You may sleep when and only when this thread 404s

>>738933467
Hello Newfriend! Welcome to 4Chan™ the friendliest place on the internet!

I'd recommend for "LTP" (Long Time Posters) that you:

#1: Stop being a libcuck
#2: Drink bleach
#3: Stop posting on the internet now and forever after

Thanks! :D

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>>738933467
It's way passed your bedtime young man

Good morning my dear american anon, i will play your game. Yours truly: yurofag anon

>>738933467
that wouldn't work you would still be able to blink

>>738933467
nigga its 4pm here come at me bro

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>>738935989

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Dump what you have fuck/b/ois

>>738936114
>>738935989
Can someone combine these two?

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>>738935605
how bow now?

f5 so tired

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No sleep

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is it a bird? is it a plane? No! its fucking spiderman!

>>738933982
What the fuck are you doin kid

>>738933467
you cant tell me what to do retard

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sage I guess

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Not like i can sleep anyway...

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>>738933467
HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK...
GOING TO 404 THIS SHIZZZZZZZZZ
ALSO CHECK 'EM

>>738937422
checked
and bumped

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>>738937536

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>>738937536
checked famalampai

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>>738937752

>>738933982
god tier faggot

>>738937778
nice

>>738938987

You know there is some necrophiliac sitting there, looking at this pic, now daydreaming he's getting a zombie handjob.

so close

Nah nigga
Wake up

fuc

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i can't sleep because the internet stranger said i wasn't allowed to

so what... llike 15 mins?

>>738941288
this thread's been up for 2 hours bruh

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Are there actually any autists staying up waiting for this thread to give them permission to sleep?

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>>738933982

>>738933982
9gag radar is off the charts

>>738936817
Anti-sage

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>>738942177
541 am mfw

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fml

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>>738942177
yes

It's almost noon here, so fuck you guys I'm beating this

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It's almost 6 AM and I've gotten no sleep, please for the love of fuck let me roll a 40

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>>738943222
I gotcha

>>738941400
Oh shit son I maybe fucked up then.

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>>738943222
No 40s but my first trips though, nice

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>>738933982
o shit nigger what are you doing

>>738939085
Don't ruin this for me...

>>738943502
Newfag

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Sun's coming up here...

>>738945182
Same

404 already god fucking dammit.

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>>738933467
bump

>>738945652
No, the thread will never 404.

>>738934296
>past
Fucking nigger.

How do I leave a reply but without bumping the thread up?

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>>738946733

No sleep? No worries, got 6 cups of black coffee and almost a fifth of whisky in my belly.
Got work for 6 more hours then I'm off to the pub.

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If these are dubs then I break the spell of this thread and release you all!

If this post ends in dubs, the thread is over.

i woke up a few hours ago so it's fine

>>738947629
Failed have I. Into exile I must go.

>>738947629
reroll

>>738947308
The good old irish whisky "keeper'upper" Risky but pleasant. What job do you have that works doing drunk?

>>738947944
I'm a tourist consultant, doesn't really matter if I slur my words when I talk, my accent hides it.

Well this sucks for all you eveningtards

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You will forget this thread exists and leave in peace

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>Thread posted at 8:30 am
>Is currently 12:30 pm
I don't need to sleep anytime soon :^)

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>>738948222
I will forget this thread exists and leave in peace.

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>>738948222
UHHHH NO. I UH WONT AHHH.

mmmhhhhh OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>738948538
Cool clock anon! Wanna bring it down to the Whitehouse sometime?

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>>738933467

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>>738950111

good thing I just woke up fucking amerifats

>>738951024

it's 2:20pm here, and I'm gonna take my usual 3hrs nap

>>738951024
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD EUROCUCK GARBAGE! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BOARD FOR AMERICANS ONLY FUCKO! TRUMP SIGNED EXECUTIVE DECISIONS BANNING ILLEGAL CYBER IMMIGRATION! YOU CAN NO LONGER DANCE ACROSS OUR VIRTUAL BORDERS AND COMMIT ACTS OF IMMIGRATION TERRORISM! FUCK RIGHT THE HELL OFF BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE COUNTRY'S CYBERSPACE AND STAY OFF AMERICAN WEBSITES!

>>738935989
Kek

>>738933467
Is like to pry some dude I hate eyes open like that then tickle his nose until he sneezes. Just to see what it looks like when someone sneezes with their eyes open.

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It's 15:02 here. I'm busy drinking. Ain't gonna sleep for many, many hours. Gonna keep bumping.

It's 10 AM here and I haven't sleeped yet, let this thread die please

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>>738933982

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>>738953632
Sorry boyo, no sleep yet ya bugger.

>>738933467
K

>>738933467
Bump