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Sup /b/, ausfag thread 4018 reporting in. What's the haps?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Sup /b/, ausfag thread

4018 reporting in.

What's the haps?
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>>738946839
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>>738946956
Oi cunt, what's this shit aye?
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>>738946839
How does this make you feel
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>>738947728
hah
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>>738948213
sauce
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>>738949158
That looks like Maroochydore kmart
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>>738946839
Canberra reporting
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>>738946839
What are you drinking my dude
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7000 reporting in
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>>738946839

4014, in bed, Jack Daniels
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>>738946839
4178 reporting in, any interesting happens around the area??
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>>738946839
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD AUSSIECUCK! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!
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>>738946956
No one actually drinks fosters
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>>738951722
>Its more about what it stands for
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4211 chillin smoking some bud
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>>738946839
4350 Reporting in Drugies across the road smacking each other while him smacking cones Hows everyone else ?
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6150 reporting in
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6107 here
Drunk & watching rules of engagement
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>>738954052
Evening. Having a good weekend?
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>>738952699
aye im in coomera lad, also smoking that green
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>>738954421
Fuck off Chris
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>>738954421
haaha ay sweet not too far from me
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>>738954464
idk who this faggot chris is
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>>738946839
4053 reporting
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>>738954509
New zealander here

you faggots are faggots
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Any of you Coomera cunts go to BWS in the area? If you see a cunt with blue hair, ask him for nangs
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>>738951544
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>>738954664
oi for real? I go to dan murphy's but I'll keep an eye out
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>>738954180
Not really, thanks for asking
And you?
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3071 checkin in, just finished work and slammin a can of pale, cunts.
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>>738954617
British Lions kek
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>>738954617
piss off kiwifag

4870 calling in
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4027 boi here just playing lol on a rainy saturday night
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6100 checking in
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>>738954773
Just having a Canadian clubs ad watching archer. Colder than a witches tit
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>>738954700
Don't you DARE reply directly to me, you subhuman Non-American filth! You are not worthy to directly address me. No American may be spoken to directly by a lesser life form like you Aussiecuck scumbag fucks without express permission. So fucking kill yourselves.
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90210 reporting in, just waiting for my kangaroo wife to come home so i can fuck the shit out of it and nutt in the pouch.
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>>738949617
2913 here
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>>738955093
>watching archer.
Oh, you're retarded.. That's kewl.
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>>738949617
I dug another hole
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>>738955118
lol butthurt yanks xDDDDD
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>>738955264
Filling with water?
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>>738955372
probably sting you with postage & handling? not sure what this has to do with anything though.
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>>738955226
Have to put the brain into neutral some how
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>>738955118
Kek
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>>738955497
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my tafe course in retail sales, and I’ve been involved in numerous TV ads with Danoz Direct, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in retail sales and I’m the top TV presenter in the entire Danoz Direct franchise. You are nothing to me but just another consumer. I will charm the fuck out of you with fast talking the likes of which have never been seen before on daytime television, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with putting me on mute or changing the channel? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of TV presenters across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the hurricane, maggot. The hurricane spin mop that wipes out the pathetic little bits of shit on your floor. You’re fucking sold, mate. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pop up on over seven channels and that’s just with Danoz Direct. Not only am I extensively trained in retail sales, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Danoz Direct franchise and I will use it to its full extent to make sure you wipe that miserable mess off the face of your kitchen floor, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “kleva” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the full price, including postage and handling you goddamn idiot. I will talk all over you and you will succumb to buying at least two swivel sweepers, You’re fucking calling right now, kiddo.
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>>738946839
Suck my fucking dick Aussie cunt
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4209 checking in.

twink looking for other twinks to party. I'm gonna be driving around in a silver car with P plates, flash your lights twice if you're keen, I'll flash them back.

I'll stay near the skatepark with a half pipe to make it easier. leaving in 10-15 minutes.
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>>738955655
Aw shiet
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>>738955655
Cunt
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>>738955629
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>>738955797
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>>738955186
>>738949617
2615 here.
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>>738954664
>>738954421
>>738954464
coomera or upper coomera ?
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>>738955857
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>>738955565
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>>738955918
smoking green in upper coomera. can see the op shop from my house so don't even try and raid me dog.
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>>738955629
Fucking trump lovers
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>>738956031
oh hi, i work at the coles there.
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>>738956016
Richie speaks the truth
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>>738955900
murdered anyone lately?
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>>738956105
I am the cooked cunt who comes in with no shoes on occasion to buy your sale desserts
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>>738956315
oh yeah, i know your mum. shes nice.
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>>738956177
Glad you fags enjoyed it, its a bit too obscure to post anywhere else but Aussie threads imo
Made it myself btw
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>>738946839
also 4018, got any weed cunt?
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>>738956556
that explains why its shit and not funny cus that fucker is dead, and little aussie trannies on 4chan didnt grow up this that cunt on nine's wide world of faggot sports
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>>738955765
Found a stick, to stupid to work it out.
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>>738956661
make the 3 hour drive to nimbin you cunt, ask for paul at the bringabong shop at the start of town.
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>>738956691
>getting upset
Cheney is not dead, he cannot die, he just gets stronger..
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>>738956797
nah alleyboys give a better deal
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>>738956291
shut yo kambah arse up
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>>738946839
0408 979 262 text me ya fucken cunt
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>>738956826
choonz choonz mate wots all did then at me mate steves got some sticks with like stuff on it. ya fookin dikead
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>>738956863
But den Mick Taylor will git me
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>>738956838
gutter seedy weed. you fucken tourist.
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>>738956923
Wai 2 incoherent/10
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>>738956992
really??? I've been getting off from them for a few months now, wouldnt reccomend?
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>>738956772
some abo made it
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>>738957027
its hit and miss, mostly miss. like i said the old dude the the gray beard name is paul or some shit,l at bringabong at the start of town.
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>>738957027
youll get a bad batch sooner or later
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>>738954617
Go fuck some sheep, wanker

3126 Reporting in
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5047 reportin'

Drinking Makers Mark and watching foxtel music channel.
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>>738957181
how much for an oz?
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>>738958147
i get it off a dude on the coast now. but i think it was something like 250 - 300 hundo. from the dude at bringabong. legit weight.

the allyboys just chuck a few nugs it till it looks right. wouldnt by an oz off them. maybe a q off them but not a fkn oz no way.
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>>738949296
What I miss?
also 4518 reporting in
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>>738946839
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS
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>>738958505
guy naked and masturbating at a kmart (it was me)
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>>738958655
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>>738958698
was it M'dore? fucking lol
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>>738958945
no, dont even know where that is
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>>738958104
Ayo 5039 here
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sydney adlays?
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>>738956952
Don't trust foreign cunt
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>>738959030
Maroochydore, sunshine coast.
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>>738959136
oh kinda close then
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you fukken druggo...
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G'day cobba

Melbourne reporting in here basically where getting overun down here by niggers running around and stealing shit.
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your all a bunch of fucking aussies
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>>738959650
can confirm, the house next to me got broken into not to long ago lmao

am 3023 btw
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>>738959650
tbf you deserve it for living in dandenong. eastern suburbs are nice and comfy, only chinks and poo in loos out this way
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>>738946839
Sydney and Melbourne are the only 'civilized' cities on the continent, and Tasmania is a fucking nice place but with dumb cuntry plebs
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>>738946839
2069 Best postcode
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>>738946839
cairnsfag reporting
death to the pollies
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>>738946839
ay fellow brisfag 4113 here.
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>>738954617
spotted the sheepshagger
permission to engage?
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>>738954923
o shit 4870 here too
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>>738955118
seems somewhat appropriate
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5011 checking in
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>>738961123
what did you just say about those lefty infested shitholes, better than cairns? more civilised? i don't know who or where you are
but i will find you
and will hit you with my thongs
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>>738961933
jesus, i got to get to bunnings more often
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>>738962785

and kmart

>>738959259
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>>738961123
Lived in Melbourne, Live in Brisbane.
Brisbane is 10x better in literally everyway other than nightlife but thats more of a music choice.
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5118 here, went to Sydney last week... too many gooks and muzzies.
Went to Melbourne last month, reminds me of Back to the future when biff took over 1985...only with more lebs ans muzzies
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3020 SUN WAT SUNSHINE
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>>738963890
Rich cunt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GZgq7sznbOg
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