Sup /b/, ausfag thread
4018 reporting in.
What's the haps?
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!
Don't you DARE reply directly to me, you subhuman Non-American filth! You are not worthy to directly address me. No American may be spoken to directly by a lesser life form like you Aussiecuck scumbag fucks without express permission. So fucking kill yourselves.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tafe course in retail sales, and I’ve been involved in numerous TV ads with Danoz Direct, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in retail sales and I’m the top TV presenter in the entire Danoz Direct franchise. You are nothing to me but just another consumer. I will charm the fuck out of you with fast talking the likes of which have never been seen before on daytime television, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with putting me on mute or changing the channel? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of TV presenters across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hurricane, maggot. The hurricane spin mop that wipes out the pathetic little bits of shit on your floor. You’re fucking sold, mate. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pop up on over seven channels and that’s just with Danoz Direct. Not only am I extensively trained in retail sales, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Danoz Direct franchise and I will use it to its full extent to make sure you wipe that miserable mess off the face of your kitchen floor, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “kleva” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the full price, including postage and handling you goddamn idiot. I will talk all over you and you will succumb to buying at least two swivel sweepers, You’re fucking calling right now, kiddo.
4209 checking in.
twink looking for other twinks to party. I'm gonna be driving around in a silver car with P plates, flash your lights twice if you're keen, I'll flash them back.
I'll stay near the skatepark with a half pipe to make it easier. leaving in 10-15 minutes.
smoking green in upper coomera. can see the op shop from my house so don't even try and raid me dog.
Glad you fags enjoyed it, its a bit too obscure to post anywhere else but Aussie threads imo
Made it myself btw
Cheney is not dead, he cannot die, he just gets stronger..
Wai 2 incoherent/10
i get it off a dude on the coast now. but i think it was something like 250 - 300 hundo. from the dude at bringabong. legit weight.
the allyboys just chuck a few nugs it till it looks right. wouldnt by an oz off them. maybe a q off them but not a fkn oz no way.
spotted the sheepshagger
permission to engage?
what did you just say about those lefty infested shitholes, better than cairns? more civilised? i don't know who or where you are
but i will find you
and will hit you with my thongs
5118 here, went to Sydney last week... too many gooks and muzzies.
Went to Melbourne last month, reminds me of Back to the future when biff took over 1985...only with more lebs ans muzzies