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/scp/ thread >Last 3 digits are the scp you are stuck with,

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>Last 3 digits are the scp you are stuck with, how fucked are you?
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Real fucked
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>>738910135
Whatever IT is, I'm fucking it.
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Dead
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>>738910691
rerolling
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Can I fuck the scp?
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Rollerino
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>>738910135
xd
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seth rollins
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>>738911029
so I got myself a homicidal black waifu
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Will report what I got
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>>738910834
rerolling because sharpie in pooper is not appealing..
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Pssht, I could take it.
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Shit
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>>738910135
i'll fap to mine
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>>738910988
Rerollerino
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123
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Anything but 682 or 004 plz
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ok
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>>738910135
Rollorino
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Scp rollerino
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>>738913325
It's a fucking detergent that works better than the rest, but wearing anything washed in it will make me want to "clean myself to death".
>I'm fucked
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>>738913409
if anyone gets 500, can i borrow?
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Plz gimme the 420
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need500
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>>738910135
I wan die anyway
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>>738913767
It's a series of photographs that portray a first-person story, when you read the second last one you die and you body appears mutilated in the last one.
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reroll
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>>738913982
Reroll
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>>738914070
>SCP-070 appears to be a human male of Native American
REROLL PLEASE
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>>738914124
A plot of soil that makes everything planted in it better :D.

But it was found in detroit.

I don't know how to feel.
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Rollerinoo
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rolle
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>>738914173
YOU'RE FUKKED KID ALSO ROLL
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Reroll
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HARAOLL
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>>738914314
DEAR GOD IT'S EVEN WORSE?
REROLL PLEASE
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>>738910135
they will be crying when I'm done with them
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reroll
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>>738910135
Roll
I mean how bad could it be last time i got a simple ole cat
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Roll for haunted fleshlight
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>>738910135
roll
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>>738914458
HECK YEA INFINITE PIZZA BOX!
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Rerollin
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ROLL
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lloR
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Creepy as fuck lets roll
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001
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Ill be fine.
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>>738914486
Ayyy I got a 29yr old woman
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001\
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>>738910135
Rolli
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>>738914608
Hey, I am.
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Prolly fucked
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Eh why not.
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>>738910135
Raoul
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>>738914509
A wooden sauna that produces thick clouds of smoke when connected to an electrical source, after 115 minutes, anyone inside disappears and is replaced by pig carcasses.
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>>738914582
I literally got a reaction meme
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>>738914506
Fucken nice
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>>738910135
I want to die
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>not reading the wiki to make shere how to contain and or fight the scp
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>>738914399
Nah, that's not bad, it isn't even a painful death, it's instant.
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Tell me im pretty
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>>738914875
Fuck it, one more reroll
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>>738914811
>I got my waifu
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Fuck it roll
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>>738914942
so this guy just gets to sit by a machine... lucky
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>>738914995
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-995

Fucking hell. A god damned man eating super fungus.
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>>738915013
A pack of fags that make me think i'm a woman.
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>>738915100
Reroll
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lets go
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>>738915149
Well shit.
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>>738915024
guess you are doing it with them with the gameshow of death...

also rolling
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>>738914780
Diamond type thing that grows the closest idea of a plant & I got roses tattoos, but Bud is bountiful??
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>>738914999
A blob of peanut butter like slime, about the size of a beanbag chair. The happiest blob of slime :)
I'll take it.
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i forgot about scps hope im the haunted porn vhs
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>>738910135
Roll
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As long as I don't get SCP-029
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>>738915055
Rerolling cause it doesn't exist
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reroll because i love these
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We'll see
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Rollrino
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lets go
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>>738910135
Roll
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>>738915560
Item #: SCP-560

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-560 is to be kept on a Foundation archival-quality optical storage medium at least ███ GB in size. This medium should be accessed at least once per month using the stand-alone desktop computer within SCP-560's containment unit. After the computer ceases to function, the medium should be placed in a shock-proof case, specification ███-██-████. Pursuant to Foundation secure-wipe protocols, the blank drive should be discarded through civilian avenues and replaced with a wipe-ready drive from Site-██ Research. Testing on workstations with any network access or removable media other than SCP-560's storage unit is prohibited by Level 4 order.

Description: SCP-560 is a single digital lifeform of indeterminate origin. Viewed through a binary or hex editor, SCP-560 appears as a pattern of bits which travels through the data structure of the storage medium it occupies. Analysis of SCP-560's bit structure is ongoing.

SCP-560 behaves similarly to certain kinds of malicious software. Before the Foundation's discovery of the lifeform in ████, amateur researchers on the █████████ message boards had discovered a pattern in appearances of the creature's spent data, attributing it to a particularly prolific virus. Rather than administer amnesiacs, Foundation personnel removed SCP-560 and allowed the board to continue their project. The message board recently celebrated the ██th anniversary of investigation into SCP-560.
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>>738910135
lets see...
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>>738910135
please not keter
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>>738915648
Lol 648 is a maze
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>>738915736
rerolling cause its just a fucking moons orbit
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>>738915774
Description:SCP-648 is a hidden entrance of the ███████ █████ hedge maze near [DATA EXPUNGED]. Although no official record of this entrance exists, evidence suggests that SCP-648 was incorporated into the hedge maze shortly after its construction.

When subjects enter the maze via SCP-648, they are displaced to what appears to be an extradimensional space separate from the real maze. So far, several anomalous properties have been observed:

The maze behind SCP-648 blocks all radio transmissions, preventing communication or remote recordings of the inside of the maze.The maze behind SCP-648 has a size inconsistent with the ███████ █████ hedge maze. Manned exploration attempts have explored over 14 square kilometers of maze without reaching any exit or edge to the maze.The topography and layout of the alternate maze occasionally shifts, with the time between each shift completely unpredictable. The lower time limit of these shifts is approximately 5 days, and the maze has lasted for as long as 50 days without noticeable shifting. These shifts can cut off exit from the maze, trapping personnel inside.The maze is in a perpetual state of twilight, with no discernible sun, moon, stars, or other celestial references. The maze is also shrouded with a constant fog that reduces visibility to less than 10-20 meters.Exploration teams have encountered living creatures within the maze at distances of greater than 2 kilometers from the entrance. These creatures appear to be [DATA EXPUNGED] and have proven to be extremely dangerous, and as such all teams should try to avoid them if at all possible.
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idk
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>>738915881
Sounds like a good plot for an scp game. Also rollio polio.
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ROLLING!!
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>>738910135
Reroll
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>>738915879
rip me, basically a 26m long whale that has mind control pheromones that will cause me to walk up to it and be absorbed
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>>738910135
ye
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>>738915714
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>>738916200
>However, in its current state it poses no threat.
I'm bretty gud i'd say.
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>>738915386
>As long as I don't get SCP-029
>not wanting her to be enslaved by her
>not want her to strangle you as hse reides your dick
Shiggy
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Rolling in the deep
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>>738916172
Lol 172 is a harmless engineering robot that looks like a human.
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>>738910135
roll
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>>738916486
>that whole post
Well fuck me I'm not even drink
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Interesting.

Come on, Iris...
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>>738910135
rollio pollio
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Reroll
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nlkj
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rigamarolled
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rollolol
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>>738910135
Fucked deeply
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FuckED
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>>738917204
I got a keter
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rollerino
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>>738917111
fuckin dragon snails...not fucked enough...reroll
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>>738917429
FUCKIN GIVE ME DEATH
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Roll
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Mmm?
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>>738917620
Got a safe clock with a smiley face on it
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>>738910135
rolling
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rrooll
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>anything but 076
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>>738910135
rerolllll
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>>738910135
Reroll
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8uddg
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Can I Fuck it?
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>>738918219
219 would give me god powers
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>>738918410
Fuck that dude reroll
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Les a roll
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testing
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Have mercy
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Wat the fuck
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I'm rolling this shit
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>>738918640
Shit, I'm dead
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Got 820, I'm getting high off bugs
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>>738918640
SCP 640 is potentially invisible spots of light that feed on human flesh
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>>738918666
checkd those satan trips
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>>738918640
clearly spotted at the london highrise a few weeks ago.
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Limp Bizkit
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rollin for dick
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>>738919037
shit i can't fuck a star
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>>738910135
Very fucked
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>>738910135
memres
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>>738910135
Le roll
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>>738919414
>>SCP-414 primarily affects individuals under the NEET demographic

fuck
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>>738910135
>>738910135
jinnj jnkkjkj
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wish mine fucked me
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adaw
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>>738910135
well shit
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Roll for dick
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>>738922997
nvm http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-997
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>>738910135
Lets roll this shit.
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>>738910135
oh shit oh shit
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R o l l
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>>738923120
Oh nice, I got the teleport pool.
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oh lord i wanna go
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>>738923152
This is acceptable
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>>738923015
Reroll not fucked enough
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>>738910135
Roll
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K
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Niggeroll
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>>738923511
Basement Cat

I am ok with this
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roll daddy~~~
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Role
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>>738910135
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>>738919964
Probably for the best
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OOH Yeah!
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fucked no matter what, lets see
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last one i got was boring, roll
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lets find out
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>>738910135
Roll
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>>738910135
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Imma rollin dis shit only once
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>>738925500
Considering the options, a can of magical healing pills doesn't sound too bad.
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>>738925330
rr
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>>738926797
reroll??
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Roll for sexable monster
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>>738910135
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO
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>>738910135
Rollin' for the pizza box
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>>738910135
Roll
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>>738910135
dfgdfsgdsfgfgsfgsfdgsdgsdfdfgsdf
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>>738910135
Rolling for cute scp waifu
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>>738910135
>Trilling
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Am I fucking dead?
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Roll for sex machine
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rolling for some fucked shit
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>>738910135
rollllllllll
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>>738910135
Here's hoping it is something that's pleasant to have intercourse with.
NOT THE TURMOR EATING CANCER RATS PLZ!
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>>738910135
hmmm
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Very Fucked
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not much
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>>738910135
rolling again
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YEET
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awodbngw
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>>738910135
hoping for 420
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Fucked?
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Not a problem
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>>738910135
I am not sure if you have seen the previous email I sent to the person who was on your team and I was wondering if you could give me some more information on what I need to do for my application
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lets just C then
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please not 329
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>>738932848
I am not sure what to do with the yard and I am not sure how to get it to be the same as it was for the swelling of the universe
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rawlin

also checkin my 4 digit SCP if i can
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>>738910135
nigger nigger
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>>738910135
Dunno. Let's see.
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Rollerino
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Fucked hard I'm sure.
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Kkkkkkk
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>>738935268
This is sad but it reflects my life
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Rollin' for my life
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roll
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What do i get to fuck today
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Rollll
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>>738910135
Let this roll be a lucky roll.
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>>738914173
This poor fucker
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