Gordon Ramsay/Hell's Kitchen thread.
I need a beef Wellington, and for fucks sake don't overcook it this time!
Blue team what the fuck is that?! That steak looks like ghandis flip flop! START OVER!!
A hungry fuckin kitty cat wouldn't eat that shit! Pick it up blue team or I'm sending you all out of here!!!
Sorry chef. But i cut my hand
Its barley noticeable
Oh for fucks sake, get out of here you pathetic piece of donkey poo
Here's the Pineapple pizza for table 4 chef!
I finished the Noodle Soup with Watermelon Vinagrette chef!
Alright blue team we have a VIP, don't fuck this up. I need a filet mignon medium and I need our lamb dish ASAP
I'm done already chef! I sacrificed cooking it all the way to get it out to the table faster chef! Are you proud of me?
It's clear you've made a mockery of our VIP Guests! Get your ass out there and present it to them! You pathetic donkey!
Which one should I slaughter Chef?
EVERYONE STOP, COME HERE! FEEL THESE! ITS FEELS LIKE THE RUBBER FROM MY FUCKING CAR TIRE! GET OUT ALL OF YOU GET OUT!!!
But I'm not done with the Pizza chef!
But Chef, the fish sandwich hasn't been served yet!
You've got to be fucking kidding me, one more fuck up like that and I will send you home right now you piece of Yankee Doodle Shyte!
Blue Team! YOU ARE ON THE VIRGE OF BEING SENT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IF THE NEXT DISH ISNT MY FILET MIGNON AND LAMB DISH YOU ALL CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE
Guys I figured out how Red Team gets the food out to the tables so fast!
Chef! I've got that baked pasta with a light cheddar pureé for table 6
Chef, I finished the Rolled Beef with Mint Creme for table 5!
THATS IT!!! ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS! GET OUT OF HERE!!
RED TEAM I NEED 4 OF YOU OVER HERE NOW!!!
Okay red team! I need a filet mignon and our special lamb dish for our VIPs at table 4, they've been waiting for a while, I also need a complimentary calimari starter appetizer for them ASAP. Pick it up team!
ITS FUCKING RAW YOU ASSHOLE! ALL OF YOU COME HERE! LOOK AT THIS, I SWEAR IF ANY OF YOU SEND OUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN I WILL RUIN YOU! GET A GRIP!
Chef! I made Breadcrumb-Encrusted Chicken Medallions paired with a secret smokey, spicy, southwestern sauce!
Chef! I've corrected the mistakes on the calimari previously
Cheff Ramley Sire, I hae a beef well-done-ington ready to serve.
I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO ASSHOLES ACTUALLY SENT THIS OUT! BOTH OF YOU FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE! ABSOLUTEY PATHETIC!
Chef, the calamari isn't cooperating!
Sir, I have further improved upon the Calamari design.
Someone posted a Ramsay thread last week and I went on it to say how much I liked him. I didn't even look at the pics to see it was a troll thread and not even Ramsay at all. I don't think I need to tell you I had egg all over my face...
ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT YOURE COOKING! OUR VIPS ARE GOING TO DIE OF FUCKING STARVATION! I NEED THAT FILET MIGNON AND LAMB PLATTER RIGHT NOW! IF I DO NOT RECIEVE THAT IN 10 MINUTES CONSIDER YOURSELVES FINISHED
Chef, the Calamari said it would curse me. Did I not add enough pepper?
Please tell me you didn't send it out without adding the cat?
How's this chef? I tried my best to make a deluxe platter.
Brilliant job Sean! Now where's my lamb platter?!
That baby carrot and potato broth you ordered is coming up sir!
Chicken pesto pasta, i did good right?
Chef! I made your favorite microwaved salad with semen salad dressing
You're going to need a bigger oven than that if you're planning on cooking baby.
WHERES THE LAMB SAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCEEEEE???!!!
I got your sauce coming right up Chef! It just has to brew.
So, uh, chef, not gonna lie, I was going to shit on a piece of toast and throw it at you, but I made several mistakes along the way.
This is the end result.
I released your calamari into the wild, I hope you'll understand.
Congratulations Red Team, Our VIPs left about 30 minutes ago. You all should be ashamed, pathetic, absolutely pathetic! PICK IT UP! I need halibut garnished with seasoned potatoes with a medium 12 oz. sirloin! Cmon red team! PICK IT THE FUCK UP
Ayyyooo, chef, lemme get uhhhh..boneless pizza?
Chef! One of our patrons didsn't like the 20 baked chicken legs! What do I do?
I got this one Chef. As you can see I extracted the bone.
Medium 12 oz. SirLion right here Chef!
Order up, chef, One halibut garnished with seasoned potato and medium 12 oz halibut
excellent work bruh, but where uhhhh, is my 2 liter of coke? don't tell me you shits don't got a 2 liter machine around here, or else I'm boutta call up the food services.
Is Sean the only one fucking working today?! WHAT THE FUCK RED TEAM GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! I still need that 12 oz. Siroin!!!
Chef, I do hope you've prepared the Ratatouille to my specifications. You remember the deal. If I give your restaurant a less than favorable review, it WILL go under, I assure you.
Brilliant work Sean! as for the rest of you, FUCK OFF GET OUT! UPSTAIRS ALL OF YOU!! Sean you can stay, BUT THE REST OF YOU DONKEYS CAN FUCK OFF
Chef Chef I have this new dish that Mr. Long Face would love to try!
Chef the anime characters are complaining about the food.
I need fish and chips and a order of scallops for table 6. Please do not fucking burn the scallops!
I've got your scallops Chef! It's ready for Table 6
Table 6, fish and chips, scallops 5 minutes out chef
Chef the anime characters say the food is so bad that they're flying 400 km north to have a talking cat cook for them.
Alright red team, the quota says I need to present one of you with the coveted black jacket, with this you will be one step closer to defeating Hell's Kitchen, who thinks they deserve to put this on?
I think it should go to the talking cat.
Congratulations Sean! You are the first to go home! FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE ASSHOLE!!!
I don't need this, only thing undercooked are your insults Chef, I ain't getting kicked off, I'm quitting, go make an English breakfast and think about how you'll suffer in my absence Chef
Sean, you seem to have forgotten who I am, let me remind you. I am a world renowned chef with 27 years experience in my respective field, I'm not going to let some American Twat come on my show and try to run my kitchen. You couldn't be a dishwasher in any of my world renowned restaurants located all around the world. I have amassed over 16 Michelin stars in my young career. What have you done Sean? Besides spend 35 minutes making fish and chips and a sirloin? Get the fuck or of my face.