
Speaking of poopeh babies living, my WIP "Fluffcino" has a new update with a change in the end. I'm also going to do a panel right above the last one where the reality of her poopeh baby living sets in, before the hysteria
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>>739003731
i love it
>>739003731
That's pretty neat
>>739001056
i like the creepy guy, and the fact that floppy fluffy has one blue and one green eye
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>>739004152
Thanks guys, let me know if you have any suggestions or ideas for what I should work on after I finish this and my other WIP, Fluffbox 420s
>>739005021
I had an idea for a comic/short story where a person with schizophrenia or bipolar disorder adopts a fluffy, has a psychotic episode during which the fluffy is maimed or killed, and in grief the person commits suicide. Dark as hell, I know.
>>739005252
while I would enjoy reading such a comic, I share all my comics with my fiance and I don't think he'd like to see me do something so dark
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>>739006883
you share your fluffy comics with rl people?
>>739007126
with my fiance yes. He's not into the whole fluffy thing but he does like my fluffies
Wtf everyone stopped posting
>>739008060
It's getting late and most likely this threads on page 10
>>739007916
interesting. I've told some of my irl friends about this stuff, but it didn't really interest them.
>>739008878
Rule of one Fluffy: Don't talk about fluffy
>>738993938
Good to see my screencaps have made it into the drinking well. Uploading them all that first time as a bitch.
>>738993821
so... what's the difference between a sorry box and suffering box? what's in there?
>>739009843
Your work is appreciated. Have a happy momma and her babies
>>739010070
nails
>>739010070
I'd assume from the way its bulging is that it's way too small
>>738997588
do these foals EVER grow up before the mares dry up?
>>739010070
think suffering box is so small it forces them to stay standing, with all the isolation that a sorry box offers.
>>739010070
a sorry box doesn't actually hurt the fluffy physically, only emotionally as they are lead to believe they are bad fluffies, usually as a form of punishment for bad shitting or something of the like. This suffering box inflicts pain on the fluffy.
>>738998414
why not jsut use acid?
>>739010659
licencing and expense
>>738998853
lot of good reproduction does huh?
>>739009843
Blue anon here, I appreciate the screencaps. Will probably write some more Blue later tonight.
>>739010874
awesome
>>739010182
that's it?
>>739011138
judging from the pic yeah, though anything that causes pain would suffice, like a tac mat
>>739010557
huh, so its not like a Mengele pressure chamber?
>>739011138
read the other 3 replies to your question
>>739011138
maybe broken glass too
>>739010762
nah, acid is keep and easy to get, its replaced guns in the UK
>>739011360
better... needs to be something more unsettling I feel.
>>739011310
of a low electric current?
>>739011360
And then you Artist-kun's Foal Hotel
every...Single...THREAD
>>739011663
that could work, though i would set it to turn on and off at random intervals
Someone post the link to the new thread when the time comes
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>>739011742
or just fluctuate the voltage.
maybe its just a cheap box that people shoot nails into while the fluffy is in there, hurting it but not killing it there leaving it?
>>739010070
Splinters, lots of splinters
>>739010070
fire ants, spiders or other bugs
Awseface
>Be Awseface, saddest fwuffy ebah. Much heawt hewties. Daddeh said be niceh daddeh, nu buse wike ol' daddeh
>Awseface gu way fwum shewtah wif daddeh, haf many happeh soon thinks.
>Bu daddeh tewws me nu awwowed tu make bad poopies.
>Awseface teww daddeh can du
>Bu Awseface nu can fin' wittawbox, es poofie gone!
>Awseface make bad poopies, nu mean tu! Nu mean tu! Huuuuhuuuhuuu.
>Meanie daddeh gif sowwy stick mow den evah haf felt. Su saddeh.
>Bu Awseface nu think dat daddeh was meanie den. Awseface makie mistake, wight?
>But den, I heaw meanie daddeh tawkie tu fwien
>Daddeh say he take wittawbox tu gif Awseface huwties an make Awseface think be wowstest fwuffy evah.
>Maybe Awseface es wowstest fwuffy evah
>Aftah aww, Awseface makie howsie fiwe
>An daddeh can nu get out of howsie
>Awseface am Awsonist
>>739011827
I always hate this. Poor Spinel....poor rest of those fluffies...
bemp
>>739003731
I think where she went wrong was not finishing her current spaghetti before trying for more. At least the poopeh baby will receive good nourishment now that the mom will have to only feed it milk
>>739008878
Good Lord I hide this like a dark dark secret
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>>739015223
Ditto. I love these little bastards so much, but my fluffy folder is on an encrypted drive.
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>>739015223
naw, all my friend know i'm fucked up, I tell them about all kinds of shit I find here on /b or Encyclopedia Dramatica. i'm upfront with my degeneracy and autism.
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>>739016578
A fluffy fluffy mill midwife and color sorter? This is severely fucked up.
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>>739016578
Fuck fluffy mills....
>>739016635
still not the most fucked up fluffy related thing out there.
>>739016683
Oh what the fuck?! It's not poor Brownie's fault!
>>739016635
>This is beautifully fucked up.
ftfy
>>739016751
I don't find the gore and physical abuse all that fucked up anymore. It's shit like this that perverts fluffy's nature and turns them into helgremlins that really digs at me.
>>739016792
You can fuck right off.
....time to swap out for some hugbox?
>>739016619
Wait, what's wrong with that foal? It's black/gray. By that bullshit chart logic, it's top tier. This is just the mill guy being a prick.
>>739017023
Nah
>>739017258
Yeah.
>>739017196
The color tiers are completely arbitrary considering every different artist basically does their own thing.
>>739017446
Piece of shit mother.
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>>739017457
But it's fine by the chart used in the story. That what bugs me. It seems rigged from the start for Brownie. I've always hated the obsession with color prejudice in fluffy comics anyhow.