non-porn webms

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It's kinda sweet how she constantly tells him to fuck off.

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>confused

>>738869191
I would pet that friggin' dog.

>>738869416

How does one acquire a panther? Also Jaguar or Leopard?

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I love that determined look on his face.

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>>738869503

>frag thieve

I hate them.

>>738869628
Get rich.

this 2mb limit really killed off most my folder, im out

>2017
>silent webms
>4mb
>no mp4
4chan really went to shit

>>738869413
wtf fuck that shit jesus christ thats nightmare fuel

>>738869330
I wish I could burn alive so casually.

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>>738868823

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How do they get out?

>>738869718
that dog has good balance!

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>>738870057

>I wish I could burn alive so casually.

Not really a problem when you're on crack.

>>738870398
well... its not porn

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>>738869926

>>738869718
Good dog.

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combo breaker

>>738869191
That slow pace and its eyes kinda scare me.

>>738869718
>>738870281
that dog has autism

can we stop with the webm please gifs gifs

>>738870642
that one is porn. i wish there were more like this but with dildo

>>738869877

Shiiiit negro

>>738870065

Dear lord

>>738870867
Whats wrong with people

>>738870213

Who the hell thought it was a good idea to put that woman on tv

>>738871032
People don't kill pigs, alligators kill pigs.

>>738870235
THAT IS A BIG, BIG FUCKING NOPE

>>738869815

Niggers gonna nigger.

>>738871032
>wild boar
>wild aligator
>whats wrong with people

what did he mean by this /b/

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>>738869815
Nice. I like how no-shirt punches the second nig and doesn't even look back cause he knows the dude is out.

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>>738871032
>>738871218

Boars don't even belong into the Americas. They are an invasive species from Europe harming the environment. Just like white people.

>>738871041
Her therapist.

>>738870888
nah its not porn

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>>738871223

>>738870213
thats racist

>>738869098
Soooo progressive.

>>738871547

This seems retarded, but he's actually sealing the bead on the tire.

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>>738871547
Yeah, a real professional tire man there. I'm so glad they did away with split rings. Fuckers scare the shit out of me.

>>738869413
Maaaaaaan the oceans are weird, man.

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>>738869416

the chlorine in the pool is burning its eyes

>>738871394
Well I sure ain't getting my bacon from Canada.

>>738871032
Hogs are pest animals, in fact they're so dangerous to people and agriculture that you can shoot them in many states without any tags year round

>>738871755
How does it have a face on it? It should never counter anything with a humanish face.

>>738869815
That cops just like "This is what happens you nig the fuck out. I'm not gonna arrest the guy that beat your ass either. White privilege."

>>738871027

Your move, Gallagher

>>738871716
no he is wearing too thick clothing/harness to be pierced by that bar. Also the speed at which he lands is non lethal

>>738870398

im sad to know that this happens on my planet

like this place wasn't fucked up enough

>>738871495
source?

>>738871985
Looks like New Orleans. Nigs fuck with white tourists in my experience-- trying to rip them off.

>>738870235
Well the ground moves when the dive in, so I'm guessing they're in some bog, in which case there be an opening near by.

>>738869330

I bet that guy would freak ISIS the fuck out.

>>738871716
that motherfucker is lucky to be alive

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>>738871822

>Well I sure ain't getting my bacon from Canada.

No, it comes from a pig farm.

>>738871130
This is nice thanks.

>>738870065
just stop feeding him lmao

>>738870706
Well that is pretty hardcore.

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>>738872148

>im sad to know that this happens on my planet

The dog is probably less bothered by it than you are though.

>>738872136
get a load of Mr. I know fucking everything over here.
so Mr. I know fucking everything, how fast was he falling? and how much faster would he have needed to be falling in order for it to be fatal?
and that shit about his clothing is retarded. that rock sticking out could have easily broken a rib and jammed it into a lung or his heart, without ever piercing the clothing. he wasn't wearing armor.

>>738870324
>we get it. You vape

>>738872188
Legend of Galactic Heros

>>738871716
>Dead
He didn't die. Also what's a "split ring"?

>>738871547
Watched my grandpa blow tires off the rim doing this shit. Works every time when you know what the fuck you're doing.

>>738871716
He didn't die. That was a news storyawhile back.

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>>738872601

Did he also teach you how to suck the chrome off a rim?

Does anyone have that webm of those guys fucking fish?

>>738870324
Gandalf the nigger

>>738872631
for three dollars, she will knock on your neighbors door, stab him in the mouth , then poop on him

>>738870706
Good ol rock bitch

>>738872727
that made my scalp itch. what is that, lice?

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>>738872727
NOPE

>>738872727
source?
And I'm asking direct, not that website

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Remember this is the most elite man alive in America in the moment.

>>738872727
Couldn't afford chrome, can I talk to your grandpa?

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>>738872574
What is Google? I should say WE did away with split ring on School Buses.

>>738873199
Very impressive bits of kit

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>>738870235

>>738869191

god damn it that was scary as fuck. No kidding. Those eyes.

>>738873464
Go to bed, cat.

>>738873444
REKT

>>738869413

species? plox

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It's the intake of a se

>>738869191
That dog just melted my hearth. I need to get a dalmatian

>>738869721
Get this weeb shit outta here

>>738869628
Cocaine money

>>738870065
i watched this one once ... no idea why i thought about it when i was fucking my gf ... almost lost my hardon ... sry my english

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>>738873696

>species? plox

Because you said please...

It's a vampire squid. Despite how it appears in the video they are actually only 30 cm (12") long.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_squid

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>>738873985

>>738874006
those aren't turtles

>>738870324
Haha your still a nigger

>>738870065
If I ever got to this point, just kill me tbh

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>>738874138

Yes they are.

>>738872391
top kek so much

>>738871130
Good way better then that nigger blowing smoke

>>738874219
those are capybaras retard

>>738873017

THEY'RE MAKING HIM ANGRY. THE RED BUTTON WILL BE PUSHED IN AN ENRAGED MOMENT

>>738873765
can somebody explain this?

>>738874219
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/12/141218-tortoises-video-zoo-helping-animals-science-mating/

>>738874391
stupid pidgeons kill themselves

>>738870065
At that point the fat fuck can't go get his own food. Feed that fucker some carrot sticks or something.

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>>738874371

>THE RED BUTTON WILL BE PUSHED IN AN ENRAGED MOMENT

His hands are too small for that. Also he has dementia.

>webm related

>>738870693
>That slow pace and its eyes kinda scare me.
Dalmatians are the satans of dogs.

>>738874443
but why

>>738874391
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1961784/bizarre-footage-shows-birdbrained-pigeons-being-dragged-to-their-deaths-after-landing-on-a-grain-silo-so-were-they-baked-into-the-bread/

>>738869031
I understand now why they have such a reputation for being brilliant swimmers. That's bloody impressive

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You have to be pretty careless to throw an axe at such a crowded place. Hope he got arrested and raped by niggers after he tried to show them his medieval fight technique.

>>738874660
what a boss, drone owners are like vapers, bunch of homos

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>>738874660
A.) You're a fucking idiot, that's a Javelin
B.) Throwing a Javelin at something that's probably trespassing at a festival, where most people seem to be condensed into one area.

>>738874491
At least hes not a nigger

>>738869628
There's no such thing as a black panther.

>>738874508
They have a reputation for being overbred and consequently agressive/unstable, but a friend of mine has a 6 year old dalmatian and he is the absolute goodest boy who ever did was. I love that fucking dog.

Those are mock-agressive/playful eyes from a goofy beast whom I already love without ever meeting.

Moar angnimals.

>>738869877
LoL rekt. He thought he was a just a little bull.

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>>738874817

>probably trespassing at a festival
>drone
>trespassing at a festival
>drone

>>738869815

Does every thread need to get ruined with stupid bullshit like this? We're not all social a-holes around here.

>>738870324
Sometimes, black people are alright.

>>738870065
So much trump support.

>>738870213
This bitch can see your thoughts.

>>738870642
Sauce?

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>>738874941
Heard they can have serious eye problems. reason I didn't buy one.

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>>738875006
>Implying the regulations are "Please bring your drones and all recording equipment into this renaissance era festival"

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>>738874914

>There's no such thing as a black panther.

I never said "black panther" dip, I said panther. Also I asked whether it was a Jaguar or Leopard. No go fuck your smart ass.

>>738874574
holy crap, thanks tho

>>738870324

I'm thinking about going on EBT and getting this good with nothing to do all day.

>>738870398

a lot of trump support here.

>>738874660
Hark! A draygun doþ encroacheþ hiþer upon þis faire tourney! Have at þee, foul hellspawne!

>>738873765

what the heck is that.

>>738873623
Fuckin hell.

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>>738875151

>implying drones aren't neckbeard thing
>implying medieval festivals are an absolute neckbeard thing
>implying you're too retarded to see the correlation

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>>738875274
>Dragon
Better go to the church and have them pray it away

>>738875285

Grain being moved. Most likely wheat.

>>738872391
aw trump supporters. So dumb.

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>>738875336
...What?

>>738873017
fuckin rekt and orange butt hurt like always.

>>738870705
It would be quite hard to do that with a drill bit that large.

>>738869098
quack quack motherfucker

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>>738875545
and messy

>>738875545

No it would be hard to do because it is painful. Bone is easy to drill. DOn't ask how i know

>>738870213
She has untreated hyperthyroidism.

>>738873238
He's lucky was a revolver and didn't miss fire.. he might of messed up his fedora.

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>>738875016
>non-porn webms
I think it's awesome.

>>738874910

To bad your brain is.

>>738869191
I really expected something terrible to happen to the dog, and was pleasantly surprised when nothing did

>>738873623
he don't care if little dick, still won.

>>738875656
to infinity and beyond

>>738873017

Fuck handshakes, he should have grabbed her by the pussy

>>738875225
That's a french bulldog not a pug

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>>738875643
GAY FUCKING CAT I'D HOLD THAT CAT DOWN AND FUCK IT UP WITH A WOODEN SPOON WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT ASSBAG THAT OTHER CAT WAS PRIDEFUL AND MAJESTIC LIKE MUFASA BUT THE CABINENT CAT WAS BEING A SHITCUNT THAT MADE MY BALLS DANCE IM SO FUCKING MAD AND GAY FUCK THAT GAY CAT IN ITS LITTLE GAY BUTTHOLE FUCKING CAT I HOPE IT GETS STAGE 37 EBOLA IN ITS BUTTHOLE BEFORE IT GETS POLE SMOKED AND FUCKED HOPEFULLY THE OTHER CAT SHITS IN ITS MOUTH WHILE IT SLEEPS FUCKING GAY CAT I FUCK A CAT'S ASS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>738875364

>mfw the pigeons are now bread

>>738874325

>Good way better (can't write sentences. lol)
>Nigger (it's an African American)
>Smoke (it's vapor. lol)

Damn you're dumb. haha.

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>>738875866

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>>738875866
You alright there /b/ro?

>>738875871
I just ate bread...

>>738868823
ahah what an idiot! Kids are such dicks!

>>738874389
ew

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>>738875274

>>738871394
well hello mr 100% purebred native american.
or does that not cound because humans started out in africa? (or as new evidence shows, possibly Europe)

>>738875156
>no go fuck your smart add

Nice engrish, failfag

>>738871032
alligators got to eat too

>>738870398
did hillary pay you for this

>>738876144
>hello Mr purebred native American

Huge misnomer considering they aren't native. They walked here across the landbridge before the continents fully divided. Fukin wahoos.

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>>738871027
as an electrician that gave me the weirdest boner

>>738869031
xD

>>738869926
Easily the most Yank thing I've ever seen on /b/. More Yank than "obese dude with auto-pistol", and that's the benchmark. Cool.

>>738870235
Got caught out by this shit once while moor walking - fucking terrifying. Like quicksand, but filled with roots, vegetation and dead sheep. Fuck ALL of these crazy cunts.

>>738873017
>0:08
>"I'm going to nuke this place"

>>738876532
I am aware, however, they did get there first and claimed it

>>738877122

They got there and annihilated the prior inhabitants

>>738876884
Gillie suit.

>>738874833
Did that bird just bait a fish out of the water? Neat.

>>738877302
and they still get annoyed when it happens to them, fuck

>>738869254
Hahahahahaha

>>738870057
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

>>738873402
YOO!! what's the name of that, i remember reading that along time ago.

>>738874006
When the religious insist morality is a product of god and only found in humans, point them to this webm.

>>738870867
You can't trust humans

>>738874389
>20 seconds to scissor open Doritos
>using tongs to pick up individual chips

I'd have punched the cunt right in the mouth at that point, frankly.

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>>738877369
Bought the bait with him too. Crazy smart bird.

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>>738869815
>kick his ass fabio!

>>738874660
You know that LARP weapons are made of foam rubber, right?

You just seem like the sort of faggot who should know that.

>>738877729
The instructor is just as stupid for letting him point at his hand for so long

>>738869191
He really doesn't want to slip on that floor

>>738876985
motherfucking salsa

>>738871716
Good thing he was wearing a helmet or else his face would have been fuck up

>>738870324
lvl9000 nigger mage with wind specialization

>>738877729
trump supporters..................

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>>738877846

>>20 seconds to scissor open Doritos
>>using tongs to pick up individual chips
>I'd have punched the cunt right in the mouth at that point, frankly.

She doesn't want to have to wash off the dorito flavor evertime, you assniggerckokscuker.

>>738874389
I get it, it's a fisherman preparing bait for whales

>>738877931
that was a holy cow. now go and pray for it.

>>738868823
not gonna lie he's asking for it

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>>738877811
Although awesome, you're reading too much into it. Some say one was trying to mate with the other. Can't say I know tho.

>>738877931
Domestic dispute

>>738870867
>brother, save the oats

>>738869191
>>738870693
>>738873464
It looks like a demon wearing a dog suit, and he's very pleased that it's fooling all the humans so easily

>>738869191
aww it's so cuteee, look at it's dick when it jumps up c:

>>738870324
Gandalf the Black got some real talent there

>>738874660
SLAY THE WINGED BEAST

>>738878070
She should be working in a different job than serving Doritos then, you incredible fuckwit.

Also, "What are disposable gloves" for $200, Chad?

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>>738869191

>>738870693
>>738873464
those eyes. creepy as hell.
uncanny valley.

>>738869413
what you didn't know that squids light up?

>>738874351
Newfag detected

>>738874389
Talent just jk anybody can do that theres no skill in this

>>738870706
Degenerates deserve death.

>>738869330
>richardpryor.webm

>>738871394
Lol sucks for you that your culture got steamrolled by men in boats with metal clothes and thunder sticks.

Bitch nigger

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>>738878444

>She should be working in a different job than serving Doritos then, you incredible fuckwit.

As long as you mom gives hand for a nickel and a lay for a dime, there is no money in the business.

>>738869503
Dinosaurs still rule the earth.

>>738869920
We've never had webms with sound on /b/ you retard

>>738877729
Why pointed at his hand?

>>738878219
Its as altruistic as anything any human has ever done.
He flipped his bro so he wouldn't die. Idc if he fucked his bro after.

By your logic, if a guy saves a woman from being hit by a bus, then fucks her later, he's a mindless animal cuz he was just trying to mate.

So you aren't animals aren;t capable of morality, you're saying animals AND humans aren't.

Which I don;t necessarily disagree with I suppose.

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>>738878738

>the ride never ends

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>>738878869
It's not the same-- nitwit. BTW-- atheist here.

>>738869413
cuddle fish?

>>738878983
what's the point of this webm ? i don't get it

>>738878738
Nice comeback.

If you want my come back, you'll have to scrape it off your mom's teeth you fucked up little wanking-accident of a man.