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Why are dogs better than cats and why cat people are such retards

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Why are dogs better than cats and why cat people are such retards and cucks?
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>>738939857
I have both, what does that make me?
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an animal man
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>>738940296
A faggot that's concerned about what people think of him on an anonymous image board.
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>>738940296
Diverse.
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>>738940296
Schizophrenic.
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Most irrelevant thread ever. But I've said that before on this trash site. Love you OP stay safe
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>>738940580
Worst reply to an irrelevant thread ever, take your thumb out of your butt and go back to your nigger cave.
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>>738940296
A progressive
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>>738939857
But which do you prefer to have sex with
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>>738940580
>irrelevant thread
>/b/
Stay mad cat cuck
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Doggos are the best ! Cats are ugly and lazy
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>>738940822
Thats a good one
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dogs have owners
cats have staff
You have to love an animal that treats you with total contempt. Dogs are so......needy
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Ah huh huh huh huh huh I called him a cuck again I'm so alpha
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>>738939857
>cucks
wants a pet that subordniates because no one else does to you
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>>738939857
/b/ has always had a love of cats
Today is caturday after all
Think about where you're posting
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>>738941149
T.everybody
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>>738939857
Cats react to your moods even better than dogs do. Just because you can't see it, being a dog lover and all, doesn't mean a cat doesn't care about its pet.

And cats are just cooler. I mean the feline is just a badass Hunter. Whereas a dog has to have his friends help him in a fight.

>just hit me, dogs are like niggers when it comes to fighting.
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Cat people don't like the outside because it's easier to poop in one spot inside the house
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>>738939857
Cant tell me you wouldn't trade a dog for a cat like this
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>>738941279
Dogs can be trained to help handicap people and retards.
Dogs can detect drugs and other stuff.
Dogs (sadly) were used in ww to triger the enemy mines.
Dogs Are used for protection and many more things.
>cats are cool because they shit in boxes and hunt mices just like cheetas.
Dogs are better than cats by far PERIOD
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>>738941555
Nice trips but no
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>>738941822
>cats are cool because they shit in boxes and hunt mices just like cheetas.
Nope. if I offered my cat a ltter tray she'd look at me as if to say "What? Do you think I'm a pet?" and then go outside and dig a hole in the neighbours flower-bed to crap in.

Also a domestic cat hunts mice like a tiger, not a cheetah - they are stalk-and-ambush hunters, not out-and-out speed merchants.

You have clearly never been owned by the superior pet
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Only people who haven't owned decently brought up cats think like OP. Cats have a gentler, calmer love, that's wonderful in a very different way.
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>>738941555
I wouldn't
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>>738942097
Like a big dick in your ass. Cat owners a cucks.
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>>738942191
What did cats ever do to you anon?
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>>738942097
You fell for the dog person bait. OP's like this want their animals to be loyal little suck-ups and think that is friend behavior.
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whats wrong with being a slave~
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>>738941822
>Yes
>Why would we.want that
>just goes to show how stupid and gullible dogs are
>grow a pair and get a bob cat, they'll fuck a burglar up, or own a gun
Dogs shit and loss everywhere if you let them, they smell horrible, and they're clumsy as a retarded blonde
>cats don't need to be trained to shit and piss in one place
Cats are just better animals
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>>738942538
>>grow a pair and get a bob cat, they'll fuck a burglar up, or own a gun
Bobcats with guns? Those fuckers have opposable thumbs now?
>The human race is doomed
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>>738942050
You just told me that cats dont hunt mices like chetass but like lions.
Lol dogs are used as hunters too. And are trained as helper for handicap people and blah blah blah. Lol dogs are better that cats period there is no point in debating what cannot be debate.

Nice argument
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>>738942538
T.cuck
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>>738942775
>Lol dogs are used as hunters too.
Yeah, but they have to hunt in packs. They are the animal world equivalent of the street gangs that pick on little old ladies and need their little friends for back-up and support. Get one on it's own and they run away.
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>>738942928
*its
>from nowhere, a surplus and incorrect apostrophe appears. Apologies
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>>738942538
Nice way of saying that cats are practically useless.
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>>738942775
No he said like a tiger, not a lion
>you dun goofed
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>>738942363
Haha and being a fucking cuck and slave to your pet is a love behavior.
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>>738942897
>shows his limited intellect by calling names instead of issuing a rebuttal.

Pathetic fag, bet you're one of them that really 'love' your dog.
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>>738942928
>And hunting small animals is not a nigger tactic.
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>>738943051
Thank you. Lions will preferably hunt in a pride or small groups
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>>738943051
Nice argument you really show them
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>>738943259
I think it might be if you do it in large groups, and all chimp in
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>>738943309
Why, hello new friend, welcome to /b/, we no longer have complimentary soda and 11 year olds for you.
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>>738943362
>Lel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obmt_PkIfBE#t=16m47s
You're a victim of an ancient parasite produced by dogs that has found it's way into human DNA. That's why humans like dogs. "Love" my ass. Use logic first. They're parasitic shit eaters. You're a victim, bitch.
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>>738943309
>the consequences will never be the same
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>>738943230
Lol your reply have nothing of a valid response how you are supposed to be taken srly?
>T.if i speak whit green maybe i will demostrate something even if i still wrong
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I've had both and I can't say I prefer one more than the other.

I think the more kind you are with animals, the more you see their personalities and I've gotta say that cats and dogs love you a hell of a lot. My cat never left my side and if I went away for a week she would meow at my stairs and sleep on my bed, not eating as much yada yada.

I think that expecting the same thing from a cat and a dog is stupid - dogs obviously win the 'I can do this and you can't' test, but when it comes to personalities and affection, I notice absolutely no difference.

Pic related - what I get every morning. Wouldn't trade that shit in.
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>>738943415
>>738943564
>those amazings arguments
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>>738943676
How am I supposed to take your idea of an intellect seriously, when you can't even 'speak' English properly.

I'm not a cuck, dogs are a pathetic animal, they're stupid, clumsy, smelly, annoying little things that shit and eat.

Cats n the other hand are capable of being left alone without a greater chance your house or your stuff being destroyed. Dog owners are.pretentious little twats who have a social cohesion problem and must find an animal companion who requires nearly as much attention as its owner.
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>>738943908
Just no man.
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>>738943896
Op here
The only racional response I got and is from someone that has cats and dogs.
Thanks for telling me your point of view and cute cat you have there.
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cats are for lazy people who don't need friends, dogs are for needy people who don't have friends.
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>>738944349
Because a video of an award winning scientist explaining why your shit is dead wrong, on a fundamental, biological level is so damn "IrraCional". Keep on cucking.
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>>738944116
Lol thanks for the grammar correction.
>cats are better because i can leave them alone and dont put any effort in our ralation because i just feed and he eats.
>I am so bussy whit my life and a dog need the same to take care as another person.
Lol dogs are better period if you cant give a fucking animal some attention then buy a hamster, is should be the same relation as having a cat.
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>>738944349

I also have had a cat and dogs.

Lets be honest, in terms of intelligence its not event a debate. Dogs can actually read your body language and pick up on it like no other animal.

Thats why they can be trained to do crazy stuff and cats cant.

Cats just seem to react to your behaviour, if you arrive that might come greet you if they arent sleeping, they like stuff that radiates heat so they come and seat on your lap, they are silly and that makes them cute, they are super curious and can be entertained by a new empty cardboard box. They take little to no work, they mostly clean themselves and know that they can only shit in their box. Non spayed males are a pain though, they will piss everywhere.

If you are a good owner, dogs will look at you like their alpha. They'll look up to you and they will be fucking loyal. They pick up on your body language like crazy, if you're angry with something, they'll become restless and tense, If you're chill they will be chill. They need a lot more work from you, but its actually more rewarding because they actually understand most of what you say.
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>>738944534
What video are you talking about retard?
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>>738945034
This tbh
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>>738939857
>why all pet owners are such retards and cucks

stop torturing animals for your own psychological comfort
if you want a wolf or lion in your backyard, move to the fucking wilderness
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>>738944881
What have cats ever done to you that you'd act like someone lit the fuse on your tampon, and made you explode with such vitriol towards cats and people who like them?
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>>738944534
Yea sure let me link you to this news that only have information that helps my argument.
https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/zmvebe/scientific-proof-that-dogs-are-better-than-cats
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>>738940580
you know you are a colossal faggot when you come to /b/ expecting to find quality reading, just kill yourself you fucking loser

your life has obviously hit rock bottom
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>>738944881
God you've made some very large and broad assumptions about other people. I wonder what it is that eats away at you and makes it to where you can't be tolerant towards views you don't like, and hostile when others say you're wrong.
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>>738945488
Animal abuse is totally wrong. In what moment i express that cats should be tortured retard.
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>>738942771
Fucking kek

Op your thread sucks but this nigga the real mvp
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>>738945707
stfu and learn 2 english
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>>738941555
I would.
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Never understood this, "Cats are aloof and entitled" shit. I have cats, they don't do that. They actually give me fuckin space. Dogs are far, far too fucking energetic, loud and needy. Lil cat headbutting me or kneading my chest is fine. Gettin jumped on... eh, rather not.

"But you can train em!" Why would I do that? I don't care. If I hunted maybe, but you only have to train a dog to behave and listen to orders cause it needs to be controlled. Cat, not so much.
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>>738945674
Lol you fags havent say anything to show me how im wrong.
Kys
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>>738945800
You must be braindead to find that funny.
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>>738945853
Suck my dick you cat sucker
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>>738939857
I have cats. I hate the fuckers.
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>>738945968
That's because anything we could say you'd just ignore like it was never said.

>plus its just an opinion of each person.

The fact that you think you have to be right about an opinion is fucked up. Opinions and preferences aren't right or wrong on shit like this.

Could you be anymore fedora?
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Lol xD cats sucks doggos are the best "brofist"
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>>738945968
How come you think that was a rebuttal to your statement?
KYS man, Jo'qaun has a higher iq than you.
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Guys with male dogs are gay.

Probably suck each others dicks every night.
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>>738946205
This guy>>738943896
Already give a good and valid argument and i already told he that he was right.
You retards just told me that cats can be left alone.
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>>738939857
because dogs act like autistic children and smell like shit and make messes while being idiotic machines.
cats are calm, cuddly, without being obnoxious hideous beasts.

oh wait.
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A good portion of cat owner are lazy cuck retards that love to suck they own dick. End of thread
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>>738946403
And yet the whole point of that post is lost on you. That's what I find sad, what the other anon said is, also, I just an opinion, it's not fact, it's preferences. And you will take it and be like, "I'm right you're wrong, cuck". Distressingly sad.
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>>738939857
OP I hope you realise that dogs don't actually love you. They pretend to and show the same emotions to you that you show to them to manipulate you. Cats are smarter and independant. They also dont need to go outside with you 3 times a day just to shit.
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>>738946704
HAHAHA he show me that i cant debate on why cats are better than cats because is all preference and still dog can be used on more tasks than cats LOL fucking kys really
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>>738947037
Go back to mexico until you speak english, ese.
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>>738946908
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>738947086
Chuparme un huevo nene
(Because im not in Mexico gringo pende)
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>>738947493
The best of 2 worlds
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>>738947493
best of both worlds
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Pets overall are useless
Cats are easy to have, awhere as dogs require a bit more attention
Since i'm lazy i have a cat
also i can't sit with a great dane in my lap
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>>738939857
The creator that image has never met my cat.
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>>738939857

rename that pic to "males and females.jpg"
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>>738939857
I like to finger my dog's pussy

help me
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>>738939857
May I call you Porkenkilo?
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>>738949248

moar Porco Rosso than Pork & Nkilo
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>>738939857
Studies show that cat people are more intelligent than dog people, so the retards claim is false. No studies yet exist on cucking, so we must also assume that the second statement is false as well until more evidence can be found to support it.
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Honestly I've been thinking about getting a dog for years, it's just that when it dies I think I'd kill myself
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>>738951200
>Studies show that cat people are more intelligent than dog people

>The researchers surveyed 600 college students

I know this is not a serious subject, but why are you even trying if your findings are worthless.

The study that determined introvercy/extrovercy in the subject tested 4500 people so was barely better but at least they did not do it in one place on one age group
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>>738939857
I understand that this is a troll post, but I have 4 cats and 4 dogs so I feel experienced enough to say: cats are not like that. They're sutble creatures.

Also, cats are arguably more manly than dogs.
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