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Gordon Ramsay/Hell's Kitchen thread. I need a beef Wellington,

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Gordon Ramsay/Hell's Kitchen thread.

I need a beef Wellington, and for fucks sake don't overcook it this time!
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>>738916455
Yes chef!
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Yes Chief
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Blue team what the fuck is that?! That steak looks like ghandis flip flop! START OVER!!
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Yes chef
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>>738916455
Chef refired the steak
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>>738917019
A hungry fuckin kitty cat wouldn't eat that shit! Pick it up blue team or I'm sending you all out of here!!!
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Here's the chicken you asked for chef
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>>738917178
Sorry chef. But i cut my hand

Its barley noticeable
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>>738916455
I'm cracking up Chef...
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>>738917423
Oh for fucks sake, get out of here you pathetic piece of donkey poo
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Here's the Pineapple pizza for table 4 chef!
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>>738917637
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Hey chef, I made "Pea" Soup.
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>>738917799
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I finished the Noodle Soup with Watermelon Vinagrette chef!
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Alright blue team we have a VIP, don't fuck this up. I need a filet mignon medium and I need our lamb dish ASAP
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>>738917953
FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE!
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Best fucking thread all day please continue
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>>738918025
I'm done already chef! I sacrificed cooking it all the way to get it out to the table faster chef! Are you proud of me?
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Scallops up Chef:
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>>738918237
It's clear you've made a mockery of our VIP Guests! Get your ass out there and present it to them! You pathetic donkey!
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>>738918025
Which one should I slaughter Chef?
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>>738918239
EVERYONE STOP, COME HERE! FEEL THESE! ITS FEELS LIKE THE RUBBER FROM MY FUCKING CAR TIRE! GET OUT ALL OF YOU GET OUT!!!
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>>738918494
But I'm not done with the Pizza chef!
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>>738918494
But Chef, the fish sandwich hasn't been served yet!
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Blue team! ETA ON THE LAMB DISH!?
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>>738918661
Right here chef!
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>>738918651
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>>738918388
They didn't like it Chef! I KNEW I should have used more Jellybeans...
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Chef, I've got Crab Rangun for the man in the pink suit at table 4
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>>738918856
You've got to be fucking kidding me, one more fuck up like that and I will send you home right now you piece of Yankee Doodle Shyte!
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Blue Team! YOU ARE ON THE VIRGE OF BEING SENT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IF THE NEXT DISH ISNT MY FILET MIGNON AND LAMB DISH YOU ALL CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE
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Chef! Chef! I Taught spaghetti how to fly!
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Guys I figured out how Red Team gets the food out to the tables so fast!
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>>738919348
I think I did it right this time chef.
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>>738919348
Hey Chef, Filet Mignon is just french for "tiny meat" right? I got some tiny meat for ya.
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Chef! I've got that baked pasta with a light cheddar pureƩ for table 6
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Chef, I finished the Rolled Beef with Mint Creme for table 5!
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THATS IT!!! ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF UPSTAIRS! GET OUT OF HERE!!
RED TEAM I NEED 4 OF YOU OVER HERE NOW!!!
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Yes Chef!
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>>738919927
Hello I am of ze Red Team
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Okay red team! I need a filet mignon and our special lamb dish for our VIPs at table 4, they've been waiting for a while, I also need a complimentary calimari starter appetizer for them ASAP. Pick it up team!
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>>738919927
What do you need Chef?
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>>738919927
Chef! I've got a peanut butter pureƩ with a glazed jelly on rye
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>>738920311
Calamari right here Chef!
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>>738920417
ITS FUCKING RAW YOU ASSHOLE! ALL OF YOU COME HERE! LOOK AT THIS, I SWEAR IF ANY OF YOU SEND OUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN I WILL RUIN YOU! GET A GRIP!
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Chef! I made Breadcrumb-Encrusted Chicken Medallions paired with a secret smokey, spicy, southwestern sauce!
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>>738920614
Chef! I've corrected the mistakes on the calimari previously
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Chef! I made a Smoked Salmon Foie Gras!
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Cheff Ramley Sire, I hae a beef well-done-ington ready to serve.
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>>738920893
>>738920843
I SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO ASSHOLES ACTUALLY SENT THIS OUT! BOTH OF YOU FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE! ABSOLUTEY PATHETIC!
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>>738921087
Chef, give me one more chance, I know I can fix this
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>>738920311
Chef, the calamari isn't cooperating!
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>>738921087
Sir, I have further improved upon the Calamari design.
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I can't believe I never watched Gordon Ramsay until a few weeks ago. Guy's fantastic.
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Someone posted a Ramsay thread last week and I went on it to say how much I liked him. I didn't even look at the pics to see it was a troll thread and not even Ramsay at all. I don't think I need to tell you I had egg all over my face...
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>>738921299
Oh that's nothin son.
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>>738921169
>>738921170
>>738921061
>>738920893
>>738920843
>>738920780
ALL OF YOU STOP WHAT YOURE COOKING! OUR VIPS ARE GOING TO DIE OF FUCKING STARVATION! I NEED THAT FILET MIGNON AND LAMB PLATTER RIGHT NOW! IF I DO NOT RECIEVE THAT IN 10 MINUTES CONSIDER YOURSELVES FINISHED
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>>738921435
Chef, the Calamari said it would curse me. Did I not add enough pepper?
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>>738920357
Please tell me you didn't send it out without adding the cat?
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>>738921435
Filet mignon chef
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How's this chef? I tried my best to make a deluxe platter.
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>>738921877
Did you remember to activate those almonds?
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>>738921801
Brilliant job Sean! Now where's my lamb platter?!
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>>738921933
Of course!
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>>738921435
Here that Lamb Platter as well chef
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That baby carrot and potato broth you ordered is coming up sir!
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>>738922047
I bet if I ate enough lifesavers I could make some Mint Jelly to go with it.
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Chicken pesto pasta, i did good right?
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>>738916455

Chef! I made your favorite microwaved salad with semen salad dressing
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>>738922047
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!!!?!!
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>>738922142
You're going to need a bigger oven than that if you're planning on cooking baby.
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>>738922215
Right here chef!
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>>738922047
>>738922012
>>738921957
>>738922201
>>738922184
>>738922206
WHERES THE LAMB SAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCEEEEE???!!!
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>>738922319
I got your sauce coming right up Chef! It just has to brew.
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here chef i tried really hard chef
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>>738916455
So, uh, chef, not gonna lie, I was going to shit on a piece of toast and throw it at you, but I made several mistakes along the way.

This is the end result.
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>>738922319
Chef! Our Chinese patron just ordered dog! What do we do?
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>>738922386
>eating dry cereal
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>>738922319
Right here chef!
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>>738922449
Charge him extra.
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>>738920843
I released your calamari into the wild, I hope you'll understand.
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>>738922485
Congratulations Red Team, Our VIPs left about 30 minutes ago. You all should be ashamed, pathetic, absolutely pathetic! PICK IT UP! I need halibut garnished with seasoned potatoes with a medium 12 oz. sirloin! Cmon red team! PICK IT THE FUCK UP
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>>738922708
Ayyyooo, chef, lemme get uhhhh..boneless pizza?
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>>738922319
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>738922708
Chef! One of our patrons didsn't like the 20 baked chicken legs! What do I do?
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>>738922782
I got this one Chef. As you can see I extracted the bone.
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>>738918558
clearly this is a steering wheel made of pepperoni
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>>738922708
Medium 12 oz. SirLion right here Chef!
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>>738922708

Order up, chef, One halibut garnished with seasoned potato and medium 12 oz halibut
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>>738922708
Here's your Halibut chef
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>>738922985
Its a long commute and I get hungry.
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>>738922880
excellent work bruh, but where uhhhh, is my 2 liter of coke? don't tell me you shits don't got a 2 liter machine around here, or else I'm boutta call up the food services.
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>>738923198
Sorry sir we only serve Pepsi products.
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>adult roll-playing thread
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>>738923083
"o-officer i swear im not high"
>peels off pepperoni and eats it
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>>738923432
Sir the spray paint goes IN your mouth. I spent 20 minutes flambeing that can...
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>>738923065
Is Sean the only one fucking working today?! WHAT THE FUCK RED TEAM GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!! I still need that 12 oz. Siroin!!!
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>>738922797
FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE!!!
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>>738923616
Sirloin Chef
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>>738923616
Chef, I do hope you've prepared the Ratatouille to my specifications. You remember the deal. If I give your restaurant a less than favorable review, it WILL go under, I assure you.
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>>738923812
Brilliant work Sean! as for the rest of you, FUCK OFF GET OUT! UPSTAIRS ALL OF YOU!! Sean you can stay, BUT THE REST OF YOU DONKEYS CAN FUCK OFF
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>>738923949
Chef Chef I have this new dish that Mr. Long Face would love to try!
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>>738924122
Any other orders needed chef?
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>>738923949
Is that so? Waiter! One Second, can you please assist Mr. Dickhead here in inserting the ratatouille in his asshole, ask him if he prefers it whole or diced.
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>>738924122
Chef the anime characters are complaining about the food.
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I need fish and chips and a order of scallops for table 6. Please do not fucking burn the scallops!
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>>738924449
I SAID CUBED, THROW IT AWAY AND START OVER
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>>738924645
I got the chips Chef!
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>>738924645
I've got your scallops Chef! It's ready for Table 6
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>>738924645
Table 6, fish and chips, scallops 5 minutes out chef
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Toilet brush reporting for duty chef!
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>>738924645
Got your scallops Chef!
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>>738924853
GET A GRIP!!!
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>>738918856
Fucking lol
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>>738925082
Scallops table 6 chef
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>>738924877
Fuck me that looks boring. Even for a home cook
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>>738925082
kek
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>>738924645
Chef the anime characters say the food is so bad that they're flying 400 km north to have a talking cat cook for them.
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>>738925550
>>738925247
>>738924953
>>738924877
Alright red team, the quota says I need to present one of you with the coveted black jacket, with this you will be one step closer to defeating Hell's Kitchen, who thinks they deserve to put this on?
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>>738925808
Well considering I'm 2 of those people, and Sean, I think do chef
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>>738925808
I think it should go to the talking cat.
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Congratulations Sean! You are the first to go home! FUCK OFF GET OUT OF HERE ASSHOLE!!!
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>>738926350
You know what chef, after all I've done, why don't you let me run the kitchen, I would certainly do better than you
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>>738926502
>>738926350
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>Sees Red team fucking up
"ITs fOOkiN RaW"
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>>738927242
I don't need this, only thing undercooked are your insults Chef, I ain't getting kicked off, I'm quitting, go make an English breakfast and think about how you'll suffer in my absence Chef
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>>738927526
Sean, you seem to have forgotten who I am, let me remind you. I am a world renowned chef with 27 years experience in my respective field, I'm not going to let some American Twat come on my show and try to run my kitchen. You couldn't be a dishwasher in any of my world renowned restaurants located all around the world. I have amassed over 16 Michelin stars in my young career. What have you done Sean? Besides spend 35 minutes making fish and chips and a sirloin? Get the fuck or of my face.
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>>738928091
Believe me, the quicker I get away from your face, the better, you talk about how messed the food in the kitchen is, obviously you've never looked in a mirror
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>>738928091
In all seriousness tho, thx man, you've made my night, I wish other threads were this fun.
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>>738928272
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this is a good thread
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>>738928506
OP Here, thanks for being a good sport, hell of a thread. Will be back some time next week with more Gordon Ramsey Gold.
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>>738928636
I better go collect some more food pics, I was having so much fun I blew threw almost 3/4s my collection. Looks like I finally get to rewatch Food Wars.
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>>738928636
Thanks, I'll keep an eye out, peace
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