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ITT describe video games poorly
Last thread died

>Be detective
>Solve mysteries
>Kid that died in the past is now mad at you
>Teach kid a lesson
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>>738884106
another hint?
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>>738884106
Not a gaem but sounds like the plot to The 6th Sense
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>>738884441
>City you are in is fucked
>Crime everywhere
>>
>>738884668
>everywhere
Gta?
>>
>>738884783
No
>>
>Steal shit with friends
>Wear cool mask
>Sick ass soundtrack
>Fix shitty drill
>Dropkicked by night vision dude
>Don't act dumb
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>>738884106
>ITT describe video games poorly
Visual and auditory simulation that makes you think in order to escape the dark reality in front of you with an addiction rate higher than heroin and meth put together, sold by the Jews to set back the youth in the age of information.
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>>738884840
Manhunt
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>>738884869
Shillday
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>puzzle parkour
>shoot people
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>>738884869
payday
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>atlas shrugged with guns
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>>738884976
Mirrors edge?
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>>738884976
mirrors edge?
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>>738884106
I dont know... i'll do the oposite and do a good description of the game you have to guess

> wake up
> girl hints you have some kind of power
> discover you can deflect bullets with a shield made of blue transparent hexagonals
> you can also jump very high
> girl appears back and then you jump to the past
> discover that you are actually from the past
> you are traped in a pendulum effect in which you jump forward and backwards in time til you get to a stable point in your actual time
> you defeat bad guy because the pendulum effect saves you three times and each time you get to fight him

Thats it almost the whole plot.. any guesses?
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>>738884869
Spongebob square pants creature from the krusty krab?
>>
>>738884890
No
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>>738884991
>describe video games poorly
That's an exact description of Bioshock, genius
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>running for hours
>kill a nigger for beans
>>
>>738885044
Bioshock?
>>
>>738885033
>>738885016
keep guessing
>>
NO ONE is gonna get this one


>Blade Runner with a blue chicken-shaped robot sidekick

I'll post the title screen in ten minutes.
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>>738885218
Nope
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>>738884106
Murdered: soul suspect
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>>738884106
Murdered: Soul Suspect
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>be god
>get killed by other gods
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>>738885452
Beat ya bitch
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>>738885427
>>738885452
No
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>>738885598
god of war
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>>738885630
Typing on my phone, in bed, stopped to scratch my nose... motherfucker...

Great game though.
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>>738884106
Heavy Rain?
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>praying mantis disease kills people
>hang out with a gay guy and two niggers for a while
>be put in danger because of your dying smuggler friend's last wish
>>
>>738885672
Nice try but Kratos wasn't a god
>>
>>738885325
beneath a steel sky?
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>>738885325
blade runner
>>
>>738885781
damn
>>
>>738885780
Last of us
>>
>>738885044
quantum break
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>>738885815
Ooh, you're in the right ballpark, but that's not what I'm thinking of! Thanks for reminding me I need to finish Steel Sky...

Creator's initials are H K
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>>738885781
Was about to say "He was in GoW2", but he became mortal when he put his powers into the sword...
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>>738885732
Story was good tbh. Gamelan was none existent. Only got it as it was free on xbox last month.

And I'm also in bed on mobile. gg lol
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>>738885897
damn, what gave it away?
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>>738885963
gay guy only 2 black people
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>>738884106
max payne
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>>738885775
No
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>>738885325
One minute left on this one!
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>tsundere waifu
>loli gets heart ripped out
>future me wants to an hero
>fucking swords everywhere
>>
>>738886028
No
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>>738885946
wait... its not as simple as mgs is it?
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>5v5 wizard football
>fuck peruvians
>>
>>738886107
snatcher? policenauts?
>>
>>738884976
any uncharted
>>
>>738886270
Quidditcch world cup
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>be undercover guy
>do parkour
>zombies
>>
>>738886338
>>738886246

Ayyyyy, SNATCHER's the one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3PItZUjqnI

Here's a decent-ass fan trailer
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>>738886403
Dying light
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>>738886403
Dying light
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>>738886403
Sunset O?
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>Gods eat things
>The gods are made out of cells that also eat things
>Teenagers use weapons made out of the cells that eat things to eat the gods that eat things to empower and make more weapons that eat things to better kill the gods that eat things
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>>738886122
Anybody gonna guess this one? Kinda obvious tbh
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>>738886403
from the last two hints dying light?
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>>738886440
yep
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>>738886354
No
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>>738886481
Not a fucking weeb so idek
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>>738886481
You gotta wait dude. its been less than 5 minutes.
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>>738884869
Easy. Payday 2
>>
OP here with more clues
>Wear mask
>Drive expensive car
>>
Bitch characters and one key
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>>738885208
Dayz
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>>738884106
Arkham Knight
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>>738886426
sweet! I'll check the game out, I had to use google-fu
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>>738886721
winrar
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>>738884106
Easy mode
>Be space wizard
>Hang out with old bitch
>She's pretty baller
Hard mode
>Be bald fuck
>Have psychic powers
>Turns out it was the future all along
NIghtmare mode
>Fuck around in Cali
>Make enemies with a stop sign.
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>fabricate ancillary monoliths
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>You fly a spaceship around, but you don't really control it
>You aim weapons, but you don't directly aim them
>You control the crew, but you are not really the crew
>Your mission is a secret even to yourself
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>first day on police department
>people with bad disease try to fuck everything up
>the city has gone to shit
>meet with some hot chicks but can't really nail them cuz of circumstances
>government decides to nuke the city
>fkme.jpg
>>
>cancer fanbase
>touhou clone
You can't fuck this up.
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>>738886841
ftl?
>>
>>738886787
Running simulator is the other name i hear.
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>>738886122
Final fantasy 7
>>
>part 1: go to woods to learn violin
>part 2: learn to paint
>part 3 transgender learns to math
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>Be 18 year old
>Meet an old friend
>Friend went through depressing shit
>Depressing shit had a lot of unsolved questions
>Help friend answer those questions
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>>738886865
This Is the Police?
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>>738886865
going to guess a resident evil game
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>>738886841
Ratchet and clank
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>>738886865
RE 2
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>>738886769
The SEGA CD version emulates really well.
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>>738886470
God Eater
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>>738886909

One point to you, good sir
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>>738887009
life is strange
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>>738886749
You was right
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>>738887044
>>738887116

yuss
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>control people
>>
>have to deliver package but get fucked along the way
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>>738886947
No
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>>738884106
>build shit
>blow up
>revert
>build shit
>blow up
>revert
>build shit
>blow up
>revert
>build shit
>blow up
>revert
>build shit
>blow up
>revert
>build shit
>get stuck in space
>FLM....
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>>738886873
Undertale.
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>>738887365
Minecraft
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>>738887444
I dont remember getting trapped in space in minecraft.

>>738887365
Red Faction?
>>
>>738887398
undertale is more like a earthbound
>>
>>738887444
>chek'd
no
>>
>>738886270
Anyone want more hints?
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> pixels, white bags
> autism
>>
>lots of kids
>lots of balls
>best kid is mexican
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>>738887177
nice

what gave it away?
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>>738887298
sims
>>
Here's two:

>"I hate this town, lemme throw me phone away."

And:

>Wake up on another planet
>Big as shit
>So much fucking exploration
>Ah fuck, aliens want us dead
>>
>>738887365
ksp?
>>
>>738886832
Anyone want anther hint?
>>
big boom shoot shoot
>>
>>738887650
meet up with an old friend 18
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>>738887531
Yeah, but I've seen people compare the battle system to Touhou.
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>city
>lambda
>dope ass soundtrack
>"Ride and shine, "Mr. _______"
>mysterious fucking business man follows you around
>Leaves you on a cliffhanger with someone close to you getting killed
>>
>>738887747
Its probably both
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>>738887683
2nd one is No Man's Sky?
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>>738887731
Oh
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>>738884869
Payday, fuck those drills.
>>
>>738887807
Half Life?
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>>738887807
half life
>>
>>738887365
>>738887688
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>>738887398
Ding ding ding.
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>>738887807
easy as fuck
HL2
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>>738887143
Ring-a-ding ding baby
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>>738887856
Nope.
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>>738887807
Didn't really describe it poorly
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>>738887706
city skylines or factorio
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>go to vietnam
>come back
>you and your family are betrayed abd killed
>you survive and get revenge on your family's killers
>>
>>738887864
>>738887873
Correct.
Fucking valve leaving us on a cliffhanger in episode 2.
>>
>>738887856
If it was no mans sky he probably wouldve put disappointment, but then again that would immediately give it away.
>>
>>738888002
mafia 3? was in the last thread
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>>738887958
Nope
From an older game
>>738886832
>>
>>738888002
didn't play it but sounds like mafia III?
>>
>>738888062
Correct. Wasn't here for last thread.
>>
>work for the queen and secretly have a daughter with her
>fuckers kill the queen and incriminate me
>go to prison and about to get executed
>saved by some people
>work for them to try and clean my reputation
>they end up betraying me
>theydonegoofed.jpg
>eventually fuck them all and return to my daughter
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>>738887317
Anyone wanna guess this one?
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>>738888285
Dishonoured.
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>>738888285
Dishonored
Easy mode
>>
Tried to not give away too much
>grim, but not as grim as the 1st game
>last boss is you from the first game
>open world
>3 games in the series
>>
>>738888308
Fallout NV
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>>738888308
postal? counter-strike? part of halo?
>>
>>738888285
Gonna take a wild shot in dark considering I don't know the plot of this game, but Dishonoured?
>>
>>738885598
smite
>>
>>738887683
Xenoblade Chronicles X
>>
>badass
>fuck demons for breakfast
>>
>>738888366
dark souls 2
>>
>White Drifter
>Country Boy
>Black Lady
>Black Sports Man
>>
>>738888383
Fuck
The package immediately gives it away
>>
>aeiou
>aeiou
>aeiou
>>
>>738888323
>>738888341
>>738888410

pretty easy
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>>738888441
ds2 had some bitch at the end, wasn't your character tho
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>>738888487
Moonbase Alpha
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>>738888433
Correct on the second one.
>>
>>738888472
The game was rigged from the start.
>>
>>738888487
moonbase alpha
>>
>>738886827
2hard4u?
>>
>>738888572
correct.
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>>738884976
Hotline miami
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>>738888582
lol
>>
>>738886841
Eve online
>>
>>738888080
>>738886832
SC2
>construct additional pylons
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>>738888341
>>738888323
>>738888410
...that's supposed to be your daughter? I really shouldn't have skipped the final speech.
>>
>>738888080
still working on it...
>>
>Hated character becomes a cyborg >in a spinoff
>>
So close to 8
>>
>Mom is dead
>Some witch took the throne
>Get superpowers
>Play at 10 fps
>Kill some people (or not)
>Become god emperor once more
>>
>One of the best star wars games ever
>Is a sequel
>better than the new version
>>
>>738888704
>>738888730
Or just SC
But yeah
>>
>multiple master chiefs
>blue nudist
>big blue nigga destroying everything
>good game
>>
>>738888726
I don't think it's said in game, but if you play on low chaos, then go to the tower where she's being kept near the end of the game, she's drawn a picture of you with "daddy" written over the top.
>>
Check em
>>
>>738885943
Nope
>>
>>738888726
It's hinted at in some recordings
>>
>>738888943
Battlefront 2?
>>
>>738888943
old battlefront 2
>>
>>738888635
damn it would be accurate but no
>>738886351
you're right
>>
>>738884869
Payday.
>>
>>738889137
>>738889148
Bingo
>>
>>738886979
if no one gets it in 10 mins will post it.
hints
>part 4 is the final part and is not out yet
>indie game with point and click controls
>part 1 and 3 are both about women with identity issues
>part 2 is the only part with a male protagonist
>all the stories slightly connect the further you get
>>
>simulator
>guns
>Literally have to buy a membership to shoot anything
>free game
>Can't kill humans
>follow trails of shit
>>
>>738888991
Never played Halo but im assuming Halo 3?
>>
>>738888991
Id say either Halo Reach or Halo 5
>>
>>738888726
Don't ask me, like I said, I know nothing of the game's plot.
>>
>>738889267
nope, not even halo
>hint

>>738889330
there were blue nudists in halo??
>>
>be a guy or a grill
>have amnesia
>be rescued by 2 guys and a girl
>results the younger guy and the girl are brothers and they are from the royalty of their kingdom
>strangely enough you know how to use magic and swords
>get married
>have a daughter/son wo dresses like you
>in the end you are the bad guy
>kill yourself, literally
>>
>NEP NEP
>>
>>738889222
Dark Dreams Don't Die?

also chek'd
>>
>>738884106
Murdered Soul Suspect :) Great game
>>
>>738889019
Shes in the tower?! All I remember is a really nice library, and a gun, and then.... huh, I don't think I finished the game....
>>
>>738889475
Yeah, Emily gets kept in a tower near the pub after you rescue her.
>>
>Another Star Wars game
>Fuck shit up
>Got overall mixed reviews
>>
>>738886270
Dota
>>
This will just describe the final battles
>King gets possessed and goes apeshit
>kick his ass
>King goes more apeshit
>kick his ass
>wizard dude summons bug
>kick her ass
>bug become flower
>wat
>kick her ass
>laser her in the face till she is no more
>>
>>738889428
nope
>>
>>738884886
darksouls?
>>
>A game where you fight ppl and aliens that seemed universally hated.
>>
>>738887683
No one's gonna guess the first one?
>>
>fire is going out
>to self-immolate or not to self-immolate
>in the end it doesn't even matter
>>
pick an obnoxious character and play with a team of screaming manchildren.
>>
>>738889677
Idk
Any Silent Hill
>>
>>738889389
Fuck, I wanna know this one. Sounds interesting.
>>
>>738889680
>>738889656
>>
>fly through rings
>time limit
>gayest hero ever
>>
>>738889759
Nah.
>>
>hide in locker
>shooting does jack shit
>it saw you
>F U C K I N G R U N.jpg
>based off a movie
>stealth
>>
>>738889757
Overwatch
>>
>>738889814
superman 64.
Easy.
>>
>>738889680
Dark Souls.
>>
>>738889814
Aquaman or superman 64?
>>
>>738887347
What was it?
>>
>>738889826
Alien Isolation
>>
>You're dead
>Save other people from dying
>>
>>738889826
alien isolation
>>
>>738890018
devil survivor
>>
>>738889999
Top Zozzle!
>>
>>738889999
damn quads
>>
>>738889895
correct
>>
>>738889826
Aliens: Colonial Marines.
>>
>>738890050
Nope.
>>
>>738888978
sc2 wasn't me but good looks
>>
>>738889757
Overwatch easy
>>
>>738890070
yooooo Quads and the right answer!
>>
>Live in city
>Be russian immigrant
>Go bowling
>>
>>738889586
>>738889676
Anyone gonna try these 2?
>>
>>738890173
GTA 4
>>
>>738890173
GAT IV
>>
>>738888463
Left for dead 2
>>
>be a new surgeon
>work with a charming and milf nurse
>the nurse leave the hospital and get replaced by an angry issues nurse
>discover you can slow time if you draw a star
>fight agains parasite that cuts your internal organs
>more weird stuff
>>
>>738889757
Rainbow Six Siege?
>>
>>738889999
gratz on quads
>>
>Three people trying to find child killer.
>But one of them is killer.
>>
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>>738889222
>>738889428
>>738886979
times up
>>
>>738889676
Aliens: Colonial Mariens
>>
>>738890242
Heavy Rain.
>>
>Be in car accident
>Have some kind of new type of brain surgery
>Wake up in some fucked up place
>Story is not what you think it is
>>
>>738890210
>>738890212
Yes
>>
>>738889788
damn i give up, fire emblem awakening for the 3ds
>>
>>738890251
Boom got it.
I actually enjoyed that game lol
>>
>>738890242
Heavy Rain.
>>
>>738890213
Yep
>>
>Knights that go on a rampage
>>
>a normal grill
>a veteran soldier
>an office worker black guy
>a biker dude
>ibuprofen
>>
>>738890283
>>738890332
yeh too easy i guess
>>
>>738890419
Left 4 dead
>>
>>738890309
Fuck I wanted to say that. The whole "you being the bad guy" threw me off. I never actually Ed played it, were you really the villain?
>>
>>738884106
The crazy adventures of Sebastian And Ruvik?
>>
>>738884106

>kill nazi's
>work for chinese to make history
>>
>>738889598
No guesses?
>>
>Aliens invade research facility in HD
>>
>>738890419
4 dead left?
>>
>>738884106
ghost trick?
>>
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>be dude
>go to hotel
>pick bitch
>fuck that bitch
>do that over and over.
>>
>>738884106
>wife gone
>dark bad
>light friend
>lake
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