Friend is breaking up with girlfriend, you know how this goes.
Dubs decide what he says.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and it turns our I'm HIV positive. Might wanna get yourself checked. Also, your pussy smells so I'm leaving you for a girl with a clean vagina. Later, gash.
choke on my two millimeter peter
Dubs has decided, will post any replies from this bitch.
hey [insert autistic girlfrien's name here], i have recently hooked up with several men during the past few weeks, and i have realized that i am a faggot. an ultra faggot. i have recently been dating a beautiful man on the dl, and we want to make our relationship public. hasta la vista, you autistic flabby sardine.
Lmfao. Being this new. Lurk moar you fuckin asshat
Rolling for: I've been fucking my dad for 3 months I don't think we should see each other anymore. I'm pretty sure I'm gay
Actually OP here, times are different on first post as it was reposted to her, continue with the onslaught. If she doesn't reply, we'll move onto his ex.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I know I'm a cuck for this but: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm *** retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I have confirmation ISIS is launching an attack against the whitehouse imminently, i am being held in a basement by several Taliban, they told me send you stupid texts at first but they have left now, please this is serious, my family is being held hostage."
i fingered my butthole but i sprained my finger, how do you do it!?
PAY UP OP
Give her one more text, if she doesn't answer, Ex time!
Hun... I fucked up.... I stabbed then raped my neighbors dog in the hole from the knife... It just felt so good. Like your puss is pretty nice, but this stab hole was just absolutely divine. The dog just sat there and squealed and squirmed in terror and pain and only made it better. I'm sorry, but if you want our relationship to continue, I need to be able to stab you then fuck the wound when ever I want to