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Friend is breaking up with girlfriend, you know how this goes.

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Friend is breaking up with girlfriend, you know how this goes.

Dubs decide what he says.
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>>738962281
You got dubs and u frikin waste?
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are you retarded? You only get dubs if it's at the end
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>>738962370
not dubs newfag
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>>738962109
Roll, someone decide what he says for me if i get dubs
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>>738962370
what? how old are you? and why you're such a moron?
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I went to the doctor yesterday, and it turns our I'm HIV positive. Might wanna get yourself checked. Also, your pussy smells so I'm leaving you for a girl with a clean vagina. Later, gash.
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"I think I want to marry you."
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>>738962740
kek roll
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im tired of ur nasty snatch around my cock im going to get a new bitch cya bitch

talk shit and ill leak ur nudes to ur family
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choke on my two millimeter peter
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blerb
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To be honest, munching on an old shrivelled up dick would excite me more than your bullshit.
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I will have a son with another girl, we should stop seeing each other. Have a nice day
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England is my city
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>>738962370
Moron, kys pls
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>>738962896
roll
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You want some fuck?
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>>738962716
Kek, rerolling
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>>738962966
Winrar
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>>738962716
Roll
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>>738962716
reroll
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>>738962109
Will you marry me!
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i fucking hate you
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>>738962716
And again
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Your pussy stinks and you need to wipe better
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Dubs has decided, will post any replies from this bitch.
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>>738962966
WINRAR, post results
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i like children it wont work out with you and me oldfag
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hey [insert autistic girlfrien's name here], i have recently hooked up with several men during the past few weeks, and i have realized that i am a faggot. an ultra faggot. i have recently been dating a beautiful man on the dl, and we want to make our relationship public. hasta la vista, you autistic flabby sardine.
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your mother is tighter than you
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>>738963204
reroll
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>>738963168
I'm breaking up with you so it's your last chance at this boipussi
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i have to tell you something... i'm gay, so i'm breaking up with you
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Honey, I'm leaving you because I recently discovered that I'm a huge faggot, with an urge to suck dicks.
I hope you'll understand
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I have a animal fetish, with a proclivity of fucking stray cats
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>>738963301
reroll
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>>738962370
Lmfao. Being this new. Lurk moar you fuckin asshat

Rolling for: I've been fucking my dad for 3 months I don't think we should see each other anymore. I'm pretty sure I'm gay
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>>738962966
winrar
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Im cheating you with a 8 inch dick nigger
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>>738963332
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>>738963311
Winrar
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>>738963332
Nice trips
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>>738963311
Winrar
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>>738963311
Winrar
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Did she respond? Update? OP?
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>>738963511
Double winrar
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i had sex with your father, sorry
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Actually OP here, times are different on first post as it was reposted to her, continue with the onslaught. If she doesn't reply, we'll move onto his ex.
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>>738963555
Trips calling dubs calling double dubs
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Guys I'm new to /b/, winrar stands for what?!
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>>738963555
Check'd
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>>738963555
checked

rolling for "i have an unresistable desire to suck niggerdick while taking another up my ass"
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>>738963615
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>>738962740
rolling for this
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>>738963615
lousy b8 m8 rated 0/8
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>>738963653
REROLL GET ME SUM DUBS O GOD OF DUBS

otherwise ur a fag lol
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>>738962109
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Send a dick pic to her with a timestamp
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>>738963894
off by one kms
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Honestly just fuck off now you bitch, you didn't even let me inhale your farts, Killyourself
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>>738963953
Rollin
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>>738962716
This
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I am a member of the taliban
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I know I'm a cuck for this but: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>738962109
I have confirmation ISIS is launching an attack against the whitehouse imminently, i am being held in a basement by several Taliban, they told me send you stupid texts at first but they have left now, please this is serious, my family is being held hostage."
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>>738964561
bump
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>>738964561
bump
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>>738962966

kek
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>>738962109
Bitch I will rape you
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i fingered my butthole but i sprained my finger, how do you do it!?
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>>738963332
Nice quads
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Your penis isn't as big as mine, so pack your shit bitch we're through
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i love you, lets make a baby together, okay? (:
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>>738963332
roll
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im sorry im just really really drunk, got fired today.
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>>738962109
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>>738965077
fugg I meant to put
http://boards.4chan org/b/thread/738962109
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>>738965022

checked
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>>738963555
Triple Winrar
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>>738965022
WINRAR
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Give her one more text, if she doesn't answer, Ex time!
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>>738962740
Roll
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Still want some fuck?
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>>738965022
WINRAR
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>>738965464
Re
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>>738965402

I LOVE YOU OP!!! :DDD
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>>738965511
HOLY FUCKING WINRAR
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I'm sorry, it's just that i want to date girls that have a feminine penis.
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>>738965806

rolling dubs for this one
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>>738965511
RAAAAR
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>>738965806

ROLL!!!!!!
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>>738965511
She better respond
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Ex time, bitch isn't gonna respond I assume.
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Can I share your nudes?
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Hun... I fucked up.... I stabbed then raped my neighbors dog in the hole from the knife... It just felt so good. Like your puss is pretty nice, but this stab hole was just absolutely divine. The dog just sat there and squealed and squirmed in terror and pain and only made it better. I'm sorry, but if you want our relationship to continue, I need to be able to stab you then fuck the wound when ever I want to
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>>738966189
Sorry that was my cousin
Still miss you tho
Come back
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>>738966254
rolling for this shit
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>>738966269
Re
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>>738966288
Winrar!
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I like black cock If you had a cock my bum hole would be yours.
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>>738966254
>>738966288
Winrar!! and may god have mercy on your soul
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OP here, will be back in a few minutes to do stupid bullshit, I wait more dubs
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>>738966254
kek
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>>738966254

BRILLIANT ANON!!!!
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>>738966466
>>738966433
>>738966288
triple winrar on the fucked up post!
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