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I caught a lot of mosquitos... dubs decides what I do with them

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I caught a lot of mosquitos... dubs decides what I do with them
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Better shoot
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>>738935831
funnel them into your asshole
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Eat them like cheese balls
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put ur dick in the bottle
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Put them on your dick op
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Dip hand into bottle
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Burn them
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How?
Rolling for setting them on fire.
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>>738935831
>>738935831

Where these in like a honey trap or some shit?

How the fuck, do you have a barrel-sized container of mosquitoes?
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>>738935831
How did you catch them?
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BLEND IT AND CHUG IT
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eat them, cunt.
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Dubs. Put em in a sandwich and eat it.
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Free them in your room while naked and soaked in something sweet
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Stir-Fry.
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>>738936066
WInnar
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eat them
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>>738936066
This!
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>>738935831

Dip tip inside of it
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>>738935831
>>738935978
but they're all dead
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>>738935831
cum on them
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>>738936066
Winrar
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Make a YouTube video eating a handful of them
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how
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>>738936066
Do I need to add some liquid ?
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Put them in a paper-mache thing and toss it at a group of people so it breaks and frees them in the crowd.
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>>738936200
cum
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>>738936198
I'm like Jizzus but with mosquitos
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>>738936200
Your cum.
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https://www.amazon.com/Mosquito-Magnet-MM4200-Patriot-Plus/product-reviews/B01CKLLOXS
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>>738935831
WINRAR
>>738936050
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>>738936200
Yup, milk
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>>738936259
woah we said the same thing
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>>738935978
This
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Record burning them
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>>738936200
Do this
>>738936178
>>738936237
>>738936259
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>>738935831
>>738935831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw
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>>738936274
Thanks for ruining it
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Yeah this girl will bang you if you do.
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>>738935831
cum in it as many times as you can until the jizz reaches the top of the mosquitos
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Grab a handful and eat em
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>>738935831
Crush and snort lines of skeeters


Also how and why do you haave that many goddamn mosquitos?!
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add milk
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OP FUCKING DELIVER!!
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Make a burger patty with them then fry it and eat them in a burger
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OP will surely never deliver
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>>738935831
don't be a fag bro
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Go to cinema with a movie you hate.
Set them free in the darkness.
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I m readying he blender
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>>738936066
>>738936066
>>738936066
Fairly sure op week bitch out
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>>738935956
The very obvious and relevant answer.
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Don't be gay op
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>>738936066
That's a good way to get malaria.
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>>738936939
O shit
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>>738936939
A real hero
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JUST DRINK THEM ALREADY OP
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>>738936939
Oh shit
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>>738936939
Oh shit
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>>738937028
Don't worry buttercup it's just an amazon review he's taking from.
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That looks like marijuana
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Well squiddy, we're waiting.
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please deliver op my night is very boring
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>>738936939
FINALLY
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Op, my body is ready. Please give this unto us.
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You mold them into patties, fry them up and eat them (like the fucking natives do) and then post results otherwise you never visit 4chan again. You cunt.
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>>738936939
Still waitin
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>>738937402
re-roll for basic level of satisfaction
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OP better deliver. I want to see a cum skeeter milkshake drank, tonight.
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>>738936939
f5f5f5f5f5f5
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>>738936066
winrar! Post results or selfban from 4chan, you slimey and gutless little bitch
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>>738936939
God Damnit op the suspense is killing me
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>>738936939
At the very least show us the mosquitos blended
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>>738936939
>me waiting for op
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>>738936279
Do you not know what dubs are?
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>>738936939
Looks like I came in just in time.
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Hurry it up OP... HONK HONK
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>>738936939

Google image search

>0 results
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eat them
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OP

I'm a fraud, I admit it.

Check out someone posted the source (an amazon link) of the pics.

Sorry for disappointing you
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>>738937703
Get every form of STD imaginable up your ass.
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>>738937703
OP YOU LITTLE
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>>738937703
Not the real OP. I have faith.
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>>738936939
I wonder if this is the first skeeter milkshake ever made/consumed....rhis could be history in the making here, its like going into space!
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>>738937703
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>>738937703
I hope that a horde of mosquitoes flies into your room and drains the blood from your dick.
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>>738937703
Today, OP was a fag.
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>>738937703
Die.
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>>738937703
an hero immediately. Why did you waste our time on this bullshit?
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>>738937879
Just look at the link above. Don't lie to yourself, son.
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>>738937703
God Dammit...
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>>738937703
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>>738937703
Dubs wasted for this
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>>738937703
I had hopes on this thread! You prick
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>>738938436
What dubs? There are no dubs here you fucking mongoloid.
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Cover them in cheese and eat them
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Eat them,you can fry them,boil them etc.
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>>738935831
You've done more than The rest of us ever will. Impressive
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>>738936091
They aren't bees you stupid tit, he'd get better results if he just smelled like himself.
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>>738936066
>>738938605
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>>738935831
Put your dick in the jar
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>>738936400
punch
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>>738936222
Checked
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>>738936050
Please share your secrets mosquito wizard.
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>>738936939
Ohshit
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>>738935831
release them and catch moths.
go to the movies, smuggle them in, sit in the back that is CRITICAL. near the end of the movie let them out up near the projection window: they should flock towards the light of the projector, blocking the movie. go complain for a refund.

free movie.
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>>738939527
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>>738939783
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>>738939527
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>>738936279
Its summer alright
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Im brand new and summer posting
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>>738935831
Take a flamable liquid like a parfume and pour it into the jar
Just a bit though you dont want to flood it
And then take a match light it and throw it in there
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set it on fire
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Smoke them in a fat blunt
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Fertilize your plants with them.
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